my follower count if I didn't block all the beautiful women that are too shy to post 馃槗
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I always find it funny when straight woman ship themselves with Legolas because, ma'am thats a gay elf
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i鈥檓 glad none of the spotify wrapped requests i鈥檝e gotten were for #7 because um
i love women but not enough to draw a lesbian orgy. sorry
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these porn bots want me so bad
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All of these beautiful trans women online keep asking me if I want to hit it from behind, and I am sorry ladies, but I just want kiss my wife from the front!
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there's always womb for improvement in feminism
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look me in the eyes and tell me this man is straight
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Meanwhile...
Tibby isn鈥檛 so sure she wants to share her house with this weird two-dimensional dog.
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Help...... The sexy Tumblr bots are out to get me
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So Just not together is the new Maybe you should go home then, huh?
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Counting calories again and steadily losing weight
Is it a healthy mindset?
No
Is it working quickly?
Yes
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i鈥檝e got that hospital waiting room swag
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