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featheredadora · 10 months
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little-devil-art · 8 months
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[Your smartest catlover]💚
He almost annihilated Leviathan because you called Satan Lucifer and Levi was only there to help you. But who can truly be mad at Satan in the first place?
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'Harellan'
Solas: Dragon age
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Did Les and Hed know either of their fathers?
Yes, they lived with both actually, and they both refer(red) to both of their fathers as "dad" (well, hed's father was daddy).
They lived with Hed's dad and their mom in a small village/town in the rock kingdom since Les was basically still a baby and till he was around 8 or 9 when their mom died (Hed then being 4 or 5). Soon after that Les ran away and took Hed with him, because Hed's dad was very abusive toward him and it only got worse when Les grew to the height and size of an adult rock troll at around 8 years old. Les had a very hard time growing up in the rock kingdom in general, he was the only mixed genre troll where they lived and no one ever treated him age-appropriate because of his size, even unintentionally. Don't even get me started on the bigotry. :(
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So then Les ran away with Hed to go find his biological dad, because surely his real dad who is also a funk troll like him would like him more. (Somehow they managed to find him with the help of one old photo Les had of him.) It turned out that wasn't the case and Les quickly realized that the funk trolls didn't consider him as one of their own either. But his dad still (reluctantly) decided to take them in if they stayed out of the way. And that's where they grew up and lived (in Vibe City) until not that long before they meet Floyd. It was a very strange and not at all child friendly environment because Les's dad lives in a cramped apartment with a bunch of stoner roommates and with different trolls coming and leaving all the time, so their home was more a hangout den for a bunch of washed up adults than an actual home...
The two rock trolls' first month there; Les was learning how to play the bass and he got super into it and he broke into song which then ended up with a punk rock scream, Hed heard it and started screaming all over the apartment (normal and healthy behavior for many rock troll kids):
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Floyd also had the misfortune of meeting both of them (Les's dad intentionally and Hed's dad by chance). It's an understatement if I say he despises them
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Hello, I really love how you seem to have such a good read on RoR characters! Kinda shy asking this because I swore I read Record of Ragnarok for the action and backstories but it’s hard to contain my simping…. (๑꒪̇⌄꒪̇๑)
May I request some headcanons for Poseidon x a shy but kind human fem!MC? The idea I had in mind was that some thousands of years ago, Aphrodite, annoyed with Poseidon’s indifference to her charms, “cursed” him with a soulmate. This soulmate turned out to be MC who wasn’t even born yet back then. The plot will take place sometime before the actual human vs. gods battles start, so maybe during some preparation period where they’re setting up the stadium and all that? During this period, the human audience had already been “teleported” there (I don’t think they ever elaborated on how the humans all just end up watching the ragnarok) MC is one of these humans and coincidentally happened upon Poseidon during her stay. Of course, the soulmate stuff won’t magically make Poseidon have a complete change on humankind, but I was hoping he’d gradually soften up to her even if he won’t admit it.
As for what kind of soulmate AU, maybe the type where the first words your soulmate says to you is inscribed somewhere on your body? I think it’ll be fun to have her say something to him, he realizes but doesn’t say anything back so she just doesn’t know until much later.
Hopefully this isn’t too detailed or convoluted (๑•́‧̫•̀๑) And thank you so much in advance if you decide to write this! And if it’s not too much to ask, please don’t kill off Poseidon, but I also don’t want Sasaki to die either… maybe Poseidon will choose to forfeit (after fighting at first) because his soulmate is amongst the humans that will be eliminated if gods win? •ू(ᵒ̴̶̷᷄ωᵒ̴̶̷᷅*•ू) )੭ु⁾⁾
THIS REQUEST IS SO CUTE OMG!? I'M MORE THAN HAPPY TO WRITE THIS FOR YOU BUT ALSO, UR SO VALID FOR WANTING NIETHER OF THEM TO DIE, IDK WHY BUT THIS ANIME MAKES ME ATTATCHED TO BOTH THE GODS AND THE HUMANS-
Either way, I hope I did well, this was my first time writing for Poseidon!
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- Consider how vain these two can be sometimes, it's only natural that they would butt heads often but when Poseidon dared to claim that Aphrodite truth wasn't as fair as she claimed herself- no, that she KNEW herself to be- she just couldn't allow this injustice to stand.
- He cherished absolutely nothing, he appreciated absolutely nothing. So she took it upon herself to change that. After all, it was HER who was the Goddess of Love. So she decided to pull a little trick
- Now, lets flashforward (to modern? ancient? Idk, man, heaven time??) and Poseidon has been summoned to his match. A match he felt was pointless but, whatever, who was he to deny his brother?
- Gracing the God's hall and going to his room to prepare and shield himself from sharing the same air as humans; imagine his surprise when he sees you.
- You're pathetic. Skittish, looking around like a confused mutt, and looking as disgusting as the rest of your kind. He knows your human alone and he's offended that you had the AUDACTIY to walk INTO THE AREA WHERE THE GOD'S RESIDE, AND EVEN STAND IN FRONT OF HIS DOOR.
- In reality, you weren't trying to piss anyone off. You had gotten separated from the rest of the humans and accidentally found yourself in a part of the arena you weren't familiar with.
- You were so relieved when you looked and saw another person in the hallway with you! Maybe you could ask them for directions. Poseidon did not know why you were approaching him so casually but he did NOT like it, like, AT ALL.
- Since your soulmates, maybe the reason why you don't feel his threatening aura like other gods and humans do is because some part of you just can't find it in you to fear him. He takes this as a sign of disrespect.
- You do feel anxious, however, he was such an attractive man but he absolutely did not look pleased to see you and you assumed he was just having a bad day.
- "H-Hello, I don't mean to trouble you!" You call out, your voice quiet and filled with uncertainty.
- He narrows his eyes at you, absolutely enraged by the idea of you approaching him so casually. You filthy little worm, he should destroy right-
- But then he takes a look at his wrist, he doesn't know why he does, a subconscious decision perhaps. But he side eyes you...odd, he makes sure to check his wrist. Oh well, he may as well grant you a few seconds of life.
- Then he checks his wrist and sees that the very first words you said to him...were on it. He looks from his wrist to you, who has no idea what's going on and honestly just wanted to find a way out of this big hallway.
- "U-Um, sir? I-I'm sorry, but do you know the way out?"
- He merely narrows his eyes at you before summoning his trident into his hands and thats when you realize; you're standing before a God. He says nothing to you and you instantly want to apologize but before you could, he just points in his trident into the direction he came from.
- You look at him, scared and confused, and he continues to stare at you with cold eyes. When he doesn't say or do anything for a few minutes you finally realized he was pointing the direction out.
- You apologize for the trouble and run like hell, his gaze following you.
- He observes you closely after that, believing this may be some kind of mistake. Thats why he didn't say anything to you, because a part of him was nervous. But he was mostly angry.
- It showed by when he barged into Aphrodite's room to DEMAND her what trickery she had stuped too and to undo it, she just smiles slyly and asks him: "What trickery?~"
- After some frustrating interrogation that goes NOWHERE...he finds himself staring at you quiet often, the mortals all cowering in fear when they feel his divine prescence. Not you, though, you never seem to notice him until you follow their stares and see his cold eyes, staring you down like you were gum under his new shoes.
- It's a very odd exchange, overall. Everyday, he'd show up at the most random of times and causing a stir among everyone else but yourself. Sometimes it'd even be multiple visits a day. Either way it confused you because the matches hadn't even started and already, you had somehow invoked a God's wrath.
- At least, that's what you thought at first until you noticed that he never did anything to really threaten your safety. Yes, watching you was a bit odd, but you find that you aren't really all that nervous about it anymore. Especially since with every visit, you believe that his gaze softens when they're set upon you.
- He kept his distance at first but then, once you started to take notice of him, you'd offer him to sit next to you as you sat in the beautiful fields that surrounded the arena or would be reading in one of the vast nearby libraries. Originally he would just walk away and as time went on he slowly began to warm up to you.
- Like a cat. tbh.
- He couldn't help it, at least, it FELT like he couldn't help it. He didn't know if it was your bond as soulmates, the unyielding kindness that he originally saw as foolish and niave, or overall just your quiet nature until you saw your friends.
- Either way, the more he began to see you, the more he could look past your flaws (which was being a human) and start to appreciate the things about you the made you beautiful.
- Don't get me wrong, he was definetly in denial for the longest time so he would kinda start off with small things. Like it goes from: "Oh, at least they bowed their head to my statue, thats a redeemable quality, at least." to "She is the epitome of perfection♡"
- You wouldn't really ever know that Poseidon's feelings towards you have grown, he hides it very well behind that stoic face that he wears and he hasn't even really spoken to you, yet. He doesn't know why but he feels like...the time isn't right. Despite his growing feelings, he truly isn't ready to accept a human as his soulmate yet.
- You just assumed he didn't talk much so you never pushed him too. Yeah, it mightve been a bit awkward at first but you appreciated his prescence, it brought you a new sense of comfort and peace that you never felt, not even when you were alive.
- When you made flower crowns in the gardens, you'd ask if you could decorate his trident for him and he gave you a deadpan stare before nodding his head in approval. He'd silently gesture you to follow him and show you a private pool whenever a say seemed a bit too hot for you and watch as you played in it, a soft smile growing on his face.
- He would even feel a bit of anger when he was with his fellow gods, listening to them generalize their hatred towards humanity. Usually Poseidon would join them but he couldn't bring himself too. After all, humanity was pesky and troublesome but some of them weren't that bad.
- They could be sweet, they could be unfailingly kindhearted and empathetic...They could be you. So he'd just glare distastefully but never say anything, but he didn't need to as everyone slowly stopped talking after sensing they somehow upset him.
- He spent a lot of his time with you during the days that led up to his match, you were unsure of who to root for; since it's true that humanity would be wiped out if the God's continued to win but at the same time, you didn't want to see Poseidon get hurt.
- He picked you out from the crowd immediately and made eye contact with you, not even acknowledging his opponent as he stepped into the ring.
- Did he still look down on humanity? Yes. But...he supposed there were some good aspects to it. Good aspects like you.
- As the mythical creatures and gods from his side cheered him on, shouting insults towards the humans, and telling him to destroy them like the ants they were: his eyes were locked on your (e/c) eyes before he finally made a decision. Internally, he had just lost a battle within himself in that moment...but he wasn't upset about it.
- So he interrupts Heimdall's introduction speeches as he addresses the whole crowd, "I FORFIET THIS MATCH!"
- Shock and bafflement was all that could be heard from both sides of the arena. They couldn't have possibly heard him right, though, after all: He was Poseidon, the beautiful God of the Sea, there was no way he would just-
- Then he looked at you and your heart leapt at hearing his voice for the first time. His eyes became gentle as they stared into yours, "I will fight for humanity. For some of you are worthy yet."
- You didn't respond for a bit, not noticing how the words "I will fight for humanity" appeared on your wrist, but he did. And he knew that even if Aphrodite had "cursed" him, that it truly didn't bother him. You were made for him. His perfect mortal♡
- This was only proven when you broke out of your shocked trance faster than anyone and cheered his name happily, your shyness lost as you joyfully cheered his name, causing him to visibly smile in front of everyone.
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inchidentally · 2 months
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makes me so fond that Lando somehow felt a little guilty/awkward about visiting his former teammate of 2 yrs/friend of 3 yrs for one day in Australia but not being able to visit his teammate of just one year (Oscar had already left Oz) so he keeps turning to Oscar to explain himself idk it's just sweet that he's already that considerate of basically a new guy in his life <3
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mazojo · 11 months
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Anyways XO Kitty love interests summarized
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Braindead au where they are both adults and married.
Danny deals with the burdens of being a house husband and the only Capable Adult (tm) in the family after Alfred passed away. May he rest in peace.
Since they never hired another butler no one can replace Alfred Danny decided to fill the roll. At first it was hard, feeling a bit silly not working a normal job, but he soon realized this was a lot harder than any job he's had before. Ancients, he loves cooking and baking and especially loves caring for Tim, bit this...was a lot.
Not to mention the harpies that flirt with Tim and the others trying to get access to the Wayne fortune. Usually someone flirting with his significant other didn't bother him, he wasn't the jealous type. He trusted Tim but he always looks so uncomfortable when they refused to take a hint. And what sort of husband would he be if he didn't rescue his beloved?
There were also a bunch of supernatural creatures in Gotham just casually going about thier lives in peace. Danny liked chatting with them sometimes. They knew he was some sort of supernatural being, but not what. He planned to keep it that way.
Sometimes his own former rogues gallery would pop in to hang out with him and catch up while he's meal prepping or cleaning. They usually did something nice for him- Ember would recommend musical instruments for Nightwing and Starfires daughter, Technus would ghost proof or upgrade tech (which Tim loved) Princess Dora liked to help him clean and meal prep while they chatted, ect- but they would always cause just a tiny amount of chaos before leaving.
His former ghostly enemies were nothing compared to his new living ones. Erica, the stay at home mom and wife of some high up person in Gothams elites had it out for him personally for some reason. Appearently she had been trying to set each of her kids up with one of the Waynes for years. Her bratty daughter Vexi had had a crush on Tim for a long long time but it was never reciprocated.
Long story short? Dannys life had turned into a supernatural semi-soap opera.
At least he managed to accidentally reform the riddler. Nigma was great company and he loved the riddles and jokes he would tell. Plus the puns.
Tim wasn't comfortable with it at first, but as life went on he befriended more and more of Gothams baddies and reformed them (mostly by accident mind you) to the point it became noticeable to the public.
And the Joker.
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ziggyyyystardust · 4 months
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Extremely unpopular opinion but I know in my heart that Padmé Amidala would be awful parents to Luke and Leia. Padmé would refuse to talk to the children when they’re upset and the less said about Anakin ‘youngling slayer, hand cutter, “but the women and the children too” Skywalker the better tbh
I think it’s weird that people are convinced they would be the worlds best parents with the healthiest relationship, I’ve seen a lot of posts saying that Leia and Anakin would be super close when like.. Leia was a rebel and a feminist, in what way would Leia and fascist fanboy be bffs. I’ve seen the same that Padmé and Luke would wear matching outfits and gossip and all, but that’s not fitting with Luke’s character at all? Idk every time I see Luke in those family fics he’s infantilised to all hell - even besides that children aren’t copy’s of their parents, they have their own autonomy and personality.
Realistically Padmé and Anakin are far, far to obsessive over each other to give their children a healthy upbringing, Anakin choked Padmé (while pregnant) out of anger which makes me think abt what exactly he’d do if angry with the kids or Padmé? Like he cut off Luke’s hand, it definitely doesn’t bode well
^^Edit: looking back on this now abt Padmé being “alright with it” that wasn’t the case, sorry abt that one guys
I honestly believe that had she had lived long enough she would’ve tried to raise the children with Vader. Anakin never really seemed to care that much over the kids (I believe because it was a realisation that they couldn’t keep their affair hidden any longer and he would have to choose between being a father/husband or a Jedi) and I couldn’t imagine he’d be alright with Padmé having to give a lot of attention to the kids instead of him.
Ultimately Owen/Beru and Bail/Breha were the best options for raising the children seeing as the Jedi order was out of the question. The reason Luke and Leia turned out to be healthy, well adjusted adults is because of their respective adoptive parents (Aunt/uncle), not because of “to be angry is to be human” amidala and alderaan destroyer 2000 Skywalker
Sidenote: throughout RotS Padmé and Anakin barely even trust each other💀💀 how are 2 people who can’t trust one another supposed to raise kids cmon now
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aroace-polyshow · 21 days
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ngl i dont think image ids are something you should be making into a silly little joke
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thwackk · 1 year
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mayb i’ll post my boosters here too
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sorrelpaws · 11 months
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the codependency is mutual btw pr*ship dni
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itslikeaspaceship · 1 year
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When Ellie found out that kids used to go to camp every summer, it was a bit of a shock to her system.
She couldn’t even begin to rationalize why they would want to leave home for weeks at a time without ever seeing their parents. The mere thought of being gone from Joel for more then a day made her want to vomit, nonetheless an entire week.
Sure they were “codependent” but she really didn’t give a shit, that was her Joel and Joel would never make her-
“WHAT?!”
Joel sighed, fingers pressing down on the bridge of his nose. “Ellie.”
“No, absolutely not.” Exasperated, she tossed down her backpack, standing frozen at the open door as she stared at Joel.
He’d been informed earlier today that each kid was going to have to choose a day camp to do over the summer. It would just be a couple hours during the day at some shop in the commune, and it was only for three weeks. They were supposed to be “educational” and “fun”, but Joel figured it was just a way for parents to get their kids off their back, or really parents off the kids back. However Ellie was not like most kids here in Jackson, and so the idea of being anywhere without Joel when she was promised every day with him was to much to handle.
“Joel I am not doing camp.”
“Ellie,” He sighed again.
“No you can’t make me.” She slammed the door shut, shoving her way past Joel and going up the stairs.
“Ellie baby, it’s only for three weeks. And Maria said you can even do it at the stables.” She still didn’t seem interested, but Joel pursued. She deserved the ability to do kid things with other kids, even if that meant she learned to ride and tack up a horse without him.
“No Joel, I don’t want to, please.” She sat down at her window seat, pulling off her flannel and tossing it to the side in what looked like a bout of anger.
And Joel would be the first to admit, he was confused. “Why you fightin me so hard on this? You love the stables, you love Shimmer. I thought you’d like the idea of getting to ride everyday.” He watched her take in a deep breath as she opened her mouth to speak but closed it when tears threatened to spill over.
She wasn’t gonna cry, she didn’t need to cry.
“Baby what’s wrong?”
But Joel’s voice was always so gentle, and he was always so patient, and she just needed him to know that she couldn’t bear going so long without hearing it. “I don’t, ugh-” She went quiet again as tears completely coated her cheeks now. She wasn’t sure when that happened but she felt embarrassed it did.
“Ellie it’s just three weeks, it’s not like I’m just gonna disappear.”
“I know but, it’s three weeks without you.”
Joel’s eyebrows furrowed, fingers gripping the door handle in utter confusion. “Ellie what-” Suddenly it all clicked, and he couldn’t help but let out a chuckle.
“Oh Ellie no, no.” He laughed, walking over and squatting down in front of her. His knees protested every movement but he really didn’t care.
“Why are you laughing Joel, it’s not funny?!” She cried, head falling down on his shoulder.
“Baby,” He said, grabbing her hands. “It’s day camp.”
“Ugh what the fuck is day camp?!” She asked, another sob breaking through. But he couldn’t help but to laugh some more.
“It means you’re only gonna be gone during the day, almost like school. Except instead you’re gonna be down at the stables, learning about all the things they do down there.”
Cries quickly turned to sniffles as she lifted her head up, cheeks flushed red in embarrassment. “Oh.”
“Did you really think I was just gonna ship you off for three weeks? Without even seeing you?”
“Well I-”
Joel rolled his eyes, running his thumbs across her knuckles as he watched her. “Ellie I would never, okay. You understand me?”
“Mmhm.”
“Ellie?”
“Yes,” She said, smiling, “I understand.”
“Good.” He placed a kiss to her forehead as he stood up, taking a seat beside her.
They were silent for a moment, listening to the summer sounds through the cracked window. But something about Ellie’s tense shoulders told him she still wasn’t sure about this whole camp thing. “Hey, if you want, I can come eat lunch with you. Just maybe until you get comfortable enough to do it by yourself. Or with Dina, I think she’s supposed to be doing the stables to.” He watched her face flush again, fingers nervously picking at the fabric of the seat.
“Oh um, really?”
“Mmhm.” He mumbled, running a hand across her head. “You like her huh.”
Ellie went fire truck red, smacking Joel’s arm as she turned away. “No! Shutup, she’s just, she’s cool I guess, I don’t-”
“Right okay, cool. I’ll keep that in mind.”
“Whatever.” Ellie said, laying her head on his shoulder. He placed a kiss to her hair, then another to her temple before allowing himself to relax against her.
“I want you to know kiddo, I was serious about earlier. I’m not ever going anywhere, ever.”
“You promise?” She whispered, arms wrapping around one of his.
“I promise baby girl. To infinity and beyond.”
“Infinity and beyond.” She repeated. “I like that.”
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lifeless-discodancer · 2 months
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Has anyone ever made a "Harry transfers to precint 57" AU? Idk how it would work in canon (Like what happens? Does Kim feels kinda bad leaving Harry alone with this people who kinda hate him and offers him a spot in his precint? Would that mean that the 57 wins the pissing contest? And the 57 gets Martinaise??!!) but i have a few ideas about how that scenario would work post transfer.
●Harry and Kim get partnered up almost immediately. There would be some delays but i don't know if it would be because everyone wants Harry as a partner (He is some sort of cop legend so i would asume some other officers who might be Kim's superiors or equals also have a say on choosing the Can-Oppener as their partner) or because the capitain doesn't want Harry to be partnered with anyone (He did a big mess in Martinaise and he is a big mess in general so i wouldn't be surprised if the capitain wanted him as far from the rest as possible), but eventually Harry and Kim become partners.
●Kim keeps the Kineema. Why would they take it away from him if he isn't going anywhere?
●The caseload in the 57 is much smaller than the 41's. Harry would be considerably more relaxed and that would made quitting drugs easier for him.
●Headcanon Kim's coworkers however you like. Idk if they are assholes or just normal, polite people but what i do know is that nobody is mean to Kim in Harry's watch. (That probably means that Kim has to tell Harry not to punch the people calling him Kimball at least five time a day, it annoys him a little but is also kind of endearing in a fucked up way)
●Things are still fucked up, i mean Harry and Kim are still cops, Harry still doesn't remember anything and Kim is still represed asf, and the seaside view is not changing any of that soon. (But i least they have eachother, in a slightly less stressful enviroment... compared to the 41...)
●Not so serious idea but i firmly believe that Jean, in all of his pathetic might, is finding the time to go all the way to the G.R.I.H and yell at Harry's face. (And he IS dragging Judith and Trant with him)
●To be honest that's kind of it. It would be pretty boring or at least very similar to how it would be if Kim transferred to the 41, the only differences would be that Harry isn't specially know by any of his new coworkers but Kim is, and that any crime you can imagine happening at a building in Jamrock could also be happening at the G.R.I.H. but like in a boat or something of that sort.
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superbellsubways · 1 year
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Coppy ⁉️⁉️
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bloodsbane · 1 year
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fuck it. making a poll for my homies who also commit biting/picking crimes
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