#SERVING**

[notfernintheslighest]

served so much cunt now i gotta serve time

#will graham #hannibal lecter #hannibal #house md #gregory house #james wilson #serving #text post #text #oswald cobblepot #ed nygma #the joker #harley quinn #gotham #batman villains #batman #poison ivy

[luverleaver]

OKAYYYY CUNT

#yes sir #serving #greta van fleet #jake kiszka #jake gvf #gvf #mirador

[peanutsoutofcontext]

Iconic Snoopy Clip of the Day 🎆🪩💫🔥

#Happy 40th to this ICONIC scene #look at him #he’s SLAYING and SERVING and it goes so hard #snoopy #peanuts #flashbeagle #flashdance #awesome #dancing #charlie brown #comics #slaying #serving #style #funny #cartoons #comic strips #snoopy of the day #cute #lol #iconic #amazing #sonic #woodstock

[vivienvalentino]

very important type of shot

#criminal minds #criminalmindsedit #cmedit #aaron hothchner #thomas gibson #tgibson* #cm* #tv* #serving #I queued this with a typo?! loser behavior #mine*

[markscherz]

What species of frog do you think serves the most cunt?

Gotta be Pelobatrachus nasutus.

[src]

#serving #frog #animals #amphibian #eyelash frog #Pelobatrachus nasutus #Megophrys nasuta #answers by Mark #peachesanmemes

[circleturk]

P. Stew just throwing thee sluttiest pose for TV Guide cir. early-mid ‘90s

#also shoutout to Babylon 5 for the cover mention #Star Trek #star trek tng #star trek the next generation #star trek: tng #star trek: the next generation #tng #st tng #patrick stewart #captain picard #jean luc picard #serving #mine #tv guide #magazine cover

[devotedlydarkcrown]

ok 🥵

#käärijä #serving

[the-phobiaist]

Winter king is how'd I'd imagine ice queen to look as a guy more than regular ice king tbh, ice king just isn't serving the same

#adventure time #fiona and cake #ice queen #winter king #ice king #simon petrikov #serving

[castianii]

SOME DRAW JAY IN THIS CUNTY OUTFIT OR ISTG IM GONNA GO BALLISTIC!!!!!!

he kinda ate 😍😍

#ninjago #lego ninjago #ninjago jay #jay walker #he ate #serving

[ale-xdoesart]

Drop-dead gorgeous

♥️

#ranboo #ranboo fanart #ranboolive #artists on tumblr #serving

[cupidscrule]

Tweets from the official saw account make me giggle

#cupidscruel🍡 #saw x #saw 2004 #saw franchise #saw movies #saw fanart #sawposting #saw billy #billy the puppet #john kramer #saw 2005 #saw 2006 #saw 8 #saw tweets #saw #serving

[logolepsysposts]

𝗥𝗘𝗗 𝗘𝗬𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗘𝗥 - ★

Just a cute little Kaiser moment.. I’ve definitely been slacking lately so pls enjoy this <3!

Could be a little uncanon. Short and a bit suggestive!

Background context !

Kaiser has some freetime away from BLUELOCK so he decides to come visit his sweet girlfriend. He’s been with you for the past day and unfortunately he’s had to leave. Here you are tho seeing him get ready deciding to pitch in and help

Your boyfriend, your oh so pretty and perfect boyfriend.

He’d finally gotten time to come see you after what had felt like forever. (In honesty it’d been a good few weeks. Still a long time nonetheless.) Here he was again tho, getting ready to depart away from you after a day. One messily day!!

You were grateful but wished bluelock had a bit more leeway with the freetime their people were given. You missed him so so much and In a blink of an eye he was leaving again.

You sadly watched him sit infront of the vanity you two shared, his red eyeliner pen in hand watching as he tried to get the perfect wing, seemingly failing everytime and it’s definitely started to tick him off.

“The fuck is wrong with this stupid liner today! I can’t get it right” he said with a sigh. The irritation clear in his voice and it made you smile a bit.

“So easily ticked off, do you need help love?” He’d looked over looking as you admired him. It made his cheeks flush slightly as he nodded. Usually he’d say no being stubborn but right now he was in clearly no mood to argue and fuss with an eyeliner.

You sat up walking towards where he was, he was about to stand up before you sat on his lap, your back facing away from the mirror as your thighs straddled his waist. Your hand cupping his face softly as you took your other to grab the liner from his hand.

The gesture seeming so sweet felt far more intimate than it should have. Maybe it was the fact he’d been surrounded by boys all fucking month and hadent gotten time to relive himself? Well whatever it was had his head spinning.

He intently watched you, closing an eye as you brought the eyeliner pen to his left. His right eye closing and his other senses temporarily heightened. The comfortable weight of you atop of him and how you soft hands ghosted over his skin. Your warmth and sweet scent radiating off you and clouding his mind so addictively.

He felt everything from you shifting to do his right eye, to you moving in his lap- almost teasingly grinding against him and he couldn’t help but almost whimper. It coming out broken and quiet. He could see you smiling through his left eye.

Him deciding to say fuck the eyeliner and be with you instead- almost snatching you by your waist, picking you up and laying you on the bed.

Both pretty eyes looking down at you with two perfect red eyelined eyes.

Maybe his trip back to bluelock could be delayed by another day or so. < 3

#michael kaiser #kaiser x reader #bllk #bllk x reader #kaiser is so hot #NEED HIM RIGHT NOW #fluff #light smut if you squint #blue lock kaiser #red eyeliner #eyeliner #he’s so cute #serving

[demonmodeleclerc]

Bengals @ Jaguars 12/04/23

#joe burrow #cincinnati bengals #nfl #serving

[stimboardboy]

lemon tart

#my posts #stim #sensory #stimmy #lemon tarts #baked goods #food #sweets #yellow #white #serving #powder #sprinkling #stim gifs #stimblr #tarts