#SOC

[jeanthebeagle]

Grishaverse/Ketterdam dashboard simulator

🪙 Barrelrat1877 follow

just spilled my drink on a Fierdan's boots and now he's threatening to duel me. Should I call the stadwatch??? I'm lowkey scared.

#guys please help me

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🐦 Dregsconfessionsofficial follow

SUBMISSION: Last night I was walking around the barrel and I saw dirtyhands petting a dog. Like I'm not even joking, no gloves and all. And it was one of those crusty white ones.

#submission #omg I hope he washes his hands??? # those dogs are so crusty

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🌊 tidesofthecanals follow

Final results from 672 votes

♠️ kvasandass follow

Razorgulls stop sending anon hate to op over a poll challenge, level impossible, no glue no borax.

#i hope they get caught for tax fraud

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🐝 thislittlelife follow

A drawing my talented daughter made of Sankta Alina. We pray to her each night 🙏🙏🙏

🐾 magic-tricks follow

46.244.29.14

🍄 thekingofravkaishot follow

hello??? Omg. Why would you dox someone just like that??? This is literally putting them in danger. It's just a sweet mother with her child, who posted a drawing. What is wrong with you.

🏵️ krugebythedozen follow

Op admitted to lying like a year ago about how they don't actually have a kid, but took the post down. It's probably a dime lion trying to troll us like they did in mass when sankta alina died. Also, respectfully, shut up. You posts thirst traps and long drawn out texts on how the king of ravka is "babygirl”. Go get help.

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🤝 theholyhandofghezenofficial follow

To the citizen who spread a highly damaging rumor that we were hosting a petting zoo inside the church, please come to talk to us. You are not in danger, but words will be exchanged. Lots of trouble was caused due to careless behavior.

⚖️ ketterdamfails follow

Womp womp

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🎀 justapigeon follow

Hey guys. Sorry I haven't been able to update my Pekka Rollins x Jan van eck fanfic. I've been searching for my mom for almost a week since she ran away after hearing that you had to get a vaccine for Firepox after the last outbreak. (She believes in praying to the saints.)

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🍪 eatthemerchs follow

I hate all of you. Why is this website making Kaz Brekker a soft boy when he literally MURDERS PEOPLE. No, he won't cry if you hug him. No he doesn't want to pet your dog. He'll take your eye out.

Stop romanticizing crime, all of you are sick.

(I am TIRED of the dog memes. Brekker is a crime boss. Why would any of you think he'd even care about your dog.)

🐾 magic-tricks follow

Your border collie is nice. But your chihuahua barks too much.

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🦂 northerstaverner follow

literally just saw some tall ass guy with a huge gun, a revolver and the brightest outfit l've ever seen, trot past my window??? In broad daylight??? Like oh my god. It felt like looking at a stork who made a wish he was human. His clothes were purple and green. Who wears that. Like, iconic. But still.

🐰 jeepsteristhebestshot follow

But was he handsome

🦂 northerstaverner follow

He was built like a stork.

🐰 jeepsteristhebestshot follow

But was he handsome???

🦂 northerstaverner follow

I'm not answering that... who is this.

🧁sugarandredribbons follow

Op answer

☁️ theweststavesucksass follow

Op we all want to know

🫵 isthisbarrelbossproblematic follow

OP THIS IS AN URGENT MATTER

🫀dmitrithekerchman follow

OPPPPP

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#six of crows #dashboard simulator #fake dashboard #kaz brekker #jesper fahey #inej ghafa #kaz x inej #jan van eck #pekka rollins #ketterdam #nina zenik #matthias helvar #wylan hendriks #wylan van eck #nikolai lantsov #alina starkov #art #grishaverse #the grisha series #crooked kingdom #kaz dirtyhands brekker #the wraith #soc #rule of wolves

[the-witch-of-woods-beyond]

don’t get me wrong i live for the “i would come for you” quote in crooked kingdom, but kanej just have so many good quotes that are just so sad and so wonderful and sometimes funny. like “one minute he made her BLUSH and the next he made her want to commit murder.” and “it was as if once kaz has seen her, he’d understood how to KEEP SEEING HER.” and “i can hear the change in kaz’s breathing when he looks at you . . . it CATCHES every time, like he’s NEVER SEEN YOU BEFORE.” and “that she was LOVELY AND BRAVE and better than anything he deserved. that he was TWISTED, CROOKED, WRONG, but not so broken that he couldn't pull himself together into some semblance of a man FOR HER.” and “but they TRIED. he tried. MAYBE they could try AGAIN.” and “that’s the laugh.” and “what do you WANT, then? . . . but a different reply roared to life inside him, loud, insistent, and unwelcome. YOU, INEJ. YOU.” and “give me a reason to STAY. for all his selfishness and cruelty, kaz was still THE BOY WHO HAD SAVED HER. she wanted to believe he was WORTH SAVING too.”

#grishaverse #shadow and bone #sab #six of crows #soc #inej ghafa #kaz brekker #kanej #they make me want to die inside #but its so heartwarming to know that in the end inej got her freedom and love and kaz could start healing from what had happened to him

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Kaz: They’re my service bees

Inej: Service bees? But they’re not trained? They attack everyone who comes near you

Kaz: They are trained

#they’re doing exactly what they’re meant to #kaz brekker #kazzle dazzle #inej ghafa #soc #soc incorrect quotes #six of crows #six of crows incorrect quotes

[spxrw]

i feel like wylans mom bruh with the amount of drawings I'm doing

#digital art #six of crows #soc #grishaverse #wylan van eck #wylan hendriks

[thesuntomyshadows]

Jesper: How are we going to tell them?

Inej: They’ll be devastated.

Kaz: I’ll find a way.

Little Y/N: Look! I drew a picture of all of us!

Jesper:

Inej:

Kaz: Scribble out the dog.

#six of crows #incorrect grishaverse #incorrect shadow and bone #incorrect six of crows #shadow and bone #grishaverse #grishaverse imagine #incorrect grishaverse quotes #incorrect shadow and bone quotes #incorrect six of crows quotes #incorrect soc #incorrect soc quotes #soc imagine #soc #shadow and bone imagine #shadow and bone reader insert #six of crows imagine #jesper fahey imagine #jesper fahey #kaz brekker #kaz brekker imagine #inej ghafa imagine #inej ghafa

[thejudeduarte]

Some soc memes:

#soc #ck #soc inej #soc jesper #soc matthias #soc memes #crooked kingdom #six of crows duology #six of crows #the crows #kazzle dazzle #soc kanej #soc wesper #soc nina #soc kaz #soc wylan #wylan van eck #jesper fahey #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #matthias helvar #nina zenik #nina x matthias #wylan x jesper #kaz x inej #baz krekker #wylan van sunshine

[kazcreates]

The Crows as Things My Partner Has Said (Pt 1)

Nina: “You’ve got to stop looking in my eyes so much, my boobs are down here”

Matthias: “Pre-marital eye contact??? Ocular fornication??”

Kaz: “I know this is what makes me sexually attractive: my ability to solve rubix cubes” 

Jesper: “Oh it’s a hit list alright, I’m about to hit that, if you know what I mean”

Kaz again: “My options are either say something inappropriate or say something offensive. Would you rather I have picked something offensive?”

(They never say anything that would fit Wylan or Inej smh)

#six of crows headcanons #soc headcanons #soc #six of crows #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #nina zenik #grishaverse #crooked kingdom #kanej #helnik #wesper

[deadfictionalpoet]

i made all the crows in the sims and one time when talking to inej it gave me the option for kaz either to a) FLIRT or b)CALL HIMSELF A CRIMINAL MASTERMIND ........oddly in character

#six of crows #soc #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #kaz six of crows #kaz soc #inej ghafa soc #jesper fahey #grishaverse #shadow and bone #wylan van eck #matthais helvar #also all of kazs outfit options are black suits #even swimwear #nina zenik

[nainz7]

Jesper trying to be funny: So who do you like more Boss, me or Inej?

Kaz: I would literally use you as a human shield to protect Inej

#kaz brekker #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #kaz and jesper #kaz × inej #kaz and inej #six of crows #six of crows duology #soc #soc duology #six of crows incorrect quotes #soc incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #crooked kingdom #grishaverse

[catapparently]

Please drop six of Crows and shadow and bone headcanon requests while I procrastinate writing the fanfiction I promised (or other fandoms too)

#fanfic #six of crows jesper #kaz six of crows #incorrect six of crows #six of crows duology #six of crows #six of crows fanart #soc #crooked kingdom #kaz and inej #kaz headcanons #kaz brekker #kaz rietveld #kazzle dazzle #inej gafha #inej ghafa #kaz brekker x reader #kaz x inej #wylan van sunshine #wylan van eck #helnik #jesper fahey #wylan x jesper #wesper

[wulanvansunshine]

Dorcas: What’s the easiest way to steal a mans wallet?

Regulus: Knife to the throat?

Barty: Gun to the back?

Pandora: Poison in his cup?

James: you’re all horrible

#incorrect quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #marauders #marauders era #the marauders era #slytherin skittles #dorcas meadows #regulus black #barty crouch junior #barty crouch jr #pandora rosier #pandora lovegood #James potter #jegulus #james x regulus #regulus x james #six of crows quotes #six of crows #soc #dead gay wizards #dead gay witches #the marauders

[hauntsthenarrative]

Wylan Van Eck

YEAH I SAID IT. TO ALL OF YOU THAT DID THIS YOU DESERVE NOTHING.

#wylan van eck #wylan hendriks #wylan x jesper #soc wylan #soc #six of crows #grishaverse

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Jesper: If you try to hand Wylan something enclosed in your fist, he is going to think you’re trying to hand him a spider

Jesper: Even if not once in the years you’ve been married have you ever tried to give him a spider, he still assumes youre going to spider him, he never lets his spider-guard down

#getting bugged is a primal fear #wesper #jesper fahey #soc #soc incorrect quotes #six of crows incorrect quotes #six of crows

[randomfandom-3]

hear me out

kaz can cook. Like really. Like gourmet well.

#six of crows #kaz brekker #soC headcannons #headcanon #kaz rietveld #SoC

[thesuntomyshadows]

Jesper: That was one hell of a shot, Y/N. No hesitation.

Y/N: Nope.

Jesper: Shot him right through the hand.

Y/N: Sure did.

Jesper: ...Were you aiming for his hand, Y/N?

Y/N: Shot him right through the hand.

#incorrect six of crows quotes #incorrect shadow and bone quotes #six of crows #shadow and bone imagine #shadow and bone #six of crows imagine #incorrect grishaverse #incorrect soc quotes #incorrect six of crows #soc imagine #incorrect soc #soc #grishaverse imagine #incorrect grishaverse quotes #grishaverse #incorrect shadow and bone #jesper fahey x y/n #jesper fahey x reader #jesper fahey imagine #jesper fahey

[thejudeduarte]

Some more soc memes:

#soc #ck #kaz brekker #inej gafha #matthias helvar #nina zenik #wylan van eck #jesper fahey #wesper #kanej #helnik #soc kaz #soc kanej #kazzle dazzle #baz krekker #kaz x inej #wylan x jesper #nina x matthias #soc nina #soc matthias #soc wylan #soc jesper #soc wesper #six of crows duology #six of crows #crooked kingdom #soc helnik