#SHIT SAVED MY ASS WHOO

[hiddenbeks]

alone, desire & failure for the oc u really want to talk abt :3

not-so-nice oc asks

ooh well since we're touching on the topic of failure i gotta talk abt ultimate failgirl fereldan turnip champion of kirkwall hottest apostate in town aka frida! also she's my only dragon age gal whose tag is still empty and this is a great opportunity to change that

alone: how does your oc deal with loneliness? have they ever been completely alone before? how do they act when there's no one around to see them?

frida deals with loneliness by seeking company! she's used to always having at least a few people around and she would prefer not to be alone with her own thoughts so. she'll hit up her friends and/or go to the hanged man for a fun evening to avoid this :) if there's no one around to see her it means her energy is totally depleted and that's when she's at her. rawest and most bare? she might cry for an hour in total solitude or just lie in bed staring at nothing or do something else she'd never let anyone else witness. she is so used to putting up a strong and fun and unshakeable front for others!! alone time is for letting all her emotions out unfiltered oof

desire: what's one thing your oc wants more than anything in the world? are they open with that desire? why or why not? what would they do to fulfill it?

she's a simple gal. she just wants to live her life freely and be happy and make sure her loved ones are happy...

...until she arrives in kirkwall and gets to know the kirkwall crew and starts hanging out and discussing mage freedom with anders and merrill and learns about the conditions in the gallows... as years go by she starts desiring. bigger things. it's not enough that she and her friends are free - she wants total liberation and while she doesn't go around the gallows yelling 'fuck meredith' she doesn't hide her views either. after becoming the champion she becomes much more open about this because what are they gonna do? arrest the beloved savior of kirkwall lol?? and if it takes blowing up a chantry and starting a revolt to achieve total liberation then so be it.

she's not actually involved in the blowing up of the chantry tho (beyond distracting elthina as you do in-game) bc anders keeps her in the dark but. at that point she would've helped if he'd asked. in fact she would've done it in his stead because just as anders says 'i didn't want it to be connected to you' or something along those lines frida would also have wanted to shield her friend at the cost of her own safety. because that's what she does. she needs therapy.

failure: what's your oc's greatest failure? have they been able to move past it? does anyone else know about it?

ok so when i call her failgirl i don't mean it in a 'fails at everything she does' way. she succeeds in many things! but all her achievements in kirkwall are overshadowed by her losses that she sees as failures on her part. most people don't see it that way because they don't know about her personal life, they just know she saved kirkwall! she fights for the mages! she's a hero of the common people whoo!! the companions of course know about most of her losses as they're right there to witness them and even if she doesn't open up about her troubles they Know she is tormented

but anyway uh. her greatest failure is basically not being able to do what she set out to do in the first place which was protecting her family! bethany dies when they're fleeing ferelden (she shouldn't have let her run off like that!), carver catches the taint and frida dooms him to a slow death as a grey warden (she should've told him to stay in the city!!) and then leandra is killed (she should've been more alert!!!). she blames aveline as well for the last one though. as is her right because holy shit aveline you're bad at your job! also frida is getting tired of internalizing it all so she starts taking her anger and exhaustion and disappointment out on others. mainly aveline. they have a weird can't-stand-her-ass-but-i-need-someone-to-fight-with kind of relationship. idk.

she also believes she failed as a big sister to carver by not bonding with him as much as she did with bethany when they were younger and like. she still struggles to understand him... see things from his point of view... they never get to have a true heart to heart about their Issues before she sends carver away to join the wardens and after that they barely see each other anymore and hhhhh

at first it feels like she'll never be able to move past her failures. she simply distracts herself from all the sorrow by keeping busy but as years go by she eventually... grows around it... there are still people to care about and causes to fight for and she is still needed and wanted and she slowly realizes that she needs to move on? and stay in the present and work for a better future. i'm starting to sound so sappy lmao but my point is!!!! she will eventually make peace with it all. even though it takes a long time. (she gets to have a heart to heart with carver too because i love these two and want healing for them!!)

#inbox #ch: frida #da2 is so tragic. sigh. i love it #also wow did i really write 4 paragraphs of text for that last one #forgive me i have can't write concisely disease and also can't stay on point disease 😔 #anyway. she really needs to chill. someone needs to grab her face n tell her to stop trying to be everyone's hero and savior all the time 😔 #oldest sibling complex amped up to eleven babey!! #anywayyyyy thanks for the ask red <333

[alieinthemorning]

Recharge | Leviathan

Content: Hurt/Comfort

Pronouns: None

Reblogs: Over Likes

Nothing was going your way today.

First, you’d woken up at the ass crack of dawn and were unable to go back to sleep. 

Then, you had spilt juice on you shirt during breakfast. 

In front of everyone. 

And finally…

well you hadn’t reach that point yet,

but you felt it brewing.

The anger. 

The need to throw or hit something.

But since you really didn’t want to go to Lucifer about breaking your mirror or some shit.

You decided to slip into something comfy, grab your D.D.D

and book it to Levi’s room. 

He out of all the brother’s was probably the least likely to ask you what was wrong. 

Which you were thankful for 

because you were very close to a breakdown.

Fun.

When you made it in front of Levi’s door, you gave it 3 sharp knocks.

Paused then another 2. 

“Secret password accepted. Access granted.”

You pushed the door open with a nasally sigh, beelining for the tub.

The familiar scent of the demon instantly calmed you down. 

You snuggled in deep then closed your eyes, falling asleep to the sound of a gaming demon.

Leviathan didn't care for normie activities. 

He had better things to worry about. 

But when you knocked on his door

with that knock.

He was a little worried. 

Then you came in and went straight into his bed.

Not even a ‘hi, what are you playing?’ or whatever.

He knew things were hard for you down hard.

A human living with demons?

It had to be exactly like I’m a Demon Who Was Summoned into the Human Realm and Now I Have to Stay Here For a Year.

He shuddered at all the stuff the demon had to do. 

Glad it wasn’t him

But… 

He glanced over at you. 

His brows furrowed and he bit his lip.

Then he ran a hand down his face before saving his game 

and turning it off.

He paced around the room for about 3 minutes before finally stopping in front of the tub.

This was fine, right?

The two of you had… cuddled… before.

Usually you’d initiate it. 

Since he could never start something so normie-like himself.

But for him to do it

while you were asleep no less.

Nope! He couldn’t do it!

But just as he was about to walk away, 

your voice stopped him.

“You gonna get in or what?” You extended your hand. 

He squealed, hiding behind his hands.

“Oh, sorry. You don’t have to if you don’t want to.”

You went to drop your hand, but he grabbed it. 

He still wasn’t looking at you,

but that was okay. 

You pulled him in, 

resting his head on your chest.

You could feel his heart hammering against your skin.

But he didn’t need to know that.

And you didn’t care. 

You just wanted to hold him close

And close your eyes once more.

So my internet was on some shit (still is) and it made me really upset, so this got written (it was already planned but I had more of a reason to do it lol).

Listen I have no idea on how to do the anime titles in the Devildom, but I'm assuming this is good enough.

Also guess what? This blog has reached 450 followers! Whoo!

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#alie ficlets #obey me x reader #leviathan x reader

[simm-mouse]

When you get this, list 3 facts about your favorite sim and send it to the last 3 people in your notifications! Let's get to know each other's sims!💞

I have way too many favorites, but for this question I'll list off 3 facts for Vidcund Curious(I have a complicated relationship with this man. I love and hate his pathetic ass). You think it'd be Nervous, since I draw him the most, but it's been a hot minute since I've talked about him.

1. The reason why he has a beard is because he thought that's one of the things Circe likes about Loki. Even tried to grow his facial hair and style it like Loki, maybe it'll look better on him, but he's unable to grow it long enough. Still he thought it was good enough to get Circe's attention, but she didn't give two shits about it. Loki laughed at Vidcund's attempt to whoo his wife away from him

2. Though I see Vidcund as a total mama's boy(I personally think both Pascal and Vidcund inherited Kitty's sassiness), Vidcund also looked up to his dad Glarn. Even stole his suit to wear for school sometimes. Thought it made him look mature. When his father died, he wore the suit as his main outfit, in memory of his father. Sure it was out of style, and he lives in the damn desert, but he wears that suit with pride

3. Vidcund is good with kids. In my save, he has a great relationship with Johnny, Jill, his daughter, and all his other nieces and his nephew. Vid's specialty is teaching, he'll always try to help as best as he can(In both 2 and 4, he always helps with homework automatically). He'd probably enjoy being a science teacher after being promoted. Maybe not super fun considering he's teaching teenagers, but he loves sharing his knowledge of science with his students

Also here's a quick doodle of the cund himself before I disappear and go to work for several hours

#my bullshit #ask #answer #vidcund curious #piss baby #The cund #Sorry for the late reply #Was a little bit difficult thinking up facts

[obsidiancreates]

Lol 2012 Raph just ripping that Kraang's robotic guts out and '87 Raph can't even be assed to watch. He's just vibing with his magic pizza, man. I love him.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO '87 MIKEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY OH GOOD THEY SAVED HIM

AYYYYYY WE BACK TO 2D no they need to stop having '87 Raph and 2012 Donnie talk to each other at all I'm sorry it's just odd

2D 2012 KRAANG WHOO

PRIMARY TURTLE REALITY?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!? PLEASE TELL ME THEY GO TO ONE OF THE DARK FUCKED-UP COMICS

DAMMIT IT'S JUST THE DONNIES BUT YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS IT'S COMICSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS aw but all they did was sorta dull the colors of the boys, they didn't even make them comic-looking. I'm disappointed and also now confused about how the laws of dimension-hopping work in TMNT, do you become adherent to the appearance and physical laws of the dimension you're in or not?

HA IT'S THE GRITTY-ASS COMIC TURTLES SHIT THEY READY TO KILL OUR CARTOON BOYS HOLY CRAP STRIGHT-UP MURDER ATTEMPTS THEY'RE SO SCARY IN THIS PART

WOW WE BARELY SAW COMIC LADS

OH OH HE SAID "HENIOUS" OKAY FOR A SECOND THERE I TRULY THOUGHT '87 KRANG CALLED THEM PENIS REPTILES

yeah bitch don't show them the fucking remote, idiot Iago Krang

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT IAGO DIDN'T KNOW '87 WAS WIPING OUT WHOLE DIMENSIONS- oh hey I hate '87 Krang but that was mean, Iago.

'87 RAPH DECAPITATED THE IRMA HEAD FROM IAGO WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO wait now 2012 Raph is pronouncing his own name weird too

PFFFFT '87 LEO CALLED IAGO A DWEEB LOL AND YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY 2012 LEO SAID TURTLE POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Wait a fucking second I recognize the way '87 Leo jsut said "That's not good" I know that fucking voice crack is that- *googles* ... IT IS HE'S THE SAME VA AS HEATH BURNS FROM THE OG MONSTER HIGH GENERATION HOLY SHIT IT'S HEATHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THAT ANNOYING LITTLE BASTARD HELL YEAH PREVIOUS HYPERFIXATION CROSSOVER WITH CURRENT HYPERFIXATION WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Pfffft the Mikey's are playing hackysack with Iago I love it- AND HERE COMES 212 DONNIE WITH HIS ODD ADORATION OF USING HIS BO AS A BAT BABEY AND '87 WITH THE PORTAL TAKEDOWN WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO oh shit he sent him to the comic dimension. Oh Iago is so very dead.

WHICH FUCKING ROB PAULSEN TURTLE SPOKE YOU CAN'T JUST NOT SHOW ME WHICH ONE SPOKE I THINK IT WAS '87 RAPH BUT MAYBE 2012 DONNIE JUST NEEDS TO CLEAR HIS THROAT YOU NEED TO SHOW ME

YAY THE LEOS THANKING EACH OTHER

AWWWWW THEY ALL BOWED TO EACH OTHER- hey why's this music so... Snapcube Sonic '06 Dub-esque

YAY AN '87 ENDING SCE- the scene from the previous season where they sent the Mutagen Worm into '87? Wait what? MORE TIME TRAVEL SHIT

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT SLICED OUT OF- OH SHIT I FORGOT TIGERCLAW WAS INSIDE OF THAT THING OH GOD- IT ENDS ON THEM LEAPING AT TIGERCLAW?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! IF HE HRUTS MY '87 BOYS I'LL SHAVE OFF EVERY SINGLE FUR HE HAS INCLUDING HIS WHISKERS AND THEN LOCK HIM IN A ROOM WITH RISE SPLINTER WHOM I'LL TELL TO TELL LOU JITSU REJECTED SCRIPT STORIES AND TIGERCLAW WILL HAVE TO SIT THERE AND LISTEN TO HIS ONW VOICE LAMENT ABOUT HOW THE LOU JITSU IN SPACE MOVIE NEVER GOT MADE OR WHATEVER

MY '87 BOYS BETTER BE ABLE TO WHOOP HIS SORRY ASS

#tmnt 2012 #tmnt 2k12 #sid blogs live

[chibi-pix]

Chibi watches V3D 14

Whoo! Another night of Voltron: The Third Dimension! And, I'mma be honest, I was actually excited to watch it tonight. Not for any episode in particular since I didn't know what was going on, but I'm actually enjoying this show. Anyway, without further ado, here we go!

Watching this episode and seeing the newscaster covering the media, it’s oddly amusing. And is giving it a slight feel of actually watching a news report to some degree. Well done, creators.

I love the recap and hearing Lance call that one guy a “glorified calculator” again. It makes me grin.

Okay. What’s his name? Amalgamus? Whatever. That calculator referring to himself and his reasoning as “superior” is grinding my gears. The urge to shout insults and say “Your mom was a toaster and your dad was a computer mouse!” is strong. Like, dude? Just because you’re integrated doesn’t mean you’re superior. Regardless of that tampered chip Zarkon put in you. Machines aren’t perfect. Not in the 90s, not in the early 2000s, not even now.

You know, this trial and recapping things that have happened in the past thirteen episodes, it is intriguing and fun. And feels like a more fun take of “Previously on such and such show” that we seem to get a lot in other shows. It’s interesting and fun.

Amalgamus denying being incorrect. Of course he would. And kudos to Coran to calling him out on things and correcting him on Voltron not giving up so easily.

Also. Um. Is it just me or is it weird that they have footage of situations that logically wouldn’t have footage? It’s like some behind the scenes guys just follow everyone with a camera and no one pays them any mind. Hmm.

Hah! Amalgamus not wanting to really admit it himself that the Voltron force saved his metallic ass. Dude, you ain’t so perfect, huh? Rescued by the very people you shun. And I love Coran making good points. Though watching the broadcast and Coran’s logic and facts, the guilty bar still going up. The system is flawed. That bar SHOULD NOT GO UP! You know. Seeing this recap and Amalgamus blaming his capture on Hunk being compromised. Really, when one thinks about it, they actually didn’t need to even compromise Hunk to pull that off. Haggar could literally conjure up fakes to send at any given moment to easily deceive that calculator. “You don’t like humans very much, do you, Amalgamus?” Yeah! You tell him, Coran! “That is incorrect. Some of my… best friends are humans.” First off, that’s the common argument heard from people accused of bigotry and racism. Second, there was definitely some hesitation there. Ooh ho ho! I love Coran calling Amalgamus as anti-human. And ready to prove it. And that calculator lacks a compelling argument and resorts to “I am not anti-human”. You know. This actually feels super relatable to how things are with people these days. And. It’s a bit appreciative.

Oh shit! Coran MVP! Pointing out that yeah, while the Voltron force did disobey orders… a lot. They don’t serve Amalgamus and the alliance alone. Hell yeah! Bro! They support and defend the universe and its forces! And the forces give no orders! I am appreciating this. I didn’t like Coran much in DotU, but he’s got the team’s backs in this show and I appreciate it. Go Coran!

Screw Amalgamus calling Coran’s comments a fairy tale.

Hey! That little magistrate again! Hey! Chill little dude! It’s nice seeing him again. And I love him and his system fully for the Voltron force! Perfect! Thank you, little dude, for coming through!

Newscaster with, “He is this galaxy’s only real defense. Why would anyone wanna throw that away?” That just made me grin. I love it.

Okay, I'll be honest. While it also felt like just a recap episode, it also felt like more. And I enjoyed it. In all, I'm actually enjoying the series a bit. But seeing Amalgamus being against the Voltron Force and Coran calling him out on his, for lack of a better term, narrowmindedness and bigotry? It's enjoyable and feels relatable to real life. I love it.

Anyway, that's it for the night. Until next time.

#v3d #Chibi watches #chibi watches v3d #voltron the third dimension #chibi writes

[smol-tired-binch-blog]

Hello :) Welcome back to another episode of Smol Copy-Pastes A Ramble/Rant From Discord And Calls It A Tumblr Post. This week, we’ll be looking at one of my Crying Over Nishiki sessions which ALSO became a full on rant against Kazama! Whoo! Here we go, gonna be another ‘read more’ cause a) spoilers, and b) reeeeally long unhinged ranting about fictional men :D

“LOOK I COULDVE FIXED HIM, EVEN AFTER HE SLAPPED REINA, I'D HAVE BEEN LIKE 'LISTEN BBY I LOVE U IM HERE FOR U BUT GET YOUR ASS BACK OVER THERE RIGHT NOW AND APOLOGISE TO REINA!!!!!'

BUT NOOOOOO EVERYONE JUST HAD TO DECIDE TO BE A HUGE BITCH TO HIM AND BECAUSE THE DUMBASS LASHED OUT AT ONE OF THE ONLY PEOPLE HE HAD LEFT AND PROBABLY FELT LIKE HE COULDNT GO BACK AND APOLOGISE CAUSE I THINK HIS SELF ESTEEM IS ALREADY LOW ENOUGH BY THEN TO NOT EVEN THINK HE DESERVES HER FORGIVENESS AND THEN YUKO FUCKING DIES BECAUSE KAZAMA IS A FUCKING SHIT DAD AND EVERYONE IS A DICK TO HIM UNPROMPTED AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

point is i want to rip Kazama's spine out with my bare hands

hate how the game acts like he's so cool and good when he's really not he failed his kids so so badly ACTUALLY NO THEYRE NOT HIS KIDS HE'S THE ENTIRE REASON THEYRE ORPHANS”

(at this point I moved to the spoilers channel to continue my Unending Kazama Hatred)

OKAY SO TIME TO SCREAM ABOUT THAT MOTHERFUCKER KAZAMA AND HOW THE GAME SUCKS HIS DICK do you have ANY idea how much i hated when they go to Tojo HQ so Tachibana can pay em to leave his sugar baby alone and the old fucker who weve never seen before is like 'u know i'd have paid a billion yen for Kazama when he was ur age. are u worth that much? are u as good as him?' LISTEN HERE CUNT HE IS A BETTER MAN THAN KAZAMA EVER WAS AND EVER WILL BE!!!!!!!

WHICH IS SAYING SOMETHIN SEEING AS HE'S REALLY ANNOYING IN THIS GAME like okay i get it Kazama is a yakuza and ex-hitman i EXPECT him to have done bad shit and it's very nice he set up the orphanage n all but it also isnt cause like bro you murdered these kids parents!!! and idk anythin about their life in the orphanage i'll admit but as an active yakuza i cannot imagine him being the most hands-on, tender, loving parent ever, yknow? ALSO ALSO like i know he tried to stop Kiryu and Nishiki becomin yakuza im just saying YA COULDVE TRIED HARDER MATE!!!! THEY WERE SEVENTEEN YEARS OLD, THEY WERE CHILDREN FOR GOD'S SAKE. KIRYU WAS LIKE 'WHY WONT U LET US BE LIKE U YOURE A YAKUZA U GET A COOL CAR AND PEOPLE RESPECT U LET US TRY AND HAVE THAT' YOURE LETTING HIM SELL HIS SOUL TO A LIFE OF CRIME BECAUSE HE WANTS A FUCKING CAR?????? I DONT CARE HOW STRONG THEY WERE IN THAT FIGHT YA FUCKIN SIT THEM DOWN AND GET RID OF THE ILLUSION OF GLAMOUR!!!!! TELL THEM THEYRE WORTH MORE THAN JUST GRUNTS WHO ARE GOOD WITH THEIR FISTS AND NOT MUCH ELSE, ONE FIGHT IN THE RAIN AND YOURE LETTING THEM JOIN, ABSOLUTELY FUCK RIGHT OFF WITH THAT 

AND THEN HE'S SHOVING THEM OFF TO ANOTHER FAMILY BECAUSE OF SOME POLITICAL BULLSHIT IDK BUT FINE FAIR ENOUGH YA DONT WANNA PLAY FAVOURITES BUT I FUCKING HATE THIS WHOLE 'OH SEEMS DISTANT AND UNCARING BUT ACTUALLY HE THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING AND HAS THEIR WELLBEING IN MIND' I JUST- JUST FUCK OFF!!!!!! 

MAYBE YA SHOULD PLAY FAVOURITES WHEN ONE OF YOUR CHARGES IS DYING VERY QUICKLY AND HER BROTHER HAS NO ONE FOR SUPPORT. INSTEAD OF FUCKIN LETTING THE GUY THEY APPARENTLY SEE AS BIG BROTHER FUCKING REPRIMANDING THE GUY CAUSE HE CANT GET CONTROL OF OR RESPECT FROM THE PEOPLE YOU ASSIGNED HIM AND SEEMINGLY KNEW THEYD BE DIFFICULT!!!!! HOW IS MY BOY MEANT TO ""PROVE HIMSELF"" WHEN HES DEALING WITH THE TRAUMA OF TAKING A LIFE (EVEN IF THE FUCKER HAD IT COMING), THE GUILT OF LETTING HIS BEST FRIEND TAKE THE FALL, AN ACT OF PURE KINDNEES IN CONTRAST TO HIS OWN BRUTAL IRREVERSIBLE ONE, THE STRESS OF TRYING TO SAVE HIS SISTER WHO IS DYING (MAYBE CONTRIBUTE SOME EXTRA CASH KAZAMA??? MAYBE???) AND DEALING THE AFOREMENTIONED DISRESPECTFUL FUCKERS AND LASHING OUT AND HURTING THE ONE PERSON HE HAS LEFT AND BURNING THAT BRIDGE, AND THE GIRL HE KILLED A MAN FOR HAS LOST HER MEMORY AND VANISHED (WHICH YOU HELPED WITH KAZAMA!!! YOU KNEW SHE WAS SAFE!!!!), 

AND THEN THE GRIEF OF LOSING HIS SISTER FOR NO. FUCKING. PURPOSE. HE SOLD OUT HIS REMANING MORALS, HIS PRIDE, ANY RESPECT OTHERS MAY HAVE HAD FOR HIM ALL TO SAVE HER AND IT FAILED. HE WENT THROUGH ALL OF THAT ALONE. YEAH I'D HAVE FUCKIN TURNED EVIL AS WELL!!!!!!!

im not sayin Nishiki is fully free of blame, obviously, he made his choices, and murdering Reina after using her love for him to further his own ends AND killing Shinji and ALL of the shit he pulls in Kiwami, yeah, completely fucked up, horrible, his choices, he did that shit. im just saying that i dont know, maybe if ya wanted to step in at any point in the last ten fucking years Kazama (preferably before that too), ya couldve and fuckin SHOULDVE”

I’ll be honest with ya lads, I stand by every word of this cfvgbhnjkgvbhnj

#smol speaks #smol plays yakuza #akira nishikiyama #anti shintaro kazama #idk is that a tag? idk if he has fans or not i dont wanna go upsettin people #yakuza spoilers #long post #holy fuck that IS a long post i TOLD yall i went off on one cgfvbhjnkm

[thequeenofsastiel]

KinnPorsche Episode 10 Review-In which TheQueenofSastiel basks in the beauty that is this show

This episode was just as delightful upon rewatch, which makes me quite happy.

Porsche running off with Vegas was not an outcome I anticipated, but Porsche's reasoning made perfect sense. He had no way of knowing whether or not he'd die there, and he wanted to protect Kinn. Vegas played on that fear and desire expertly.

All the fight scenes this episode were choreographed beautifully.

I loved the connection between Kinn and Porsche when Porsche begged Kinn to trust him. Mile and Apo can do so much with just their eyes.

It always struck me as deeply idiotic that Porsche didn't try to get Kinn to put Porchay in a safe location, preferably outside of the country, ESPECIALLY after Porsche and Kinn were kidnapped from Porsche's home. But I think that kind of thoughtless recklessness is in character for Porsche. And I like that it bit him in the ass. Porchay has every right to feel betrayed

I knew Vegas was lying and playing Porsche this whole time, but I was still crushed when he confirmed it and made it clear that he didn't give a shit about Porsche at all. I was holding out hope that at least part of Vegas had genuine feelings for Porsche. Alas.

Generally I find the whole "the villain must tell the hero their diabolical plan which gives the hero time to escape" trope deeply irritating, but something about it worked here. I think it's that Vegas hadn't planned this encounter at all, and had a fuckton of emotions about his family dynamic that he needed to get out.

His relationship with Tawan was surprising and unsettling. Their interactions made me super uncomfortable(though it was nice to see Vegas' Dom side). I almost feel sorry for Tawan, but he killed Big, so, you know, fuck him.

Oh, and I totally called Big dying to protect Porsche because he knows how much Kinn loves him. Still, I hated it, and I wish that we'd gotten a little bit more of his backstory. Why did he fall in love with Kinn? How did Kim know how he felt? Did Kinn know? I feel like we won't get those answers now, which disappoints me.

And while I wasn't happy when Big died, I LOVED that someone finally pointed out how ridiculous it was that the bodyguards didn't wear bulletproof vests. Like seriously, what's up with that?

I loved how pissed both Tankhun and Kinn were that Korn didn't kill Gun. They radiated fury, and it was kind of hilarious.

It didn't surprise me at all that Pete was the only one who stood up for Porsche to Kinn, mostly because @heretherebedork called it.

Whoo, boy, let's talk about Vegas and Pete. I got an ask about them, which you're welcome to check out, but I'll talk about them here in general.

I didn't think that the show would be able to get me at all invested in the two of them, I really didn't. They had less than five minutes of screen time together from eps 1-9, so I figured the show must be saving them for s2. But this ep...damn. It was a three minute scene, but in that scene alone, the chemistry between Bible and Build was made quite apparent:

The intensity between them blew my mind. It was the way they connected as sadist and masochist that really(obviously) did it for me, though. I wouldn't call what happened between them S&M play, because nothing about it was playful or consensual. But Vegas's sadism was on full display:

As was Pete's masochism:

As I said in my ask, I have no idea if Pete was responding to the pain in a sexual way or not, but I do think he was enjoying it. For a masochist, enjoyment of pain is not always or even usually a sexual thing, so I think boiling Pete's reaction here down to pure sexual excitement is likely incorrect.

So yeah, I'm now greatly looking forward to more scenes between them.

I loved Kinn and Porsche reconnecting. Part of me feels like maybe the reconciliation happened too quickly and easily, but I think, given everything, it makes sense. They both made mistakes, and they're both madly in love, emphasis on the "madly". They aren't terribly reasonable about it, so them falling back into bed together and moving past the whole thing as quickly as possible tracks.

Porsche farting with Kinn under the covers is so in character and so gross and it was somehow still adorable.

Oh! And I appreciated this show throwing caution to the winds and talking shit about their country:

I loved everything about this episode.

10/10

#kinnporsche episode 10 #kinnporsche #kinnporsche review #my reviews

[autumn-foxfire]

Remember when everyone was like "the heroes are making a mistake with this war! they're going to suffer consequences for that, they're doing everything wrong, this isn't how it was meant to be!" Yep, yep. It's that time again. I knew it ever since Spinner started gunning for Kurogiri, but now both him and Shirakumo are awake at the same time and I get the distinct feeling that the battlefields are going to shift. On one hand: Whoo, save Hawks' ass from AFO prime please. On the other: Ah shit, Sad Girl's Parade is coming, isn't it? Please, for the love of everything, I hope and I pray that this doesn't create conflict over characterizations or shit on the heroes. Things are about to get real in a very messy way. Insanely "this is gonna be a clusterfuck" kind of way that nobody is about to forget. I can feel it in my soul. Better brace ourselves I guess. Me, @Hori: do not ruin Hawks for me. DO NOT.

You have more faith than me nonnie when it comes to Hori's writing XD

Even just reading what you typed about what's happening the the manga currently is making me sweat.

#bnha critical #bnha manga spoilers #thanks for the ask!!

[iamfruitie]

*TABLE SLAM*

RIGHT. So I’ve been thinking a lot about Yancy lately, so I would like to humbly share some of my ✨fruity✨ headcanons of our favorite prisoner. Feel free to add onto this if you’d like to do so.

Ahem

____________________________

baby

sweet bby

like stated plenty of times, hasn’t done much of anything with anyone

i mean most of the people in prison are like his family

he wouldn’t fuck his family 🤨

anyway

- PRAISE KINK PRAISE KINK—

listen

it’s fairly obvious he’d have a praise kink

he just wants to be told he’s doing good

please call him a good boy oh my god

will melt at any sort of praise

you’ll have him on his knees <3

- is he loud?

it depends

he’s actually pretty quiet

lil breathy moans, whimpers, whispered pleads

more so focusing on not having the whole manor hear him 😀

but if you’re edging/overstimulating him?

WHOO boy

all that focus is thrown out the window

loud bby

will most likely try to muffle himself

covering his mouth with the palm of his hand, biting the pillow or biting his partner’s shoulder

don’t let him do that though plz

he sounds so adorable

Illinois thrives off of hearing him and knowing he’s the reason he’s like that lmao

get him to the point where he doesn’t focus and he’s just a puddle

- ,,, masochist

hear me out

he hates the idea of hurting his S/O in any way during sex

… but do it to him

he fuckin loves it

nothing too crazy or anything, don’t like

stab him

no no, more like bruise him up a lil when in a ✨rough sexy time✨

bite him

BITE HIM

pull his hair

hold his hips down enough to leave bruises

likes the pain ✨

- tie him up

loves the feeling of his S/O being in total control of him

ties into the masochist part where he hates being edged whilst tied up

but he also,,, likes it a lot

he’s giving up control to his S/O and showing he trusts them enough for stuff like that

plz don’t hurt him

emotionally, that is

- gentle times <3

something most likely has him in his feels

no kinky shit here

just wants to feel his S/O on them

this is where a lot of the praise comes in

hiding his face in his S/O’s neck and pulling them as close as possible

a moment to forget whatever’s happening 💕

listen carefully and you’ll hear an occasional “i love you’s”

like i said, in the feels

also this is just an extra but

he wears Illinois’ hat whenever he rides him 🐎

and you bet your ass Illinois loves it

it’s hot

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excuse my horny hours

— 🦋

I welcome this horny hour with open arms!

Also that last one is 😚👌

Save a horse ride a cowboy~

#🦋anon #nsft #yanois

[saltiestcoconut]

✨💞💝🕯️💌 for the fic writer ask!

Oooooo nonny! Thank you so much for all those questions! If you don't mind I'll just shove all the answers under a read more break to save space lol

I'll also won't be answering the heart ribbon question because I already answered that one 💖

✨️ What's a fic you've posted you wished you could breath new life into again and have people talking about it? (Or simply a fic you wish you got more credit)

Hmmm I don't care too much about the amount of attention me or my fics get (I have to not care to stop myself from getting discouraged) but I really do wish I could think up of a plot or something for Till Do Us Part I think I just might end up rewriting that or SOMETHING cause I love the fics premise so much I'm just horrible at plot lol

💞 What's the most important part of a story for you? The plot, the characters, the world building, the technical stuff (grammar etc), the figurative language

I don't know how you would classify this but stories have to be engaging/interesting for sure! I'm not super hardcore picky about tension and stuff but stories have to at least pique my interest within the first chapter or so else I'm going to put it down and not pick it back up lmao that said I also can't stand when a story has good pacing but then looses it and don't pick it back up for a good amount of time so pacing is pretty important to me too while I prefer fast paced stories that throws shit at you one thing after another (which is why I adore vrains and zexal) but I also don't mind when stories slow down ya know as long as it's still interesting and there's promise of excitement soon or something idk

🕯 Was there a fic that was really hard on you to write, or took you to a place you didn't think it would take you?

Omg idk if I talked about this before but writing a fic venus was kinda hard on me cause I knew what I wanted the characters to be but I didn't really know what I wanted them to do (surprise surprise I also struggle with this a lot) but after talking about it extensively with venus it kinda just spiraled out of control to this whole ass large au that kinda writes itself now and whoo boy was it unexpected but beautiful I'm still in the process of writing it lmao and am so excited to post it but hhhhh it's slow cause I'm scatterbrained and get stuck easily lol its fine I'll figure it out (in case yall haven't guessed it's my Yoshiwara au which I've talked about before)

(Oh wait I just realized that the candle emoji is associated with two questions hey nonny was this the question you wanted me to answer or did you want me to answer the other one? Feel free to send another ask if you wanted me to answer the other one I don't mind answering both)

💌 Share something with us about an up-and-coming work (WIP) that has you excited!

Listen I could probably share something involving my Yoshiwara AU cause there's been a lot of scenes I've already written that I've really liked and I'm just soooooooooo excited about it BUT instead I'll share something else because it's something different

See there's a fic I've written a bit of that has two different endings that readers can choose for themselves because I couldn't decide which ending I wanted to write lmao

It's an aiyusa canon divergence taking place what three weeks after ai v pm final duel

(Since it was inspired by a gintama arc conclusion it does include gintama-style comedy the italicized dialogue is mental communication)

#tbh im not completely happy with that branched ending wip but i need to at least finish it before i can ask friends for their opinions lmao #i do hope i can at least post it at some point i think putting a fic like that out there would just be a nice change of pace #hmmmm #into the writing void you go #ask and ye shall receive #im starting to think i need a better writing tag for my own person works fdlksjklj or maybe an ask meme tag hmm

[tizzymcwizzy]

they're drawing together ( - ᴗ -)

IT'S FINALLY FINISHED!!! This took my like three full days, a day for the sketch, a day and a half to turn it into lineart, and then half a day to color it, my shoulder hurts,,

anyway, this was probably my most ambitious peice yet! I tried a more detailed face style, and I think it paid off,, look at them teefs :3,, also, YA BOY COLORED SOMETHING? took me 6 hours but it's cool,, and I can proudly say that I am happy with how this turned out :))

#this is kinda dedicated to maryssa cause when i started it she was really emo abt marichat in the canon #and i wanted to make a peice that would make her smile :) #also thank you to everyone on the marichat and syrva discords for watching me while i streamed this!! yall motivated me to finish this djdj #famsquad i really need to get clip studio paint #autodesk sucks ass dbbfhfhfg #ml #mlb #miraculous #miraculous ladybug #chat noir #marinette dupain cheng #marichat #my art #digital art #everyone say thank you to the filters on my phone for making these colors look good 😌😌 #chats hair was a PAIN but it makes me really happy fhfhjfjgg #flows like an anime boy lmao #ALSO SAY THANK YOU TO THE SMOOTHING LINE THING ON AUTODESK #SHIT SAVED MY ASS WHOO #i will be posting the sketch and lineart later so look forward to that ;)

[incorrect-life-of-me]

musicals as things me and my friends have said: 

heathers: they’re gonna talk about my daddy issues and bisexuality. whoo.

falsettos: i don’t have the mental stability to deal with this right now

hamilton: who gave the child a rapid fire nerf gun

be more chill: let’s do crack and hold hands

newsies: believe in yourself. its trash can, not trash can’t 

jagged little pill: your mother wounds me

the book of mormon: save me from the depths of this hell

beetlejuice: still emotionally but like better

dear evan hansen: great googly moogly it’s all gone to shit

the prom: nope straight as a circle

legally blonde: this is fucking serious as cereal

in the heights: thankful for my beautiful yet slightly dysfunctional family 

something rotten: the mitochondria is not the power house of the cell, i am

charlie and the chocolate factory: he cute but i think hes a murder tho

mean girls: im the ass jack here

waitress: bold of you to assume i have the answers

percy jackson and the lightning thief: you might depend on me so we could all be in trouble

kinky boots: come join my cult-o-la-gays

rent: time for death by aids i guess

ok thats all for now!

#musicals #theater #heathers #falsettos #hamilton #be more chill #newsies #jagged little pill #the book of mormon #beetlejuice #dear evan hansen #the prom #legally blonde #in the heights #something rotten #percy jackson the musical #mean girls #waitress #charlie and the chocolate factory #kinky boots #muscialtheater #musical theater #rent

[obsidiancreates]

Dream Beavers Thoughts/Reactions

My poor boy Donnie, he doesn't even get to start the episode awake. Instantly we're in his nightmare as he flees for his life in a panic. Love the angst of it but my poor boy

Dude this nightmare of Donnie's is so fucking relatable , I have Being Chased And Can't Escape nightmares at least once a week.

Couldn't wake Donnie up and even dirty underwear didn't wake him... yeah, no cause for concern, I'm sure

OH GOD HIS LEG FUCKING BROKE AGAIN

Sleeping may not help, but you know what else won't? Walking on it after it popped out of place again

Oh when did I start watching Monsters vs Aliens lol

I like the hint that Leo's dreaming now too by having his dream take place at night, then cutting to Casey and April just pulling up to the store during the day.

Pffff "On purpose?"

Brown but it used to be yella candy... ew

He's got the fucking Necronomicon in his fucking store, just put the book in the back room if you don't want anyone touching it, dude.

Amount of stuff must be for 5 or 6 people? It's one box. Maybe they just like variety.

Leo YOU WERE ALREADY A SUPERHERO YOU IDIOT

Awww Raph and Mikey prank times, love when they get along- oh, and Mikey almost ruined it

Casey, hon? Sometimes people just nap.

AWWWWWWWWW DONNIE SNORES AND WHISTLES THROUGH THE TOOTH GAP IT'S SO CUTE

OH HIS NIGHTMARE IS NOT CUTE but the May I Eat You? You Look Salty! is very funny.

He's never even been to school and has nightmares about it anyway, that's how you know Donnie is truly a teenager.

MY BOY FIGURED IT OUT BUT STUPID BEAVER MAKES HIM THINK HE DIDN'T HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO HIS CONFIDENCE

Casey- where did you just kick him?!?!?!?!?!

Donnie is having the worst time I think, but Raph's got prize for second worst nightmare, this shit is fucked. He's trapped in an endless metal music video

Meanwhile Mikey is just in Mabel Land from Gravity Falls...

Draining the life out of them... that's just what nightmares do even without the Beavers

GO FUCK THAT BASTARD UP CASEYYYYYYYYYY I SUPPORT YOU EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU COMMIT VIOLENCE

Yesssssssss love the transition into Donnie's dream again, love his scared expression as he runs through the twisting sewer, love how desperate he is! Good shit!

Don't like Big Boob Coffee Can April though.

Man, Leo can't even avoid having his ass beat in a dream

YESSSSSSS THE WAY IT ALL STOPS AND THE BEAVER SAYS "AREN'T YOU GOING TO ANSWER" THE VIBES ARE IMMACULATE ON THAT

Raph's is just like, someone on the crew wants to direct a metal video and hasn't had the chance yet.

Hi, Mickey Mouse Lolipop, why did you break the mold of it being April's voice and none of the other ones did?

So this bitch thinks the Dream Beavers have heralds and minions in the waking world now?

Yeah Casey. Dream Beavers. And shockingly? One of the less goofy villains in this show.

BEATNIK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

OH DONNIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

He figured it out a second time! But he still can't win! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

GOD I LOVE THAT SLICING EFFECT AND HOW IT BRINGS ALL 4 INTO THE SAME DREAMSPACE GODDDDDDDDDD THIS EPISODE IS SO FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Dude, Big Brain Raph figured it out! He got to shine! Whoo!

Pffff what was that giggle Donnie?

So Dave is the third Gidorah head of the Dream Beavers

Casey is just playing Resident Evil 7 now. Motherfucker's sawing through walls and shit...

THAT IS A QUALITY BAT JEEPERS WHY IS IT SO TOUGH

40 years, sir? You shouldn't be able to talk.

This guy is just. Ford. This is Grunkle Ford's backstory.

CASEYYYYYY I LOVE YOU MY LOYAL CARING DEPENDABLE BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YES SAVE YOUR FRIENDS YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

YESSSSSSS THIS COMIC THING I LOVE ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT I LOVE THIS EPISODE SO MUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THEY'RE RIPPING THROUGH THE COMIC BITS AND NOW THEY'RE UPSIDE DOWN YES MAKE IT TRIPPY MAKE IS STRANGE MAKE IT DREAMLIKE YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS THIS EPISODE IS INCREDIBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Oh Dave is a Minecraft Slime, or Ratchet & Clank Zyphoid.

Hehehehehe them with only their heads and shells look funny

Oh this is supremely fucked up, but like, in a way that's more fun than horrifying and gross like the Mom Thing was

I like that he immedietely assumes the turtles were sleep deprivation hallucinations

DONNIE'S NOT BREATHING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LEAVE MY BOY ALONEEEEEEEEE

YES CASEY YES RISK THE WHOLE WORLD FOR YOUR FRIENDS/FOUND FAMILY I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU SO MUCH CASEY YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

HA bitches are the size of real beavers. I like that Mikey and Dave still wanna be friends.

Pfffff "April. Casey. Giant talking turtles." And then WHAM HITS THE FLOOR WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND TONS OF STEEL

Hey Donnie? Yeah, you died. Like you stopped breathing and your pulse stopped like, two seconds ago. Maybe let, anyone else, help Casey carry the sleeping man away

Awwwwwww Leo and Raph friend moment!

Casey, a little soon for the "Dream on" comment, sweetie. They. Donnie just died. Everyone else, almost died. Maybe not the time for thematic puns.

#tmnt 2012 #tmnt 2k12 #sid blogs live

[sweater-daddiesdumbdork]

This Is Still Marvel, Right?

Summary- 2.5k Sam Wilson x Bucky Barnes x Wade Wilson x You. Deadpool the character from the comics is sitting across from the table from you, real right in front of your eyes. Not only is time travel a thing, but dimension travel is as well, and he is here for a very serious reason. Warnings- swears. Written for @what-is-your-backupplan-today​ CATFA 10th Anniversary Challenge. Prompts are highlighted. 

Masterlist

“You came from where?” Sam questioned with a tilt of his head, arms folded across his chest as he raised a quizzical brow at the man in all red. 

“And why the clown suit?” Bucky right next to him asked, trying to make sense of what was going on. 

“I’m from the X-Men verse, you know… bald dude in the wheelchair, Wolvie with butter knife hands, we have our own pigeon boy. Not as sweet as your wings though.” Wade said with a sigh. “And we had a Peter, but the winds… god the winds were too strong. I will never forget you Sugar Bear.” He sobbed in his hand a moment, sniffling a moment. 

You were thoroughly in shock, your jaw was dropped to the floor as Wade mother fucking Wilson sat in the interrogation chair, one leg crossed over the other, his ankle jiggling as he leaned forward on his elbows, planting his chin in his palms as he made an cooing sound at the two men. “Aww, they are so cute when they are confused, aren't they cute? The cutest little puppies.” He went to boop Bucky's nose, but Bucky reared his head back away from his hand and a whir of his hand closed around Wade's wrist, which caused the masked mercenary to gasp out excitedly. 

“THE WINTER SOLDIER ARM, VIBRANIUM UPGRADE. I keep telling Cable he needs this hook up, his isn't nearly as cool as yours. Mister Bucky Barnes Sir, can you sign my suit? I’m a super fan.” the white eyes of his mask widened and you finally managed to close your mouth watching all this.

Whatever this was, you were actually wondering if you weren't in some drugged hallucination right now. Mission gone wrong? You had eaten that turkey sandwich out of the compound fridge, maybe it was drugged and this was someone's payback for stealing their food.

“Come on man.” Sam snapped out, still trying to get a straight answer out of him. Bucky let go of his hand which Wade muttered to himself. 

“I'm never washing this hand, not ever.” He cradled it to his chest. “Just wait till I tell Chrome Dome who shook my hand.” 

“ANSWERS!” Bucky yelled out and Wade gasped at the outburst. Bucky reached over to grasp the mask and yanked it off, grimacing as Wade's appearance showed. Both Sam and Bucky recovered quite quickly, you were still freaking out in the corner and Wade gave a suggestive wink to the two of them. 

“Names Wilson, Wade Wilson. No relation to this saucy stud though.” He eyed Sam up and down with a purr, who scoffed at the sudden attention. “Don't worry, I know that one is crushing on you hard. The chemistry. I won't make a move on you. Winter Soldier though is fair game, eh?” He made a chef’s kiss motion after pointing at you. “So are you two… do you… fondue?” Wade asked, Sam and You looked at each other and made disbelieving faces at one another. “Oh we're not admitting feelings? My bad. I jumped ahead in the comics. So much sexual tension.” Making a donut shape with one hand and a pointer with the other, meshing them together, you could feel your throat close up and Sam’s eyes widen. Bucky was struggling to keep his calm at this point, Sam too. Wade made a motion to stand and get up. 

“Do we have any eats here?” He puts his hand on the handle to open the door and a knife flung through the air, landing right next to his face. Wade paused and turned around. “Here I thought this was still Marvel and not Dc. Tony would have offered me a snack by now.” He grumbled while sitting back down. “A falafel, blueberries, I know he likes to snack, I've seen the movies.” 

You finally got over your shock and went to sit across from him. “Mr.Wilson…” 

He put up a hand. “Pool please, Deadpool. Or Wade. Or you can call me Captain Deadpool. Too much?” He glanced up at Sam and Bucky. “Yea too much, just call me Wade.” 

“Wade.” you started again, trying to figure out how to approach this. “We’re confused, because you are a comic book character.” You pulled up your phone and pulled up a screen clip of his movie. 

Wade gasped and grabbed at your phone, studying it. “Look at that handsome son of a bitch. I'm so glad they picked Ryan Reynolds for the part, he looks just like me.” He held the phone up next to his face. “He’s so good looking, it's the Canadian genes.” Then handed it back, you tucked it away and he leaned forward to toss what looked like a beat up comic book on the table.

“What’s this?” You question, pointing at it.

“A comic book. You guys are just comic book characters and I'm here to fix your story. What? You seriously didn't know you are comic book characters in another universe?” 

“Our story?” You pulled the comic towards you and sure enough plastered on the front was Sam in his Falcon Suit, Bucky with his own gear and you were soaring in the air above slightly out of focus. 

“Yes, your story. Listen Cable, you all know Cable right? He's like a moodier you Buckaroo…” The name caused Bucky to growl a bit, but Wade continued without noticing. “... hooked me up with this cool device. Not like those stones you all have, this is some actual batman kind of future fuckery that I got rigged to not just travel back in time. But other dimensions. Whoo... “ He made wiggly fingers. “It's like magic right? Cool.” 

You were flipping through the pages as fast as possible, skimming the storyline. Amazingly all of it was there, the mission report Nick Fury brought Sam this morning, you and Bucky sparring and how he pinned you against the mat, the heart to heart about how you two missed Steve. 

Sam pinched the bridge of his nose while Bucky looked over your shoulder at the comic book. “I'm getting a headache, or I'm losing it. Did I get hit in the head?” Sam rambled a bit and you got to the end of the comic, seeing that the mission Fury had given you three was completed, successfully. 

“Says there we did just fine.” Bucky said and you closed it before pushing it towards the center of the table. 

“It's not all just fine.” Wade threw up his hands in exasperation and you shook your head so confused. 

“Explain it to us Wade.” You grasped the comic again, flipping through it, scanning the pages as quick as you can. 

“Go to page 53.” He tapped his finger against the steel table and you did, the panel showing you and Sam standing on a roof top about to enter a building from above and Bucky was shown in another panel scaling a building. 

“I don't see it…” you shook your head confused as to what he was talking about and Wade pointed at the bottom, that was just barely in view. A hot dog cart. 

“You are here, from another dimension of life… because of a hot dog cart?” 

Wade nodded firmly. “If we don't protect that hot dog cart, bad things will happen.” His voice lowered, turning shifty. “Spooky stuff… anal stuff.” He shuddered and sat back, staring at the hot dog cart in the bottom of the picture. “If we don't protect that hot dog cart, it causes issues you couldn't even fathom. Another life just poof… what did y’all call it? Spanked out of existence?”

You just automatically corrected him. “Snapped.”

“Spanked sounds better, maybe consider changing it to spanked?” 

Sam cleared his throat. “You traveled through dimensions to get here so we could save a hot dog cart? I'm just- trying to keep it all straight. This isn't entirely the weirdest thing I have heard, but it's close.” 

Bucky scoffed. “I say this guy needs some help, maybe his brain got scrambled like mine.” 

“Nah, I didn't get the mind trip you did. I was tortured by a guy named Francis.” Wade snorted gleefully. “Called himself Ajax, like the dish soap!” Slapping his knee, he busted out laughing heavily, starting to cry. 

You rubbed at your face and looked over your shoulder. “I think we should trust him guys. What if what he says is true? We’ve dealt with crazy shit before.” 

“You can't be serious Y/N.” Bucky shook his head and Sam looked doubtful. Wade giggled as he wiped a tear from his eye, pointing a finger at you. 

“I like you, you're the smart one here I can tell.” 

You all turned to Sam who hadn't said anything yet. He sighed and rubbed at his face a bit, before finally saying under his breath. “I'm never going to hear the end of this… Lets take him.” 

Wade did a fist pump in victory, leaping up to grab his mask back from Bucky. “X-Force Ass-” You were quick to cover his mouth, leaving the “-emble” garbled. 

“He's going to get us killed, Wilson.” 

“I said to call me Deadpool or Captain Deadpool.” 

“I WAS TALKING TO HIM!” Bucky jerked his thumb at Sam, gritting his teeth while he yanked open the door and left the room. Deadpool followed after him, the next thing you heard was Bucky hollar. “I'm going to kick your ass Prick.” 

“Will you? You're making me all excited. Like a fairy making a little girl's wishes come true, I feel like I could fly.” 

Then you and Sam heard something loud crack and Wade’s cooing grew fainter. “Nice boots, Tinkerbell!” 

You snatched the comic book and stuffed it in your back pocket. “Uh we probably better go stop Bucky. It's pointless for him to try to kill Wade and will just tire himself out.” 

Sam opened the door, holding it open for you. “Should we really take that away from him?” 

“True and it sounds like Wade is having himself a fan moment anyways and doesn't care.” You stepped out to see Bucky and Wade tangled together wrestling.

Just as the comic stated, You and Sam were able to go in from the top. You could see Bucky below you using rigging to scale the building. Down further below you could see a red dot pushing a hot dog cart down the street well out of harm. Speaking into the comm’s, your wings folded to pull you into a spiral, spinning towards the roof. “Wade’s got the cart moved, and were clear to enter.” 

There was a grunt in the comms and Bucky's voice crackled through. “Well damn, I'm glad the hot dog cart is safe… for reasons spanning an entire dimension that we still don't know.” 

“Who are we to question it, Bucky? I mean, we’ve seen some pretty strange shit.” You stated as Sam landed next to you, shooting at the door and ducking inside together. “Maybe this is just another one to add to the pile.” 

Silence descended on the group as you each made to fulfill the mission. Once the building was clear and the three of you were working on exiting, Wade was waiting on the roof, sitting on the edge eating a hot dog and had three more lined up next to him. “I brought you all lunch, you guys do that sort of thing right? Good Mission? yes I bet. Buckaroo has the happy murder gleam in his eyes.” He took another bite of his hot dog and chewed while studying Bucky closely. 

“Don't do that.” Bucky shuddered a bit and Wade proceeded to pop the last bite into his mouth and chewed slowly while rolling the bottom half of his mask down. 

“Do what Buckaroo?” 

“Stare at me or call me Buckaroo.” 

“While eating a hot dog? Only way to properly eat one. I know you love it James. Well my mission here is done.” He pushed off the ledge to give you a hug and handed you a manilla envelope. “This is for you, it explains everything. Toodleloo Kiddies, it was fun knowing you. Oh and if you see Hugh Jackman on the street, tell him his coffee sucks and bitch slap the prick.” He jumped back on the ledge and looked over the edge. “Oh this is gonna kill my knees but this is a true superhero moment. Wait for it…” He gave you all a salute and stepped over, plummeting down. Sam and Bucky rushed the edge, looking over. 

You knew better, a superhero landing wouldn't kill him. 

“NAILED IT!” you three barely heard, then in a flash of sparks, Deadpool was gone. 

“I thought for sure he was going to pancake down there.” Bucky said with a hint of sadness and Sam shook his head. 

“We gotta get out of here before we're caught and get this back to Fury.” Sam held up a chip that held the actual intel of the mission. 

You silently agreed and together the three of you made your way off the building and back home. 

Afterwards once you were back in the tower and changing out of your suit, you glanced at the manilla envelope Wade left you. 

Sitting down on the bench, you opened it and peeked in. What looked like another comic book was in there as well as a letter. Pulling out the letter, you scanned it. 

~To the Super Duper Trio, 

Thank you for believing me. It was crucial. We're not the only comic book verse out there living our lives. Sometimes they cross intersect in ways that I can't explain, go find the wizard, he can tell you more about it. Also ask him to your next party, because he can do the COOLEST TRICKS. But if you take out the comic book enclosed you will see on page 23 there is a hot dog cart as well as a familiar looking dork named Jake Jensen. Alias- Capt Jensen. 

Perhaps your Captain is alive in some way, the DC universe having changed him to a loveable, cat hating, Petunias loving, super smart idiot.

Tell Birdman thanks for the vote of confidence, caw caw mother fucker.

Tell Buckaroo he forgot to sign my suit, I will be back. He is my favorite after all. 

And what I wanna tell you is take care of those idiots so they dont kill each other. 

With Love, 

Captain Deadpool

Ps- Yes Cap’s as awkward with women in DC as he was in Marvel. 

Pss- Welcome to X-Force! I will be in touch. 

You pulled out the comic book and glanced at the cover seeing six people staring down, the title of the comic- The Losers. Flipping to the page, you found a photograph tucked in between the pages, showing another version of the page. One where the street looked demolished and a man lying crumbled by a cart. Also a familiar hot dog cart leaned on its side, demolished. 

Setting the picture aside, now you glanced over this panel to see the same man making a show of pulling out a crossbow, the bubble above his head with the words “That’s right, bitches, I got a crossbow!” 

The scene didn't really surprise you that much, more like the character now alive in the comic looked just like Steve. 

A thinner version, he had facial hair, and the entire get up was never anything Steve would have willingly worn. 

But it looked just like Steve Rogers and for the second time that day your jaw dropped. 

Maybe Wade Wilson was right, after all… 

Nothing was off limits and stranger things have happened.

#this is still marvel right? #amber writes #sweater writes #catfa 10th anniversary challenge #bucky barnes #sam wilson #wade wilson #jake jensen #avengers #deadpool #the losers

[toukenramblings]

NSFW Headcanons: Izuminokami Kanesada, Horikawa Kunihiro,Nagsone Kotetsu

Give me an instance to talk about the Sin-sengumi, I will take it. The Sin-sengumi shall soon become gospel, just y’all wait. It’s catching on. I also don’t give Naga enough love so here I am.

Warnings: S I N. I’m projecting

Izuminokami Kanesada

I would like to clear this up before we continue, this man is a brat and he knows it. Bottom, top, Izumin don’t care. He can and will tease you however the hell he wants. Maybe he’ll hide something under his clothing for you, but it’s easy to tell with his red face and overly trying to make you look at him and notice him, damn it! Look at what he did for you! Be proud of him! Get horny for him!

He is a horny lil shit when he is in the mood and you can tell, he’ll want to always be close to you, hugging you to his form, glaring at others, kisses pressed to your open skin, if he’s feeling naughty, sucking on your fingers. Sure in public he’ll control himself (MAYBE) but wait until you two are alone.

Izumi gets off on praise and that is a fACT. Call him a good boy as he plows into you or services you with his mouth, his moans during these times will be oh so heavenly, vibrations jolting up and down your spine as he does so. Tug on his hair during sex too, it gets him going.

Izumi is loud, gag him, gag him for me. He’ll look so pretty when he’s gagged, trust me. Do it with your underpants if you must, he’ll look so beautiful, flushed and screaming into the object, desperate for you to touch him.

Yes he gets off to your scent, don’t be surprised if you find him touching himself with an article of clothing against his nose when he misses you, hand furiously stroking himself, wishing that it was your hand or your mouth instead.

Izumi is a bottom-leaning switch, he wants to be taken cared of but that doesn’t mean he won’t hesitate to top you anytime soon. Push his buttons enough and he will. He’ll mark you, mark him in return. He’ll flush as he tries to hide the love bites you give him. But is more than proud when he can see the bites he has given you.

The times when Izumi tops are...whoo baby. He’ll spill nothing but filthy praise from his lips about how your mouth feels on him, how good his cock feels whenever you do something to him. He’s highkey possessive as hell, so catch him calling you ‘mine’. “This is mine, right, master? You know I’m the only one that can make you feel good like this~”

Izumi is fucking greedy as hell whenever you decide to wear something underneath your clothing for him. A glimpse of it and he has a heart attack, Izumi.exe cannot work. Please come back later. He might straight up run away before coming back two seconds later to try and drag you into a secluded corner of the citadel to rip those damn clothes off of you and how dare you wear such a thing that’s only for his eyes.

Yes he isn’t afraid to publicly tease you or being caught having sex. Sure he’ll scream and be super duper embarrassed about it for a while but he’ll be fiiiine. It’s not gonna stop him from dragging you into your office and closing the door and curtains to fuck you on top of your desk anyway.

Izumi has a pretty decent sex drive, which tends to come and go but he’s honestly always ready to fuck you at any given point. Just give him a good reason to. He’ll flush and be flustered, stutter over his words and may downright pass the fuck out but he won’t hesitate to tease you right back with some naughty words.

Izumi loves it when you are on top of him, taking your pleasure from him as you see fit - he also secretly loves it when he’s being tied down when you do this. He loves seeing your face as it contorts in pleasure, and his mouth having an easy reach to your chest and nipples.

Damn it put his mouth to WORK. Shut him up with your nether regions, make him service you. Izumi adores being between your legs and watching every movement, every gasp and moan you make. He wants to drink up your moans like water if he could.

There are times when Izumi denies how horny he is, especially when you can see it in his body language, the way his oceanic blues ghost over your skin, how he bites down on his lower lip when his eyes glaze over your chest and ass - keep pushing his buttons, if he’s in denial that normally means he wants to be topped. He’s also very very much into overstim.

Loves it when you are wearing nothing but his haori, you cannot tell how many times you two fucked on top of that thing to the point it permanently has your scent on it.

Aftercare is rather quick. Clean you up to the bare minimum than pass the fuck out and cuddle. He has to cuddle you! No arguments here!

Horikawa Kunihiro

Hori Hori may have a pretty low sex drive, but he is a little shit about it when he wants to. You can tell when he’s in the mood, he isn’t as showy as Kane-san but it’s much more subtle. Soft whispers when you two are alone, his cheeks lightly flushed at the naughty thoughts in his head. “I want to give you my love tonight, master. Will you let me taste you until you cannot remember anything else but me?” 

Hori doesn’t pleasure himself often whenever he misses you, as said before, pretty low sex drive. That doesn’t mean he won’t do such a thing though, it’s quick and seamless, almost preparing himself for the night to come. Of course he knows to control himself but sometimes he can’t help it!

Hori’s favorite position is him between your legs, servicing you until you are screaming his name, where he can watch you with hooded eyes, forcing your legs apart for better access. He lives to pleasure you, to see you cum at least six times more than he does. 

Hori is also a service top, treating you as glass whenever he is on top. Soft kisses to your thighs, peppering kisses to your chest and marking them as his. That being said, he doesn’t mind being on the bottom. He has a habit of covering his mouth whenever you pleasure him in turn though, tIE HIM DOWN. His moans are beautiful, don’t hide them.

Speaking of tying, yes he will use the red ribbon on his uniform to tie your hands together. Don’t you fucking dare hide your screams and moans from him. Hori will not hesitate to gag you if needed, but would rather not. Would have you choke on his fingers if he must. Yes you can suck on his fingers, it’s great as hell and it gets him going.

Will also love it when you wear nothing but his shirt or jacket. It’s also a surefire way to get him in the mood. He’ll flush, clear his throat, and almost try to adjust it to look more proper on you. “Did you miss me that much, love?” he would question before kissing you.

And then we get to marking. Hori is very easy to mark, his skin bruises pretty easily and he won’t hesitate to show off his marks with a sense of shy pride. He loves marking you up though! It brings him a sense of pride whenever you two are in public and he sees that you are also showing off the marks he gave you. 

Oh Hori is very curious about toys, will dedicate an entire day of learning about the kinks and toys of the modern era. Consent is very important for him of course so he will always ask before doing anything naughty to you, unless you like the spontaneous stuff then he can do that! He caters his needs around yours as he is so giving after all. 

Rarely does Horikawa get jelly at all, he trusts you! But he won’t lie that it makes his skin crawl when someone looks at you with interest in their eyes. Even Kane-san is not safe from Hori’s glares. Expect him to mark you up even more after this incident.

Hori is very versatile. Top? Bottom? Whatever! He’ll be oh so happy just to be connected with you like this! He doesn’t care what position he’s in as long as he can be with you!

Horikawa always wants to see your face whenever you two are fucking. So if you two are doing doggy style, expect some mirror sex with some dirty talk thrown in there. He loves seeing your expressions as you two fuck.

If Horikawa is ever bottoming for you, it’s beautiful. He becomes so needy, praising you no matter what positions you two are in, begging for more. He’ll always be touching you somehow, and giving up control is something he isn’t against. He’ll tug on your hair during these times, arching his back, so on and so forth.

100% is that one dude who wakes up their partner with oral sex, change my mind. It’s gentle and sweet, fingers toying with your nether regions and a smirk dancing on his lips. And then he’ll pull away, is a weeee bit into orgasm denial until one of y’all is a sobbing mess - prefers it if you orgasm deny him though. But is more so into overstim, he loves you so much after all! You need to be fucked properly!

Yes Hori will 100% steal your bank account to find you something cute to wear under your clothing. Will love it when you model for him too! Has an entire collection of tabs saved of things for you to wear.

Super prepared for aftercare. Sheets? Changed. Water? Ready! Cuddles? Mandatory.

Nagasone Kotetsu

His nipples and chest are his biggest weak points, tweak them, nip them, suck on them. Oh man Naga-san will be putty in your hands. He just has really nice man tits i want to suck on them. But Nagasone will do the same to you! He will lavish your upper body with nothing but marks and kisses, adoring the way you squirm in his arms. During sex, Nagasone’s mouth has to be on something. Be it sucking on your fingers, a gag, or something or other man. It’s good as hell.

He has more control over his sex drive than Izuminokami but his sex drive is a lil bit more higher than Horikawa’s. Right in the middle. He knows he can keep control of himself but then there’s moments when he goes feral, pinning you down to whatever surface you have, teeth digging into your skin, giving you all of the love he can ever give you and more. Nagasone loves you, he wants to show it to the world.

There is a sly smirk whenever someone notices the love bites he has, or he has given you. He may have a light pink flush that decorates his cheeks when someone teases him about it, but he is proud of the marks he bears whenever you mark him. Won’t hesitate to show them off to the world if he must. Hachisuka might tell him to cut it out but is that going to stop him? No.

Like Horikawa, Nagasone is a service top and gives more than he gets back. He may be a fake but Nagasone thinks that you are his sun, his stars, his moon, the one who loves him despite who the hell he is. He wants to show you how much you mean to him, so most of the time the sexy times between y’all is soft as shit. He worships your body oh so much.

Do the same to him! Like I said, his chest is his weakest point. Mark it up, lavish him with praise and affection. Nagasone will act like it doesn’t do anything to him, but the way his cock twitches with your words speaks volumes. “Don’t say such things, love, you never know what I could do to you next.” though Nagasone always makes sure to return the favor!

Nagasone is so into body worship it’s not even funny. He could spend the rest of his day in the temple that is your body, between your legs, marking your thighs up and just basking in your presence. He also loves it when you wear something of his. It smells like him and it’s warm and cozy but man does it get him going.

Like Horikawa, Nagasone will be rather curious about toys and lingerie. Yes he may have tabs open on your computer on things for you to wear, but it’s all leather and lace. A few toys here and there, he doesn’t go fully into it like he will but he will happily learn more to pleasure you and please you!

Wear something under your clothing and flash it to him. I dare you. He will not hesitate to drag you away to somewhere private and make you fucking sob. “Wearing something like that? I didn’t think you would find out I liked that kind of thing, master. Mind if you take it off for me?” and then its ripped, whoops.

Nagasone loves your hands and how they deal with the rest of the swords. Loves kissing your fingertips and finger pads, sucking on your damn fingers and smirking as your eyes glaze over with lust.

Oh dude praise dOES something to Nagasone. He loves it when you praise him for doing such a good job when he’s servicing you, tug on his hair. He loves it when you’re rough with him.

If you ask him to be rough with you, you’re not walking for a week. He’ll make sure that you are fucked properly, overstimmed to the point you might just pass out from the pleasure. Pinned down to whatever surface he deems right, kissed until your lips are swollen and sore. Oh Nagasone will not be holding back. He will drag his nails down your back when you cling on to him, your body will be covered in nothing but his bites and marks now.

Is not into choking. I’m gonna put that out there right now. But kinda into collars?

Loves it when you sit in his lap and he’s ramming into you from below. He loves seeing your face when you get worked up like this! He always wants to see your face when you two are fucking, and also sucking on his fingers as he sings nothing but praises about how good you feel. Will also love to sit on your lap whenever he is taking you.

Nagasone will not deny that he has thought about fucking you under a table, your desk most likely. He’s a sneaky little shit and smirks as his fingers find your sex, toying with it until you want to snap. He’ll hate you forever if you do the same to him, expect him to slam you against a wall in frustration and roughly take you right then and there.

After care is simple. Swiftly clean and then pass the fuck out. Nagasone is a fucking furnace of a big dude so you’ll always be warm around him. Maybe he’ll joke that he wants a second round? Who knows, fufu.

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𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆: ceo!sangyeon x coworker!fem.reader (ft. playboy!jacob)

𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐑𝐄: fluff

𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒: cuss words here and there, mentions of alcohol

𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓: 1.0k

𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄: happy new year! dedicating my first fic of 2021 to my love, yu, @lsangyeons. ily just as much as i love sangyeon. cute ass couple right here. mwah. i hope you like it.

“you’re late.” your boss uttered as soon as he heard the click of the door and the clack of your heel on the floor of his office, “i’m also here, could have easily stayed home.” that. that, is something he didn’t like. he liked being the boss - not the other way around - not being the one given orders; that’s his job. that’s what irritated him about you, the fact that he spent his whole life not taking shit from anybody and proffering to be the man on top- the one who was superior- in a non narcissistic manner, but if the shoe fits then so be it.

ever since you stepped on the premises of his building, the building worth millions i may add, every little thing you did aggravated him. the way you would always be far in front of other staff in your departement, always one step ahead of them in terms of skills and traits, how you never failed to show up to work (whilst you were late occasionally due to your form of transportation continuing to be unpredictable) but nonetheless, you made up for it in the end with your customer reviews and daily late nights at the office with your contact lenses far gone hidden beneath the endless chocolate bar wrappers and your glasses framing your face instead, as paper upon paper consumed your undivided attention. he could also mention the fact that he noticed how you, regardless of your relationship with, never once was unprofessional and always looked their best at all times.

“you know, if you put as much effort into your work as you do getting under my skin you’d be promoted.” sangyeon cleared his throat and loosened the top of his tie, eyeing the way you lightly placed a stack of documents on his desk, taking a seat that sat just in front, “boss, don’t act like i’m not the most hard working person in this very building - besides you of course - and i put just as much effort into my work as i do at being your most favourite employee.” you retorted as the male opposite found himself unable to form a word, something you did to him more often than not.

it’s not that he was a pushover and let you do as you pleased, teasing him was off limits to everyone and they knew that. all the while you knew, of course you knew, but that didn’t stop you from making it a part of your daily routine. you could say he just had this form of admiration towards you, no, not admiration. you know that feeling as to when you find yourself being completely and utterly whoo-ed over by someone without even having to do anything remotely intimate, like parents watching their child perform their first school performance of twinkle twinkle little star, or, when you’re completely in love with someone that you just adore everything they do and say; proud of them and their accomplishments. you could say that’s how sangyeon felt. except, he wasn’t in love with you.

“you sound in love to me dude.” sangyeon’s close friend, jacob, claimed as he took yet another swig of his drink, lazily seated within the leather booth in the far corner of the bar the two were currently at.

the male scoffed, his face crinkling in disgust from the bitter aftertaste of the liquor in his hand, “and what makes you say that huh? mr playboy himself”. the latter let out a chuckle at that, sangyeon’s dig doing nothing but proving his point.

“i gotta know what love is to be able to stay away from it my dude - it’s simple, i don't want that shit. therefore i learned the signs and get rid before it gets serious,” jacob winked as he ended his speech, leaving sangyeon in a whirlpool of his thoughts, “if i just sat through your whiny ass for forty minutes, expressing your undenying love for this girl, you better act on it before i actually strangle you with your own intestines.”

whilst sangyeon knew his friend was joking, and rather, he was sure he was exaggerating the feelings he held for you, he knew he had a point, “the worst she could do is say no, right? I say go for it.”

and he did, setting his ego aside, something he would never imagine doing in his lifetime - let alone for a girl of whom managed to capture his heart and occupy his mind twenty-four seven - and within twenty minutes after bidding his farewell to his companion, he was at your front door.

even if he wanted to back out, he had no choice as you stood clad in your pyjamas, rubbing your eyes as he cursed himself for not realising that of course you'd be asleep at this time. hell, he didn't even think about what he was going to say to you, he could have saved himself by throwing a bouquet of flowers in your face to make up for his jumbled thoughts and his mismatched sentences but in his flurry to confess to you before his confidence (and alcohol) went out of his system that he didnt think of anything but going to see you.

“hey boss, are you okay?” you croaked, breaking the silence that fell upon the two of you.

“i’m sangyeon.” he announced suddenly, being put on the spot, all of his confidence leaving as quickly as it came, rubbing the back of his neck upon realising how stupid he sounded.

your brow lifted, what the hell is he saying? And quite frankly, sangyeon thought the exact same, come on dude, you got this.

“i know you are. are you okay, boss?” you said, pressing the back of your hand to the males forehead, coming to the conclusion that he isn’t ill, intoxicated but okay.

“how do i say this? I want you to stop calling me boss,” he demanded, cutting you off before you could even respond to such a command, “and i want you to go on a date with me.”

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