Had a dream nightmare that Sesame street was on TV, but since I hadn't seen it since I was a kid Elmo had aged and was now referred to by other characters as "Adult Elmo".
It was very clearly just Elmo's tiny head sewn onto a red version of big bird's body and he didn't smile anymore.
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medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar
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AITA for not telling my son we know he’s queer. I 40s(m) and my wife 40s(f) have a 17 (m) son lately he’s been sneaking around and keeps almost starting to come out and then backing out or getting interrupted. It’s exhausting and I think we should just tell him we know but I’m not sure that’s the best course of action? I worry it might come off wrong.the worst part is his grades have been slipping and if he’s sneaking around with a boyfriend that might be what was causing it? I don’t care if he has a boyfriend I just want him to succeed.
EDIT: nvm he’s Spider-Man
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who let peepaw have access to the internet 🤣🤣🤣
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Call me all the worst names while you fuck me just to see which one makes my cunt clench the hardest around your dick
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I think the reason conservatives hate environmentalism so much is that all the terminology is too friendly and lame sounding to take seriously. I purpose we change the following terms to get these people on our side.
Solar powered -> Plasma charged
Wind power -> Vortex energy
Electric vehicle -> Lightning machine
Renewable resource -> Infinity asset
Greenhouse gasses -> Death Clouds
Global warming -> Property devaluation
Environmentalists -> Wilderness cops
For example, saying you're a wilderness cop that drives a lightning machine powered by infinity assets to reduce death clouds and increase your property value sounds 100x more macho than the alternative.
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Season two of TMA is ridiculous. It's basically just:
Found Martin's notebook. He's written "Mr. Martin Sims" several times on every page. Clearly he's planning to kill me and take my identity
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