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the-tired-trans-guy · 2 days

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each mauraders couple in animagus form

Regulus and James

Remus and Sirius

Evan and Barty

I do not own any of these photos found them on google these are just some of the ships I’ll do the girls at some point.

#james fleamont potter #regulus black #jegulus #rosekiller #remus lupin #Evan rosier #Ba #barty crouch jr #wol #wolfstar #Sir #sirius black #animagus

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sirartwork · 10 hours

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So, Sir, I need to know, as a forever alone man about to enter his 30s, are the legends true? Will I gain phenomenal cosmic power once I cross that threshold? I demand my consolation prize.

I actually lost my bid at wizard powers well before I hit 30, so I have to cast this spell manually now.

As for the "forever alone" thing? The advice I'm trying to follow now is roughly this: It behooves you to develop the ability to withstand years of loneliness in service of building something "substantial" that will give you confidence, fulfillment, financial security for you and your loved ones, romantic-partnership-options, etc, etc.

#SIR #Asks #Wizard #Wizardry #Spells

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ilovemesomevincentprice · 1 day

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Vincent Price - Laura (1944)

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drama-glob · 1 day

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I love how if you listen during this scene, you can hear Sir Pentious say "Teamwork makes the dream work," only to then add "Yes, I've heard that one!" XD XD XD It so adorable and endearing that he's doing what he can to inspire everyone as well as that he's using a saying that is typically seen as overused, cliché or mainly taught just to children. ^_^<3<3<3<3 (It could be sad in a way too if him using that phrase is indicating stuff like that is all he's got in his book of inspirational words and he hasn't been exposed to really any other encouraging words growing up or even as an adult). :( Still kudos to him for his active involvement in seeing that everyone becomes a finely-tuned team together. ^_^<3<3<3

*Sidenote: Vaggie admittedly seems wary about the cannibal having a knife that close to her, which is understandable. ;)

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coconut530 · 3 days

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HARLAN GUTHRIE JUMPSCARE

#Malevolent #Malevolent Podcast #6 #SIR #OMG #IT’S A WEEK EARLY #I WAS NOT PREPARED #HOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW #WHAT THE HECK ARE WE DOINGGGGGGGG #THEY’RE GONNA BE SO MAD AT EACH OTHER OH NO #AND 13TH CENT. ENGLAND ISN’T GONNA HELP #I’M SO SCAREDDDDDDDDDD #OH WELL #SEE YOU ALL WHEN I FINISH THIS

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djarinvettel · 24 hours

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i am so sorry for every thinking you couldn’t fly hunter that was one of the sexiest things i’ve ever seen i will never doubt you again

#might’ve been a headcanon but man did he prove me wrong #THOSE MOVES?!?#SIR #do it again #tbb hunter #tbb #the bad batch #star wars

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somethingusefulfromflorida · 2 years

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I hate correcting customers who call me ma'am and miss and honey over the phone, because only about 30 percent of the time do they apologize and start calling me sir, while 70 percent of the time they double down assuming I was trans and continue misgendering me on purpose to show how little respect they have for me as a human being. "Thank you, MISS."

I'm a cis man, for the record.

Whenever I correct someone and they keep it up, I simply refuse service. "Oh, I'm sorry, we're completeley booked up the day you wanted. Yeah, no, we're booked up on your backup dates too. Looks like our next opening isn't until, hmm, mid-November. Oh, but it doesn't have enough beds for your party. We could probably fit you in around New Years, but you'd have to change rooms every day. You might wanna try [more expensive motel] a few blocks north of us, they might have vacancies. Have a good day."

I've been able to dodge what few complaints we've gotten so far because they all tell my boss that they just spoke to a very nasty woman, and she has no idea who they're talking about. "You must have dialed the wrong number, because I'm the only woman here, and I didn't talk to you." That PISSES THEM OFF, and she doesn't understand why they respond with "well we've been staying there for years, but we're never coming back." They think she's protecting me, an afab trans man, and are disgusted by it, but from her perspective they're just crazy people who are complaining about made up bullshit; it doesn't even cross her mind that they're talking about me. Why would it?

My boss is like 70 or 75, and was a Republican until 2016. It's never come up in conversation, but something tells me she wouldn't exactly be a trans ally. I'm in a weird position here, and it's hilarious.

#the customer is always wrong #all customers are bastards #terfs #confused terfs #trans #cis #phone calls #ma'am #miss #sir #southern hospitality #60k 11-28-22

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sirartwork · 1 month

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I wish I had a big dick, like a horse big dick