#Saffron Peréz

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Blake: I have an idea!

Saffron: We're not killing anyone

Blake: I no longer have an idea

#blake blaireau #saffron peréz #elements

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Blake: Everyone knows that Santa is an invention designed by the big five corporations to sell tinsel and video games to an unsuspecting public

Saffron: The whole “childhood wonder” stage just blew right past you, didn’t it?

#blake blaireau #saffron peréz #elements

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Sara: Which country has the most birds?

Alex: Portu-geese

Saffron: That’s a language

Blake: Portu-gall?

Saffron: Nice recovery

Nicco: Don’t you mean re-dove-ery?

*an hour later*

Blake: Turkey. How did we miss Turkey?

#Elements #incorrect quotes #Sara Peréz #Alex Stone #Saffron Peréz #Blake Blaireau #Nicco Miller

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Blake: Olive oil is made from olives, right?

Saffron: Yeah…

Blake: Then, baby oil-

Emily: Do not finish that sentence

#elements #blake blaireau #saffron peréz #emily ratana #chaos siblings

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Emergency Service: You have contacted the emergency services. How may we help you?

Blake: Uhm, hello?

Emergency Service: What have you done now, Blake?

Blake, to Saffron: You call next time. They’re starting to recognize my voice

#Elements #incorrect quotes #Blake Blaireau #Saffron Peréz #chaos siblings

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Nicco: *Gasp*

Blake: What?

Nicco: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?

Blake: *inhales*

Emily, in another room with Saffron: Why can I hear screeching?

#elements #nicco miller #blake blaireau #emily ratana #saffron peréz

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Alex: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?

Nicco: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies

Zillah: Socks are Feetie Heaties

Jamie: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties

Blake: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies

Saffron: Stamps are Lickie Stickies

Shane: I hate you children so much

#elements #alex stone #nicco miller #Zillah Morris #blake blaireau #saffron peréz #shane merlo #jamie miller

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Shane: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me?? How did you even get here so fast?

Blake: Several traffic violations

Sara: Three counts of resisting arrest

Emily: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks

Saffron: We only stopped ONCE to pee

Alex: Also, that’s not our car

#elements #shane merlo #blake blaireau #sara pérez #emily ratana #saffron peréz #alex stone

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Blake: Are you ever going to stop trying to make me into a better person?

Saffron, smiling: It's not likely

#Elements #incorrect quotes #Blake Blaireau #Saffron Peréz

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Saffron: So... you want to talk about your feelings?

Blake: I don't. I just want to yell

#Elements #incorrect quotes #Saffron Peréz #Blake Blaireau

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Saffron: Are you insane?

Blake: No. Maybe a little. Feels good

#Elements #incorrect quotes #Saffron Peréz #Blake Blaireau

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Blake: Wow what a week, huh?

Saffron: Blake, it’s Tuesday. Are you okay…?

#Elements #incorrect quotes #Blake Blaireau #Saffron Peréz #Chaos Siblings

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Emily: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous

Alex: What if it bites me and it dies?

Blake: Then you’re poisonous, you idiot!

Saffron: What if it bites itself and I die?

Blake: That’s voodoo

Sara: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Emily: That’s corralation, not causation

Shane: What if we bite eachother, and neither of us die?

Blake: That’s kinky

#Elements #incorrect quotes #Emily Ratana #Alex Stone #Blake Blaireau #Saffron Peréz #Sara Peréz #Shane Merlo

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Saffron: You’ll never get a wife if you keep being so sarcastic

Shane: All right, no wife then

Saffron: You are getting a wife!

Blake: Aren’t you guys already married?

#Elements #incorrect quotes #Saffron Peréz #Shane Merlo #Blake Blaireau #Wind Emote

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Saffron: I can be dark and brooding too... GUYS, look! A rainbow!

#Elements #incorrect quotes #Saffron Peréz

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Saffron: How... Just how many chocolates did you eat?

Blake, lying on a bed of wrappers: This isn't the time to talk about my failings as a person

#Elements #incorrect quotes #Saffron Peréz #Blake Blaireau #Chaos Siblings