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The Uchiha Princess || Uchiha Family/Child!Reader
Summary: The third born child of the head of the Uchiha Clan, younger sister of Sasuke and Itachi Uchiha. You're the known princess of the Uchiha Clan! (That everyone may or may not have a protective side of.)
Warnings: None! Just Fluff!
mikoto
It was no secret really, Mikoto had really been hoping for a girl! So she was really happy to have you, her little princess.
Literally loves you, gives you the best of care.
Enjoys dressing you up or doing your hair (you look so cute and small in all those mini garments!!)
Honestly worried for awhile how you'd get along with your brothers or the clan, as it was mostly men.
Worries were quickly blown away though, who would dare hurt you?
fugaku
Super nervous dad, he was used to the two boys, yes. But a girl? He was already worrying himself over how things would work.
Secretly you’re his favorite, literally held you so softly like you were the most precious baby ever.
You were his precious girl, and he admits he may have spoiled you a bit more than he should've.
Doesn’t like the idea of boys, nope he isn’t agreeing to ANY arranged marriages!!
He also doesn't like admitting it, although he hopes you become a great strong kunoichi. The idea of sending you, of all people into the battle field frightens even him.
obito
The funny cousin, always comes over with treats just for you.
He just can’t stop poking at your chubby cheeks and practically squealed when he saw your stubby legs as you ran up to him.
Always makes sure to scoop you up and tell you plenty of his awful jokes. You love it anyway though! He loves hearing your giggle.
Enjoys closing his eyes as you trace over his scars in awe.
Heart throbs as you pecked his scarred cheek asking him whether he was okay and that you’d make the pain go away.
Literally the sweetest cousin ever, knows exactly what you like and spoils you whenever he is back from a mission.
shisui
The cousin you tell all your secrets to. (Who may or may not be secretly reporting to Itachi about it.)
Loves carrying you on his back, gives him sweet flashbacks of mini Itachi.
Is super dramatic with you, you both are like each others twins. He loves it whenever Sasuke and Itachi walk in completely bewildered at the play you guys have been acting.
You two are also pranksters, who have lots of fun pulling stuff on Sasuke, Itachi, and occasionally best of all, Obito.
Second most at poking at your cheek besides Obito too, vowed to protected you from evil at all costs.
itachi
Your big brother, who greatly inspires and motivates you. He is such a sweetheart!
He honestly has the same fear as his father because his life as a ninja hasn't been a walk in a rosy garden.
Can't describe it, he just loves you. Every time he is with you, he feels at peace.
Has been there for all of your tantrums, he is basically your comfort.
Knows best out of everyone how to take care of you. You're injured? Distract you with food, something you like, etc, to get rid of the pain as he treats you.
Sobbing cause you can't have something? He'll get it for you-- wait no his parents said no so he'll tell you maybe next time to make you forget.
sasuke
Was the most nervous out of everyone.
But greatly adores you because you look up to him, he feels noticed and appreciated whenever he is around you.
You love Sasuke because he understands you the most as you're both similar in age.
Playtime is always fun, and mainly with him. He always tries to bring new games, not just to entertain you both but also to keep you active. He shows his care in different ways!
When he got older he still made time for you, there was always a reserved soft spot for his little sister.
madara
You're his favorite Uchiha kid, and he isn't afraid to admit it.
He lets you play with his hair, he surprisingly didn't mind it. Honestly he loves your awe with it.
You spent a chunk of your time with him anyways since most of your other family members were busy so it wasn't before long you both developed a strong bond.
Out of everyone he deeply hopes you never experience war in your lifetime. He knows from personal experience, and it warms his heart that you're so innocent.
He teaches you a lot of things, madara knows a lot! From weapons and combat, all the way to gardening and game tactics. He's got to spend a lot of time having fun being the retired Uchiha.
© 2023 by Hinakazino, do not translate/edit/claim or use my work in any form.
#naruto#Uchiha clan#uchihas x reader#uchihas w/sister!reader#Sasuke x reader#Itachi x reader#Madara x reader#Shisui x reader#Obito x reader#mikoto uchiha#Uchiha family#fugaku uchiha
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Sasuke is the type of dad who asks his daughter every 10 minutes if she's having fun when they're out together. It's normal to Sarada because he does it all the time, until one time her friends ask her about it.
Sasuke: I'll go ahead. I need to get a scroll from the Hokage's office.
Boruto: See ya, Uncle Sasuke!
Shikadai: Bye! Thanks for training us!
Chocho: Thank you, sir! Bye!
Mitsuki: Please train us again next time!
Sarada: Bye, Papa! Take care!
Sasuke: See you at home, Sarada. *disappears*
Boruto: Sarada, be honest. What was Uncle Sasuke whispering to you? Is it some sort of secret technique? Like a hack or something?
Shikadai: Yeah, Sarada! Share some insights!
Chocho: I guess so too. I mean, he whispered something to you multiple times.
Sarada: I— You see—
Boruto: Come on! It won't hurt if we'll know advanced techniques too.
Sarada: Hey, it's not like that!
Mitsuki: Then what was it? Was he judging us?
Sarada: Definitely not! Um, Papa— Papa was just asking if I was enjoying..
Chocho: Hm? Sarada.. Just say it if you don't want to share—
Sarada: Believe me! That's all he was saying. Whenever we do things together, he keeps on asking if I like it.. Or if I enjoy doing it.. Or if I'm happy..
Boruto: ...
Shikadai: ...
Mitsuki: ...
Chocho: ...
Sarada: It's not— It's not a secret technique or any advantage of some sort, I promise.
Chocho: Well, that's sweet.. I think I just don't— Well— I don't see him asking things like that.
Boruto: Same for me. He's always serious, so I don't expect him to think that training is fun.
Sarada: Yeah.. Papa is like that to me though.. He wants some confirmation.
Mitsuki: Good for you, Sarada. One can only wish to be close with their father.
Shikadai: Agreed! My dad and I are close but definitely not based on words of affirmation or such.
Boruto: Right. Uncle Sasuke is really cool and I'm glad you have that open communication with him, Sarada.
Sarada: Ah, you guys are so serious about it. He just asked me if I was having fun.. Like a normal dad. *laughs*
Mitsuki: No, you're lucky in that aspect, Sarada. *smiles* I have to go. Bye!
Boruto: Me too, dattebasa!
Shikadai: Me three!
Chocho: Me four! I'm just being nice and riding the joke, you know. *chuckles*
Sarada: Me five then. *laughs*
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Sarada: Papa, are you sure you want to accompany me [to the grocery store]? I mean I can do it by myself..
Sasuke: Yeah, I want to go with you.
Sarada: Okay! *smiles*
At the grocery store..
Sarada: Wow! That knife looks so sharp! *points at the ongoing demo* That's perfect for cutting sashimi!
Sasuke: Do you like that?
Sarada: I'm pretty sure that's expensive.. Let's get your tomatoes instead, Papa.
Sasuke: Let's check out the knife first. *leads her to the demo area*
Sarada: *watches the demo in awe* Sugoi!! Cutting meat like it's butter!
Sasuke: *whispers* Do you like it, Sarada?
Sarada: *nods*
Sasuke: *asks the knife guy* How much is it?
Guy: 5,500 ryo for a set of three!
Sarada: Th-That's too expensive—
Sasuke: I'll take one set.
Sarada: Papa!
Sasuke: Should I take 2 sets instead? For Sakura?
Sarada: No.. One set is enough—
Sasuke: *turns to the knife guy* One set.
Guy: *wraps the box nicely* Here you go! That's a good buy!
Sasuke: *pays; takes the package and gives it to Sarada* Are you happy, Sarada?
Sarada: *smiles* Yes.. Thanks, Papa!
Sasuke: *pats her head* Let's go.
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Sakura: *overhears her husband*
Sasuke: Do you like it, Sarada? Do you like how cold it is?
Sarada: Yes, Papa! For a change. *giggles*
Sasuke: Good.
Sakura: *points at the cabin* That's the one we rented!
Sarada: Wow that's a cute cabin, Mama!
Sakura: Yeah, the yard is big.. We can build a snowman!
Sarada: We will?
Sakura: *nods*
Sarada: Yay! It's been a while since the last time we made one.
Sasuke: Are you happy, Sarada?
Sarada: Very much, Papa!
Sasuke: *smiles*
The three work on the snowman. Sarada is the main designer.
Sakura: *laughs* I'm sure this is your Papa!
Sasuke: *sighs*
Sarada: This is Sasu-nowman!
Sakura: *laughs* That's such a cute name!
Sasuke: *sighs* Yeah.
Sarada: Ahh, I'm so pleased! *giggles*
Sasuke: *smiles* Are you having fun, Sarada?
Sarada: Certainly, Papa!
Sasuke: *smiles* Okay.
Sarada: Are you happy, Papa? Do you like it?
Sasuke: *surprised*
Sakura: *goes behind him and rubs his back* She's asking you a question, Anata. *smiles*
Sasuke: Yes. *looks down* I'm always happy when I'm with you two.
Sarada: *jumps onto him* Sneak attack!
Sasuke: *falls down; laughs*
Sakura: *laughs*
Sarada: *jumps onto Sakura* You too, Mama!
Sakura: *falls down; laughs* Hey!!
Sarada: Let's make snow angels next!
Sakura: Yes!
Sasuke: *nods while smiling*
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Naruto boys and the inside jokes they have with their alpha
(some are n-sfw lol)
Naruto:
Yours and Naruto’s inside joke also kind of includes Sasuke, in that it’s about him, but Sasuke doesn’t find it funny and reacts with violence whenever you two bring it up.
(I stole this from that post I reblogged not long ago.)
Sasuke said dattebayo by accident once. He immediately wanted to forget it ever happened, but you and Naruto don’t let him.
Whenever Sasuke asks you for anything, you always say ‘only if you say dattebayo’ as if you were asking him to say please.
“Pass me that kunai, dobe.”
“Hmm, only if you say dattebayo.”
“...”
“Yeah Sasuke! Remember your manners!”
“I’m killing you both.”
Sasuke:
It happened during one of his bad days.
You were at a loss of what to do to help him when he was miserable and stuck in his own head.
Your last hope was that maybe some physical contact with you would offer some comfort for him.
You put a hand on his knee and just to make sure he was okay with it, you said “Does this help?”
Sasuke blinked at you for a moment before he cracked a smile against his will.
You realised that you just asked if you putting a hand on his knee helped his massive trauma filled breakdown...
You flushed and tried to back pedal, but Sasuke wouldn’t let you.
Now, whenever one of you is stressed or tired or grumpy, the other puts their hand on their knee and says “does this help?”
“The mission was shit.”
“Oh, I’m sorry... Does this help?”
“I hate you so much.”
Neji:
You and Neji were at the park, watching your daughter play, as normal, when you got chatting to another parent.
Everything was fine until they called their child over and called them by name... Pika Pika.
This parent had genuinely named their child sparkly...
You and Neji made significant eye contact and when you got home, couldn’t stop laughing about it.
Now, whenever something needs to be named, whether it be a plant or a pet, whatever, one of you always suggests Pika Pika, in the most serious voice you can muster.
“I bought this little plant for the kitchen from the market. It needs a name.”
“Hmm, how about Pika Pika?”
“The 7th?”
“Yes, Pika Pika the 7th.”
Shikamaru:
Your inside jokes with Shikamaru are absolutely at his expense.
Mainly on the topic of his weird Nara obsession thing and his old habit of trying to get away from his dad and to you by climbing out of the window.
You once saw those spikes that people use to discourage birds from landing on their rooves and windows, and decided to cover your window sills with them as a joke.
Shikamaru’s unimpressed face sent you cackling to the ground.
Now, your kitchen window sill not only has spikes on it, but also a ‘do not cross’ sign and red tape in an ‘X’ shape.
People always ask why, but you both refuse to explain.
“I still have no idea where you found a bunch of miniature red cones.”
“Don’t they suit our window sill perfectly though?”
“That’s what you said about the ‘no entry’ sign you stole.”
“And I was right, just like I am now.”
Chouji:
This inside joke is about Chouji’s magic touch with pups.
Like, he can keep even the most unruly pup or the most fussy baby calm, it’s like magic.
Before you had pups, you used to always say “You’re going to be an amazing oma/dad one day.” when Chouji would interact with his friends’ pups.
It was cute, but it become something of a habit, hence why, when you had your first pup, you turned to Chouji and said “You’re going to be an amazing oma/dad one day.” as he literally cradled your new baby.
Sleep deprived, you both just blinked at each other, processing what you said. It was pretty funny.
Now, whenever he does anything with your pup, you say that line. It always makes Chouji smile and roll his eyes.
“Shh, come here little one, it’s dinner time.”
“Damn, you’re going to make a wonderful oma/dad one day 😌”
“🙄”
Kiba:
Whilst breastfeeding one of his many, many children, he had a milk clot in one of his breasts.
His doctor said to use that breast often with feedings to encourage the clot out, which Kiba immediately decided meant you had to suck on his tit of course.
When he brought it up, you genuinely and with a concerned voice said “but babe, I’m lactose intolerant 😞”
Kiba cracked up laughing for like an hour.
Now, whenever one of you asks the other to do something, they use that response.
“Hey Kiba, can you do some laundry real quick?”
“Sorry... I’m lactose intolerant :( “
Kakashi:
You were punishing him in bed (spanking) and wanted him to count up the number he was going to get.
You were giving him 20 for disobeying you, 5 for talking back to you, 5 for being too slow getting his collar and 5 more because he talked back again.
You teasingly asked him to add up how many he was going to get.
He said 35, which was correct.
But you had added them incorrectly in your head and confidently said “Wrong.”
Kakashi’s brows furrowed. You could see him running over the number again in his head.
At this point, you started to feel self-conscious and added them up again, realising that you’d made an embarrassing mistake.
“I mean, that’s right.”
Kakashi snorted and the mood was ruined and you ended up stopping the scene.
Now, whenever one of you is obviously doing something correctly, you just say ‘wrong’ to the other one.
“Wrong.”
“I’m just putting on my shoes...”
“Wrong.”
Gaara:
Gaara will almost always get inside jokes wrong.
He doesn’t really understand them, but he thinks he does.
This creates inside jokes. Meta inside jokes, if you will.
One time, Gaara misspoke and said ‘broccoli’ when you asked him his favourite drink because he was distracted and thought you were aksing about dinner for some reason.
You laughed and next time he asked you a question, you said ‘broccoli’ back and then had to explain what an inside joke was.
A few weeks later, you were having dinner with his family when Kankuro asked what Gaara put in the sauce because he liked it.
Gaara smiled and said ‘broccoli’ before giving an exaggerated and very awkward wink and then looking at you for approval.
Kankuro and Temari sat there confused as you burst out laughing at his attempt at copying the inside joke.
And Gaara sat there proudly, thinking he’d made you laugh by successfully using the inside joke.
“This sauce is great, what did you put in it?”
“Broccoli :D”
“🤣”
(Ran out of ideas for the rest, so that’s it for now lol. Let me know your favourite.)
#naruto#hcs#gaara#kakashi#sasuke#neji#shikamaru#kiba#chouji#reader insert#n-sfw#omegaverse#a/b/o#headcanons#gn reader
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character(s): m.namikaze
pt: 01/01
cw: cheating, student-teacher | 20 - 25, praise, belly bulge, size difference, office sex, blowjob, handjob, (bttm male reader),
summary: they were jokes until they weren’t.
a/n: you already know, minors and fem-aligned DO NOT INTERACT. | also, i have no excuse for writing this beside i want minato to absolutely [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] the fuck outta me, DISRESPECTFULLY | also pls request something | also, some parts might not make sense bc i couldn’t decide on one plot over the other, also i couldn’t decide if it was lime lemon or smut until literally the handjob scene
title: admiration, beyond anything else
wc: 2200+
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“I bet you’re fucking sensei!” Sakura randomly blurted one day, distracting you and Naruto from your game.
you and your friends had joked about it in the past. joked about your longing stares at him, or even his tendency to pick on you for questions, or how you were top of class— a perfect 110, day in and day out.
“ha?!” the two of you yelled, but for differing reasons. for you, it was utter disgust and an insult, but for Naruto, it was fear. he didn’t think you would stoop that low, but… there was still the chance.
“well, I mean, you’ve got the highest score in class.” Sakura followed, flipping her phone to show you the latest test the collective had taken. “everyone failed— except you.”
you rolled your eyes, bored with the conversation already. “so I’m smarter than all you and that means I’m fucking Naruto’s dad?”
Naruto flinched at the implication, your harsh tone and blunt way of saying it made him shiver. “you really don’t have to say it like—“
“then there’s the way you look at him! you stare at him like he’s the most perfect thing in the word!” Sakura continued, cutting Naruto’s sentence short. “and he always calls on you to answer questions!”
“so I’m sensei’s favorite” you shrugged, “if you and Sasuke stopped fucking each other on every surface available to you then maybe you’d be at least passing.”
Sakura blushed, retracting her phone and smacking you in the back of your head. “s—shut up! id—idiot!”
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now looking back, the answer you gave was straightforward, a blunt no. just like your perception on the world. it’s either yes or no. nothing in between.
then why were you standing in front of him?
“it started as a inquisition.” you’d say, “a burning question you wanted answered” you’d considered saying— but scrapping it for something simple “and who better to answer it than my favorite teacher?”
“a nomadic mind.” that’s what he said about you, rubbing your head in the process. “[name], you have such a nomadic mind, always wanting to know more. I wish I was like you when I was younger, —he let out a small chuckle, the sound reverberating within you, a blush slowly creeping itself onto your features— “you’re doing a great job, prince.”
you and your friends had joked about it in the past. joked about your longing stares at him, or even his tendency to pick on you for questions, or how you were top of class— a perfect 110, day in and day out.
but now your speculative mind had developed beyond your controls. why did he refer to you as prince? he said he was taking a monarchial view on things, and if the teacher was the ‘ruler’ of the classroom, then the top student was the ‘prince/princess.’
but why did he only call on you? you’re the only one that answered his questions. but why not dub his son as the prince and you the knight or something of the sort? that was impractical, something Minato-sensei wouldn’t want to do.
for every question you had, another voice would snuff it out, making you feel like this wasn’t a good idea. ‘I need to leave.’ you told yourself, turning to leave.
but he stopped you. his voice— not too deep, but not overly high-pitched like Naruto’s. it was rich— like a endless sea of red paint, something consistent and unbroken.
you felt weak, a pit growing within your stomach. “[name]?” oh god. even when he was concerned he was hot.
“is there something you need? something you want to talk about?” he was standing beside you, the height difference between the two of you even more apparent now. he dwarfed you by at least 4-5 inches.
you turned, raising your chin to look at him. “would— would you?”
he tilted his head, trying to hear you. “hm? would I what?”
you sighed, your heartbeat increasing tenfold. it was so loud that, even if the classroom was full— buzzing chatter and laughter, you were sure he would still hear it.
“[name]?” he brought his hand to your face, coercing you to talk. “are you okay? do you need me to—“
‘fuck it’ that was your last thought. your last sting of sanity. and it broke when you reached up to his neck, your fingers finding way into his golden locks.
you brought him towards you, your lips colliding together in a manner that only lovers got to experience. but you weren’t his lover— no, you were his student. and this indecent act wouldn’t go unpunished. but, for right now, you didn’t care. all you wanted was him.
your hand found its way to his jeans— the denim outline protruding in a manner that only aided in showcasing the twitching bulge within.
Minato brought his hand to your waist, the other on your chest. he pushed you away, catching his breath in the process. “[n—name]! hah, ngha! what— what was that?! I—I’m married!”
you bit your tongue, wanting to explain yourself but the apprehensive look in his eyes set off a fire in you, a fire so hot that it dared to burn the both of you if not maintained correctly.
Minato was sitting on his desk, looking between you and his fluctuating arousal. “[n—name], what happened? why are you so shameless all of a sudden?”
you didn’t know if it was the fact that he degraded you, or if it was just the overwhelming urge to have him call you ‘prince.’ again, but you couldn’t stop yourself from walking to him.
you placed your hands on either sides of his thighs, trapping him within your bodyframe, knowing he could very easily move you if he wanted. “sensei, I— I… can’t help myself.” you stated honestly, “you’re incredible! the way you rub my head, or call me prince, I—I like it… more than I should.” you looked away from him, a blush overtaking your entire upper-body. “an—and it’s not like I want to be with you or anything. I don’t love you, I just want to…” you eyes flickered back to his still semi-hard cock, the sight doubling your heartbeat.
“I just want to return your kindness.” you almost pleaded, lowering to your knees. Minato watched at you fiddled with his belt, his thoughts running more laps than his heartbeat could count. he looked into your eyes, seeing a burning question within. his own pupils dilated, focusing solely on you. I mean, how could he deny his favorite student?
you hastily tried to pull the belt from its configuration, struggling more than you would like to admit. Minato chuckled softly, some of his arousal turning into admiration. “hold on, let me help.”
he grabbed both your hands, holding them within his palm. you blushed, feeling your body flush completely. he sat down within his chair with you between his legs, half your body under his desk. he undid his belt and pants, unzipping his fly in a torturous manner. “sensei…” you whined, wanting to feel every inch of him in your throat.
he put on a closed-eye smile and chuckled “s—sorry, [name].”
you turned away again, grumbling softly. “its f—fine, sensei.”
Minato grinned, pulling his hands away from his boxers, letting you do whatever you wanted.
jumping at the opportunity, you attached your hands to the waistband of undergarments, wanting to pull them down but feeling a harsh shove— strong enough to move you completely under his desk. his lower body followed suit not even a second later, his bulge almost connecting with your face.
you were going to ask him what happened when you heard Naruto’s voice. “dad, have you seen [name]?”
Naruto?
“N—Naruto! what—what’re you doing here? and did I tell you to use your honorifics while I’m at work?”
“what’s the big deal, y’know? nobody’s in here.” Naruto combated, a whine present in his voice.
“you’d be surprised”
“huh?”
“n—nothing!”
you would’ve laughed if the situation wasn’t as asinine. however, your attention was on something else, something a lot more… entertaining.
you shifted your body towards Minato’s, the warmth from his resonating against yours. you brought your hands to his waistband, tugging it low enough for his cock to spring out.
fuck.
he was much bigger than you thought, almost double what you had in mind. and he wasn’t even fully hard. you inhaled, feeling your own cock swell painfully.
“anyways, have you?” Naruto replied
“have I— ghk! fuhck…”
Naruto jumped back at the sudden outburst, his head tilting to the side at his father’s uncharacteristic swearing. “did you just… curse?”
Minato tried to steady his breathing— his hand traveling to your hair, wrapping his fingers into the [strands/coils/curls], tugging softly, his silent attempt at telling you to stop.
you pulled off, a line of spit connecting your lips to his reddened tip. you breathed deeply, soft pants breaking the looming silence between father and son.
you, after coating your fingers in spit, brought them to your clenching hole, easing one in— slowly at first. you heaved, laying your head against Minato’s thigh, connecting your lips to his tip, cleaning any and all pre-cum from him.
“uhm… n—no Naruto, I haven’t seen [name] since,” he paused to think, giving you time to reattach yourself to his shaft, sucking every inch that he let you. you deep-throated him skillfully, his pubes covered in a concoction of your spit and his pre-cum.
“uh—umh not since— fuck… your class period.” he finished breathlessly. each one of his words were followed by heavy pants, the rigidness to his sentence growing by the second.
Naruto seemed to take this, turning to walk out. Minato relaxed, his head dropping onto his desk. “oh dad?”
he tensed up, a unconvincing smile crossing his features. “yeah?”
“mom said she’s making udon, and needs you to pick up a few ingredients.” Minato nodded frantically, sweat trickling from his forehead.
“alright, see you at home.”
“see ya!”
still under your sensei’s desk, all you could go off was sounds. the sound of a door clicking, then footsteps retreating from said door.
Minato again twisted his fingers into your hair, this time rolling his chair back to put some distance between the two of you. “hah… [name], yo—you can’t do that. what if we were caught?”
you rubbed your thighs together, the friction sending harsh stimuli to your pulsating cock. “I’m sorry.”
Minato sighed deeply, pulling his hand from you. “its ok, just— c’mere.” he patted his thighs.
you stood up, finding a comfortable position on your sensei’s body. you placed your hands on his shoulders and you face into his neck, inhaling the faint coconut scent from his cologne. the smell only hardened your cock, wanting to get closer to the man.
“[name]?” Minato called, his voice soft and comforting. “have you prepared?”
you nodded, not exactly telling the whole truth. you could only use one finger because Naruto kept talking, making Minato retract from you.
“alright, how do you want it?” he asked. and you almost stopped functioning, not knowing how to respond to something you should’ve been thinking about the whole time.
“I—I was—wasn’t thinking about th—that.”
all you got was another chuckle, “that’s ok.” he pulled you from his chest, locking eyes with you— blue clashing against [e.color]— before continuing “what do you want me to do, prince?”
you writhed at the nickname, it was so commonly used when you got a question right, or did something praisable— but now, in this context, it was something else.
Minato brought his hand to your pants, maintaining eye contact with you, “do you want me to touch you here?”
the in your gut returned, this time hotter, burning itself into every blood vessel— searing pleasure into your bloodstream. you couldn’t answer, the fire taking all the oxygen from you lungs, leaving you speechless.
you opted to nod, feeling his hand slither against your trembling cock. he freed it from its confines, slowly moving his hand up and down, the even pace making your skin crawl with pleasure.
“is this good?” he asked, hoarsely, the blue in his eyes frosting over with lust.
fire requires oxygen— a basic chemical procedure, and yours was steadily taking more and more, burning as hot as the sun.
you again nodded, your head falling against Minato’s neck, trying to catch even a small breath.
“I need you to use your words, pretty boy.” he coerced.
a raging inferno— the only thing that could remotely describe the feeling slowly overwhelming your body.
“y—yes.” your voice was soft, faltering through any cracks presented.
his hand tightened, also gaining pace each time his thumb pressed against your tip. “ngh! sen—sensei! I’m g—g’na cum!” you called, thrusting your hips into his palm.
“go ahead, be a good boy and cum for me.”
your eyes rolled, tears welling within the corners. “mhgn! cumming!” the fire once in your gut traveled to your shaft, pushing out countless stings of cloudy white semen.
Minato continued to stroke your cock, milking your through your poweful orgasm. he kissed along your neck, leaving light hickeye’s “that’s it. come on, you got it.” he praised, his kisses pampering you endlessly. “good job, prince! you did so well!”
he stopped, looking at your washed form, wiping your hair from your forehead and kissing softly. “good job.”
you swelled at the words, also smiling against his chest.
he brought his other hand to your ass, his index and middle fingers finding a way inside of you. “do you want to keep going? or are you satisfied?”
his cock pulsed against you, making you shiver at the thought of having something that big inside of you. “I—I can… keep g—going.”
he smiled softly, pulling his fingers from your body, replacing them with his tip. “are you sure? you don’t have to force yourself, babyboy.”
you nodded, determined to have you sensei cum inside of you. “yes, sensei. just put it in, please.”
Minato flashed a closed-eye smile, his features warm. ‘reminds me of Kushina, so eager for me.’ he thought before sheathing himself within you.
“nghk! s—so fuckin’ de—deep!” you moaned, eyes rolling backwards. Minato blushed at the exclamation, rolling his hips to find your prostate.
you felt every movement, every inch pulsing inside of you— and every vein that lined his cock. “ple—please sensei, move already…!” you whined, grinding against him.
he nodded, pulling you into a hug. he readjusted himself in the chair, finding a comfortable position before sending shallow thrust into you, his tip easily crushing what would be you womb—if you were a woman—
“ngh! mngh! sensei! right—right there sensei!” you called, feeling him hit a spot that had you seeing stars.
he hook his arms under yours, picking you up effortlessly. you shifted at the sudden stop in his movements, whining about being close.
you felt a hard connection against your back, followed by the warmth of Minato’s toned chest. “now just relax, I’ve got you.”
butterflies filled your stomach, undoubtedly running into Minato’s cock. he pulled out until only his tip remained before slamming back into you. your back arched against his chest, his pace rising slowly.
the repeated abuse to your insides had you on cloud nine, seeing stars so bright your vision went white— climaxing immediately.
you tighten around Minato, making him grunt against your ear. “fuck… you take so well baby.” his thrust were sharp, aimed precisely at the spot that kept you clenching around him— he’d memorized everything about you in such a short amount of time, his lips hungrily attacking your neck with kisses.
one of his hands were against your stomach, pressing in on the bulge his cock formed against your organs, the other holding your waist to keep you firmly against him.
“mnh… you’re so tight.” he breathed out, licking along your adam’s apple to only bite softly against your clavicle. the sudden sensation had you cumming all over again, spraying your chest and his abdomen in a white sticky mess.
“just a few more, I’m getting close, prince.”
despite being close, his pace never changed, the same sharp, aimed, deeply mind-numbing thust still fucking you out of existence. “do you want me to pull out? or keep—“
“in! keep it in sen— sensei! keep it in! please.” he groaned at your desperation, pulling you from the wall and setting you onto his desk— a missionary position that left you completely exposed under his watchful eye. the hand that he had on your waist moved to your thigh, his grip tightening to accommodate the change in pace.
his other hand stayed on you stomach, the bulge showing more clearly through you. “you’re so pretty, [name].” he leaned down and kissed you, his lips shuffled knowingly against yours, making way for his tongue to dominate every part of your mouth.
but as quickly as the kiss was initiated, he broke it— panting heavily “fuck, prince I’m gonna cum!” he tried to move backwards but your legs came up, locking him in place.
through heavy, lidded eyes— a sweat riffled body, and a weak, mumbling smile, you spoke: “I s—said in me, sensei.”
he groaned, finally moving his hand from your stomach and to your other thigh. he thrusted harsher, his balls slapping against your backside from the force he put into his movements.
“fuck! [name], take it!” his cock throbbed, shooting cum so deep inside of you that it stained your body in a lewdly crude way. he continued to move inside of you, his cock sliding and pushing his cum deeper into your being. “ngk! you’re so, oh god… so fucking good for me!”
you shot a final cumshot, weak and thin, pulled forth by the feeling of carrying your sensei’s cum— so deep and warm within you.
you both basked in the heat of your orgasm, the twinkling lights of fulfillment binding the two of your together.
Minato panted, closing his eyes, and pulling out. he pulled you off his desk and cradled you bridal style, walking to the classroom door. he peeked his head out before carrying you the teachers lounge.
for some reason I thought of this after writing that horrendouss vivid smut.
enjoy.
“hey naruto?” you called
“what’s up [name]?”
“is your mom ever in a bad mood?”
naruto took a few second to think before smiling and shaking his head. “nope, i dont think ive ever seen her frustrated or angry without a reason.”
[name] chuckled softly
“why?”
“no reason, but I know why.”
“what do you mean?”
“i mean I know why your mom is always happy.”
“you do? how?”
“because I do the same things she does”
“really?! like what? tell me!”
“well, gardening, cooking,” ‘your dad’ “sleeping, and be around you of course.”
you ruffled his hair at the end of your sentence, smiling at your friend.
“aw, thanks [name]!”
#sub male reader#gay#minato namikaze#naruto#modern#smutty#smut with plot#cheating#teacher#male reader#male#naruto x reader#anime x male reader#anime x you#anime x reader
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Okay I saw the post where you were raging how people say Sasuke commited genocide, right? I'm gonna trust you saying he didn't actually commit actual genocide, but consider:
Literally no one considers Sasuke as someone who did genocide, EXCEPT for the people who are fully aware he didnt and are just making fun of him (because how else to cope with the trauma than make fun of it)
Sasuke be getting mad about something and Naruto just casually goes "Whoa there, I think the genocides you've already done is enough for ya" and immediately Sasuke's trying to kill him with a "IT WAS ONE TIME! AND IT WASNT EVEN A GENOCIDE! I JUST KILLED LIKE TWO PEOPLE!" and then Sakura goes "What, you think that makes it any better?" and Sasuke is just losing his shit trying to explain that they're damn SHINOBI, they're SUPPOSED to kill people.
Alternatively, in Boruto era Naruto sometimes gets done with his son and is like LISTEN UP IF YOU DONT STOP MESSING ABOUT ILL SEND YOU TO UNCLE SASUKE, HES A MURDERER YA KNOW
Boruto side eyes the thirty year old who looks like he's having his emo phase again and is like SUUUUURE
And then Sasuke goes in a very calm voice while glowing red Would you like to find out?
Or the kids just hear the jokes aimed at Sasuke and don't realise that they're literally 75% made up and take them mostly seriously.
As far as the kids know Sasuke's killed about seven hundred people and no one wants to correct them because it's too funny. (They did have to make it very clear that the kids can not keep asking Sasuke to kill people just because they don't like them- not because the kids are serious but because Sasuke might actually do it-)
Damn it this is god damn hilarious.
Bro, Sasuke could be mad at what Kakashi did at during his shift and the anger is clearly visible, so what does Kakashi do? Like any reasonable adult, he stands up and yells, "SASUKE NOT AGAIN! WE JUST GOT YOU OUT PRISON FOR THE LAST GENOCIDE!" which Sasuke never wanted to commit it until now.
He was rumoured that he killed an entire village for fun, and not because he accidently knocked someone while walking. The rumours spread so wide that people actively make sure that they don't make him mad. If he is ever alone in a different village and is seen with his neutral face (aka angry face) and people are sweating bullets and try their absolute hardest to cheer him up, sometimes, they even bribe him so he doesn't be upset.
Everytime he talks about this, the three bust out laughing at this.
Boruto looks at Sasuke who looks like he is listening to every emo song ever known for the 14th time in his life and thinks "This is the guy that caused all of those genocides? I don't think he could kill a bird, let alone a guy." Not knowing his criminal history.
Sarada looks at his dad and doesn't believe any rumour because this man barely knows how to talk to his own daughter, do you really think he could cause a genocide?
Knowing Sasuke, yeah, no one should give him suggestions. Sakura once said that the owner of the nearby kebab shop was bit of a jerk and Naruto had the bright idea of joking that Sasuke should kill him.
2 days later, he was never heard from again.
#thanks#this really cheered me up#this is so silly omg#sasuke#sasuke uchiha#uchiha sasuke#sarada uchiha#boruto uzuamki#sakura haruno#naruto uzumaki#kakashi hatake
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SasuSaku Christmas FanFic
- A small fic dedicated to this new drafted artwork. Hope everyone had a lovely Christmas! -
The Konoha families had gathered to celebrate the arriving end of the year. Naruto had wanted to host a huge celebration, as it had been too long since he’d last properly left the office and seen so many familiar faces. The large pine Christmas Tree was the centerpiece, adorned with golden baubles, casting a perfect reflection of faces of all who stood in front of them. Sakura had become particularly nervous; despite her headstrong nature and known confidence, her face had become almost as blushed as the of her dress. She stood subconsciously dusting herself off, fidgeting with the ruffles. She observed the other couples mingling naturally. All the wives knew exactly how to act and relax. Heck, even Hinata had picked up so much more confidence. But for someone so self assured, Sakura felt unfamiliar with this scene of public celebration.
Sasuke was already there, who everyone had expected an absence from. He was standing by the tree, the shine of the reds and golds had drawn the attention of his pitch black gaze. Sakura had told him that she and Sarada would take a little while to get ready, and that he should go on ahead. Sarada stood next to her mother, as her face lit up from how decorative the place had been made.
“Mama, what’s wrong?” Sarada asked, right before she got an idea and smirked at her mother.
“Eh?! Oh, it’s nothing! I’m just making sure I’ve put this thing on right!” She exclaimed, still fidgeting with the dress and avoiding eye contact with her teasing daughter. Sarada rolled her eyes with a smile. Sakura was always like this with anything to do with her Dad.
Sakura stood awkwardly giggling when she felt two hands push her forwards.
“Eh?! Sarada! What are you-!” Sarada drew in a deep breath.
“C’mon now, Mama, stop acting like a newlywed and go stand with Papa already!”
Amidst the two girls’ commotion, Sasuke’s eyes widened at the familiar voices. A glimmer of movement caught his eye in the reflection of the decorations and his stoic face lifted into a slight smile at the notion of his family. He turned to a flustered Sakura being nudged into his direction by a teasing Sarada, until they both clocked his smiling gaze.
It was the first time Sakura had actually looked at her husband fully without redirecting herself to other sights, and what a sight he was. His hair looked smoother than usual; had he brushed it? The perception of his silky tie stretched out his frame, and he looked a lot taller without his cloak. The tie was a deep red, matching his wife’s attire, which of course he could not help but notice.
Her figure was revealed with the fitting of the seams. The blush pink was soft but glimmered under the dim-lit golden hue of the room, and a decorative, pleated fabric hugged her torso with its unique fit to the top of the dress.
For the length of time they had been gazing upon each other’s clothing, and of course, each other, Sarada had already run ahead to talk to the other kids.
‘A tie suits you once in a while, y’know.” Sakura joked
“So does a dress.” He replied, both giggling. “You look lovely, Sakura.”
Sasuke was a man of few words. But when he said them, he knew exactly what to say. Sakura couldn’t help it. Her face had become rosy once more, but she wouldn’t look away this time. She had spent too many years desiring such moments as these to turn away from them.
“Thank you.” She looked up towards him, her emerald eyes sparkling under the gold twinkles of the Christmas tree.
Sasuke found a bit of colour running to his face. He felt his cheeks go warm with pride.
“So then..” He walked behind her to her other side, offering his right hand. “Shall we?”
Her face melted into a softened smile. As she lifted her hand, they both noticed the sparkling ruby that adorned her skin.
“You... you wore it?” He asked, not expecting this marital statement to now be made public knowledge.
“Of course I did! I want everyone to know how proud I am of you. Of us. And what better way than this ring? Now, I can keep you with me whenever you’re away.” Her hand slipped into his, and he clasped it tight.
Sasuke wasn’t as material as Sakura. He may not have had anything physical to hold onto when he was away, but his memories of her were infinite and just as special, and reminded him that he had not something, but someone to call home.
Sasuke’s face was left fathoming his wife’s words, and how he wanted to hold onto them forever. He wanted to hold her hand forever. He wanted to remain with her. Forever.
Their expressions relaxed, and hand in hand, they walked forward together to join in on the celebrations. Sarada had been watching secretly the whole time. She knew her parents weren’t so brazen to act like that in front of her, but she was completely fine with it. She knew they had to cherish the little time they could spend together when Sasuke was in the village. Besides. every little moment they had, felt like another infinity.
“Merry Christmas, Sakura.”
“Merry Christmas, Sasuke.”
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I met the Team 7 cast this weekend, and they're all amazing oh my god. Yuri wore a shirt that said "Regulate guns, not drag." I was dressed in cosplay as Sasuke with my partner as Sakura, and when we met him he exclaimed, "My favorite couple!!!!" and was so excited over us. Kate bullied me for it tho, she said, in her Sakura voice, "I'm so cute! Of course Sasuke will fall in love with me and marry me and be a terrible husband!" and I nearly cried (but she drew a heart with my autograph so it's fine, she's amazing). They all did a panel together with Maile and Dave, and when Maile made a joke about Naruto being in love with Sasuke, Yuri said, "That kiss? Not accidental," and my brain exploded in multishipper. Maile said that recording the scenes where Naruto reunited with his parents and when Kurama dies got her really emotional. Kate said Team 7 should get put in Law and Order. Yuri bullied her into saying that other than Sakura, Sasuke is her favorite character. Maile's was Choji, Yuri's was Rock Lee, and Dave's was Gai. Kate told the crowd to stop lying to themselves because she knows they all secretly love Sakura. Dave, in his Kakashi voice, said, "Raising you guys was a pain in the butt," and Yuri said, in his Sasuke voice, "Thanks, dad." They all agreed that if they were in the Naruto universe, they would want Kakashi as a sensei. Dave said that the One Thousand Years of Death scene is emotionally important to him. Kate said she'd love to voice in South Park so that she could be mean to people. There was a solid minute where they all were just yelling each other's character names back and forth. Dave said he'd want to get drunk with Gai. Yuri said his favorite Sasuke quote to do is just the scoff. Someone directed a question specifically to Yuri, and Maile and Kate pretended to get up and walk off stage. I love them.
#naruto#sakura#naru#sasuke#kakashi#team 7#ss#sns#sasunarusaku#sakura haruno#naruto uzumaki#sasuke uchiha#kakashi hatake#sasusaku
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Please do scream about it! I love hearing your thoughts
SO starting with the one that hit me like a ton of bricks today
Song of the Sea
Co Senseis Genma and Kakashi because neither can be spared completely from their duties to the village but between the two of them there is always someone guaranteed to be available (also Hiruzen is a petty man and this is 100% payback almost a decade later for kidnapping baby Naruto)
Sakura Sasuke Naruto team makeup.
Wildly different teaching styles that somehow mesh. Kakashi is more “give them the information and let them gnaw at it until they get it.” Genma is full dad with all the head pats and “good jobs” that doesn’t quite hide the fact that he is an absolute fucking monster hell bent on making all three of his adorable baby genin into monsters as well. More than once the kids are carried home by one or both of them (or clones) because they absolutely exhausted themselves. Lots of team dinners and trust building.
Oro-Sensei AU (Team Seven Style)
Loyal Orochimaru made team 7’s sensei.
Sasu Saku Naru set up
In true Orochimaru fashion he sees these two sad orphans and one sad girl with a family that doesn’t appreciate or care for her and just yoinks them. They’re his now. Who’s going to stop him? Hiruzen? Man can get fucked.
GENDER
Oro mostly unintentionally raises these three to be three genderqueer little chakra monsters that are everyone’s bi awakenings.and when I say monsters I mean M O N S T E R S. The others in the rookie 12 are asked to go up against them in the Chunin exams are just “???? So you want us dead is that it???”
Ghosts and Greenery
Kakashi as sensei.
Sasu Kiba Naru set up
All the ninken can see the ghosts and are side eyeing/getting bribed into silence by Naruto constantly. Kiba can sometimes hear/sense the ghosts eventually confronts Naruto who folds immediately and confesses everything. Tbh pretty instant bros. This only increases Sakumo’s insistence that Kiba is the perfect partner for Naruto (until Sasuke activates his sharingan and sees them all. Look they’re used to hiding from kakashi when he lifts the headband not the spontaneous activation of this child’s eyes out of nowhere).
Kakashi’s pack also act more as teachers in this because they’re helping train Akamaru just as much as they’re training the kids. Dog jokes constantly. Poor Sasuke is the lone cat in a pack of canines. He will never recover.
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These are only some of them rn but I am fully willing to keep going the rest just have been mentioned to some extent or I haven’t thought about yet but am fully willing to.
(I know I do want a Ino Shika Naru team set up eventually. Don’t know where I would put that necessarily but I do know I want that.)
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Ukraine: Hey guys, let's take a test "Who are you from Naruto!"!
Poland: Okay, gimme the link
Ukraine: So, what you got?
Estonia: You go first.
Ukraine: "Naruto Uzumaki. You never give up, and you give the hope to people around you like the sunlight. You are being constantly used for your power, and you went through a lot of traumatic stuff, nevertheless, you still have a lot of kindness in your heart and you will reach the peace and victory you seek. Never forget that there are lots of people who support you."
Lithuania: Woah! Pretty accurate. I've got Sasuke Uchiha. :)
Ukraine: ???HOW, you are such a sweet guy
Lithuania: "People are scared of your aura of bloody history, but only your close ones know the real you. Your heart finds peace only when you get your revenge. You can't stand those who hurt your family. You don't like to talk much, and you're not very socially active. You're an awkward dad. You don't forgive traitors and manipulators. You like putting stuff on fire. You're a huge nerd, and you prefer nature over social media. People often describe you as depressive. If you don't like something, you leave immediately. You are not easy to use, and that's why authorities hate you. Try not to marry someone you actually don't love."
Poland: Cool. I've got Tsunade Senju. "The last leaf of the tree of former power, you prefer to waste your time on entertainment and drinking to forget your past. Nevertheless, deep inside you are very proud of it. You definitely value yourself, and you never accept requests without cash. You are very strong. People who believe in your arrogance can not see your kindness. Despite all your ostentatious carelessness, you are very caring and anxious. You have a love trauma. Don't be fixated on a long gone past, and the tree of power will bloom again. Go to therapist."
Latvia: This test is super weird.
Lithuania: What did you get?
Latvia: "Neji Hyuga. LOTS of childhood traumas. You probably had overreligious parents. You work like a horse to get at least a glance of recognition. People can't believe you can be powerful because of their deep prejudices against you, which were installed long ago by some power you were unlucky to be under. You hate slavery. Because of this, you may look very rude to people who only get to know you. You can't stand those who get what they want since birth, on the silver plate. Don't be sad, all your efforts will certainly pay off and you will be free. Just try not to die. You are super cool, and you don't even realise how many fans you have."
Belarus: *sobs*
Latvia, irritated: What did you get?
Belarus: I got... two characters, 50/50.
Lithuania: Huh?
Belarus: First one: Itachi Uchiha. "By trying to protect your family, you make things way worse. You are a genius who is nevertheless easy to manipulate. You never go against authorities, no matter how much you hate what they order you to do. Please be a little bit more rebellious. You don't care about yourself at all. You don't find it important to explain yourself to your close ones, and that's how you lose them. Only those who care about you a lot may reach the truth about you, and they will never let others forget you. You love birds. Maybe you will try to make a heroic self-sacrifice but will it pay off? Please respect yourself and try not to participate in war crimes."
Ukraine: Who made this test?
Belarus: Number two: Hinata Hyuga. "You were bullied by your own so-called "family" for so long, you believe you lost your voice. You admire people like Naruto, and sighing sadly, you look at them from the outside, feeling not able to help. Only when they are in mortal danger, you feel the strength to intervene and show your real self. Impudence is not typical of you at all. Believe in yourself, you are very strong and kind. You find peace in family and kids."
Estonia: Pretty accurate indeed. I've got Sai. :(
Belarus: Oh, Sai is my favourite character! ^^
Estonia: "You're a dark horse, and people often joke about your slow room reading. You are actually a good friend, and you know a lot about your enemies because you know how to put them to sleep. You put a lot of effort into being "our guy", and your effort is paying off. You have a traumatic past that you don't like to talk about. You know how to copy with it. You are a super stable guy, you just need to remember that you are unique!"
Finland: Oooh! I've got Djiraja! "You laugh a lot and you easily make friends. You hate being dragged into wars, but people drag you anyway. You love alcohol, thermae, and writing superpopular porn. No one realises how much shit you had to go through. You love to adopt students, and you rarely sit at home. People underestimate you, and in vain - you use it. People react differently to your attitude towards nudity, in fact, you're not that perverted. Just don't try to convince genocidalists to be decent people, and everything will be fine."
#never soviet countries#hetalia#hws ukraine#aph ukraine#hws poland#aph poland#hws lithuania#aph lithuania#hws belarus#aph belarus#hws latvia#aph latvia#hws estonia#aph estonia#hws finland#aph finland
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A TAG GAME?! :O :D !!
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♡ 3 Lovely Ships:
Soukoku (i just think theyre so ✨️silly✨️ & couples that are @ war r my fav so- 🥰) also i recently discovered MANGA soukoku??!?!?! like theyre literally
✨️🍒🍑🍓🩹🩸💀🔫🏳️🌈🚔🗡🍉🍊🍋✨️ <- this
EraserMic THIS SHIP HAS BEEN IN MY BRAIN SINCE THE YEAR THE DAMN ANIME CAME OUT, IN THE YEAR OF YOU, OUR CREATOR 2016 I THINK 😭 (sagau ref lol)
IVE LITERALLY CEMENTED THEM SO HARD AS MY GAY DADS THAT I FUCKING FORGOT THEYRE NOT CANON- i get confused when theyre on screen and not more coupley 💀 biggest comfort ship <3
Myself / the near entirety of Genshin Impact Playable Characters LMAOO IM A POLYAMOROUS SL*T IDK WHAT U WANT FROM MEEEE-
♡ First Ship:
Wow, back in ye olden days.. hmm... i wanna say Sasuke/Naruto lmao, I DIDNT REALIZE HUT I HEARD THE WORST NEWS EVER RECENTLY THAT IT WAS ORIGINALLY A BL INSTEAD OF AN ACTION THINGY AND THEY WOULDVE DATED 😭😭
♡ Last Song:
Labour by Paris Paloma! Im so fucking obsessed it just embodies the entirety of Feminine Rage I need- and how hard women work all the fucking time!
(Idk ig this is part of the template but-)
Live, Laugh, Love Hatsune Miku too
@fandangotales lol
♡ Last Movie:
Cocaine Bear!
Kinda cgi gory, mostly gross, sometimes i gagged 😭, watched it in theaters and it was so hilarious tho, the dialogue was like, super natural too! Like realistic jokes i would make in those situations lmao
Hope i can write dialogue that natural one day :O
♡ Currently Reading:
The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System!
I fucking love this light novel (AND ITS ARTIST?! I SAW IT IN A BOOKSTORE AFTER KNOWINF THEM OFF TWITTER AND WAS IN SHOCK-)
♡ Currently Watching:
Bungou Stray Dogs & Saving 80,000 Gold In Another World For My Retirement!
♡ Currently Consuming:
Some fucking stellar Boba teas from my local shop in town! I got a sort of strawberry frozen one with whip cream and mango jelly stars + lychee popping pearls And my quintessential Thai Tea w/classic tapioca my beloved <3
Yes... I am a fancy drink bitch 😔, now you all know my secret
♡ Currently Craving:
God who wouldn't I kill for some pasta rn, like penne with the sauce and the cheeseeee UGH 😫 </3
♡ HAHA IM TAGGING:
(no pressure babes!)
@mists-reading-nook (UR SOLDIER/POET/KING WORSHIP IS CONSUMING MY WORLDBUILDING HEART- I CHECK TO SEE IF U EVER POST ANYTHING/POST ABT KING BC ILY UR WRITING SM<3)
@lonelyrosegold (i just found u but i rlly loved ur background music about Linked Universe, which I also just found out about lmao)
@bk-4-trash-fire (the OG, the SUPREME, My Liege 😌✨️ ur actually one of the first ppl that rotred my brain over genshin sagau! Thank u for all ur cool ideas that i may or may not write an entire short story abt some day lmao! The Possession AU i made was partially inspired by you!<3)
@intothegenshinworld (new for me but awesome writer!! I cant wait to see more of ur stuff!)
@chocogi (UR PUPPETEER AU PARTIALLY INSPIRED MY POSSESSION AU! thanks for the cool content!!)
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@fandangotales & @undecidingfate
THANK YOU BOTH?! FOR THE TAG 😭 It sounds silly but ive never gotten tagged for these things before & i was so happy to see it ;u; !!
More asks answered/posts to come my fellow zodiac signs!!
Safe travels,
💀♒️
#ily yall sm#thanks for the tag i always wanted to be in one of these <3 🥲#genshin impact#genshin sagau#sagau#tag game#:')#my senior art exhibition opens late next week and im installing beginning of next week!#so thats why ive been pretty scarce#but i deffo love u guys and love rotting my brain (and urs lol) so ill be more active after that actually opens!
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If you could how would you fix ino's development
i love you and also im sorry.
ino is such an interesting character, kishimoto took your average pretty mean girl and made her actually super sweet and caring, adaptable, and intelligent
i actually like her personality a lot, she values her looks and can be a bit crabby but compared to sakura, ino is a lot more willing to work with her teammates. she actively takes charge to the point that shikamaru and choji look to her for what to do
id keep her "crush" on sasuke but id instead make it something that sakura misinterpreted and ino went along with bc she thought sakura just didnt want to be friends anymore. she still flirts with sasuke but in a joking way.
id keep her rivalry with sakura but makes it explicit that she wasnt the one that instigated it, id also make her less "mean" in a stereotypical bully way since she was the one that defended sakura from bullies in the first place. she should still be sassy and a bit of a hot head but not overtly rude to others.
also id have her win her fight with sakura, just bc i think it contributes better to sakura's development, but also opens up an extra fight in the chunin exams. not sure who id pit her against but im just saying it would give her more stuff to do (maybe shino? they were both top students at the academy)
she goes on the sasuke retrieval mission and stays behind to help choji fight. theres no reason that she shouldnt go, choji can still almost die and ino can use the time he bought her to finish off orochimaru's lackey but ino has PROVEN to be a good ninja, even if her fighting isnt that great shes fantastic crowd control…come the fuck on.
development wise…no healing abilities…it just felt so tacked on and she didn't nearly have as much passion for it as sakura did. id focus 100% on her clan's reconnaissance bc their abilities are super interesting. would def give her an upgrade regarding her body switching jutsu so shes not left unconcious on the ground with every technique. when shes a genin thats fine but ur telling me sasuke can summon God and ino still can't control people without falling asleep?
okay the puppet scene with the "Mind Puppet Switch Cursed Seal Technique" literally has not left my mind its SO cool and I wish ino learned to use it. is it "ethical"? no. might even be a war crime. but thats fine i think. let ino be a little scary.
AND!!! SUNA LITERALLY HAS A PUPPET MASTER!!! Ino can train with kankuro or at least ASK for assistance
ALSO. OH MY GOD. GIVE HER MORE TO DO IN THE HIDAN AND KAKUZU ARC HOLY SHIT.
that arc literally just ended up being about shikamaru (based) and naruto (???) why weren't ino and choji more present!! naruto literally appeared to save the day with his new jutsu when this mission shouldve been team 10 and team 10 ONLY (kakashi is on thin ice)
i like the confrontation between shikamaru and hidan in the forest, thats fine, but ino and choji should be absolutely duking it out with kakazu and his family of puppets! you know who else uses puppets/external tools? INO. Have her try to control kakuzu's external guys while choji beats him up, naruto arriving on the scene feels cheap :/ have kakuzu remark that "oh the strategist is gone" and then ino just immediately takes over as the leader and thinks of a plan because shes teammates with shikamaru's lazy ass and also BEING SMART IS LITERALLY SO IMPORTANT TO HER CHARACTER
AND GIVE HER (AND CHOJI) A SCENE WHERE SHE MOURNS ASUMA. OH MY GOD. HER FUCKING TEACHER JUST DIED. Ino is sidelined sooo much in team 10 its insane. maybe she and her dad (while not super close) talk about what its like to lose people you love, her dad has been a ninja for decades, he would comfort her. have her arrange a bouquet and place it on asuma's grave, have her break down crying over her teacher! this would also be interesting since we dont spend as much time with team 10, but would be able to see that the side characters have their own lives and feelings outside of naruto.
regarding romance ive personally always seen her as a lesbian but her relationship with sai is fine i guess. if she and sai are endgame id like more of a buildup to it. but if i can get my way she and sakura end up together <3
i think shes fine in the war arc, but the war arc itself is something i just wouldnt include if i were to rewrite naruto
also her blank period outfit is UGLY throw that shit OUT girl
#naruto rewrite#ino yamanaka#mine#sorry for rambling im just angry at how dirty the manga did her#she and tenten are tied for most abandoned characters :(
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Sasuke, Sakura, and Sai receive an official letter from the Hokage's office.
Greetings, Team 7!
I hope you are doing well! Please make yourself available this coming Saturday for our regular date night (yes it will be regular going forward).
Please note that kids (i.e. Boruto, Himawari, and Inojin) will be dropped off at the Uchiha house (yes Sasuke and Sakura, your house). Imagine they're on a mission and Sarada is ther leader. That is such a compliment, don't you think?
See you and your other halves (at my office)! We'll decide where to go on the day itself.
Signed,
Uzumaki Naruto (official stamp)
7th Hokage, The Hidden Leaf
Sasuke: That Usuratonkachi! We did not agree to that! What if something happens under Sarada's watch? They'll blame her?!
Sakura: Relax, Anata. I'm sure she'll do good. Don't you trust our daughter? *teases*
Sasuke: Sakura, that's not the point—
Sakura: Do you trust her or not? Would you want them to stay somewhere else?
Sasuke: *sighs* Fine.
Sakura: *giggles*
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The kids arrive at the Uchiha house..
Sasuke: Sarada, can we talk in private?
Sarada: *nods*
Sasuke: *goes to the kitchen with his daughter* If anything goes wrong, call me. Okay?
Sarada: Yes, Papa! I'll be responsible and watch over them.
Sasuke: Good. *pats her head* That's my kawaii peanut.
Sarada: Papa!!
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Sasuke, Sakura, Ino, and Hinata leave the children and go to the Hokage's office. Sai is already there. Naruto shows them a list of where to eat. The wives decide where to go. They agree to go to the steak place.
Waiter: Welcome, Lord Seventh! Table for how many?
Naruto: Hi, table for 6 please. Thanks!
Waiter: This way, my lord. *leads the way*
Naruto: Thank you! We'll just call you once we're ready to order.
The husbands have their menu opened but the wives are obviously deciding what to eat.
Sakura: Anata, what do you want?
Sasuke: What are you getting?
Sakura: Hmm.. Ribeye? Then maybe some dessert later. *checks the menu*
Sasuke: Okay, me too. Minus the dessert. *closes the menu*
Sakura: Sure!
Ino: Do you want T-bone, Sai? I kinda want some T-bone for tonight.
Sai: Yeah, I want that. *sips tea*
Ino: Awesome!
Hinata: Naruto-kun, I'm getting filet mignon.. *points at the menu*
Naruto: Oh, good! I also plan to get that! *waves at the waiter*
Waiter: Ready to order, Lord Seventh?
Naruto: Yes!
Sasuke: Excuse me, I'll just go to the wash room. *leaves*
The rest give their order to the waiter. Sasuke goes to the wash room and calls Sarada.
Sarada: Hello?
Sasuke: Sarada.
Sarada: Papa? Um, is there anything wrong?
Sasuke: Uh— Nothing.. Just want to check in on my kawaii peanut.
Sarada: Papa! I'm okay! I'll call if anything wrong happens.
Sasuke: Yeah.. Just want to make sure.
Sarada: Could you please trust me on this one?
Sasuke: Of course—
Sarada: Then don't call and enjoy your dinner.
Sasuke: Yeah, sorry. Bye. *hangs up and turns around*
Naruto: *laughs* Teme, you got reprimanded by your daughter?
Sasuke: Why are you here? You're so weird!
Naruto: I'll wash my hands too! *laughs* Y-Your face, Sasuke!!
Sasuke: Shut up! *leaves*
Sakura: Anata, is everything okay? Why is Naruto laughing?
Sasuke: *sighs* I called Sarada and he's making fun of it—
Naruto: Because Sarada got mad at him!! *laughs*
Sasuke: She did not. Actually, she told me to enjoy the dinner.
Naruto: But the face you made after.. It's from someone who got reprimanded.
Sakura: *giggles* You won't understand. You're not a girl dad. Sasuke-kun is just worried.. Right, Anata?
Sasuke: *nods*
Naruto: Hey, I'm a girl dad too!!
Sakura: Oh, sorry! I totally forgot!
Hinata: Naruto-kun is also scared of Himawari.
Sasuke: *smirks* See?
Ino: Ah, I want a baby girl too!
Sai: Noted on that, Ino.
Ino: *blushes* I'm— I'm just joking!
Sakura: You should have one if you want an heiress to the flower shop! *laughs*
Ino: Inojin is showing a bit of interest now.. So, maybe he can take care of it in the future!
Waiter: Please make way for the order.. Thank you! *places them one by one*
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Sasuke: You did great, Sarada. *gives wagyu take-out box*
Sarada: Thanks, Papa! *takes the box* See? Everything went well.
Sasuke: As expected.
Sarada: *smiles and goes to the kitchen*
Sasuke: *checks everything that can be broken or not in place*
Sarada: Papa.. What are you doing?
Sasuke: Nothing! I'm going to our room. Bye!
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Have u had any thoughts about sasuke lately monarch? I miss him…😩😩😩
Queen, I always have thoughts about Sasuke 😌 @queenondeezmatatas
Enjoy this stream of consciousness <3
You know what I want to talk about?
How easy it is for Sasuke's pup to trick Sasuke into believing anything she wants XD
Sasuke truly believes that his pup would almost never lie to him, and if she did, he'd be able to spot it immediately!
This is not true.
"Did you finish your homework?" he asks as she tries to leave the house with a bunch of friends.
"Of course, oma, I would never go out and play without doing my homework first 😇"
Sasuke, nodding with the wisdom of a thousand sages, like 'yes, of course, I needn't have asked. Have fun."
Then they leave, and one of the friends is like, "have you actually done your homework??'
and she's like 'of course not'
And that happens over and over again XD
The academy teachers hate Sasuke because he takes his daughters side in everything. She gets into a fight? Well, it was probably justified and she was provoked! She fails a test? She was having an off day, you weren't clear enough with your instructions. She pulls a prank? I don't believe it was her, do you have proof?
She has him wrapped around her little finger XD
Now moving on from canon Sasuke to a non-massacre AU Sasuke, I want to talk about his relationship with Itachi.
Specifically his inferiority surrounding intelligence.
When Sasuke's a child, he really feels like he'll never be better than his brother at anything, and he's the stupid brother and the least loved etc. etc.
But as he gets older, he starts to notice things about Itachi that he didn't notice before.
His brother is... kinda weird actually.
Like he acts in a weird way when talking to strangers and he doesn't really have a sense of humour, except he does, but it's weird and no one understands it??
It rocks his world view because maybe Itachi isn't good at everything, because he clearly isn't good at socialising at all.
And Sasuke is pretty good at that when he wants to be, just saying.
And then he goes on to realise that it isn't just socialisation, his brother has some weird ideas that he believes are facts but totally aren't.
Like, his brother seemed baffled by the idea of sex before marriage??
He knows zero slang and constantly misunderstands it.
He genuinely thought that Sasuke was like, two months away from a marriage just because Sasuke went out on one date??? (and tbh he was only doing it because he was bored and his dad told him he couldn't.)
And he once asked Sasuke what condoms were?? Itachi was 17 at the time.
Not to mention, the one time Sasuke made a joke about nipple clamps and then had to awkwardly explain to a horrified Itachi what he was talking about, only for Itachi to turn around and give him an intervention, convinced he was being indoctrinated into some kind of sex cult???
And slowly Sasuke starts to realise... Itachi may be a genius prodigy ninja, but he's also really weird and has absolutely zero common sense and almost no applicable life experience.
So, Itachi changes in Sasuke's perception from this unbeatable genius, perfect older brother, to a kinda weird older brother, whose advice he should take under NO CIRCUMSTANCES!
It changes their dynamic a lot once Sasuke loses the hero worship XD
Hmm, now some rapid fire headcanons about Sasuke!
He has ticklish feet.
He hates breakfast in bed.
Scratching him on the back of the neck is the best way to get him to purr.
When he's in a bad mood, his scent takes on a burnt scent because of his fire/lightning chakra leanings.
Him and Naruto routinely meet up to beat the shit out of each other for fun. Lots of spectators show up every time.
Genuinely believes he has the best alpha that exists. He will not acknowledge that as personal opinion, it is a fact.
Struggles to dress himself sometimes, because most of his wardrobe is black and he can't find the exact bit of clothing he's looking for half the time.
Never cries when he chops onions.
I don't know if pizza exists in the Naruto world, but if it does, it's his secret guilty pleasure.
Will deny liking it that much but will eat an entire pizza in one sitting when he normally doesn't eat much.
Is against pineapple on pizza and heavily judges people who are pro.
Aaaand that's all I can think of right now!!
I hope that scratched your Sasuke itch, queen ;)
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3. screenshot or description of the worst take you've seen on tumblr
startin out rlly swingin' ok... well lotta rlly shit takes out there so it's hard to pick just one. i def dont have any screenshots of anything... pickin' one at random is just like anyone callin Neji horrible or abusive for kickin the crap outta Hinata in their match in the prelims of the Chuunins. like 1. designated match; 2. she was literally goading him about his literally enslavement????????? like anyone who wanna cop for hinata is already someone imma side eye cause for all that she goes through from her dad she never actually suffers from the caste system itself and being 12 doesnt excuse her goading him when she knows damn well what shes doin; 3. the girl would not stop cause of stupid ass naruto, so like yeah she got her ass beat and then everyone and their mother jumped in to protect her but only Gai stepped in to keep Gaara from straight up killing Lee like the double standards. like pls tell me you have no concept of slavery without telling me you got no concept of it... prolly watch movies about white women in the south during the civil war and empathize with them too cause their husband or dad beat them
7. what character did you begin to hate not because of canon but because how how the fandom acts about them?
i dont know if there is a character i started to hate causa fandom? like i keep to myself and to my focus, and i generally like what i like and dislike what i dislike on its own merit. genuinely i cant think of a single character where im like yeah the fandom has made me despise them. like if i hated a character, i already hated them.
i think if there was anything i could say i developed a hatred for because of the fandom itd be like n*r*gaa but i still like hate that ship on my own too.
8. common fandom opinion that everyone is wrong about
rlly swingin' a bat i havent swung in a minute but or*ch*m*r* is not a trans icon. he's a homophobic and transmisogynistic caricature and tme ppl are quick to disregard that and deny whats textual about this character's preying on children because it doesnt impact them. lack of critical engagement from fandoms has rlly done a number on the way ppl view this character because back in the day we all knew what was up with him re sasuke and didnt need our hands held to know he a predator in multiple ways and that is rooted in the aforemented -phobic caricature-ness. ppl do the same shit with like bugs bunny where it's like no this character was not a queer icon, this character was doin this shit as a joke and ppl need to learn how to differentiate harmful shit from the shit that's in good fun/genuine
and lord if someone tries to send me anon hate about this like they used to just kno you wastin your breath cause i aint gonna give you the time of day
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The Lucy Paradox
I'm going to get murdered for posting this on Tumblr, huh?
Somehow, I've never talked about this. I've made this joke in private. However, it's worth discussing in this format. Think of it as a celebration of International Women's Day.
Incidentally, Lucy isn't the one who I named this paradox after. The original name of this was the Sakura Paradox. For the record, I mean Sakura Haruno from Naruto.
It feels like a given that Sakura is a weak character. The way some fans talk about her, you'd think she was the worst character in the series. The closest example I can think of is Yamcha, whom no one takes as a threat past the first arc of Dragon Ball. After the big-time skip, he's treated as the joke of the group, especially by fans.
Here's the problem. Sakura's very strong. That's true in a literal sense, but she has more ability than fans give her credit for. It's not a stretch to say she's the strongest civilian in the series universe.
"Yeah, that's true in the second half. But what about in part 1?"
Do you mean the part where she has a better grip on chakra control than her teammates? Or the part where she's shown to ace the first part of the Chunin Exam without having to cheat? What about later in the exam when she breaks out two separate genjutsu? Yeah, I'm not hearing it.
Why do people say she's weak? Simple, she'd been dwarfed in power by monsters. It's not controversial to say Sakura is the worst member of Team 7, with the potential exception of Sai, if you even count him. It's not a close race between her, Sasuke, and Boruto's dad. She's a distant third. The only debate is how badly she's lapped.
If this sounds like I'm insulting her, it's not. Those two might be the strongest characters in the universe, with no qualifiers or exceptions. From what I've heard about Boruto, they're still doing crazy things years after their time in the spotlight should be over.
I call this the Lucy Paradox because fandom might not be fully aware of how incredible Lucy is. She's on the level of magic to use two gold Celestial Spirit Keys at the same time. It's impressive if someone's able to use two keys. She can mix and match between any of the ten she has.
Remember that she's the only wizard capable of Celestial Star Dress. At its introduction, it was just being able to take the abilities of her spirits. In the sequel, it's also the ability to combine the powers of two different spirits.
Let's take that for granted for a second. Lucy comes up with strategies that are helpful to her friends. And it's not just helping Natsu's fights. She's the one who recognized the true meaning behind Daybreak. She's the one who saw through the Eclipse Gate in two different timelines. She rewrote the entirety of the Book of E.N.D. after reading it once. Most importantly, she's the one who revises Anna's plan to make it possible to defeat Acnologia.
I say all that, but she's the weakest human member of the Strongest Team. She's never been on Natsu or Gray's level. Erza's not an S-Class mage for nothing, even if you want to argue that Natsu's overtaken her. While Wendy started weak, she's surpassed Lucy in the last arcs of the main series. I'm not cruel enough to say that Carla is even close to better than her. However, if your only meaningful competition is the Exceeds, that's not great.
Though, let's back up and think about that last paragraph. Lucy is the weakest member of the Strongest Team, no doubt. She's not the weakest member of Fairy Tail. Let's ignore the no-named scrubs who show up for a couple of lines every four volumes Lucy clears. If Lucy joined Shadow Gear, she might be the team's ace. She was able to hold her own with Cana as her partner. (Speaking of which, Tenrou Island is another situation where her planning came in the clutch, and I can't believe I didn't talk about it earlier.) She's more powerful than the Strauss kids not named Mirajane. I'd even go so far as to say she could make a solid member of the Thunder God Tribe.
This is probably where someone else would make this about feminism and how shonen writers aren't good at writing women. (Except for the rare female writers.) I get this for Kishimoto whose writing of women is indefensible. Akira Toriyama (R.I.P.), who influenced much of the genre as we've seen it, isn't much better with how he handles his women.
But Mashima?
I know the fanservice can be way too much at times. But, as I mentioned years ago, his women are better written than fans often give him credit for. Lucy loses to two women on her team. Some of the best story arcs in Fairy Tail revolve around characters like Lucy, Cana, and Erza. I'd put Erza's character up against almost any other female character in a similar narrative role in the same genre. I don't care that she punched that meteor that one time. She's still a better character than a lot of them.
No, this issue is more the fault of fans and their pesky expectations. They see characters who aren't the strongest and assume they're weak. Fans do this despite the advanced strength of other characters and the narrative role of the characters.
I wouldn't say that we have a feminist problem. I'd say we don't recognize the strength of femininity.
I'm just going to come out and say it. Women are great because they're not men, and vice versa. I'm in favor of getting rid of some of the restrictive gender roles culture places on both genders. That shouldn't come at the expense of making women more like men.
"Doesn't that mean that we can't have women who fight and have active roles in media, similar to typically male characters?"
You know what? That might be the most eloquent I've made this voice sound.
My answer is simple. Why can't we have both?
Why can't we have our Rukia and our Orihime? Why can't we have our Tifa and our Aeris? (Or is it Aerith?) Why can't we have our Lucy and our Erza?
Now, don't get it twisted. I love seeing physically strong women in fiction. She-Hulk is one of my favorite heroes in Marvel comics. (I hate that I have to specify comics.) Jupiter is my favorite of the Sailor Guardians. Homura is my favorite member of the EZ Crew. However, a strong character is a good character, and vice versa.
The best thing about the traditional female characters is how they manage their lack of physical strength. They use their wit and charms to their advantage instead of brute force. Men rely on power and speed. Women focus on flexibility and accuracy.
I like to think of it in sports terms. If traditional masculine traits are more offensive, feminine traits are considered more defensive. Both are necessary for teams to succeed. Some sports require people to switch between both roles. However, players usually excel at one of the two.
"What about sports like fencing and the martial arts?"
You need to switch between offense and defense quicker than other sports. However, is it good if a fencer only parries attacks and never thrusts? Is being able to throw punches without blocking a great boxing strategy?
What makes characters compelling has nothing to do with either masculine or feminine traits. (At least, it shouldn't.) What matters are their virtues and determination. It may manifest itself differently in male and female characters. However, it's not as if women can't show strength without sending people through walls. It's not as if men can't show tenderness without caring for children.
The most essential trait for characters might be weakness. How do characters make up for their failings? How do they overcome the conflicts they face? These things draw us to good characters, no matter their gender.
Let's compare two fictional women. Sophie Hatter from Howl's Moving Castle and Captain Marvel.
Carol Danvers is an unfortunate case. She started as a character with solid writing in the comics as a side character. Her solo series as Ms. Marvel in the Civil War era is pretty good. However, since becoming the new Captain Marvel, she's been defined by her power and little else. Despite Marvel's best efforts, fans have not latched onto her new persona.
The MCU didn't help. Captain Marvel was one of the weakest movies in Phase 3. Even at the time, it was clear that its success was attached to the Avengers' success. Few people praised the movie on its own merits. Even fewer had meaningful defenses for its many critics.
Captain Marvel was a physically strong character with no weaknesses. She was so strong that the government she was working for had to limit her powers. However, Carol wasn't the best character the MCU has put out. She didn't endear herself to the audience, had no real connections to the main cast outside of Fury, and became a textbook example of a strong female character without the character part of the equation. Ironically, the best movie to handle her was the one where she barely showed up.
Then there's The Marvels.
It's unfair to say that the movie only flopped because of Captain Marvel's character. That movie's failure has much more to do with the current state of Disney and Marvel Studios. However, part of the plot's failings is because of Carol's lack of weaknesses. They had to find a way to nerf her and chose to tie her to the other characters. They had to find a way to show her connections to the universe and married her off-screen to a South Korean actor on a planet where everyone communicates through singing. No wonder it bombed the same year Guardians of the Galaxy did well.
Sophie Hatter (it took me an embarrassingly long time to realize that was her last name) is the protagonist of Howl's Moving Castle, one of Hayao Miyazaki's most beloved works and one of my favorite anime. Miyazaki is no stranger to writing strong women. While I could pick either of the women from Princess Mononoke, Sophie is for the point I want to make.
She is by no means strong. She has no magic and has to rely on Howl and Calcifer many times throughout the story for protection. In a cast of magical individuals, she might be one of the weakest members of the cast.
However, she is far from a weak character. Even at her most insecure, she shows great inner strength and determination. She's determined to find a way to get back to her younger self. She doesn't shrink at the task of cleaning Howl's house. Not to mention, she becomes the heart and soul of the castle. (No pun intended.) It makes sense that she gets younger as she becomes more assured in herself. Ironically, she proves to be braver than Howl. He gains strength and courage from her.
Sophie's strength doesn't come from her ability to use magic or how many soldiers she can knock out. Her strength is more of an inner strength. It's an unshakeable will to achieve what is necessary. That causes her to push past her insecurity and grow throughout the movie. It's no wonder that so many people love her and the movie.
In Conclusion:
If you want to make a strong female character, that's a fine goal. What matters is that you focus more on the "character" than the "strong."
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been thinking a lot about a sakura focused arc in pre-shippuden naruto because i’m constantly wishing naruto was a better show and i just had so many thoughts about sakura that it kind of got away from me!
so the sakura centric arc would come after search for tsunade, and basically just assume the first 4 arcs of naruto are mostly the same because if i rewrote the whole thing, this would be even longer than it already is. one of the inciting incidents would be tsunade offering to teach naruto one of the few techniques passed down by the uzumaki clan that she actually knows, and this is when the uzumaki lore would be introduced. not kushina yet, but all the rest. and naruto finding out his clan has all this history would be a point of contention between sakura and naruto because before that both of them had bonded over the fact that they had no secret clan techniques or special family training like their peers, all they had is what they learned in the academy and from their teachers (or that they'd stolen, for naruto). i dunno, they have a couple of little jokes about it, and will sometimes mock people when they use a hiden jutsu under their breath to each other, just bratty kid stuff. and at one point they've both expressed that they wished someone had taught them cool secret techniques, but they were both totally nonchalant about it. anyway sakura tries to be happy for naruto because she knows how badly he wants connection, but she's actually soo bitter about it, especially with how directionless she is after the chuunin exams and konoha crush (fuck kakashi for that). another inciting incident would probably be team 7 meeting her father in some way, like maybe he does a mission with them or something and sakura is super embarrassed about it, and not just because he's kind of a goofy guy, but specifically because he's a genin like them. maybe sasuke's mean about it? i don't know, whatever. a lot of this arc would be focused on sakura's feelings of inferiority, which is one of those things that i like about sakura, and always makes me feel emotional, but also kishi writes it in such a sexist way :/ to me, the goal of this arc for sakura's character development is her resolve about becoming a stronger ninja, to explore why she even wants to be a ninja and then this arc being the tipping point for her asking tsunade to teach her.
sakura's clanless status would either be introduced during sakura's fight with ino in the chuunin exams, or expanded upon in this arc, but it would be made explicit that part of why they fell out was because of sakura's feelings of inferiority over being clanless vs ino literally being next in line to lead one of the most important clans in the village. like obviously it's more than just that, but it's one of the things. i don't see ino as being super arrogant about this to sakura because ino clearly feels a lot of pressure and like she's not capable of leading the yamanaka clan (even if it's only anime filler character development, ino is my most beloved naruto character so i take all the crumbs i get. she is so good and cool in my head, it's unreal). i see a scene of ino basically saying to sakura "sorry, we can't hang out as much anymore, my dad is gonna start teaching me clan techniques. You should ask your dad to teach you too!" which obviously makes sakura feel like ino is leaving her behind. kishimoto made sakura have self-worth issues over thinking ino was better than her and i'm here to say that i can make them worse! i want to make it worse, actually!
it's also an opportunity to explore the difference between kekkei genkai, hiden techniques and just normal jutsus, which is something that i think a lot about and wish had more nuance within the story. and it would go into specifically how clans will hoard and restrict access to specific jutsu to maintain power for their clan members, like how it's basically impossible to be on the barrier team without being an yamanaka, and they also have a stranglehold on the analysis team, and it's the same way with all the powerful clans and institutions in konohas. team 10 would have a really important role here, because from sakura's perspective, chouji and shikamaru (and even ino a little bit too, but not as much as before the chuunin exams) are barely trying to be ninjas, but they seem so much stronger than her because of their techniques and it's not fair because she's got so much talent and ability but nobody to show her what to do with it. and then on the other side of that, we see inoshikacho are given extra training and resources before they even enter the academy that sakura isn't because there are people actively invested in making them better ninjas in a way that nobody is with sakura. but that pressure and responsibility is a lot for them, and shikamaru doesn't even want it, chouji is terrified of it, and ino doesn't think she has what it takes! so they're just all fucked over by it! also while i love the ino/sakura fight and flashback, i think more could be done with the resolution between them after it. and this arc would be a really great time to do more, because ino is basically the most important character to sakura's character development, so of course she'll get to do more. they're both insecure about things, but in different ways and i want sakura to get to see ino as someone who's feeling lost like her outside of filler.
sakura would also spend time with team gai because everything about their whole deal is so much about the idea of clans vs non-clans, and it would be good to have sakura with tenten and lee, who are both also clanless, but are still fiercely motivated to be better ninja and actually supported by their jounin leader. and she could make an interesting connection with gai, whose father was also a genin, which could help sakura to think about her future, and why she wants to be a ninja, if that makes sense? plus a good opportunity to check in on neji's whole thing with the hyuuga post-chuunin exams because it's basically never relevant again in the story, but if we're talking about clan tension then it would be a waste to not check in on him.
and then with her parents, i don't see them as having a bad relationship, but sakura's at that age where things get kind of weird with your parents because you're growing up and figuring out who you are, and navigating having more responsibilities (like sakura's not even in school anymore! she has a job now!), and sometimes it's hard to figure out how this older version of you fits into the pre-established family dynamic. it's such bullshit that sakura's parents being alive was never part of the story in a meaningful way, especially since parents and legacy are such big themes for naruto and sasuke but like. whatever! i'm not bitter about it or anything! at the beginning of the arc, sakura's been kind of distant with her parents because of all the previous plot bullshit, and they're starting to hover because they're worried. sakura's always been a high achiever and she wants to make them proud so badly, but she didn't even make it to the finals in the chuunin exams, and she's at a point where she doesn't even know why she wants to be a ninja. and the two people she's on a team with have so many issues that she can't do anything about, and she's 12-13 so obviously her parents just "won't get it" but even if she thought they would, they couldn't do anything about it either because she hasn't really seen her parents as being people capable of solving problems for years now after she realized that her father couldn't help her with her academy homework when she needed it. but also she loves her father and doesn't want to hurt his feelings by saying that to him! and she doesn't want to tell her mother that their "boy troubles" are not the same because her mother never worried about anyone snapping and becoming evil randomly, or whatever the fuck is happening with her teammates! and she can't even really talk about the problems she's having with her parents with her teammates because they're both doing their own thing and also orphans so they won't get it either! (reconciliation with ino coming in clutch for this one) and then her father has a job with her team and she's feels so ashamed even though she doesn't want to be, and it sucks. in shounen, power progression is always a big thing, and characters are always working towards becoming stronger than the previous generation, so i think it's interesting to have sakura start out at basically the same power level as her father and then ask the question, what does she want now? what does this mean for their relationship? i want sakura to get to fight side-by-side with her father while they can still see the same power level of enemies as a genuine threat, and i also want her to get to protect him, and for him to be really proud of her. and i want her dad to get to protect her too, but in smaller, maybe less showy ways, like being the one to hide their campsite in the morning, or stopping them from getting too close to a wild animal den, and other important survival skills like that.
a lot of what i want sakura to figure out is that even though she's had her options restricted, if she wants it badly enough, she can become a strong enough shinobi to protect the people she cares about, and there are people who will teach her the stuff she wants to know, and i want her resolve to be found in the fact that she's clanless because everyone who wants the opportunity to be ninja should be allowed to nurture their potential and she's gonna prove it. and then, once she realizes that, she asks tsunade to train her, instead of after sasuke leaves. while i personally think the really terrible and messy dynamic between team 7 is fun in an awful way, i've always wanted sakura to have more developed motivations and goals outside of her connection to sasuke and naruto, and i want her to want to get stronger for reasons that are not them. like i enjoy that they influence each other, and mess each other up, but also sakura should have something for herself that has nothing to do with them, the same way they do, and i hate to say it, but something that is uniquely sakura's in team 7 is that she does have living parents, so. you know
anyway, back to team 7, i guess. the biggest change would definitely be sasuke and sakura's relationship. i don't mind some of the stuff about sakura's crush on sasuke in early naruto, and if i was trying not to change literally everything about the original team 7 dynamic, then i think while exploring what it meant for her dad to be an adult genin, it would be pretty easy to recontextualize sakura not taking being a ninja very seriously when she starts because everything comes so easy to her, and if she makes it to chuunin, she'll already be doing better than her dad. and subconsciously if she never puts her all into it, she won't be disappointed when she never makes it very far like him. and then with her crush on sasuke, like subtextually, comphet obviously, but also about how he's a good person to have a crush on because he has clan status, and that might help her amount to something eventually. anyway, throughout the arc, sakura is pulling away from naruto bcus she's really pissed at him and feels kind of betrayed, and sasuke's probably avoiding everyone because of his encounter with itachi. so sakura is mostly on her own figuring out exactly what it takes to actually make it as a clanless ninja with the other genin teams, and also why she wants it so badly. but when team 7 actually is together, you have these interactions between her and sasuke where he'll say something about being an uchiha and as sakura begins to think more on her clanless status, she becomes more uncomfortable in these conversations throughout the arc until eventually they have a really really bad fight that from sasuke's perspective comes out of nowhere. and since it's shounen, their inability to work together probably puts the team in danger or something. this completely destroys any sense of teamwork between the 3 of them, because while naruto and sasuke have petty squabbles all the time, it doesn't really mean anything, but sasuke and sakura have never really fought with each other before and they both really meant it. sakura feels like sasuke doesn't respect her as a ninja (which tbh at this point he... does but barely. rude), and that he thinks her being clanless means she'll always be weak. and i see this as a moment for sakura to break down a bit because she's still a kid and she just had a super bad fight with her friend, and she could have really messed everything up on the mission, and she did it all in front of her dad when she wanted him to think that she was such a great ninja and making the family proud, but then her dad can be there to take care of her. and sakura just gets to be loved unconditionally for a bit, and she realizes that while her parents can't protect her from all the enemies she'll eventually face if she wants to keep up with her team, there are other ways to take care of the people you love. and she needs to get stronger so her parents won't need to worry about her going on missions (obviously they still will regardless of how powerful she is. loving people is like that too)
meanwhile, sasuke was literally in the middle of trying to figure out how to care about people again and if that's what he actually wants, and there's already tension between him and naruto after konoha crush and itachi showing up again, so fighting that badly with sakura really messes with him in a way he did not expect at all because he thought everything was good between them (i really want sakura to be able to hurt sasuke emotionally as recompense for every single interaction they have in shippuden) and he barely even gets what he did wrong, or why it happened because he would rather die than spend two minutes being self-aware. and i dunno, some comedy moments of naruto trying to get them to make up unsuccessfully (everything about this whole situation would stress naruto out so much. sorry naruto). on top of that, naruto discovering more about the uzumaki clan forms this kind of fucked up connection between him and sasuke that also sends sasuke into a bit of a tailspin bcus he realizes that uzushio was only destroyed like 25 years ago or something like that, and he'd literally never even heard of them other than naruto. it's terrifying to realize that he lives in a world where powerful clans can be wiped out and forgotten about like their power means absolutely nothing, and he feels utterly powerless in his clan status for like the first time in his life. him realizing this could be what helps resolve stuff between sasuke and sakura, but personally i prefer sasuke doubling down and adding it to the reasons he needs to leave konoha because i enjoy making sasuke worse. and the fact that he and sakura never really make up adds a lot more depth to their relationship after he leaves because she feels guilty about it even if she doesn't think she was wrong. and that unresolved anger can also easily make it so they're instantly trying to kill each other when they meet again, which i would enjoy.
oh, also naruto and sakura manage to resolve their stuff because the uzumaki techniques are mostly seals that require a lot of really delicate chakra control, which naruto is very bad at. so he asks sakura for help and says that since there aren't any other uzumakis around, she can learn the technique too, and they learn it together, and thematically it's about overcoming barriers and dismantling the clan system. and also about sakura finding a way to connect with naruto over his loneliness. kakashi should probably do something here but i didn’t think about him at all, so oops i guess? there would be some mission, with actually plot stuff that they have to fight in between all this, but i’ve really just wanted to think about emotions and themes, and about sakura’s connections with other characters. anyway, could’ve been the sakura arc of all time. wish i actually wrote fanfic because i think this would be fun
#naruto blogging#naruto#sakura haruno#using the naruto blogging tag is so embarrassing bcus most of my posts in it are from 2015#there is nothing good in it except this essay on sakura bcus all my good naruto thoughts were on twt#whatever i was 16 and stupid about naruto it happens to the best of us
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