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#Roy Harper incorrect quotes
spider-girlwrites · 11 months
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Roy: [out on one of his very first patrols] What do we do with the body?
Oliver: We leave it.
Roy: That seems a little disrespectful, don’t you think?
Oliver: Disrespectful? You just killed him!
Roy: still….
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heavenlyangeliq · 1 year
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Jason Todd : Bottom line, are you in or are you out?
Roy Harper: Well then I’m out!
Jason Todd : Actually you’re already in.
Roy Harper : Then why would you ask me?
Jason Todd : Because I thought you would go, “I’m in, Jason !”, and we would have had a really cool moment, but you kind of ruined the whole thing.
Later
Roy Harper : I expressly remember saying that I was out.
Jason Todd : I know, but they think you’re in.
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young-justice-art · 2 months
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Wally after he saw jade mess with Roy’s mind by just being there:Roy boy the boy toy don’t know how to pla-ahhhh
Roy shooting arrows at Wally well chasing him:SHUT THE FUCK UP WALLY DIE
Dick:where’s my phone this needs to be recorded
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iwannabealice · 2 months
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part 4
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bruciemilf · 7 months
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Jason ranting about Bruce for the 10th time today: Gosh, he's just the worst.
Roy: Uh huh. Yea. Hey, Ollie? When is Beyoncé's birthday?
Oliver: September 4, 1981, Houston Texas. 10:30 PM. It was on a Saturday. Her nurses' name was Susan.
Roy: When's MY birthday?
Oliver: How the fuck should I know?
Jason:
Roy: Go on.
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batfamgalore · 1 month
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Roy: Jason, I need you to do this. You’re sneakier than I am. You’re a bigger liar. You have no moral compass.
Jason: Look, thanks for all the compliments, but breaking into one stupid party? That’s not even a challenge.
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incorrectbatfam · 2 months
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Dick: I had a dream that you would not believe. You were about to kiss... I can't even say it.
Roy: Who was I about to kiss?
Dick: *gags*
Dick: Jason.
Roy: ...
Dick: Why aren't you bleh-ing with me?
Roy: Well...
Dick: "Well..." is not an option.
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ktkat99 · 1 month
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Roy- Listen to me. You're new, so you might not know this yet, but what's the worst thing about dating a Wayne?
Bernard- Uhh, Bruce's shovel talk?
Roy- No.
Bernard- The late hours they're always working?
Roy- No.
Roy- You'll never be able to steal their clothes.
Roy- They all steal each other's clothes and no one knows what belongs to who half the time.
Roy- I swiped Bruce's housecoat last Christmas because I thought it was Jason's and I still can't look him in the eye
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yourmomxx · 9 months
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Jason (to his family): What took you guys so long? I thought you were gonna be here an hour ago!
Bruce: Well, we were making good time in traffic until I got cut off by some crazed motorcycle hoodlum in black leather.
(Roy enters)
Roy: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck behind some walnut driving six miles an hour.
Bruce (points at Roy): That's the hoodlum!
Roy (points at Bruce) : That's the walnut!
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loosepocketchange01 · 11 months
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More Batfam Twitter bc I need it
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*At a Batfamily meeting*
Tim: As the only one in a committed relationship- Selina doesn't count after your whole wedding drama- I really feel-
Jason: what do you mean 'thE OnLY oNe', you aren't the only one
Tim: oh yeah, who else is in a serious committed relationship?
Jason: Me? I've literally been married for years?
Bruce: EXCUSE ME???
Dick: who to?
Jason: Roy
Dick: EXCUSE ME??? EWWW YOU AND ROY, GET THIS IMAGE OUT OF MY HEAD, MY FRIEND AND MY LITTLE BROTHER GROSSS
Jason: Wait, did none of you know? I literally call him my partner all the time
Tim: To be honest we thought you meant partner in crime, not marriage
Jason: I mean, both but still...
*Later, during the ✨vigilante hours✨ of the night*
Bruce: I hear you are married to my son
Roy, panicking cause Bruce is really protective of his kids: Oh, shit, um, yes- yes sir
Bruce: without my blessing
Roy: uh, yeah, we were on a time crunch, married couples can't testify against each other
Bruce: without inviting me to the wedding
Roy: I uh- you were gone that weekend, business trip
Bruce: I haVE A PRIVATE JET, I WOULD HAVE FLOWN IN! IT WAS MY SONS WEDDING, I WOULD HAVE LIKED TO HAVE BEEN THERE
Roy: I'm sorry, sir
Bruce: tell me one more thing
Bruce: was Ollie there?
Roy: No
Bruce: Does Ollie know
Roy: No
Bruce: your recompense is to allow me to be the one to tell him so I can brag to him that I knew first
Roy: uh, sure?
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lilylovelyxo · 1 year
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*Y/N, Dick, and Roy watching Jason beat the shit out of a man for putting his hands on you*
Dick: “Oh, boy…”
Y/N: “I'm going to watch through my fingers. No, I'm not.”
Dick: “I'm going to look away.”
Roy: “I think we're gonna have to lay low for a little while after this.”
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super-marvel-dc · 1 month
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Y/N, getting their arm stitched up by Roy: *Lets out a muffled scream with Jason's belt in their mouth*
Jason: Always wanted your teeth marks in my belt, but never thought of it this way.
Roy, and Y/N: *Slowly looks up at Jason*
Jason: What? Bad timing?
Roy: Ya think!
Y/N, at the same time as Roy: *Still with the belt in their mouth* ya tink!
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cardinalcheerio · 3 months
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Jason: What is Roy's type?
Dick: anyone toxic *sarcastic*
Jason: Well, lucky for him. I'm goddamn Chernobyl
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wondersinwaynemanor · 15 days
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a mission with the Bats which involved their bestfriends.
everyone is in a circle before they can go their separate ways.
Dick, smiles, with a hair seemingly still in style as if the mission was a walk in a park: I would like to thank everyone who participated today. We wouldn't have completed this without each of our efforts.
the batkids rolls their eyes because Dick can be so extra, which just makes him grin.
Dick, spreads his arms: I just love this bonding of brotherhood.
everyone is silent until Steph bursts out laughing.
Cass brows furrow in confusion before she leans on Steph to join in laughing.
Duke, snickers: Sure.... Brotherhood.
Tim, shrieks: Brotherhood????
Kon's face turns crimson, standing close to Tim.
Tim and Kon, who just celebrated their anniversary last night somewhere in Greece.
Damian, scowls: What did you just say, Richard?
Jon, who was drinking water, nearly chokes.
Damian and Jon, who just started their relationship in the beginning of the month because finally Damian gave in to his feelings.
Jason, rolls his eyes some more: You are just embarrassing yourself, Dickface.
Roy, chuckles: Wow. Brotherhood at its finest.
Jason and Roy, who just moved in together last week.
Wally, face so red: Really, Dick?? Brothers??? Us??
Dick and Wally, who have been together before they even know it.
Dick, groans: I know, okay??? I just don't want to admit that my brothers are growing up!!
Jason: You are such a drama queen.
Duke: Maybe use another term next time, Dick?
Damian: Tt. I second that motion.
Jon, nods enthusiastically: Whatever Dami says!
Tim, yawns, leaning on Kon: How about we all go home and rest?
Kon, wraps his arm around Tim's waist: I better take Rob home.
Cass, nods: Indeed! Me and Steph. Go now.
Steph, holds her hand: We got a date planned. See ya!
the rest of the boys: WHAT????
Babs, through comms: Can we wrap this up, gentlemen? So I can sleep and you can sort out your feelings for each other.
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batfamgalore · 8 months
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Oliver: I knew you two couldn’t stay mad at each other.
Dick: Oh yeah. We’re closer than ever.
*Dick and Roy hold up their hands and they are both handcuffed together*
Bruce: You wanna tell me how this happened?
Roy: Well, Wally thought-
Bruce: Oh man, I wish that boy would stop doing that.
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