Absolutely cackling at the “best OFMD ship (voter fraud encouraged)” poll results.
I swear the entire thread is gold.
Good job evil!Stede and evil!Ed!
OP including an edit for basically every single placing is also great.
I hadn’t known this was a thing people shipped but it makes sense.
I did actually vote for this one, for all the good my single normal, non-bot vote did here!
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God, I love BellHands. This ship does not exist. Sam is not in this show. He will probably never be in this show. If he is, he probably won’t look like Jemaine Clement or Matt Berry or Rahul Kohli or any of our fanart. He almost definitely won’t be Izzy’s long-lost husband or newfound love or childhood friend or old rival. There is absolutely no basis for any of this. There are novel-length fanfics. There are common tropes and shared fanon. There are three pages on AO3. That’s more than there are for Izzy with some canon characters. This ship does not exist. This is a shared fever dream. This is our OTP.
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as much as I love freaky toxic unhealthy divorcecore Edizzy, deep down, I love wholesome soft unconditional love Bellhands more. Alas, Sam Bellamy is NOT EVEN IN THE SHOW
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when will someone pick izzy up bridal style and spin him around? hm?
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There's no reason we can't have Sam Bellamy all up in this bitch.
Imagine it.
Stede was once the rich pretty boy pirate. But he left all that behind.
Ed was once dating the rich pretty boy pirate, *who is just a pirate now.
And now it's Izzy dating the super hot, super rich, pretty pirate.
Hell, make him younger than Ed too.
Stede/Ed have to deal with not having money.
Meanwhile Izzy takes the crew out on the town "get whatever the fuck you like, Sam's got the bill"
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In my heart, Izzy is making out with someone every time he's offscreen
This is of course how he got Spanish Jackie and Calico Jack on board for the Big Breakup Plan
But also like in general. Just for fun
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IMAGINE If they bring Sam Bellamy, a pirate of legend who should have died during a shipwreck who miraculously survived his trip, in s3 of OFMD?
Show that he is essentially a ghost coming back to life, a dead man walking now with the upper hand, living each day like it's his last?
-AND IZZY REMAINS DEAD-
I would just scream.
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Still cannot stop thinking about Izzy's wrist tattoo and until Con or someone else tells us what name was on it I will continue my Izzy Hands/Sam Bellamy agenda idc idc
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Another Bellhands before I disappear to play BG3 this weekend. Izzy is wearing Sam's shirt in the second pic. Sam likes it when his first mate-husband is wearing his clothes
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A scene from The Dense and The Desperate by @rabidweezul that FUCKED ME UP
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how bout one where the crew is all hanging out and ed wants izzy to be more included but he can't just demand izzy include himself because that really just won't work even if izzy does his best, so he rushes through thinking up something that only izzy can talk about at any length and he says, "hey, d'you remember sam bellamy?"
and izzy says. "i'm sorry. did you just ask me if i remember my ex matelot?"
and ed jackknifes up from where he was laying with his head in stede's lap and says, "your WHAT?!"
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Wow I can't believe Sam made an appearance in the end, good thing Izzy has someone to stay with while the crew is figuring out their future plans
Day 3 of ofmd fluffvember "Fancy meeting you here"
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I just want Izzy to feel safe with someone. I want him to be held, to be loved, to be appreciated. I want someone to tell him he makes them happy. I want him to be chosen, just him, specifically him, just like he is, again and again and again. I want him to have what he’s given so freely for years. I want someone to see him, see all the places where he’s torn off pieces of himself for someone else’s sake and fill them up with little pieces of their own.
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Rahul Kohli as Izzy’s thought to be dead husband Sam Bellamy season 2 pls and thank u
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