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stormy-skyzzzzzz · 12 days
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i adore these two.
anyone who says they don’t act like brothers doesn’t know what they’re talking about.
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toseeclearly · 6 months
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YOU, A REGULAR PERSON: Pink Witch King of Angmar
ME, AN INTELLECTUAL: nazgUwU
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anna-scribbles · 3 months
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adrien tell ur mom to leave me alone !
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toxooz · 3 months
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also been thinking abt pooki with his cunty scarf💅
if my next drawing post isnt the comic update take me out back and shoot me like a sick dog
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s-aint-elmo · 4 months
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part 1 of my pining falin agenda aka it was so tragical that falin got benched for the entirety of marcille's little black dress morally bankrupt baddie era and falin thinks so too
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part 2
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kittykatninja321 · 7 months
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Biggest pet peeve in fics that write a remix of Jason and Bruce meeting is when they make Jason super timid and afraid of Bruce. Girl Jason did not hesitate for a second with that tire iron:
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mochasucculent · 5 months
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Wallace my friend Wallace
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certifiablyinsanez · 5 months
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It’s so cute when people think Crowley is suave and sexy and cool. Like, only under the threat of destruction by Satan himself can make this demon say ‘fuck’ apparently. He has a corny ass voicemail. Don’t give him access to a crystal ball and a fez if you don’t want him to start acting goofy. 20% of his personality is being a Plant Mom. The other 80% is being a Wine Aunt. She cosplays Mary Poppins just cuz. She manages to stay “up to style” and is very bad at it somehow. 90% of his existence can be summarized as “Silly Simp”.
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yourcoldcocoa · 4 months
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this is professional influencer-level framing. this is the EXACT spot they needed to take this photograph to make it seem like the gävlebocken has not been decimated by birds.
the angles. the lighting. gävlebocken is about to start doing sponsored posts.
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multongsisig · 16 days
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started this game a few days ago and i think im giong insane
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critterbitter · 3 months
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The kids visit the Virbank Complex during the biyearly magnemite migration!
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Much like thirteen year olds left to their own devices, the nimbasa trio can and will get into shit like raccoons into trash.
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ruenii · 1 year
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Tim, [pointing his staff at the human traffickers]: YOU ARE OUTGUNNED
Jason, [hyping him up]: WHAT?
Tim: OUTMANNED!
Jason: WHAT?!
Tim: OUTNUMBERED OUTPLANNED
Jason: PAY YOUR FUCKING TAXES!
Tim: PUT YOUR GUNS DOWN ON MY COMMAND
Jason: HAND EM OVER!!
Tim: THIS IS HAMILTON MY RIGHT HAND MAN!
Jason, [getting his guns out]: PWO PWO PWO PWO PWO-
Goons: *shaking* what the FUCK are Batman feeding his partners--
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nyxi-pixie · 2 years
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pov anyone in hawkins comes out
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bitchkovsky · 8 months
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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😜 this strain is called “urca de lima” 😳 youll be zonked out of your gourd 
me: yeah whatever -_- i dont feel shit
5 min later: dude i swear i just saw a witch of a puritan woman
my buddy dufresne pacing: captain flint is lying to us
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lotus-pear · 2 months
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if i had a nickel for every single time chuuya called fyodor an anemic son of a bitch i’d have two nickels. which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.
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industrations · 4 months
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What if…remus
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