#S:shitthehousessay

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Venom:

y/n:

Venom: Stop being so cute or I’ll punch you in the lips

Venom: Very softly

Venom: With my own lips

#S:shitthehousessay #not my quote #I hate this site #venom x reader #y/n the lucky bastard #y/n #some random person #venom #venom x y'n #*vomits*

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Charles: *stroking Alastairs' hair* You're so adorable.

Alastair: *half asleep* I could literally kick your ass right now.

Charles: *looking at Alastair with heart eyes* I know.

#alastair carstairs #charles fairchild #fairstairs #tsc #tlh #s:shitthehousessay #i'll do the same on bridgestairs b #log with bridgestairs one #we need more fairstairs content #alastair

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Ulquiorra: *to Orihime* If I had feelings, I would have them for you.

#S:shitthehousessay #ulquihime #ulquiorra x orihime #ulquiorra cifer #orihime inoue #bleach #not my quote

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Orihime: You love me, right?

Ulquiorra: Sure.

Orihime: What if I did something? Like really bad?

Ulquiorra: What did you do?

Orohime: Are you sure you would still love me though?

Ulquiorra: Are my oreos gone?

Orihime: Just ANSWER the question PLEASE!

#S:shitthehousessay #ulquihime #ulquiorra cifer #orihime inoue #ulquiorra x orihime #not my quote #bleach

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Orihime: Should I be concerned?

Ulquiorra: *carrying a body upstairs* Just making tea.

#not my quote #ulquihime #ulquiorra cifer #orihime inoue #bleach #S:shitthehousessay

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Sansa: Let's break a window, it's too hot.

Daenerys: Or you could just open them.

#S:shitthehousessay #not my quote #daensa #GoT #daenerys targaryen #sansa stark