#STAND UP

[shake-cultural]

#azriel #crow #self improvement #stand up #armchair #boku no hero academia #bd/sm master #aes #little space #george weasley x reader

[ongawdclub]

W h o o p i G o l d b e r g

#whoopi goldberg #stand up #film #television #books #melanin #blackgirlmagic

[thoughtportal]

Gentrified food snacks

#tiktok #comedy #stand up comedy #comedians #stand up #jokes #coca cola #snack food #funny #capital vs labor #history

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

#talkin #tik tok #stand up #comedy #texas #5k #10k #15k #20k

[poetry-protest-pornography]

My love @chelebell sent me this, and the whole thing is gold.

My fellow elder millennials/xennials, have this perfect 4 minutes of comedy.

To any gen z-ers who see this, please listen to Iliza, we're with you, but our backs hurt and we're so tired.

#iliza shlesinger #stand up #millennials #comedy

[lets-make-light-now]

To the Fucking USA.

First you kill us Palestinians by arming Israel.

Then you humiliate us by Veto the cease fire.

You create famine and starvation

And now you want to give humanitarian aid by building a port.

Go the fuck back to fairy tale land.

#usa is a terrorist state #usa is israel #usa lies #usa news #usa #fuck israel #fuck usa #fuck western media #free palestine #free gaza #palestine #genocide #i stand with palestine #gaza #end the genocide #israel is a terrorist state #israhell #israel #stand up #speak up

[fluttersharpi]

[Terrible stand up routine]

“So,,..,umm,…I’ve been having.,..a lot..o-of nightmares lately which I-I-is funny b-because.,,..at night.,…IM a .,..n-n-night.,….m-m-ar.,,.” *cries*

#Fluttershy #fluttersharpi #mlp #mlp fim #my little pony #pony #silly horse #stand up #mlp funny #mlp meme #cuz I’m a MARE #another twitter repost

[reality-detective]

* * * News Interruption * * *

#pay attention #educate yourselves #educate yourself #knowledge is power #reeducate yourself #reeducate yourselves #think about it #think for yourselves #think for yourself #do your homework #do some research #do your own research #ask yourself questions #question everything #save humanity #humanity #help others #stand up #say something #do something

[astrobei]

the fact that will byers canonically gets bitches is so hilarious bc the most gorgeous girl you’ve ever seen in your life was playing footsie with him in class but boy was too busy having goo-goo eyes tunnel vision for his best friend halfway across the country

#like sir come on #stand up #this is so ??? #st #byler #/astro posts #stranger things

[fearnesbells]

laura is POSSESSED by imogen temult because that is the face of sapphic wanting. that is LIVE FOOTAGE of me in ninth grade listening to she by dodie about my best friend. everyone who had that formative gay crush that scoured out your insides… this is that.

wow. laura bailey. how does it feel to be possessed by imogen temult.

#critical role #imogen temult #campaign 3 #bells hells #imodna #jackie loves the lesbian witches #the coven of c3 #imogen x laudna #the adventures of a first time critter #I MEAN SERIOUSLY IMOGEN #GET UP GIRL #STAND UP

[ethicsaesthetic]

Thinking about Lestat sending Louis gifts and apologizing for six years and then realizing “no, I pulled this guy by crashing his brother’s funeral I need to be a bitch” so he puts his side-chick’s voice on his love song. And it fucking WORKED.

#goddammit Louis #stand up #interview with the vampire #iwtv #loustat

[thoughtportal]

Happy Lunar New Year!

{primary source}

#tiktok #lunar new year #korean war #moon #stand up comedy #stand up #asia #colonialism #soviet union #imperialism

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

#talkin #tik tok #stand up #comedy #trans jokes

[iftadwascool]

#seinfeld #kramer #uh oh #stand up

[hopelessromanticsavage]

#louis farrakhan #black stories #black tumblr #black beauty #black woman is god #black love #black history #black musicians #protect black men #stand up

[nespolkei]

what are you doing on the floor

#stand up #oop #edward nygma #riddler #silly guy #get up #batman rogues #dc #dc comics #arkham knight #telltale #killing time