#SER BRONN OF THE BLACKWATER

[ohmy-zabrak]

🌙 Have this part of my wip because we need more silly Hound content 🌙

"Oh, have a cock do you?" The Hound snorts.

"I do, it's massive. Bigger than your's even."

To Bronn and Tyrion's surprise...the Hound giggles. "Let's see it then."

The sound of rustling blankets through the wall.

"No, he's shy," Lady Alice says. "Knock it off, you're scaring him!" She giggles.

The sounds of wrestling.

"There's no cock here-"

Alice yelps but it turns into a moan.

#anyways my oc who romances the hound is a menace #my writing #sandor clegane x oc #sandor clegane x reader #the hound #the hound x reader #game of thrones fanfiction #smut #asoiaf #tyrion lannister #ser bronn of the blackwater #sandor x lady alice #lady alice #sance #bronn #fanfiction #humor #fluff #rory mccann #original post

[yell0ws0ul]

Ser Bronn of the Blackwater could do unimaginable things to me AND I CANT BELIEVE THAT THERE ARE SO FEW FANFICS OF THIS HANDSOME, SEXY AND FUNNY MAN

I WOULD DO ANYTHING IN MY POWER TO GET HIM HIS CASTLE IF THAT MEANT SOME ALONE TIME WITH POOKIE😻🤭

Go and write fanfic's ya'll...

GYAT DAYUM😻😻😻🤤 That should've been me right there...😔

#ser bronn of the blackwater #ser bronn #bronn #bronn x reader #game of thrones

[norakbubbles]

I just finished the final episode of Game of Thrones about two hours ago and....*sighs*

I have many feelings and I'm going to list them:

1. Braime and Theonsa could have been endgame couples if the writers weren't COWARDS-

2. "Bran the Broken" makes me giggle bc they literally couldn't find any other nickname for him

3. I still low-key think Gendry should have been king in the end, given he technically was supposed to have the iron throne after Robert died in the first place

3. Yaayyy Jon, Tormund and Ghost are together again (if s8 ended with me not being able to see Tormund for one last time I would've thrown hands)

4. Literally poor tyrion being made another hand of someone he barely knows when he doesn't want to

5. Bronn wanting to prioritize rebuilding brothels over ships makes me laugh

6. Robin Arryn's glow-up shocked me bc he actually doesn't look like an iPad kid anymore 👏👏

7. Sandor being one of the casualties in the final fight saddened me more than Jaime I'm sorry but it did

8. Ngl I forgot who Edmure Tully was for a hot minute when he showed up

9. Dany's death did not make me upset but Drogon's reaction to her death did idk why

10. Did anyone else go "Now what?" during the last few minutes? Like Sansa being crowned queen of the North and Jon and Tormund going off with the wildlings and Ghost? Like what are they gonna do now? There really aren't any more threats. If anyone does know of any still existing threats by the end of the series let me know

Anyway, I'm pretty sure my mom is tired of hearing me yap about Braime all the time and my sis and I both agree that Theon should have been there with Sansa as she was crowned. I loved the series, and will most likely be moving on to HotD next bc I've heard it's good. Yes season 8 could have been better but in the end, we just have to accept that that's how the series ended and there's nothing we can do about it....

that's what fanfiction is for... 😗

#game of thrones #braime #jaime lannister #jaime x brienne #brienne of tarth #brienne x jaime #fyp #got #jon snow #theon x sansa #theonsa #arya stark #gendry waters #sansa stark #daenerys targaryen #bran stark #tyrion lannister #tormund giantsbane #sandor clegane #gendry baratheon #ser bronn of the blackwater

[frying-panties]

You guys liked the other Flatshare piece so much, I just had to create a scene in which they're ordering takeout and everybody's mad at Petyr for not paying his share! Also added the ginger cat from modern Petyr's nap piece as to connect all three drawings.

#petyr baelish #littlefinger #aidan gillen #tyrion lannister #ser bronn of the blackwater #ser bronn #bronn #jerome flynn #peter dinklage #got #game of thrones #asoiaf #art #doodle #artist #commission #digital art #procreate #drawing #commissions #digital drawing #illustration

[bigmommybrienne]

bronn won a ticket to berlin over a htgv giveaway and unzips his bag in a random ibis hotel only to find out that jaime, cersei and tyrion have snuck into his luggage and now he has to log around these three inbred assholes and tyrion’s guide book is not only in german but also printed in 1942 and so the poor guy gets beaten by at least ten sjws every time he asks literally anyone for directions because of just well and truly inadequate vernacular and he ends up with a shoulder so spectacularly fractured he is entered into the guiness world records book, and cersei gets thrown out of an overpriced coffee shop for ordering an iced coffee with dairy milk and ends up crying on the sidewalk and being jumped by a raccoon on pep so she has to get an emergency tetanus shot meanwhile jaime is off clubbing and doing pink cocaine with a flock of goths which goes well until he is asked about his music taste and says something about metallica which causes a paralyzed age fan to gnaw his hand straight off at the wrist and he doesn’t know his blood type when admitted to the hospital but good thing cersei’s in the same er because of the raccoon incident so at least he’s not dying (yet). and bronn is partying his ass off and back on because he knows a berghain dj and he’s having the time of his fucking life and is not answering his phone and neither is tywin so it’s up to poor unfortunate soul brienne to get her messy one armed situationship, his now fully rabid twin sister and his completely incapacitated little brother on the cheapest ryanair flight she can possibly find all the while violently ranting to catelyn stark from her puppy training group on the phone.

#cersei lannister #bronn #ser bronn of the blackwater #jaime lannister #tyrion lannister #brienne of tarth #asoiaf #game of thrones #asoiaf modern au

[uncomfortablebagel]

He’s so bbg

#ser bronn of the blackwater #gotedit #got #game of thrones #game of thrones edit #uncomfybagel #i am not the creator

[montyluvsjasper]

Ed, Gendry, Bronn or Tyrion were never going to put a kid Ned Stark raised in Westeros to the sword for stabbing Aerys daughter who grew up in Essos after she threw a tantrum and burnt down the capital. Especially not because an Iron Born woman, a bunch guys with no cocks and some savages that just finished SAing their women told them too.

#jon snow #edmure tully #gendry baratheon #ser bronn of the blackwater #ser bronn #tyrion lannister #like come back from outer space #yall talk about it didn't matter rhaenyra had three bastards the dance was bc she was a woman #well this is westros baby #and ned's kid stabbing aerys kid for burning something is like apple pie to those fuckers #an iron born doesn't like it? tough. #bro tyrion was biting his tongue the whole hearing to not say #lets just send the stark children back north before they cause anymore trouble.

[kouenhoe]

like wdym the lords of the reach did nothing when BRONN BECAME LORD OF HIGHGARDEN?? make it make sense

#asoiaf #d&d #game of thrones #house tyrell #ser bronn of the blackwater #fuck game of thrones season 5-8

[bibiundtinaundzombies]

ser bronn of the blackwater knows a dj in the berghain

#ser bronn of the blackwater #bronn #berghain

[all-about-that-rec]

Chapters: 49/49 Fandom: Game of Thrones (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Jaime Lannister/Brienne of Tarth, Sandor Clegane/Original Character(s) Characters: Bronn (ASoIaF), Podrick Payne, Jaime Lannister, Brienne of Tarth, Sandor Clegane, Tyrion Lannister, Jon Snow, Cersei Lannister, Qyburn (ASoIaF), Gregor Clegane, Sansa Stark, Arya Stark, Edmure Tully, Varys (ASoIaF), Vargo Hoat, Roslin Frey, Daenerys Targaryen, Jorah Mormont, Euron Greyjoy, Melisandre of Asshai Summary:

Jaime Lannister has defected from the Crown and left his sister in order to fulfill his pledge to join the war against the undead. But the journey will not be as simple as it sounds. Jaime finds that the road north is paved with choices - and he will not be traveling alone. This story picks up right where season 7 left off.

Completed work. Post-season 7 canon divergence, written before season 8 aired.

#jaime lannister #brienne of tarth #jaime x brienne #brienne x jaime #braime #ser bronn #ser bronn of the blackwater #podrick payne #sansa stark #daenerys targaryen #arya stark #the hound #sandor clegane #tyrion lannister #jon snow #cersei lannister #game of thrones #got #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #fanfic #fanfic recs #fanfiction #fic recs #ao3

[magerightsyeah]

This is officially a Ser Bronn of the Blackwater stan account now

#ser bronn #ser bronn of the Blackwater #game of thrones #game of thrones bronn #got bronn #GoT #babygirl edit

[ohmy-zabrak]

Belated Wip Wednesday

#my writing #wip wednesday #voyerurism #asoiaf #game of thrones fanfiction #sandor clegane #sandor clegane x reader #sandor clegane x oc #tyrion lannister #house lannister #bronn #ser bronn of the blackwater #lady alice #sance #the hound #sandor x lady alice #rory mccann #jerome flynn #peter dinklage #original post

[eggman91]

ser bronn of the blackwater application post

Ser Bronn best character in asoiaf he a honest killer

“Give me 10 good men and a ladder and I impregnate the bitch” -bronn

#Asoiaf #bronn #ser bronn #Ser bronn of the blackwater #best character #fight me

[norakbubbles]

Tyrion: Just be yourself

Jaime: 'Be myself'? Tyrion, I have one day to win Brienne over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Podrick: Couple weeks

Bronn: Six months

Tormund: Jury's still out

Jaime: See?

Jaime: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

#game of thrones #braime #source: b99 #source: brooklyn nine nine #incorrect quotes #jaime lannister #jaime x brienne #brienne of tarth #brienne x jaime #fyp #got #funny #tormund giantsbane #podrick payne #tyrion lannister #ser bronn of the blackwater #tormund is jealous lol

[mostfandomimagines]

Imagine: Being Tyrion’s niece and meeting Bronn for the first time

#bronn #bronn of the blackwater #ser bronn #game of thrones #got #game of thrones imagine #bronn imagines #not MY gif

[goodqueenaly]

In your opinion, in AFFC, what would have been the best way for Cersei to get rid of Bronn? Could she have just sent him to the Riverlands to ‘help’ Jaime, or to the siege on Dragonstone?

It's not that Cersei didn't have different ideas of how Bronn might have been (in her mind) quietly dispatched. Indeed, when she berates Falyse Stokeworth for the miserable failure of Balman Byrch's assassination attempt, Cersei scolds her that "I asked you to arrange a hunting mishap. An arrow gone astray, a fall from a horse, an angry boar ... [sic] there are so many ways a man can die in the woods". If Cersei is not always the smoothest of operators, much less conspirators and assassins - see, for example, her clumsy attempts to kill Robert, echoed in some of the schemes she suggested above - these were, if only in a very much relative sense, subtler plans than Balman Byrch's naively chivalric interpretation of her barely unspoken directive to kill Bronn. In Cersei's mind, I think, she imagined the plot would have happened quickly and discreetly: Bronn was at Stokeworth, her Stokeworth friends (in the loosest sense of the term) could have lured him into a convenient trap there, Ser Bronn of the Blackwater would have met an untimely end, and no one would have been the wiser as to the queen's hand in all of it.

But the bigger point here is why Cersei believed she had to have Bronn removed in the first place. By buying off Bronn with Lollys Stokeworth, Cersei had freed herself from the fear that he would support Tyrion in the latter's trial - but because Cersei has long operated under the base assumption that Tyrion is the prophesied valonqar who will eventually murder Cersei herself, Cersei could not simply live and let live when it came to Bronn. It could not be the case that Bronn named Lollys' child "Tyrion" out of a sort of wry fondness for his former employer - no, Bronn had to be hinting at his continuing allegiance to Tyrion, even to the absurd point of hiding Tyrion at Stokeworth itself. It could not be that Bronn was simply taking a leaf from his old employer's book by building a personal army for himself out of a handful of sellswords, in order to secure his power in an uneasy position - no, Bronn had to be mobilizing a pro-Tyrion army with the intent of deposing and killing Cersei.

Put bluntly, only Cersei's paranoia had convinced her of the need to have Bronn killed. In her haste to get rid of someone she believed was Tyrion's agent and protector in virtually her backyard, Cersei had not only acted with her characteristic assassination clumsiness, but had also targeted someone who posed no actual threat to her. It was a move that backfired spectacularly, because not only did Bronn survive (which he might have no matter what manner of assassination Cersei chose, given her penchant for chancy prospects), but he did so while forcing Balman to confess that Cersei had put him, Balman, up to it in the first place. Now Bronn knows that Cersei was out to get him on no grounds whatsoever - and as jure uxoris Lord of Stokeworth, he now controls one of the Iron Throne's primary local vassals, the very families Cersei might be calling on for support as her regime crumbles in TWOW. (But at least she and her family didn't ruin relations with another major local Crownlands family, the Rosbys ... oh wait.)

#asoiaf meta #affc #cersei lannister #bronn