#STOP FREEZING

[trans-cuchulainn]

wish abled people would understand fluctuating disabilities more. i told my boss my knee was better today than friday and she's like "I'm glad it's slowly getting better" but it's not Getting Better, it's just having a good day (and tbh it's worse now than it was when I said that) and tomorrow it'll probably be unable to bear my weight again. like. stop thinking of these things as a straight line progression because they're not and I'm tired to having to explain every bad day like it's some bigass new problem when it's just. the nature of these things

#i also wish adobe acrobat would stop freezing on me because it's like the whole reason i came in today #bc i dont have acrobat at home #and it's being so shit I can't actually do any work #painblogging #disability

[starscour]

winter suit jaybird

#dc comics #jason todd #robin #batman #dc fanart #jason todd fanart #my art #you know those issues where jason works with the titans and he’s freezing his legs off? #i think jason deserves a good toasty suit for those cold months!! #also someone pointed out he’s doing the asian squat and i’ll never stop laughing about it

[shower-phantom-ideas]

Danny as Fenton takes a hit that no human boy should survive while in a different city (im going crossover here) and just transforms into phantom and pretends to be all sad that he died. Just for a moment. He then proceeds to kick the baddies ass. Claims he got ghost powers and fucks off. Imagine if Captain America or Batman saw this while failing ti protect him, hell or any hero type. Danny doesn’t think much on it and just goes on with his week. Continues being Fenton of course but what if he runs into whatever hero, but out if costume, saw him do that.

“How are you here? And alive?”

Danny holding a smoothie:”uhhhh I made a miraculous recovery”

He just shrugs it off and goes about his day. It isn’t until he finally gets some sleep later that night that he wakes up in a cold sweat realising he now knows their secret identity. “Oh well it’s neat I guess” starts to go back to sleep only to bolt back up “oh god now they know my secret identity”

Meanwhile said hero is too busy trying to figure out how to help this random kid to even be worried about the fact that they outed themselves. Someone else probably points it out to them and has to explain it twice before it gets thru.

#danny phantom #crossovers #dp x mcu #dpxdc #dp x dc #I like to use batman a lot cause his need to protect these kids probably makes him a little stupid #like imagine him in the batcave looking into fenton now and nightwing comes in starts asking about it #only to have to find out that bruce basically told the kid hes batman #except bruce is tired and worried so he isnt getting it #no B I mean like how does bruce wayne know the kid died. only batman saw it #if you are trying to make some sort of joke it’s not working. now please excuse me I have to figure this out #a sigh and facepalm #B imagine what the kid is gonna think when bruce wayne asks him how he is alive but batman watched him die. #slowly bruce stops typing and leans back from the computer #he freezes #eyes widening #a soft but sharp intake #oh #yea oh B geeze you must be tired if it took this long for you to get ut #bruce with his head in his hands realising he just messed up big time #maybe he should get more sleep after all #as for the mcu I would like to think it was hawkeye or hulk #I like hulk cause it’s also a bruce but I like hawkeye more. guy is very comfort character #clint just kid I saw you die now why don’t you explain that #danny giving him nothing till clints like come on it’s kinda messed up letting me think I let a kid die isnt it. #oh poor me loosing so much sleep watching a young boy become a ghost. I could hardly go on #danny rolls his eyes laying it on a little thick arent we old man #gasp! I will have you know I am only (insert haskeyes age here) #geeze you are waaayyy okder than I thought

[frownyalfred]

Bruce has the “dad voice” and it’s a shock to every resident of the Manor when he uses it

#you know the voice #the dad voice #makes you freeze and stop doing whatever you’re doing #I just hc he almost never raises his voice so #bruce wayne #batman #dc #batfamily #thoughts #Alfred is like 🥹 my boy

[superbellsubways]

autism heaven babey

#dont ask why it freezes and the music stops IDK why it does that when i try recording. the noises work but the music stops lmfao #also the curser is choppy cuz im tapping on the screen. thats intentional #this shit is so cool man #mp4 #sorry for this long ass video

[gummi-ships]

Kingdom Hearts - Phantom

#kingdom hearts #kh1 #phantom #heartless #my gif #this one seems appropriate for halloween #the phantom casts a spell that creates a timer above the head of one of your teammates #you have 12 seconds to cast stop magic on the neverland clock tower to freeze the timer. it's a cool way to utilize the environment #however #if the timer reaches 0 then your teammate is killed immediately and their icon and hp/mp bars are removed from the screen #their heart releases itself from their body and they fall limp #they remain permanently dead until you defeat the phantom as they cannot be revived in any way #pretty unsettling stuff haha #it's a really unique fight and i like that you can't just brute force your way though it. you have to be patient and observant

[little-pondhead]

Bruce was being watched. Again.

He didn’t know where it was coming from, and that was a problem at the moment. He was hosting another gala, intent on putting on the “Bruice Wayne” mask for the public. None of his children were attending, unfortunately, but everything was going okay so far.

Then he kept feeling a cool breeze on the back of his neck. His hairs stood on end, and he shivered randomly. Someone mentioned that he looked cold. But Bruce wasn’t cold. He was Batman! Batman is never bothered by something stupid like the temperature. It just felt like there were multiple pairs of eyes staring at him from all directions.

Bruce tried to catch whoever it was, but when he looked, there was no one there. He even made extra laps around the room, easily slipping between socialites and chatting his way through the crowd. He scanned the tables, checked the stairs, peeked outside, and even snuck at glance at the chandeliers for fuck’s sake! There was nothing. No cameras, no lingering eyes, nothing.

Bruce could feel his heartbeat quicken. There was something in the room. Something dangerous.

Eventually, the source of his anxiety came to him. The gala was small, being in the middle of the off-season for social events. It was a relatively quiet gathering. Still, Bruce flinched when someone tapped his shoulder from behind when he was making another waltz around the room. He turned, and was faced with a boy no older than 16, but no younger than 14. It was hard to tell his age. He wore an ill-fitted navy suit and scuffed dress shoes. His tie was no where to be seen, and the boy had a platter of finger foods balanced in one hand. He hadn’t heard anyone approach at all.

What made Bruce freeze, however, was the fact that the boy looked exactly like the portraits of the young Thomas Wayne that were hanging innocently in the Wayne family home. His crystal blue eyes seemed to glow in the overhead lights as they bore into Bruce. It felt like the boy could see his soul. The air was more chilled than it had been all night, and everything in Bruce’s mind was screaming DANGER!

“Y’know…” Bruce’s breath caught in his throat as the boy spoke. His midwestern accent was heavy, and the boy took a slow moment to polish off a baked feta bite before continuing. “You look like the kinda guy to have a secret basement. The bloody kind. Nice party, though!” With that, the boy disappeared back into the crowd, taking the cold air with him.

Bruce never got out a word.

———

Danny sees all the wandering souls and shades attached to Bruce Wayne, and comes to the obvious conclusion that the billionaire is a serial killer.

#pondhead blurbs #no beta we die like danny #danny phantom #dp x dc #danny fenton #Bruce Wayne #bruce is very unsettled by this literal child #who looks like a carbon copy of his father when he was a kid #Bruce is stuck between fight or flight whenever danny is around #which makes him freeze up cause he doesn’t know what to do #he’s afraid of this child #danny thinks bruce wayne is a serial killer #and then he sees the other Waynes and is like #‘oh it’s all of them’ #‘well I should probably do something about this’ #so he accidentally becomes the newest villain because he’s trying to stop both the Batfam and the Waynes from Situations #he is not aware that Bruce is Batman #they’re both funky and the whole city is messing with his Vibes #he cant catch a break #but also he is an idiot #with no self preservation #like #what’s the etiquette for confronting a serial killer? #compliment his party #obviously #dpxdc

[superiorsturgeon]

Song of Fire and Ice

Pyrrha: *eating chili-spiced Mistrali chicken stir fry* Mmm~! I missed this kind of food from home! Thank you for treating me to lunch, Jaune! It was very thoughtful 😋

Jaune: *dying as his tongue is submerged in capsaicin* …SO…VERY…HOT…🥵

Jaune: Luckily I came prepared!

Jaune: *breaks out emergency blizzard shake* Ahhhhh…sweet relief…! 😭

Pyrrha: Oh, I’ve never tried one of those! May I have a sip, Jaune?

Jaune: *passes the frozen treat*

Pyrrha: *takes a single slurp* AAAAGH!!! My head!! 😫🥶

#rwby #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #arkos #jaune x pyrrha #jaune arc x pyrrha nikos #brain freeze is a plague on society and must be stopped

[guardian-angle22]

TK/Carlos + Touch

↳ 4.18 In Sickness and In Health

#911 lone star #911lsedit #tk/carlos + touch #tarlos #tk strand #carlos reyes #there are more b&w stills in this one than usual i think but i just couldn't stop myself #i needed to freeze too many moments in time #the small smile on carlos' face as he goes to kiss his husband #for me it's the last gif though #the way tk is rubbing his thumb over carlos' hand. it's so soft. #my gifs #queue it up #(i'm going to schedule this and then completely forget about it until i start getting notes i'm sure) #episode: s04e18 in sickness and in health

[thebookshoparoundthecorner]

TV Moments My Computer Paused On That Could Be Memes: Ducktales (2017) Edition

These resurfaced on my computer from when I watched the show for the first time, and some of them were too golden not to post! Enjoy, Ducktales pals!

(also Good Omens friends if you're looking for something wholesome and heartfelt to watch post-s2, David Tennant is MAGNIFICENT as the voice of Scrooge McDuck, the cast is fabulous and hilarious, and the storylines are genuinely incredible, so I definitely recommend checking it out!!)

#not good omens #ducktales #ducktales 2017 #scrooge mcduck #donald duck #huey duck #dewey duck #louie duck #webby vanderquack #goldie o'gilt #launchpad mcquack #the three caballeros #ducktales memes #somehow della didnt make it into these idk why my computer never managed to freeze on her #i guess its because nothing can stop della duck lol #this one goes out to my ducktales mutuals ily

[capn-twitchery]

happy feast of the rose (don't look at the calendar, it's totally still february, i swear)

grace learns that accepting twitch's invite to the ball was a mistake, maybe

(begging you to fullview, veil-less version under the cut bc i like it just as much >:3)

get dipped idiot

#DID IT #i am very happy with how it turned out hehehe i haven't rendered anything in FOREVER #colours are a little dark maybe but i don't want to mess with it any more than i already have xD #fred draws #twitchery #grace #i had to make this smaller like 4 times btw #both to stop clip from freezing and to upload it. f

[faeryfrogs]

in all ways except physical I'm in the halamshiral spa with vivienne

#vivienne #madame de fer #vivienne dragon age #dragon age meme #dragon age inquisition #dragon age #ok i genuinely need to stop shitposting and nap #it's the babybel for me #vivienne would freeze my body solid if she saw this post #this is just my absolute favorite viv moment #faeryfrogs content #I stare lovingly at this screencap every day

[puppypeter]

I want to read about Jamie courting the hell out of Roy, wining and dining him, bringing him coffee in the morning, leaving him pastries on his desk with a sweet post it note, buying him flowers, making him hella flustered and panicky at the lack of control because that's always been Roy's role when dating someone

#he also brings him soup and medicine when he's sick of course #and sometimes he'll carry his bag or the groceries bags #the first time Roy stays over at Jamies and Jamie makes sure he's got ice packs for his knee and the right freeze cream to give him a massa #he'll bump hips with him while walking and look him with those big smiley eyes #he lets Roy borrow his hoodie one day and then proceeds to be unable to stop starting at him cause he loves him so much in his clothes #he wants to do all the domestic shit with Roy #he smiles so big every time they brush their teeth together or go grocery shopping or hold hands in the car #I have this obsession with picturing Roy having a very shitty day with chronic pain and Jamie just finds him curled up on the couch facing #the back of it grimacing in pain wrapped up in a blanket #and he knees on the floor right by his head and wraps his arms around him like one going over Roy side but under Roy's arm then holding his #their hands over Roy's chest #slowly nuzzling his neck giving little temple kisses whispering soothing words #roy jamie #royjamie #jamieroy #jamie x roy #roy x jamie

[salemoleander]

Joel is lounging around on Potato Pier, evening darkening to purple as Jimmy and Grian argue about something stupid in the background. He dips a hand in and out of the water elevator, in and out, and again; and after every splash he's seeing the same numbers.

"Time's stopped," Joel says absently. The lulling noise of the background conversation grinds to a halt.

"Sorry, what?" Jimmy asks.

"I said, the blimming-" Joel realizes what he's saying as he says it, snapped from dreamy to alert in a moment. Grian's head whips up.

Jimmy looks down at his own arm. "The time's stopped. The time has stopped? Grian?"

Already reaching for his comm, Grian says with a forcedly casual tone, "No it hasn't."

Then he blanches, eyes flicking over the screen.

"WHAT."

Joel snorts and looks out over the map. No one is noticeably freaking out yet- the only group he can see out and about this late in the day is the Clockers, busy fixing up the cliff face on their side of the No-Man's-Land with Pearl and BigB. He watches as Bdubs falls in the chicken pit for the umpteenth time. Joel snickers.

He looks up, and catches sight of Grian's expression. He stops snickering.

--------------------

"What do you MEAN," Cleo yells, "that the clocks have stopped?" One of their arms is looped firmly around Scar's shoulders, which seems prudent given his tendency to wander off and either explode or kill whoever he bumps into. He still looks slightly singed from earlier, giving an overall impression of a puppy that cannot be left alone with electric cords.

Slumped against a rough stone wall reloading a crossbow, Joel scoffs. "What do you bloody well think it means?"

"HEY," Bdubs exclaims, "Don't talk to-" Aaand he's in the horse pit.

"It's fine Bdubs." Cleo rolls her eyes. "My fault. What I meant to ask is, why are you-" she points to Grian, who squawks, "-telling us about it? Why aren't you just fixing it?"

"Well he can't, can he?" Jimmy pipes up from his seat at the dining table. "Else he would. He's in here with us, though."

Cleo doesn't stop staring at Grian, and boy is Joel glad he's not Grian right now. Both because being himself is obviously the best option always, and because an angry Cleo is a very scary Cleo.

Reluctantly, slowly, Grian nods. "I can't fix it."

No one says anything.

The dripping from the ceiling to the floor makes Joel think someone really ought to fix up the roof. They'll have the time for it, he reckons. Then Joel remembers that the Bad Boys had, in fact, bombed the clocktower not an hour before, and decides now is really not the time to mention it.

Finally: "I really can't. It's not-" Grian sighs. "I set this thing up. It can run just fine on autopilot, pretty much. If I were on the outside as an admin-" he grimaces, "...like I should be, it wouldn't be an issue. But it's like the pilot is locked inside the bathroom while the plane-" Grian stops talking.

"Crashes? While it crashes." Cleo sounds displeased. Joel starts drafting an obituary. Bdubs has clambered up from the horse pit by now and is sitting on the edge of it, nervously messing with a janky old pocket watch.

"I would really prefer not to be stuck in an airplane bathroom forever," Scar says forlornly.

"Oh for goodness' sake," Joel says. "There has to be someone on this server who can fix this. Grian can't be the first idiot who's ever done something this stupid."

"I'll take that bet," Bdubs mutters darkly. Cleo shoots him a look, and he raises both hands and scoots forward to disappear down into the horse pit again.

Cleo pinches the bridge of their nose. "Alright, let's go find out if someone else on this server has already been a bigger idiot than Grian."

(Part 1)

#limited life #24lsmp #limited life fic #life series fic #joel #grian #jimmy #cleo #bdubs #scar #salem tag #i will probably write more bc im having fun thus the part label at the bottom! #will link future updates if they occur #also i know they freeze time between sessions and during break. ignore that #having a lot of fun making myself write different povs! #stopped clock au

[spielzeugkaiser]

Bear Jask's first Christmas as a witcher?

[MASTERPOST] - There is no Christmas in the witcher universe but Jaskier basically tries to stay up so santa will take him home :')

Also Bearwitcher Quartermaster! He was also kind to Ciri (way later).

#30 minutes christmas prompts #bear!jaskier #the witcher #witcher!jaskier #jaskier #not me thinking about the old ones being kind to the trainees now and then - in their own blunt way #jaskier being told his parents don't want him being percieved as a kind thing #training them and feeding them but also letting them die and freeze to death like! vesemir did that too! #god i need to stop about little Jaskier and little geralt that hits me right in the feels #also the quartermaster bear should be waaay younger for it to match later but I forgot : #:') #because Jaskier is not that young either 👀

[prideprejudce]

how many more joker movies do we need before hollywood has effectively beaten us to death with it

#we've had like four jokers since the dark knight came out and its time to STOP #there should be a petition for no more batman and joker movies #i want mr freeze and poison ivy or anyone else besides the joker for the 100th time #not a movie for the literal worst and most abusive dc pairing out there (joker/harley) #even if it is lady gaga