#SOMEONE ANSWER ME QUICK

[aropride]

sorry for the rant i am reaching a breaking point 👍 (cis person asked me why i dont "just change my name" and seemed baffled when i said i live with my parents. what's not clicking girl draw your own conclusions here.)

#text #WHILE I'M ON THE TOPIC #'why cant you drive' ASIDE FROM THE FACT THAT I WAS HEAVILY DISCOURAGED FROM LEARNING TO DRIVE TIL I WAS 18 #ASIDE FROM THE COST OF DRIVERS ED #ASIDE FROM GETTING A CAR #ASIDE FROM HAVING SOMEONE TO BE THERE WHILE I GET MY HOURS IN OR WHATEVER #LOOK ME IN THE EYES. HOW DO YOU WANT ME TO GET TO DRIVERS ED????? HOW DO YOU WANT ME TO GET THERE???? #I LIVE IN MAINE. WE HAVE NO PUBLIC TRANSPORT. ONE TIME I SPENT $90 UBERING TO CLASS #HOW. DO YOU WANT ME TO GET TO DRIVERS ED. ANSWER QUICK #'just do it online' 'you dont need drivers ed now that ur over 18' I CANNOT PASS ONLINE CLASSES. DO YOU WANT ME TO GO ON THE ROAD LIKE THIS #DO YOU REALLY. you want me to get behind the wheel of a car and freeball it????? because im 21?????? your funeral man #kidding . it's OUR funeral NO ONE is coming out of 'driving freeball' alive #neg

[theflyingfeeling]

I feel like Olli and Aleksi have been very ”private” recently (and that’s fine) but you know I feel like they post a selfie together at least once in every tour but now we got nothing not even a single story from them. But then they instantly like each other’s stuff and seem to hang out

Yesss, and correct me if I'm wrong but even the one (!!) picture of just the two of them from this tour was posted by Niko 😐 No doubt there are many more, but for one reason or another they decided not to share any and that's a damn shame 😔 So yeah, just like you're implying, I don't think it's a case of them avoiding each other or anything like that, rather than them just being sorta low-key about it this time around. There's no denying they're special to each other (as can be seen via thorough analysis on Aleksi's twitch streams hehe) and I'm happy they have each other in their lives, regardless of how much of it they want to share to the public 💕

#next time someone in the band posts on IG remind me to check if olli is also quick to like those or if it's just allu 💕 #blorbo hyperanalysis feels like empirical research at this point 😅 #answered asks #anon asks #ollixallu

[updates-from-po-town]

my sister sent me the message :burger emoji: ,,9,,

whats that mean

oh shit i forgot to pick her up from school

Stubby and Bella are piled in my camper we goin

is this how the youth text now? do i hafta have the younger grunts educate me? by lunala this cant be happening

#quick someone assure me im not old yet #pokeblogging #pokemon irl #pkmn irl #irl pokemon #irl pkmn #team skull #answered asks #detective chronicles

[clitfisto]

ok i guess im posting my dnd opinions today. alignment as a system is so fickle and debated because the average ttrpg player is not somebody who is interested in philosophical theory, let alone an in-depth discussion of morality, so defining both the good/evil and chaotic/lawful spectrums is fucking difficult because NOBODY here is equipped to answer questions like "what is evil?" let alone "what makes a person Inherently Evil or Inherently Good", and the fact that the average dnd group would need to satisfactorily ANSWER those questions in order to rules-lawyer certain spells/items/abilities is absolutely fucking ridiculous

#and thats not even touching on how ridiculous lawful/chaotic is #like i just use it as a legalist/anarchist scale but some other definitions get really fucking esoteric really quick #the most common one ive seen is lawful means having a personal code you use to make decisions while chaotic means not doing that ig #but now youve defined it as having literally any ideology at all which. everything is ideological all the time always. #like am i lawful for being an anarchist? #its an internal code i follow so by popular definition it would make me lawful right? nvm that the code is a rejection of laws as authority #like it just makes no goddamn sense but thats what people come up with when they dont have the mental frameworks to actually discuss this #and someone notices that legality and morality are attached to 2 different axes even though authoritarian society says theyre the same thing #you get answers like ''well clearly lawful doesnt mean literally actually law-abiding because how could the law be evil?'' #its. why the fuck is something so subjective and conceptually advanced still a core mechanic of the worlds most popular ttrpg #it doesnt HELP except for establishing the bare bones of ''your character should have a personality and it should affect their choices''

[throwaway-yandere]

You ever wonder how short human lives are? They have the average life span of maybe a pet to most elves, won't they? Or even less. Looking back, isn't it hard to imagine how hard it must be to move on from someone who only lives for a sliver of your own lifespan?

😋 anon

😋 if this is your attempt to making Elf!Haitham the theme of the blog I ain't doing it HAHAHAHAHAHA

#if you want MY serious answer- then of course. #I've always known how short people's lives are- and for a long time- I was unaffected when loved ones die. There was an “eeasy #step by step process for me before. I was and kind of still am welcoming of death. #and when that one person I cared for was ill- I was also quick to acknowledge that it's probably their time #throughout their last remaining days I just waited that maybe when it happens- they can stopped being tubed- #stop suffering. #When my grandfather passed away- I was more grimly reminded that life is truly short #but instead of that quiet “I told you so. I knew he would pass soon.”— what I felt was pure anguish #To pat your grandfather's head one last time- devoid of life as he laid still #That midnight remains clear as day to me. Life is short. I knew that since the beginning. #I didn't shed as much tears as I had when a friend my age had passed on— because I was comforted with the thought that #they had passed months before the pandemic began— and Covid was seemingly a more painful fate #So yes. #I know how hard it is like to move on from someone who does not share your life span. Who had lived longer than you have and will leave #faster than you— despite your neverending comments about ending it all once you've finished your tertiary education #that you spout since childhood. #So. Well. Yeah!!! I know what it's like HAHAHAH. it's S H I T.

[unknownarmageddon]

wham, daily hozier!!!!!!

yeahh!!!!

#answering asks #chair asks #chair!! #ouhhh god cherry wine kinda slaps actually #i’m only like a minute in but it feels like he’s sitting around a campfire with a guitar singing it it’s so good #open hand or closed fist would be fine….. #i think it’s another that’s too slow for me to listen to as regularly as my usual stuff but i do think it is very good cackles #something about it #AUGH and the birds in the background for some bits i just noticed that #anyway yeah banger #OUH woag the first bit of in the woods somewhere is funky #it’s like slow and plucky and then those quick strummy bits ouh #it’s so like??? tense???? and ominous??? i like it a lot cackles #aughhh;; yeah i love in the woods somewhere actually #im sure there’s like. More to it but #from my first listen it makes me think of someone stumbling running lost in the woods hurt in some way and there’s #some kinda monster pursuing them #which rules i think #augh it’s SO ominous to me i love it #anyway yeah both good ones but in the woods somewhere’s my favorite i think

[helianskies]

turkspa in honor of your latest fic! and also romespa!

it's a tough one, i'm realising, because i'm like 'these ships makes sense to ME' but i have no idea if this works that way haha so i am trying to exercise some self-restraint.

as nations, of course, romespa goes flying out the window, but i'll never get over them either so. consider me compelled. the way a vampire compels a human if you will

turkspa, on the other hand, i feel has some kind of sense to it in ways i can't fully express but that relate both to history and just... who they are. i think sadık and toni bounce off of each other really nicely. they have a warmth about them that only grows when together. rich laughs, rich food, rich experiences. maybe a... holiday together would do them some good ;)

[ og ask game post here! ]

#helia answers #ask game #yeah no i definitely havent established how im actually supposed to be reacting to this graph properly lmao #they ALL compel me they ALL make sense to me #quick someone give me something completely whack to change things up and see if i can hit the lower quadrants mwahahaha #turkspa #romespa

[psn-stalling]

Damn... Murdered by your own little brother... The betrayal...

This is so sad :(((

Betrayal....... I thought I was safe.......... SOB

#QUICK someone give me one of those tear stick thingies so it looks genuine #pkmn irl #rotomblr #rotumblr #pkmn rp #pokemon irl #atlas answers. #the indigo disk arc.

[autistic-shaiapouf]

Beginning to really wonder how much of my financial concern is manufactured and handed to me as opposed to something I'm genuinely concerned by

#bc like. i'm getting by just fine. i don't have anything to be reasonably worried about #but also when i was a kid my father would break down my mother's paycheck and basically explain how broke we were #and that May Have Affected Me Somewhat #as well as just. the way you consistently see the advice to just save! don't get takeout! necessities! and i'm not intent on living like #a monk nor am i intent on being on that grindset for financial gain #it's like i don't intrinsically care but i have so many messages given to me about how i need to care a lot and it puts me in a weird spot #i am simultaneously standing still and moving at mach speeds #i mean right now i just need a safety net while in between jobs; after that i need to save up to move out of state bc the uh #political situation and upcoming presidential election don't seem very sustainable for someone like me anymore #they weren't to begin with but i don't wanna stick around to see how bad it's gonna get #but it's like. okay and then what? save for what? going back to school i guess? idk #i feel like i keep asking myself what i'm trying to accomplish and keep trying to force myself to have answers #here and now when i have to be okay with taking things one step at a time instead of having everything here and now #it's simultaneously fine and terrible and i am holding two conflicting yet equal truths #i feel i may have a clearer head once i leave my current job. i'm trying to look but nothing feels appealing given how #burnt out i already feel. i dread going back into my workplace and i fear it's showing to the patients and i don't want that #i want a month off to rediscover who i am as a person outside of getting yelled at in retail and then pick something back up #could be feasible. genuinely could be. i need to sort out the health insurance aspect but. that's lowkey the plan? #to construct a financial safety net and then slam on the breaks for a while; see if i can strike up a deal with the staff about me #coming in for specific tasks bc we already know i'm quick and efficient with the inventory so i do have a little leverage #you know what. this is getting some of it off my chest and i'm starting to feel confident again lmao #i won't be doing weekends starting either next week or the week after so that's a start! i just think i want everything done right now #bc i'm afraid i won't have the chance again but i will. i definitely will #i just need to let myself get to that point; it's just the immense drain from the register work and the Everything that comes with retail #also having to accept that it's okay to leave this; there's not something wrong with me like. ''not being able to handle it'' or w/e #no mindfulness or detachment could've saved me; it was shit and i'm hitting the bricks and that's all there is to it #i've been thinking a lot about it all lately bc it's what's most prominent in my life rn of course #idk. pondering. introspecting. as i am wont to do #anyways if you've read all this you're a real mvp and i am kissing you on the hand #shai speaks

[buckttommy]

I don't really go here any more but I'm happy to see every day ryliver get closer to their beliza type endgame. Never underestimate the power of halves who can go through a friends to enemies to friends to lovers pipeline ! keep that 3rd eye open!

Okay, first of all, COME BACK NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO LEAVE 👹🔪 haha. Second of all! When I tell you this made me scream laugh this morning omg. You are SO right bestie. I don't know what they're up to these days but I DO know that it has to involve orgasms, making mooney eyes at each other, and planning their future together. You know. Typical workplace behavior. Hehe.

#Bob and Eliza really are THE blueprint my god. #When will I enter my Beliza era with someone #Quick someone help me get famous so I can fall in love with my coworker STAT! #jack answers mail

[thehardkandy]

A thing I really appreciate about my job is idk. The sense of doing something people want but cannot do for themselves. That they ask me a question or provide me a problem/desire and I tell them if or how it can be done. And then I spend my time doing what I have decided upon. It feels good and the feelings last longer than I got at my other jobs, since it was usually only for very small parts

#im not trying to romanticize things too much i make buttons for people to push on a website #but it's so exciting when it's really logically involved and i have not just the immediate needs. but the future #the tradeoffs the good the bad the how quick and dirty should this be done or will it inevitably pay off #to spend the extra time up front #it's a sort of game i play with myself #where i look back at the things i have. the things that made me more problems. or things that had to be done the way i thought was #unnecessary anyway #and so even in just trying to answer the question or provide a solution #i get to feel like im doing it better than the last time someone asked for something #the experience and autonomy is gratifying

[liminalweirdo]

For the first ask game: 65. Tell us about what you’re most looking forward to writing – in your current project, or a future project

65. Tell us about what pure most looking forward to writing — in your current project, or a future project

Thank you for this ask, IIIIIIIIIII am really excited about my next Super Dark Times fic which I'll be starting in the next couple of days!! It's going to take place closer to the film timeline than most of the other fics I've done, so 1995, '96, dealing with a sightly different trajectory of events. I don't want to give too much away, but I've been thinking about it for months, I feel like I'm losing my mind lol. It will be a return to my switching-perspective style which I've really missed. Longing! Bad decisions! Learning to drive! Teenage angst! Anyway I'm stoked.

Thanks for this ask!

#if there's anything anyone would like to see in a future SDT fic you can send me a message and I might write a quick one-shot #if I feel like I could do it justice #that said someone else please please write new sdt fic so I can read it #liminal asks #liminal answers

[tactfulsaboteur]

trying really hard not to say some shit in the teams chat this morning that will get me written up or fired but damn do these mouthbreathing retards make it fucking difficult

#could you two take a quick break from jerking eachother off and answer my fucking simple question #or maybe i can just not run this install and wait for someone to notice nobody fucking gave me the tools to do my job

[gardenerian]

Ian gets all the smooches, he LOVES kissing!

HE LOVES SMOOCHES SO TRUE!

he loves smooches first thing in the morning, he loves them while they're rushing around getting ready, he loves them while they're fixing their coffees, he loves them after they've buckled up their seatbelts, he loves them at red lights, he loves them as they're walking down the sidewalk, he loves them in the grocery store, he loves them over dinner, he loves them in the movie theater, he loves them at the ice cream place, he loves them in his garden, he loves them at the lake, he loves them at the alibi, he loves them on the sofa, he loves them up against the kitchen counter, he loves them before bed, he loves them in the shower, he loves them just because, he loves them after a fight, he loves them before sex during sex after sex, he loves them when he's sad, he loves them when he's so happy, he loves them he loves them he loves them -

#quick someone come give me a smooch #i am all up in arms about smooches #mel answers