#SEXYMAN PIRATE--

[shakingwithgayness]

Patchy The Pirate (President of the International SpongeBob SquarePants fan club) is the first tumblr sexyman. Put respect on his name.

#gay #gay memes #not too fond of gay people #sex appeal #ultimate sexyman #beautiful men #tumblr sexyman #spongebon squarepants #patchy the pirate #pirates #pirate core #goblin core #gay art #right hand sexyman #blorbo #spongebob squidward

[faneth]

EVERYONE IS GAY FOR THE RAT MAN

#im watching the pirates of the leviathan and fuckindg?? #jack brakkow the local sexyman #dimension 20

[sexymanhigh]

“Har-har-harhar-har-har-harhar-harhar~. Har-har-harhar-har-har-harhar (starts beatboxing the fnaf song).”

General Information

Name of Student: Fennec

Preferred Name: Fen

Pronouns: They/ She

DoB: August 8, 20XX

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Fennec is the daughter of Foxy from Five Nights at Freddy's. She is an anthropomorphic fox, somewhat like her father. Even though they're not an animatronic, they do have a prosthetic right arm. On the outside, they may look intimidating, but they are very much a sweetheart. She created an organization that advocates for children who went missing, were kidnapped, and/or murdered. They are aware of true crime and don't really like it too much. The only acceptable way, she thinks, true crime can exist is vocalizing about these tragedies without monetary profit. She believes you should never profit from other's pain and suffering.

Besides that, they are quite an athlete. They run track, play soccer/football, basketball, and play tennis. They're a very competitive person and will make anything a competition if they can. Please do not dare them to do dangerous things because they will take that as a challenge and will not stop at anything for the love of god-

#tumblr sexyman #sexyman high #sexyman descendants #foxy the pirate #foxy #five nights at freddy's #fnaf

[your-neighbor-bear]

Ultimate Tumblr Babygirl contest when

#PLEASE #some potential candidates: #saul goodman #reigan arataka #nick miller (hes a self identified babygirl) #mayb one of those gay pirates #hordak perhaps #hordak should be a sexyman #i don't understand why he isnt #bear says things

[kuddlykutie]

Choke me like you hate me but you love me

#the flying dutchman #tw blood #gore fanart #spongebob squarepants #spongebob fanart #ghost pirate #sea demon #tumblr sexyman #like damn #patrick star #squidward tentacles #eugene krabs #sandy cheeks #sheldon j plankton #gary the snail

[samson-draws]

Hello, sooo. This is my baby and he is my masterpiece. I've had a blast drawing him for two years now and there seems to be no end to that anytime soon.

Boston is a fire genasi pirate captain. His father not only gave him tons of daddy issues, but also his draconic bloodline magic. When he doesn't make sure his crew is properly fed, he likes to try out new outfits, hang out with his friends, drink, party, sing, gamble and whore around. An annoying enemy and a friend for life!

#Blorbo #original character #dnd character #boston the pirate #pirates #he also asked me if he's allowed to be a tumblr sexyman #sketchbook #fire genasi

[janedoeremi]

Tumblr Memes of 2023

January: Polls, Bug Race, Tumblr Sexyman Round 2, No Fly List Leak

February: Vanilla Extract, Tumblr Sexywoman Polls, Homestuck Fandom Commiting Voter Fraud, Miette decimating Todoroki in Blorbo Polls, Just so many polls

March: Dean Winchester and his Time Traveling Impala in The Winchesters, Celebrating Ides of March a week early, March 14th: The Day Krabs Fries, Ides of March, Autism Swag Poll, Ultimate Cat Girl (Gender Neutral) Poll, Putin having a warrent for his arrest, The Bots returned with a vengance

April: April Fools Day, Sonic the Hedgehog died, Trumps arrest, Barbie Arresting Trump, Everyone getting a Barbie description, Poll with Nina Tucker and Alexander needs them to tie to move on together, hyperspecific polls, Misha Collins assigned Bisexual by the WB, Elon Musk being the victim of Murphy's Law, It's gonna be May

May: Dracula Daily cast is stuck in a time loop, Trigun stan causes book: This Is How You Lose the Time War to become a bestseller, whatever the fuck happened with Eurovision, TOTK releases and gave us our feral Link back, Barbie and Ken arrested template.

June: Pride month, Across the Spiderverse... just all of it, trump getting arrested...again, The Great Reddit Migration & r/196, Horse Race, Meows Morales, The week long Titanic Oceangate Iron Lung Clusterfuck, Destial 'i love you' news meme trends at least 4 different times for different reasons, Papyrus says fuck day

July: Twitter post rationing causing Tumblr Migration 2: Electric Boogaloo, ao3 went down for 2 days, ao3 readers debating on going back to wattpad/ff.net, Barbieheimer double feature, Tree Law invoked, Elon renamed Twitter to X

August: Tiktok trying and failing to make their own Goncharov: Zepotha, Destiel confirmed canon again by not-so-rouge translator, Riverdale polycule finale, Trump mugshot, One Piece Live Action Pirate-Clown annoys Tumblr users

September: Mole Interest, Ice King became a Tumblr Sexyman again, 21st of September.

October: Spooky month, Merlin Twitter updates for first time in years to show streaming options confusing fans, The Amazing Digital Circus and Nerdy Prudes Must Die both trend for a week straight, trying to insert Markipler into the FNAF Movie

November: Nov. 5th 3rd year anniversary, Zach and Cody get their dinner reservation after 15 years. Goncharovs 1st 50th anniversary.

December: Gavle Goat being devoured by Jackdaws, Hbomberguy lives up to his name and nukes James Somerton's plagerism ridden channel, Its Dec 10th, We're gonna have to kill this guy template, almost Christmas, one more sleep til Christmas (screams internally), Halloween trends on Christmas Eve

#tumblr #tumblr memes #memes 2023 #memes #polls

[wakingwinds]

Why Linebeck is a Perfect Candidate for a Tumblr Sexyman and Should Win the LOZ Sexyman Tournament 

-look at him. rat man -pirate/scammer -reluctant dad -coward -pathetic wet dog of a man -a little bit silly and a little bit goofy -is a bastard -is NOT SEXY. this is ESSENTIAL for being a True tumblr sexyman. how quickly we forget our roots

theres definitely more reasons im forgetting. if phantom hourglass came out today linebeck would be a fucking HIT on tumblr you can’t tell me im wrong. 

anyway. vote linebeck. #LINEBECKSWEEP

#legends of zelda #linebeck #linebeck phantom hourglass #loz #loz sexyman tournament #phantom hourglass #loz ph #LINEBECKSWEEP #linebeck nation

[booty-uprooter]

guess we gotta do another of these already

#ffxiv #dawntrail #zack's weekly poll

[chloedoesart]

Some various Tavern AU design sketches! We've got it all, AHiT AU, human AU, pirate gem AU, superhero AU, you name it.

Yes. Yes that is my interpretation of human Defect. I'm sorry if you were imagining him as a hot tumblr sexyman.

#sketch #sketch dump #doodles #toonkind #toonkind dnd #toonkind au #the scarlet owl tavern #scarlet owl tavern #chloe the tavernkeeper #toonkind chloe #toonkind defect #the defect #defect #I... I am just realizing now that all of Chloe's AU versions have their arms crossed. #I guess she has a mood and she's sticking with it #every version of Chloe Tavernkeeper is so so grumpy

[appleteeth]

Holy shit, look at Rhys's hat from a tiktok last year:

#i love the angry polar bear(?) pirate #yeah yeah yeah i'm in a rhys hole sue me #our flag means death #ofmd #rhys darby #rhys darby: official tumblr sexyman™ #i want all the merch they made for the crews 😭😭😭😭

[bagofbonesmp3]

pirate polls runner wouldn't have survived a day in the latino sexyman polls. there were international war threats

#yo.txt

[entropyvoid]

Pirate Viking

Step 1: See some nerd named VikingPilot in the mcytblr sexyman polls and end up watching his videos

Step 2: Oh his videos are really great actually. This dude slaps

Step 3: Oh he has a tumblr. He says we need more maid Viking. He also says he wants pirate au. Both? What if kind of both but neither? What if pirate lolita fashion?????

Step 4: ??????????

Step 5: Profit

#vikingpilot #mcyt fashion au #mcyt #dominion smp #cherallart #looks it’s the world’s tiniest gun (I don’t know how to draw guns) #anyways viking if you see this I hope you like it and that it doesn’t weird you out #anyway support my art reblogs are better than likes

[charstiel]

My predictions for the Mario bros movie?

absolutely no one will care about marios plot line, and most people will either hatewatch the movie or pirate it,

but! w jack black’s bowser and anya taylor-joy’s peach, I’m fully expecting a bowsette and bowserxpeach revival/surge, calling it now. Cosplayers on tiktok lip syncing to their lines in the movie will be all the rage

Also, Charlie days’ Luigi might be an upcoming tumblr sexyman

#super mario bros movie #tumblr sexyman #bowser x peach #bowsette

[magentamedicines]

#cori blogs #sexyman polls #fnaf sexymen #fnaf sexyman polls #im not making this a full scale competition im too lazy for that shit #anyway #might make more polls if i missed anyone idk

[sexymancouldabeen]

Round 2 Match 4: Captain Spaceboy VS. Queen

Captain Spaceboy, also known as Space Boyfriend, also known as Space Ex-Boyfriend, also known as Space Husband, also known as Space Ex-Husband. Usually a kindhearted leader of the space pirates, but after being dumped by his abusive princess girlfriend, becomes a comically edgy guy who believes feelings are meaningless. Luckily, after being defeated in combat, he snaps out of this. Ends up marrying his Ex-Girlfriend the next day, only to have her divorce him the day after that. Heartbroken once more, he climbs to the top of a mountain and becomes devoid of all emotion. Dubiously Canonically Transmasc.

Queen, a sentient computer and this tournament's Girl Sexyman. Not Sexywoman. There's a difference. She's the benevolent ruler of her dark world, except also sorta not because she's willing to possess the civilians she cares less about in order to fulfill her goal of making sure a reindeer girl is happy. She Has A. Very Particular Way Of: Speaking, and has a constantly memetic and over the top personality where nearly everything she says is highly quotable. She's also referred to as Girl Dad by the random child (main character) she found then basically adopted.

#tumblr sexyman #poll #bracket tournament #deltarune #omori