#Sasscup

[imlyfie]

Lyf : HICCSTRID HEADCANONS pt.2

BadassSassCup+ BadassSassStrid

Imagine :

*Dragon Riders in battle on hunter ship*

*camera pans to Hiccstrid*

*Astrid sparring with a hunter on the plank of the ship*

*Hiccup taking out the support ships and swerves to Astrid* : Astrid Knock 'em down!

*Astrid roundhouse kicks the hunter off*

*Hivcup casually carrying the unconscious hunter by the collar looking unimpressed* : When I told you to knock him down I meant knock him unconscious. Not off the ship!

*Astrid stretches her arms cracking her fingers whistling for Stormfly, semirking at her man* : you did knock him out In the end didnt you?

*Hiccup drops the hunter on the deck crossing his arms raising an eyebrow at her*: whaddya think?

Astrid: I win

I think if the rating was upped to PG /PG13 and the episode were a bit longer like 30m/episodes we would have gotten so much missed out content of our riders just being badass, seeing actual whoooumps, and a legit Hiccstrid make-out or two [like the closest we got was the Mi Amore Wing and KoD pt2 snippet]. Like they are 18-20 and unsupervised. The creators had the perfect opportunity to unleash the gang battle dynamics even more. Gosh danggit. 🤦‍♀️

#rtte headcanon #hiccstrid headcanon #httyd rtte #rtte fanfiction #lyf #the creators had the perfect opportunity #sasscup #sassstrid #badass hiccup #badass astrid #incorrect hiccstrid #headcanon #hiccup horrendous haddock iii #astrid hofferson #please dont copy my work without permission #lyf headcanons

[plasmabluefire]

Astrid: *Glares at Hiccup for trash talking Snotlout at Thawfest in Riders of Berk*

Hiccup: "What?! He started it!" *Voice drops a bit lower* "When we were five..."

Me: *Can't stop laughing at this new knowledge and Hiccup's saltiness*

#httyd #riders of berk #defenders of Berk #how to train your dragon #Hiccup #Hiccup Haddock #Funny #Sarcastic Hiccup #Sarcasm #Sassy Hiccup #Sasscup #Thawfest #DOB #ROB #Defenders #Riders #Dragons #Dreamworks Dragons

[queer-cosette]

Snotlout: Look, it's the future Mrs Jorgenson! Wait, there's the future Mrs Jorgenson! No, wait, there's the future Mrs Jorgenson, with her head in the lap of - oh, what a coincidence, it's the future Mrs Jorgenson!

Hiccup: And they can all move in with you and your mother.

Snotlout:

Hiccup: The current Mrs Jorgenson.

#snotlout jorgenson #snotlout gary jorgenson #hiccup horrendous haddock iii #hiccup haddock #sasscup #incorrect httyd quotes #incorrect rtte quotes #incorrect race to the edge quotes #race to the edge #dragons: race to the edge #source: tbbt

[oneleggeddork]

He can’t handle the Hiccstrid

#power couple #hiccstrid #badass couple #hiccup's casual hey is life #sasscup #hiccup #astrid #rtte #rttespoilers #Race to the Edge #httyd

[winxrus]

How to train your dragon AU - National Exotic Park

This was something that came up  when I started reading a fanfic called “Staff Wanted: National Exotic Park”. I found the ideia precious. I love all the authors of this fandom, you create such amazing stories and come up with awesome ideas and AU’s. What a delight.

I just love the initial banter between sasscup and badasstrid when they first meet in most fics.

#httyd fanart #hiccstrid fanart #hiccstrid #my art #httyd #how to train your dragon #also i want to thank all the people who supported my art #been through an artist block cuz someone decided to message me #saying that my art 'is not that good'

[ashleybenlove]

Hi, I’m bored, and I feel like asking people random things related to RTTE even though I know you’re obsessed with B99 right now but: what is your favourite Sasscup quote? I think mine is “Thank you, Snotlout, for your undying support.” From Midnight Scrum. (I love your blog btw)❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Hi! I am always willing to talk about RTTE, even if right now my focus is on other things. 😊 

Ooh, that’s a good question. Hiccup being sassy is always fun. Hmm. Right now, I think my favorite is Hiccup calling Toothless ‘Johnny complaints’ in The Wings of War Part 1. Hiccup’s got a lot of fun lines in general in both parts. 

And thank you for the nice comment! 💗

#kaykay8776 #askbox #how to train your dragon #Race to the Edge #season 5 #The Wings of War Part 1 #hiccup #toothless #hiccup and toothless #otp: we can do this. you and me. as one.

[ao3feed-hiccstrid]

Pretentious Coffee

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2lAI1Db

by E_Wills

Astrid hasn't quite recovered from her nasty breakup, though she'll deny it to anyone who asks. Ruffnut is determined to inject some life and party into her roommate again, but Astrid can't seem to get a chance meeting with a certain lanky, sarcastic coffee barista off her mind.

NSFW in later chapters.

Words: 5610, Chapters: 4/?, Language: English

Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Movies)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M

Characters: Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III, Astrid Hofferson, Ruffnut Thorston, Eret (How to Train Your Dragon), Heather

Relationships: Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III/Astrid Hofferson

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - College/University, Sasscup, Banter and sexy times

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2lAI1Db

#IFTTT #ao3feed #fanfic #hiccstrid #how to train your dragon #HTTYD

[tysonrunningfox]

Any chance we'll see more sassy Hiccup? You like in that one modern AU drabble-ish oneshot-ish story you did. License To Love I think it was. Anyway any chance of more sassy Hiccup? It brightened my day and made me laugh.

Have you met Charlie?  Charlie is a Hiccup-y little bucket of sass.  He’s an obnoxiously adorable cheesemonger in New England with an equally sassy blind horse.  Check him out here (including elfpen's amazing sketch of his greatness)

#cast iron #hiccup the purveyor of cheese #elfpen #charlie hiccup haddock #sasscup

[adorkable-hiccup]

so i saw this incredible post of hiccup's many expressions and i felt they needed dumb captions so this happened

i'm drunk sorry

#the animation of this movie is gold #hiccspressions #graphrofberk #sasscup #hiccup #httyd2