#SORRY FOR THIS

[butchhatred]

❌ i regret making that decision

✔️ no cost too great

❌ im so stupid

✔️no mind to think

❌ i have depression

✔️ no will to break

❌ im autistic and cant talk to people

✔️ no voice to cry suffering

#txt #pale king #sorry for this #hollow knight

[mintydoll]

imagine if a girl laid eggs in you and your body physically responded by becoming the perfect incubator. you put fat on super easily to keep temperature up and cushion the eggs better, brain functions slow down to the point where you can barely be considered awake (stress could damage the eggs), your physiology changes to be able to subsist on a diet of primarily her cum, basically a type of hibernation that's semi-permanent. once the eggs are done incubating you don't change back either, not completely, and your mind has been in such a perpetual cum-drunk haze for so many months that all you can think about is getting more eggs inside you asap at any cost

#sorry for this

[beeqisch]

just found out about the gender wage gap *eyes go red*

#its so unfair that u have to pay for pads... *punches wall* kitten.... #his interests are feminism and gym #sorry for this #kinda #my friends supported it that was enough #dick grayson #nightwing #robin #batfam #batfamily #titans #dc #dc comics #art #my art

[egophiliac]

ten minutes into the trip and already Leona's elaborate get-out-of-work-free plan has gone wildly off the rails. off to a great start!

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #tamashina mina #long post #sorry for this #if you look closely you can pinpoint the exact moment i went 'well i'm too committed to stop now' #someday i'm actually gonna listen to that little voice in my head that tells me i can just. not post things. #anyway HEY welcome to midriffs in the afterglow! #i was hoping our New Character might be leona's sister-in-law #i don't remember if it's canon that she's super buff and could break him in half or if i just want it to be canon #(it's canon in my heart) #but you know i'll take kifaji #i'm happy with a smarmy oldster with impeccable eyeshadow and brows i could get lost in #my ultimate hope out of this event is a rhythmic with cheka. fingers crossed. 🤞

[biscuitfacegrey]

my 6th grade self is reeling

#graghargaghsg #sorry for this #grey shut up #grey’s art #this was basically an excuse to fix my hermie design #dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndads s2 #dndads spoilers #dndads hermie #hermie the unworthy #undertale #dndads hermie the unworthy #I forgot his smudgy makeup but I’m not going back to fix it

[introvertedx10]

#funny #lol #funny post #lolol #hilarious #comedy #so true #executive dysfunction #oh god #sorry for this

[misc-obeyme]

I know we all like to think that Solomon probably has a back up plan for making MC immortal, but do you ever consider how he would be if MC just stayed mortal and aged normally?

He notices when they start to get little aches and pains. He sees the streaks of grey that start to show up in their hair. In the blink of an eye, they're using a cane and their entire head is silver - just like his.

You know he would dote on them in their older years. He would make them special canes or walkers. He would make them potions to help with arthritis. He would come up with magical ways to deal with all the inconveniences of their aging body.

He would find ways to help them with their day to day without making them feel like they're too old to be independent.

Solomon would cherish those years. Every day he would have these complicated feelings about it. Yes, he's watching his adorable apprentice, the one he loves, grow old, leading inevitably to their death. But he's also seeing them experience a phase of life that he will never get to. And all the while, they'll still be younger than him by thousands of years.

And I think that for as long as it exists, he would visit MC's grave. Probably yearly, on the anniversary of the day he lost them.

There's been a lot of speculation about that card where he's crying at someone's grave and who that grave belongs to. But what if that grave is ours?

#sorry for this #I'm in a weird mood tonight #questioning a lot of things about life #thinking about death #late night nonsense posting #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me solomon #om solomon #solomon obey me #misc rambles

[nanaslutt]

satosugu angst….. (nsfw)

mdni

….just had a thought of curse user!reader w/ a shape shifting technique and she makes herself look like suguru and seduces Gojo.. and he knows it’s you but you look identical to him, you sound like him, smell like him,

so he fucks you and he knows it’s wrong, is so fucked up and there’s tears streaming down his face as he kisses you and humps his cock into your hole, pretending it’s really Geto, he’s whispering his name through sobs and moans, all while you whisper his back and it sounds just like his voice, for a moment he swears it’s really him,

but his poor fantasy is all broken when you shift back to yourself and smile as you push him off of you after reaching your orgasm and gather your clothes and slide them on, saying something along the lines of “this has been fun” as you leave a dejected and crying Satoru in the hotel room alone to think about what he just did..

#sorry for this #jjk smut #jujutsu kaisen smut #gojo smut #jjk x reader #jjk x y/n #jujutsu kaisen x reader #gojo x reader #gojo satoru #gojo satoru smut #gojo satoru x reader #satosugu x reader #satosugu #satosugu smut #geto suguru drabble #getou suguru smut

[gracerings]

destiel goes canon for the millionth time via secret scripts and the queen is suddenly on her death bed. feels good feels organic

#sorry for this #supernatural #spn #queen elizabeth ii #queen elizabeth

[siliconcat]

its all connected

#splatoon #pearl #marina #agent 4 #agent 8 #lil judd #my art #SORRY FOR THIS #I drew this so so fast I need to go to club

[majorbaby]

insp

#sorry for this #mash

[demon4dilfs]

#sorry for this #les mis #valvert #javert #jean valjean #les miserables 1978

[tokimaeki]

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "Cardcaptor Sakura" 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd💯

me: yeah whatever I don't feel shit

5 minutes later: dude i swear yukito's big appetite isn't just a quirky character trait

my buddy kero, pacing: clow reed is lying to us

#cardcaptor sakura #ccs #cardcaptors #maemae talks #sorry for this

[bignostalgias]

the planet minecraft skin editor is rlly satisfying the niche in my soul left behind by flash dress-up games 😔

png files! maybe these will work it’s 1 am

#dress up games I miss u dress up games…. #most of azaleadolls still functions tho 🥹 #hijack #I guess. I GUESS. how do I tag this #I am So Bad at minecraft #however my friend started a private server and I am having a BLAST #gonna make Astrid nextttttt after I eep #minecraft #rotbtd #rambling #sorry for this

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

A real time descent into madness.

please wear headphones. pleas.e..

Volume warning for the ending btw

Clip source

#ultrakill #i am NOT transcribing this one sorry lads #yeah this one is getting the mature label #guys wear headphones. just wear headphones when listening to anything from this cursed place #ooc posts wont be common this one was just too insane you have to see it #the previous post was most likely a direct result of this rant #video #loud warning #volume warning #ooc post #suggestive #sorry for this

[bewilderedbunny]

Eddie eats you out from the back any chance he gets (Smutty blurb 18+ only)

Cw: fem!reader, oral sex/rimming (f receiving), ass play, spanking, minors dni

Whether you're bent over, on all fours, 69ing or laying flat on your belly, he will drive right in. He loves seeing the curves of your body from such a close and intimate perspective. He'd lap and suckle on your clit until you cry. He'd slip his tongue inside your cunt and fuck you with it, all while his nose rubs against your asshole. If you'd let him, he'd eat that too. Spreading your cheeks wide so he can bury his face in there. He'd lick from your clit up to your ass, back and forth and up and down, making your toes curl. He'd swirl his tongue around your hole, moaning and mentally reminding himself to thank you later for letting him do this. He'd make sure neither of your holes felt left out, using his thumb to massage whichever one he isn't licking. If you manage to look back at him, you'd catch his big beautiful eyes watching you. He'd spank you just to feel you clench and flutter around him. He'd rub and grip onto your thighs and ass while he makes out with your holes. Don't even get me started on if you were to reach back to grab onto his hair and grind yourself onto his face.

#sorry for this #im in wearwolf mode 😞 #i didnt even add any jokes #thats how you know its BAD #eddie munson smut #eddie x reader smut #eddie x you smut