my dog just farted i hate him im gonna kms

im starting to think some of yall forget the jjk kids are 15/16 🤔🤔

I meant to buy raspberry sweet tea but got my wires crossed and bought unsweetened black tea instead.

BL viewers 10 years ago: uwu baby gays if u ship this u are an ally

BL viewers now: that's toxic! I'm glad there's no sex sex is bad! Where ARE WOMEN?!

i feel like rory in that s3 episode of gilmore girls where she calls jess on a payphone and yells at him and says shes not going to be that girl . me bc i am that girl

another day, another fruitless 2am conversation in the living room with my mom where i try to convince her to like, be my mother again

i've always been like "I don't like britt baker. don't know why. she does so good on the mic??? but I just don't. she immediately makes me mad for no reason. I don't understand. I want to like her." then as I sit here nursing my horrible toothache I've had for a while and wanting to die due to the fact that I know I can't hold off on going to the dentist anymore and I've avoided them for like the last half of my life because they are one of my top 3 fears I realize oh my god it's because she's a dentist

i feel like my most used phrase when talking to mika or alia is WHAT??????

I guess you can put a suit on an undergrounder but that doesn’t make him a desk

.....sketchy this is called psychological harassment

snowfall today but more importantly: little pal was here :)

mika maddie hater era

what was it

i just want you to know that aki is a minor and your url being ‘akionlyfans’ implies that he participates in sex work. this is unacceptable, you’re sexualizing a minor. delete this or my lawyers will contact you.

im sorry 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Please don't involve your lawyers 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 i will give you my first born 😭😭😭😭

when your house has mice running around for months and the landlord actively chooses to ignore the problem, even after being reported to the city 3 separate times 🙄

people barge into my room like they rule my house and catch me jamming my hips to a punk rock like they have a right to see me like that, YOU have none!

You know what? Them scoring right after that makes sense.

so sad how media can be ruined for you just because the people who stan it are so fucking annoying

Me cycling through the same 4 apps