“What’s the matter?” says Roy. “Why were you banging your head on the counter?”
“Because I can’t believe I’m sitting here listening to you make such ridiculous blanket statements," says Joël. “If Anita heard you say that she’d taser your neanderthal sexist arse from here to Barnacle Bay. Jesus. Anyway, I can think of plenty of women who can have sex with men and not get emotionally involved. All the ones who work at The Pony, for starters. Duh. “
“It doesn’t count if it’s their job, duh,” says Roy. “They’re trained professionals. They’re like cops and paramedics. They’ve learnt to separate their emotions from their jobs. It’s a special skill. Ask Neets. But for non-professionals, it’s next to impossible. Women are genetically programmed to fall for the men they have sex with. Men, on the other hand, are genetically programmed to be able to have sex with multiple partners without getting emotionally involved. It’s a scientific fact, dude!”
“It's also a scientific fact that you're a complete fuckwit. Or are you just pretending to believe that crap to justify your sleazebag behaviour?”
“I’m not a sleazebag,” says Roy, looking wounded. “I’m just a healthy red-blooded male.”
HERE'S things i drew a YEAR & some change ago, these little solid caricature tributes that PERHAPS i'll someday polish up & make as charms???? who KNOWS
for now though !!!!! take them, i still like these a lot