#SMACKS THE TABLE

[aka-indulgence]

Oighhdg.. more canon adjacent sans thoughts....

Sans is famously really good at dodging. No one can land a hit on him, whether that be attacking, trying to surprise him witu a tap, throwing a ball at him etc.

But when he's around you he lets his guard down so much that you can catch him off guard,,

You go "Sans! Catch!" And toss him a book

He goes "huh" and it hits him right in the face

You apologize to him meanwhile he's completely confused how you managed to get him........

#LET ME LOVE THIS MAN #smacks the table #AAAA #aka thoughts #im having og sans brainrot

[3-aem]

Hello

#jujutsu kaisen #jjk #gojo satoru #last piece before artblock came in and smacked my head into a table

[snoriangray]

the original babygirl

#dr who #eighth doctor #8th doctor #classic who #paul mcgann #LET ME SMACK HIM #i wanna grab his hair and slam his head into a table

[livetogether--diealone]

#*SMACKS THE TABLE* i will be INSANE AND INSUFFERABLE #and i'm dragging everyone with me #something about closing your eyes hugging your rival turned friend and being so content and at peace #lewis hamilton #sebastian vettel #sewis #f1 #jo.edit #japanese gp 2023

[iriswestallenn]

Someone needs to talk to Jeremy Allen White then

Someone should tell Jeremy Allen White to stop having Carmy stare at Syd like that. I don't know what to tell yall! I really do not. You cannot deny the chemistry. You cannot make me believe they didn't purposefully write the MOLLY GORDON (such a good actress not in this though lmao) as a cardboard cutout manic pixie dream of a girlfriend for Carmy. You cannot tell me Carmy and Claire are any sort of endgame just because they were each others childhood crushes. They wrote an ER nurse as if she bakes cookies all day. Why is she always in such a good mood and always there to lift Carmy up? Get this out my face lmao

Carmy thought of Syd while having a panic attack because the thought of her brought him back down. Are you serious? Carmy has a sex scene in the same episode him and Syd are underneath a table just talking and there is more chemistry in that scene- I'm losing my mind. The choreography during the one take table scene is more gentle and romantic than what we saw with him and Claire in that bed- I'm LOSING IT!

I've just seen a lot of tweets and posts that are like "no they need to be platonic. go to netflix for ships like this not the bear" and I'm like huh? Talk to Jeremy Allen White and Ayo then. The little touches on her back he does for NO REASON. Tell them to tone it down cause I'M certainly not seeing anything that isn't there. The characters are communicating better than they were season 1. You know what that is? Growth. Them signing sorry to each other? HELLO??? "I wouldn't even wanna do it without you." I CANNOT BREATHE!!!

Like oh I'm sorry y'all are choosing not to see what's right in front of you lmao a very sad life to live I guess idk. But also who cares? Let people ship what they want and stop trying to talk about platonic ships as if we are not being bombarded with so much fucking tv and film. The platonic ships are out there for you babes, let me have this hot romantic one in peace. Let me do that.

#the bear spoilers #the bear #carmy x syd #carmy x sydney #sydney x carmy #carmen berzatto #sydney amadu #just finished the season and was trying to find some fanfic and fan edits in peace and i was just? #smacked in the face a bit like oouu what? no chemistry? 'clare is perfect for him' WHAAAAT #yall aren't thinking clearly idk lmao #i shipped them season one so let me tell you i have no problem admitting when i'm just seeing things lmao #but this season bby it was all up in our faces #like maybe i wanna see them fuck on carmy's kitchen table maybe THAT'S WHAT I SEE FOR THEM IDK LET ME JUST-

[shitpostingkats]

Just letting everyone know the second all the talented people in the d20 fandom start making fanart of the butter jellies, it is GOING on the dash

#never been more excited to see fanart #*smacks the table* Ochre! Jelly! Pet! #dimension 20 #d20 #fantasy high #d20 fhjy #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #d20 fantasy high #fhjy spoilers

[lovedazai]

playfighting dazai... at first he goes easy on you, esp if you're weak/have no fighting experience, but if you start winning.. he just grabs your wrists out of nowhere n.... n pins you down..... n just stares down at you with a grin on his face... may or may not lead to other things, too (𖦹﹏𖦹)

— 💌

NONNIEE GET BACK HERE OMG ive always imagined a scenario like that with chuuya but this has me DIZZY can u imagine how smiley & smug he is when hes hovering over u like that WHEN HE PINS U DOWN BY UR WRISTS BUT THEN MOVES HIS HANDS TO INTERTWINE W URS & RAISE THEM ABOVE UR HEAD (つ﹏<⸝⸝‬ ) or if he holds both ur wrists in one hand while the other tilts ur chin up cus ur gaze fell down to his lips!!!!!! im giggling imagine if u actually kicked him or something. hes laying there like hes dead

#valentines #signed by 💌 ♡ #dazai love club ⊹ 𓂃 ｡ ‧ ₊ #SAME VIBES AS THE MANGA #WHEN THE WAITRESS SMACKED HIS HEAD AGAINST THE TABLE N HE WAS LIKE ○_○ HEHEHDJDND

[victoriadallonfan]

Victoria and Sveta are out on the town

Random Person: “Holy shit is that Glory Girl!?”

Random Person #2: “Nah, that’s Antares.”

Random Person: “She looks like like Glory Girl. Hang on is there a table nearby?”

Random Person #2: “Why would you- where would we even get a table out here?”

Random Person: “Nevermind, found a dumpster! Hey! Hey Glory Girl!” Starts banging on dumpster “Got a nice dumpster here! Plenty of racists down the block!”

Random Person #2: “What the fuck is wrong with you!?”

Sveta: “What the heck is he doing?”

Victoria (using all her willpower to fight the urge to kick the dumpster): “Justkeepwalkingjustkeepwalkingjustkeepwalking!”

#it’s so funny to me that people do recognize her in story #you know that people pointed at her when she was on tv in Gimel #“’bro no lie that table she smacked evaporated’ #‘we needed dumpster insurance’ #parahumans #wildbow #ward #worm #victoria dallon #ward web serial #antares #glory girl #worm web serial #wardblr #wormblr #sveta karelia #tress

[not-poignant]

I have had to reread flitmouse and efnisien's meeting multiple times - i LOVE them. Efnisien definitely is in over his head

I also love the contrast between Flitmouse in utb and him in utg and how confident and comfortable he feels with Anton. I can't wait to read more about how they get there

It's been great to show how he's grown! Him being happy and still a bit snipppy and fierce, very much still 'himself' but also like...in love and supportive and clearly connected to more than just Anton at Hillview...

Idk, it's enjoyable kind of having the 'still figuring out if he even wants to live' Flitmouse in Underline the Gold and the 'solidly wants to live and is so in love it annoys him often' Flitmouse in Underline the Black. :D

(Meanwhile Faber's life is doing a bit worse right now in Underline the Black compared to where we're at in Underline the Red).

#asks and answers #alois flitmouse #efnisien ap wledig #underline the gold #underline the black #i'm so so happy people are enjoying Flitmouse coming into this story! #*smacks table* it's about damned time we got an omega into this story! #it's called OMEGAverse after all #not ALLTHESEDUMBFUCKINGALPHASverse #administrator gwyn wants this in the queue

[rubberduckyrye]

I just had a thought about how Genshin tells its story, and about the rule of Show and Don't Tell

Because in my last post about how Genshin shows that the Traveler's mind was connected indirectly to Scaramouche during the experimental phase LONG before we even step into Sumeru City, I was also thinking about the interlude quest where Scaramouche erases himself... and I remembered a very important message the game delivers to the player at the end of it.

"Don't trust anything about this world, except for what you see with your own eyes."

That's not a direct quote, but that is the sentiment the quest leaves us on--and I think that if I'm right, then the writers of Genshin are insane and I'm here for it.

Now Genshin players have been complaining a lot about the amount of tell and don't show Genshin has--and it's TRUE, theres a lot of that.

But... what if that's the intention? What if the telling instead of showing is the lie we cannot trust?

We go through hours of dialogue telling us a ton if information about the characters and the world--but that's the genius of the idea. Everyone is an unreliable narrator. They have their own biases and limited insight, but never the whole picture. Never the whole truth.

Like for example: There are NPCs in the world who tell you that it is the Archons who hand out visions. Yet in Ei's dialogue, she states that the Archons don't do that.

There are characters who call the members of the Abyss and Hilichurls monsters, but we know they're cursed humans from Khaenri'ah.

This whole world of Teyvat is lying to the player. Its inhabitants dump false information at the player as unreliable narrators, to the point where it is literally hammering it into your skull, while the truth of the world can only be revealed by your own experiences. What you encounter and see for your self--what this world shows you--is the part where you need to pay attention.

If that is what the writers are intending, and they're deconstructing the very first basic rule of writing in such a way... then color me amazed and impressed.

I won't say this is for certain by a long shot--but if you think about it... it makes a LOT more sense as to why Genshin has such subtle "show" moments and such obvious "tell" moments. Normally inexperienced or just unskilled writers aren't very consistent with their "showing" like Genshin has proven to be--and while I'm not ruling it out completely, Genshin has done Show don't Tell in fantastic ways before.

It makes me think they're using the rule and purposefully breaking that narrative rule to tell their story, one that is filled with lies masking the truth. And even if I'm just reading too much into it and it's not true... idk, the very thought of it is awe inspiring.

#Genshin Impact #analysis #sort of #its more of a narrative analysis #-smacks hands on table- I LOVE ME A WORLD THAT LIES TO YOU #listen above all else the idea is genuis okay??? #even if the idea isn't what is happening in Genshin #the idea of using tell don't show as a means to convey unreliability #verses showing and not telling the reader the truth of the matter #I am Taking Notes

[tswwwit]

dip 🤝 bill

both liking their hair pulled/played with

👍

#answers #Bill ruffles Dipper's hair all the time. But that's condescending and generally leads to an argument #Playing with Dipper's hair is only available when Bill thinks he can get away with it. Can't look *too* sentimental in public #They've still been caught multiple times. Dipper just never commented on it #Dipper has more chances. Mostly when Bill's dropped his head in Dipper's lap and smacking him in the face inevitably leads to more touching #It's also one of the few ways he doesn't feel awkward about initiating gentle touch. Since Bill's basically offering there. #The Cuddling™ is still a recent development and he's not sure where the boundaries are #If these two were better at communicating he would learn that Bill's full-on dived into the decision that nonsexual touch actually rules #Hug that demon Dipper. He'll let you cling to him and nuzzle up against his neck and giggle about it #semi-nsfw: Bill really had to egg Dipper on to full-on pull his hair when he goes down on him #A little pain adds spice!! Yank away sapling it's encouraging AND really hot #Dipper prefers a much lighter touch himself but hey! If Bill's into it he'll go ahead and tug like hell #Bonus fact: Dipper watching Bill bend over to get something under a table or low drawer #Raising an eyebrow at the presented rear end #Then the sudden realization: Wait Bill does this to *him* all the time. They're married. He doesn't just have to stare #He can actually- #The ensuing butt slap made Bill jolt up and smack his head against something. Swearing and surprised. #And Dipper made his escape while Bill was still too engulfed with confusion/amusement/annoyance to take quick revenge #Mission: Success

[emma-d-klutz]

Batman, sipping gatorade from a kitschy tea cup: One of my Robins came out to me recently. Batman: I didn’t say this, of course, but I’m stumped on why they were so apprehensive. Batman: We don’t know any straight people. Batman: [sips his gatorade tea] Batman: It’s possible that’s why. Given the people we know, they may have created an unconscious connection between bisexuality and terrorism. Harley: ....Did you just call me bad representation? 

#batman #harley quinn #tim drake #bruce wayne #incorrect quotes #incorrect batman quotes #he said 'they' so as to not out which Robin #harley smacks his gatorade seeped tea and slutty shortbread cookies off the table for this

[hillerskaroyals]

are we getting wille on the table 👀

#this is at the like 1:57 mark but it’s truly like a half sec so you gotta pause #but it looks like they’re doing the on the table chant #and wille looks jazzed and smacks his hand on the table #so methinks wille is getting on the table #also alex my beloved im glad you’re back 🥺 #young royals #young royals season 2 spoilers #yr s2 spoilers #young royals season 2 #yr s2

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

shy Foul Legacy. you wonder, sometimes, how Childe loves. with how smug and easygoing he is you can only assume that he loves as fiercely as ocean waves, the type of person to laugh and swing you around when asking how your day was. and in some ways, he is, since that's how he greets you everyday when you visit the Bank, a grin on his face and a rarely-seen twinkle in his eye. around you, Childe is loud, boisterous, confident- but only because he's buried how shy he feels when you're near him under the Abyss, within Foul Legacy. when you finally see his other form, all those soft, delicate feelings rise to the surface. the first time you met, Foul Legacy had been scared, scared that you'd think he was a monster. but you, in all your wonderful braveness, had walked up without a second thought. you had called him "beautiful". and before Childe knew it the room felt too warm and he was covering his face with his hands, a blushing, stuttering mess. it's so cute how he looks away when you approach, cheeks warm even with his mask on. how he whines and hides his face behind his claws when you compliment him. how he yelps when your lips brush his forehead, flustered from the way you lightly chuckle. how he ducks his head behind your shoulder when embarrassed, talons still holding your arm because he doesn't want you to go. he always apologizes afterwards, saying he “acted like a fool”. but you simply hum and run your thumb over his cheeks, because you found it sweet, and soon enough Childe finds himself coming to you in either form for soft affections and a respite from needing to act so sure of himself all the time. yes, on the day you met Foul Legacy, you found that the Eleventh Harbinger loved softly, like the lulling tide under the starlit sky.

#genshin impact #childe #tartaglia #gi ajax #foul legacy #foul legacy childe #genshin tartagalia #genshin childe #genshin tartaglia #genshin x reader #childe x reader #*SMACKS TABLE* FLUSTERED FOUL LEGACY FLUSTERED FOUL LEGACY FLUSTERED FO- #him whining and hiding his face and you tugging his hands away and asking why he's hiding from you #like 'you're so beautiful won't you let me see that handsome face of yours?' #because he's still insecure that he's an Abyssal monster #FOUL LEGACY IS PRETTY I SAID IT IT'S TRUE #and sometimes when he just Needs a Moment he'll hide his face in your shoulder!!!! #anywhoooo i gotta sleeeeeep goodniiiiight <33333 #wifi's brainrot #short scenario

[telestoapologist]

eliksni with unique helm designs!

pt 1

#they need to be doing this all the time. smacks table over and over. i will volunteer if they need designers.

[lunarw0rks]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT86n7mRx/

candle painting w your favs!! 🥹🕯️🖌️

price surprises everyone with some enrichment time. board games are out of the question, and so is gambling, because it always ends in fist fighting and work-family dysfunction.

all his ADHD soldiers sticking the tips of their tongues out in focus as they paint the candles, some calming music playing... and he's like "ahh finally some peace and quiet, i'm going to go get a drink—"

soap and gaz are fighting over purple.

#price: *smacks table* this family makes me want to murder people #tf 141 x reader #141 task force #141 headcanons #141 hcs #task force 141 #call of duty #mw2 #task force 141 x reader #john price headcanons #rachel speaks