Tumgik
#SAFE!
garlicbreadfanatic · 1 year
Text
Lily: *wrapping presents* hey who took the scissors?
Remus: not me
Sirius: wasn’t me
Marlene: i’m gonna just throw my presents at people so i don’t have to wrap them, so i haven’t got them!
Mary: sorry not me Lily
Peter: i haven’t seen them!
James: Reggie was here a second ago wasnt he?…
Lily: *nervously* yeah he was…
Sirius: *jumping up* EVERYONE KNOWS THAT REGULUS BLACK IS NOT ALLOWED TO BE UNSUPERVISED WITH SCISSORS.
Remus: darling he only attacked you with them ONE TIME
Sirius: that’s what he wants you to think.
1K notes · View notes
samslittles · 8 months
Note
Oh-
*RUNNING*
Jigsaw: *whines and smacks his head* 'top it!
Jigsaw: *crouches down onto all fours and begins sprinting after you* RUN RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN! I'LL CATCH YOU LITTLE GINGERBREAD MAN!
Ruin: I'm sorry!
(in light of your next ask lets just say you make it to the safety of the bunker)
Jigsaw: *growls in frustration*
Jigsaw: *begins clawing at the entrance*
9 notes · View notes
sixbucks · 1 year
Text
OK. That was close.
The storm sirens were going off. And going off. And going off. Fucking annoying. I was looking for my Breakfast at Tiffany’s ear plugs and scrolling weather. (Just because you’re an old bitch doesn’t mean you can’t have awesome stuff.)
I posted to Facebook, “Tornadoes are f*cking stressful” and clicked over to tumblr. My husband was standing in the front yard (because he is a genius). He said, “I see debris!”
Me says: What?
“Stuff is flying over us.”
Me thinks but does not say: If things are truly flying overhead why are you still in the yard?
I saved that last Tumblr post just as the tornado was passing over.
So if you saw a picture of a wrecked Kroger in Little Rock, that’s my Kroger. I was there earlier today. All those photos of the blown apart stuff… all around me.
- [ ] Breckinridge Village
- [ ] Colony West
- [ ] I-30/430 exchange
- [ ] Baptist Hospital,
- [ ] Old Forge
- [ ] Rodney Parham Road
- [ ] Reservoir Road
- [ ] Cantrell Road
If the Weatherman mentioned it then it’s within walking distance.
But.
We are unharmed aside from losing our Xfinity connection, thus my ability to post an update. (I’m writing this in note.) We didn’t even lose power. However 75,000 in Arkansas are without power,
61,000 in Pulaski County alone.
That’s the thing with tornadoes. They will fuck one street up completely and leave the next one untouched.
What did we do while we were waiting for the alarms to die?
When you live in Arkansas long enough you have plenty of tornado war-stories to share. It’s like a severe weather version of bullshit, where you say a lot of “Oh, yeah? Well one time…”
- [ ] The Grocery Store freezer
- [ ] The old lady in the trailer
- [ ] That night a tornado ripped the porch off our trailer
- [ ] The one that wrecked downtown
- [ ] That one that went down John Barrow
The list goes on.
Anyway, I’ll post this when I am again socially networked.
XOXOX
LOL!
And my queue just kept posting even though I was off the grid!
7 notes · View notes
solargeist · 2 years
Note
I love Scout so much I'd throw ends with every god ever if they asked me to-
thank u ! x) its good for u that they have no beef with any god ^_^
16 notes · View notes
vilea777 · 1 month
Text
sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour
90K notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media
50K notes · View notes
solitaryschizoid · 2 months
Text
neurotypicals will be like "you can't self diagnose" and then diagnose everyone they dislike as a narcissist
38K notes · View notes
personaglitch · 8 months
Text
"Self insert characters are cringe"
Bro I'm trying to survive capitalism with maladaptive daydreaming. Leave me alone.
80K notes · View notes
midnights-dragon · 1 month
Text
flip the rock to see what’s under it!
🌾🌷🌾🌷🌾🪨🌾🌷🌾🌷🌾
(make sure you put it back after, don’t want to disturb the wildlife.)
22K notes · View notes
luwha · 8 months
Text
Tumblr: No NSFW! You know how it is we banned it because of the bots in 2018!
Also tumblr:
Tumblr media
104K notes · View notes
toshootforthestars · 7 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Tumblr media
Tumblr media
(source)
49K notes · View notes
unbearable-swagger · 9 months
Text
I will be like "I'm fine" and then another fucking event will occur
94K notes · View notes
redtail-lol · 3 months
Text
If you use arab.org like I do please consider taking the extra 30-60 seconds to click on ALL of their causes. Palestine is important but so are the environment, refugees, children, women, and the impoverished across the middle east and it doesn't take away from Palestine to click for multiple causes. The arab world faces a lot of problems and they only get worsened by how western nations have oppressed and attacked them. Clicking is small but it generates something and overtime it does benefit the greater good. It takes all of us clicking as often as possible but we can do it! It's really easy and safe and they have proofs on their site on how they do make an impact and are donating your click money
30K notes · View notes
pro-sipper · 3 months
Text
"i want more media with zero drama, no tension, and zero problematic characters and i am not joking"
Great! Here are my recommendations:
Tumblr media
36K notes · View notes
fernacular · 2 months
Text
Tumblr media
Marcille and Falin, a few decades down the road.
extras:
Tumblr media Tumblr media
22K notes · View notes
vilea777 · 28 days
Text
sorry i overreacted i had no idea everything would be fine
16K notes · View notes