#Ron Swason

[cratis]

Arranged Marriage AU wise , Judith and Harrowhark would make both the most sense and the best of it.

Judith with a wife who doesn't want to be touched and understand their arrangement is only a matter of duty.

Harrow with a wife that doesn't ever stay around enough time on the Ninth to discover its secrets, doesn't hold an hereditary position so wouldn't behold the House of the Ninth to another house and she would even pray for her to die because both of them believed in the same cause.

Talk about a win-win.Not mention that, canaan kerfuffle aside, I do believe they would get along grandly .

[Image Id: A frame of Ron Swason from "Parks and Recreation" bellow him the subtitle says "I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name.Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes". end id]

#the locked tomb #tlt #harrowhark nonagesimus #judith deuteros

[gray-dun]

Guy at Gamestop asked me if I had any questions about the model kits

I almost had a Ron Swason moment

[mannytoodope]

Andy:(whispering)  He’s been here 4 times today!

 Ron : (moaning) That’s a good shoeshine.(heavy moaning)

 Andy: Ah, ha, ha, what in the world, man?!?

  Ron: I don’t know happened, frankly. The noise was involuntary. Sometimes a sound is just a sound

#Andy Dwyer #Chris Pratt #Ron Swason #Nick Offerman #Parks and Recreation

[inprogress-predicament]

Me when I meet a nice girl who likes camping.

#parks and rec #ron swason #no homo #leslie knope

[colins-bridgerton]

kate’s gif request meme: parks and recreation + favorite brotp

asked by @kinderedspirits

#parksandrecedit #chewieblog #bblecher #creationsnetwork #parksedit #leslie knope #ron swanson #parks and recreation #parks and rec #*mygifs #*leslieknope #*ronswason #*parksandrec #c:leslie knope #c:ron swason #brotp:breakfast bros #tv:parks and rec #tori's tag #gifrequestmeme

[codemeister-moving]

WHY ME SPECIFICALLY

idk felt like harassing you /j

#ask 😳 #(ron swason voice) good. it was getting a little chummy around here.

[elvesofnoldor]

for all intents and purposes, i kind of like taking fenris to the gallows and got that special dialogue chain. he’s a very reasonable sort, that became quite obvious engaging with him in that dialogue chain. i mean, i always knew fenris is a reasonable man and i never quite get why fans like to pen him as grumpy mage hunter when he’s just tired and understandably cynical, but i...really didn’t expect him to be concerned for my apostate mage hawke’s safety at a circle of magi lol. That was actually kinda sweet of him. 

#yolanda talks #fenris? concerned that an apostate might get captured by the templars? wow #like i knew hes resonable but i still didnt expect THIS #whenever fenris said something resonable abt the mages. everybody is like *oh look character development!* #but it isn't character development! he's ALWAYS been reasonable lmao #also. tbh i think ppl who thinks fenris would immediately hate dorian did not take fenris to the gallows #honestly its SUPER fair if he has low opinions of magisters. i mean. who has high opinion of magisters? not even dorian does actually #but even then fenris responds to *u make all magisters sound terrible* with *i have no doubt some of them r good and noble men* #fenris rightfully wanted the ones that abused and berated him dead. he didn't just want any random magisters dead #that being said i think dorian would still say something and got fenris mad if they would ever meet #but i'd say there is like. a solid 40% chance that they might get on good terms #that being said they almost definitely would quarrel at first because dorian is a big dumbass sometimes #not for the reasons u'd think. i imagine if they were going to meet it'd be because dorian was helping the slaves of imperium somehow #freeing them or...helping. the earlier he has already been doing. actually (ref hissing waste in a da comic and during da:i) #but like dorian might offer to take the lyrium out of fenris' skin when he learns the markings r itchy or whatever #(out of good intention. but it would be taken the wrong way. since u know. fenris was hunted cause danarius wants lyrium in his skin) #(and also the lyrium. despite how it marked him and occassionally brought him discomfort. empowers him physically) #( and is the thing that sort of allow him to escape slavery in the first place) #and fenris'd be like....*ron swason voice* i wanna punch u in the face so bad right now

[beardedtheologians]

Pyramid of Greatness by Rev. Matt Franks

Pyramid of Greatness by Rev. Matt Franks

In the show Parks and Recreation Ron Swason has a pyramid of greatness that he shares when he is coaching a rec league youth basketball team.

  I have been coaching a rec league soccer team this spring. No I do not have a pryamid of greatness however I have a simple mantra for the kids.

Little things lead to big things.

We talk…

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#beard #beardedtheologians #blog #Blogging #Do Good #Do No Harm #Matt Franks #Matthew D. Franks #Rec League Soccer #Ron Swason #Stay in love with God #theology #Three Simple Rules #UMC #United Methodist Church

[trashwitchcoven]

Completely off-topic, my apologies, but I noticed Aubrey Plaza in your pfp, and I assume that's from Parks and Recreation just because I see it referenced a lot. Do you recommend the show? I've been looking for different shows to watch as I'm not great at keeping up with series and would like to change that, and I heard both her and Amy Poehler's characters are especially good - and I happen to like both actresses! :)

I fucking love Parks and Rec. It's one of the first shows that I've full on marathon watched because I was enjoying it so much (I didn't stumble on it until it had already finished its run and was on Netflix)

I think you'd really enjoy it, Anon (and Ron Swason/Nick Offerman's dry wit is everything you could ever want)

#Parks and Rec

[eirian]

Ron Swason

okay

#Anonymous #ghostlywail.txt

[ao3feed-eremin]

Department of Trost

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2TMsFLS

by Neuroticnasty

Commissioned AOT piece inspired by the episode of Parks and Recreation.

Words: 2962, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M

Characters: Armin Arlert, Eren Yeager, Erwin Smith, Mikasa Ackerman, Jean Kirstein, Marco Bott, Hange Zoë, Sasha Blouse, Reiner Braun, Annie Leonhart, Krista Lenz | Historia Reiss, Ymir (Shingeki no Kyojin), Connie Springer, Bertolt Hoover

Relationships: Armin Arlert/Eren Yeager, Levi/Erwin Smith, Sasha Blouse/Connie Springer, Krista Lenz | Historia Reiss/Ymir, Marco Bott/Jean Kirstein, Reiner Braun/Bertolt Hoover, Mikasa Ackerman/Annie Leonhart

Additional Tags: AU, Ron Swason makes an appearance, random bad guy - Freeform

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2TMsFLS

#eremin #ao3feed #fanfic #eren jaeger x armin arlert #armin arlert x eren jaeger

[inexactexpiration]

the real question is why am i not writing ron ‘ i love riddles ‘ swason

#✮ my anaconda will consider it // ooc posts

[dahlinglikeleft]

Ron Swason teaching a kid on how the governments taxes is unfair is a mood.

#Starting watching parks and rec and my first episode is shippe #I saw the description #my post

[mannytoodope]

Ron: Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into ‘Swansons’ behold, The Pyramind of Swanson.

#Ron Swason #Nick Offerman #Parks and Recreation

[nemesismess]

FMK: Marco Diaz, Ron Swanson, Kirby

Fuck: Ron Swason

Marry: Marco Diaz.....a good boy

........K IS FOR KIRBY HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA *cries*

[ao3feed-erwinlevi]

by Neuroticnasty

Commissioned AOT piece inspired by the episode of Parks and Recreation.

Words: 2962, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M

Characters: Armin Arlert, Eren Yeager, Erwin Smith, Mikasa Ackerman, Jean Kirstein, Marco Bott, Hange Zoë, Sasha Blouse, Reiner Braun, Annie Leonhart, Krista Lenz | Historia Reiss, Ymir (Shingeki no Kyojin), Connie Springer, Bertolt Hoover

Relationships: Armin Arlert/Eren Yeager, Levi/Erwin Smith, Sasha Blouse/Connie Springer, Krista Lenz | Historia Reiss/Ymir, Marco Bott/Jean Kirstein, Reiner Braun/Bertolt Hoover, Mikasa Ackerman/Annie Leonhart

Additional Tags: AU, Ron Swason makes an appearance, random bad guy - Freeform

#IFTTT #ao3feed #fanfic #eruri #erwin x levi