#SIR HAVE MERCY......

[ladyhawke]

JONATHAN BAILEY GQ’s 2023 Men of the Year Dinner.

#jonathan bailey #* #jonathanbaileyedit #jbaileyedit #flawlessgentlemen #mancandykings #flawlesscelebs #mensource #usercelebs #actorsource #dailymenedit #dailymalecelebs #bridgertoncastedit #dailylgbtq #useroptional #userveronika #userbecca #usersavana #SIR 🗣 #HAVE MERCY ON US

[taee]

the audacity of this man!!!

#btsgif #bangtan #bts #ipurpleunet #taehyung #v x siminvest #tq:cr #clicking his tongue and then smirking right after...sir have mercy

[baeshijima]

[CAR CRASH] [GLASS SHATTERING] ‘GOOD LORD!’ [GENERAL COMMOTION] [BABY CRYING] ‘WAAAAH WAAAAH’ [YELLING] [POLICE SIRENS] WEEWOO WEEWOO [HELICOPTERS] ‘WE’RE REPORTING LIVE-‘ [EXPLOSION] ‘MY LEG... MY LEG...’

#may the stars guide you <3 #FOAMING AT THE MOUTH I DIDNT REALISE IT WAS HIS TEAILER TODAY AND KDMDJSBDBDKDNSNNDKD #END ME. END ME RIGHT NOW. #SCREAMING CRYING BANGING MY FISTS AGAJNST THE WALL SIR HAVE MERCY ITS 4 AM RN I CANT DO THSIDBFMXKSNNSSAAAAAAAAAAA #ALSO HIS ILLUST SHOT LITERALLY HIM HAVING THE L SIGN SENT ME

[citroncynique]

bad dreams in the night

#limbus company #canto 6 #lcb catherine #lcb heathcliff #lcb heathcathy #heathcathy #I'll be 100 with you guys I'm still kombuchagirl.gif about a LOT of the uh. narrative choices PM took. #especially cathy. oh we were robbed. it's not like PM isn't capable of writing perfectly horrible women. it's an art they're good at #which is why lcb cathy was so... surprising to me #UUUUH LITERATURE DWEEB WHINING ASIDE EVERY CATHY/ERLKÖNIG HEATHCLIFF ABSOLUTELY HAVE MY SOUL #be doomed and forlorn together....... #also tee hee i swapped out cathy's dress for the dress kate bush wears in the wuthering heights mv #iconic kate bush remains iconic #OH AND AND AND this goes without saying but this is referencing la belle dame sans merci by sir franck dicksee #and since this art piece isn't exactly an uncommon redraw i have used multiple fanart redraws as reference #but the one that helped me the most was a redraw by kalisami whose work is absolutely stellar #horses are..... hard to draw. even without their heads.

[hyunpic]

#HE KEEPS THIS ENERGY UP AND I WILL NEVER HAVE JESUS VISIT ME IN MY LIVING ROOM. #PLESsaaaaadwe PLEAAASEEEE SIR #PWEAASWEEEEEE GOOD LORD #IM AT UR MERCY #ONE HUNDRED LIGHTNINGS COULD HIT ON ME AND IT WOULDNT BE AS EFFECTIVE OF A BLOW AND HIT THAT I TAKE FROM WATCHING U #hyunjin #skz #video

[propertyofsamcollins]

"Well, if you got such a problem with me not being packed, then how bout you help me out. Mhm. Put your money where that pretty mouth of yours is." - Sam Collins

Don't mind me I'm just-

#SIR PLEASE #HAVE MERCY I AM OVULATING #Samuel collins is the sexiest man alive (hes not real 😔) #Sams 2022 hbs and hbw>> #im going to impregnate him (hes a man and a vampire) #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted sam #redacted darlin #redacted tank

[thosejuniper-berries]

For a man that is so in love with the female population, he really affects his male opponents alot.

Sir you've made at least 2 enemies, grown men cry & crush on you at this point.

#vinsmoke sanji #black leg sanji #sanji #sanji kun #one piece #i swear every man #is so affected by him #sanji sir #like have you noticed the way they look at you #ghin was literally the dude that has never cried or given mercy to a target #but sir was bawling for you #ghin #bon clay #mr. 2 #alabasta #alabasta arc

[mysterygrl20]

Joong Archen | Songkran 2024

credit: Crush on You

#joong archen #thai actors #songkran #LORD HAVE MERCY ON US #CALM DOWN SIR #added two very important photos

[nicoscheer]

mileskane In a shower in Paris x

📸 @ogden.ewan

Twitter

TikTok

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Literally me: (blushing, giggling, hiding my face in my hands, kicking my feet, running away)

28/02/2024 and he just decides to drop this:

Oh do I hate him 🫶🏽

Oh he KNOWS exactly what he’s doing

#he’s just given up all pretense now huh just outright posting thirst traps no fucks gives 😭🤣 #Miles Kane #he’s officially gone off the rails #the caption like SIR?!!! #bless our lord and savior Ewan #oh I am so sorry but his hand position suggest certain uhm things …cuffs… #19/02/2024 #lord have mercy #if whoever he tried to impress with these didn’t go down on their knees 🫢🫢 #that idiot honest to god uploaded a complication of them shower pics 😳💅 #brain.exe has stopped working #he just had to upload these to insta; twitter & tiktok 😇 #love how we’re all losing our collective minds over them pics #and like the red tile ain’t helping as well as the caption like what did he expect us to think he’s in some basement dungeon cuz honestly 🤨 #and then as direct contrast the turtle charm bracelet

[ghost-inthe-hall]

UNREAL

#this man is a menace #look at him #this is illegal #i feel like staring at the sun #its wrong but... i can't NOT look #i am not ok #the way jaw dropped #sir #mr. iv #pls have mercy #seeing his neck is one thing buuuutttt boy a flash of chin 😳 #fml #iv sleep token #sleep token #sleep token iv #iv #yes i took my time staring before saving these #i had to!!

[gallwithapall]

Hes the prettiest motherfucker in all the land I UNDERSTAND NOW GUYS LOOK

Please idc if he's evil and manipulative... Just one chance

#star trek #ds9 weyoun #weyoun 5 #weyoun 6 #star trek weyoun #star trek jeffrey combs #jeffrey combs star trek #jeff combs #jeffery combs #jeffrey combs #ds9 #deep space nine #star trek deep space nine #star trek ds9 #deep space 9 #hes so hot #lord have mercy #please sir #please please please

[radioactive-cloud]

you know what's important? nace's hair in this photo

source: x

#i love his soft fluffy hair #and i love his hair slicked back #this tho??? #this makes me go absolutely FERAL #the way he kept trying to put it in place during the concert.... #sir please have mercy #(bet he looks just like that after a make out session with jan and pretends to be grumpy about his ruined hairstyle) #what who said that #nace jordan the man you are #nace jordan #bojan cvjetićanin #joker out

[blmpff]

Wandee Goodday Q8

21.02.24

#*bites both fists* #ill never get used to his guns #inn sarin #sir #have mercy #wandee goodday #wdgdq #q8 #thai actors #for the love of tank tops #blmpff

[sincericida]

Andrew Garfield attends the 95th Annual Academy Awards on March 12, 2023.

DADDYYYYYY

#andrew garfield #god i need to [redacted] with him so much #sweet mother of god #god have mercy on me #sir don't do this to me #the daddy all the daddies #dilf energy #black suit #red carpet king #king #awards #the oscars 2023 #oscars 2023 #the oscars #oscars #omega watches #fendi fashion #yurman jewels #so yummy #peter parker #spider man #tasm #the amazing spider man #tasm peter parker #tasm peter #andrew peter parker #andrew peter #werewolf vibes #wolverine vibes #sincericida

[writing-yarn-goblin]

I’m here to post shit and have fun!

In honor of Halloween! Here’s some stories to have fun with!

Anime: One Piece

Character: Crocodile

Monster: Gargoyle

Warnings: Crocodile’s rizz

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“Alright…he said ‘Baratie, 11 PM.”

You wanted to scream. This man you’ve been dating, your so called boyfriend, had told you that he wanted to go with you to Baratie.

Here you were- in a shimmering black dress with a slit that went up your thigh, black high heels and a small clutch- waiting at your assigned booth for this man to appear.

For about 40-50 minutes now.

You had received a text from him saying that it was over and confirmed the fact that he was cheating thanks to a photo he posted with his tongue down another woman’s throat. You felt sad but then decided that your evening will not be spoiled thanks to that useless prick and his cheating tendencies. You texted him he had 24 hours to leave your apartment and that you’d give him consequences if he didn’t.

Thankfully you’ve known the owner of this establishment and after talking to him and explaining the situation (you were good friends with him and his partner), he slid a few drinks on the house for the unfortunate evening.

As the club changed its scenery, you changed as well.

Your hair turned to life as the little snakes that adorned it yawned and changed from laying down to curling up on top of your head. Almost like a top bun. You aided them by putting a soft thin silk scrunchy on your hair, sorta like a pillow for the little ones.

As a Gorgon- you needed to be careful.

Thankfully technology has gone a long way and now you could wear specially made eye contacts for a monster of your particularity.

Going out with Gorgons was a little hard with the whole ‘I’ll-turn-you-to-stone-with-just-a-glance’ detail. History managed to make sure that the Gorgon line went past its supposedly imminent demise after Medusa was slain.

Making it its own subspecies of society welcomed gorgon women. Not all of them had the same power but very few, like you, could do all of what Medusa did and more.

“Excuse me, but is this seat taken?”

You whipped your head to meet with this person but you felt your throat go dry.

A man that almost doubled you in height, broad chest and shoulders. A man so incredibly handsome that seemed to be the epitome of elegance, poise and a connoisseur of beauty.

Height, build, stare and tone of voice had you entranced and, honestly, it was intimidating.

“Might as well sit down, my date is late anyway.”

The soft chuckle that came from his throat was caught by your ears, earning a pink tinge on your ears.

“A woman as exquisite looking as yourself shouldn’t be sitting by her lonesome. Especially one that got stood up by an imbecile.”

He had you swooning and it’s only been 5 minutes.

“I hope you find me to be good company Mister…-“

“Crocodile. Call me Crocodile.”

‘More like big Daddy.’ You thought, taking the last sip of wine and about to order more but you were stopped.

“Waiter-“ he managed to stop a young employee before he zoomed past them. “I’ll have an Old Fashion and bring the lovely lady anything she desires.”

‘Holy shit, that was hot.’ You thought.

“Miss?”

“Oh-erhm- Whiskey. House sour mix, please.”

Once the waiter left, you were received by a a raised brow from Crocodile.

“You like spirits?”

“They kill the ghosts that haunt me- I’d say they are easily my favorite.”

The words kept being exchanged and the evening had progressed into a lovely one.

Until it was time to leave.

You felt a little empty on the inside when it was time to leave…at 4 in the morning.

“Well, Miss (L/N), I believe that this concluded our evening. I hope you found everything to your liking.”

“More than that. I had fun regardless the initial 45 minutes of waiting for a failed relationship. He was a waste of time and space, to be honest. But at least I had the pleasure of dining with someone of your caliber, Mr. Crocodile.” You said, whispering a secret that he so gingerly lapped up.

“Indeed. If you’d like, we can arrange another outing. One where you wouldn’t have to hide those beautiful eyes of yours.”

You sighed. Now at the door of your car and unlocking the vehicle in order to get in.

“If I let you see my eyes, you’d be petrified.”

“Oh, I wouldn’t worry about that. You’d find that we might have something in common.”

This poked at your brain.

“How so?” You asked, earning another low gravel chuckle from him.

“You turn men into stone. I am stone.”

You tilted your head and gasped when you saw it. When he took out his coat, wing could be seen clipped right in his shoulders. They looked Bat like but at the same time- thick to carry his weight. His slanted eyes shifted the pupils into slits and a bit of silver lined against the pupil. To differentiate where his eye and a let started. The skin of his hand was now heavy and soft, like polished stone.

“You’re a Gargoyle.” You mumbled, cheeks warm at the interesting development. You felt him push a little card against your hands and felt like you were a pile of goo on the inside.

“Here’s my card. Feel free to call or drop in. I hope to hear back from you, Miss (Y/N).“

With that you saw how his wings opened and flew off to his lair.

You had waited a few days to call him and set up a date.

To which he replied-

“I’ll come and pick you up at 10 PM. And Miss (L/N)? No contacts. I want to marvel in your raw beauty.”

#sir crocodile #one piece #onepiece #x reader #reader insert #crocoboy #i am unwell #gargoyles #lord have mercy #crocodile x reader

[happyk44]

Zeus: I think it's time for Father to be released from Tartarus.

Hades: You want me to release the man who ate me and our other siblings as babies from the jail we put him in because he ate us.

Hades: Are you fucking stupid?

#zeus then whines to hera about hades calling him stupid and w/ the context of WHY hera kicks him in the dick 💙 #happy talks greek mythos #no i truly don't understand why this would ever be a version tbh #like yeah we're just gonna waltz down into hades' basement and free the guy who ate my siblings. for apparently no reason? #like im googling why did he do this and can't find a reason other than mercy. sir no. free the others if you have to. keep that one in jail #zeus #hades