NARUTO MEN THAT ARE BRAT TAMERS:
MADARA, OBITO, KAKASHI, pain, hidan, SASORI, itachi, TOBIRAMA, sasuke, JIRAIYA.
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Once again thinking about Sasuke thinking Tsunade’s actually Naruto’s grandma
Current thoughts on it: Naruto unlocking a version of Mokuton (something something the Uzumaki and Senju being sister clans so Naruto gets something similar but not exactly the same, anyways!) and him and Sasuke put it together that whatever Naruto can do now, it’s a lot like what the first hokage could do
So of course, first thing they try and do is see if Naruto can do it without the necklace, turns out he can! While thinking about it, Sasuke hears Naruto refer to Tsunade as “granny” again and starts to really think about it
While looking into it, he finds out that Tsunade’s grandma was an Uzumaki (and maybe somehow completely overlooks any mention of other Uzumakis which doesn’t seem too impossible since like. no one seems to know anything about Uzumakis for some reason)
So Naruto: has a similar ability to Tsunade’s grandpa, kinda looks like Tsunade?, was given the first hokage’s necklace (this would look really weird if you were not in the know of why, let’s be real here), and the only other “Uzumaki” that he can find evidence of was Tsunade’s grandma
So clearly, Naruto’s v closely related to Tsunade, but then why would she not claim him as family??
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what if whenever ashura and indora reincarnate like all their lives do that, no separate souls or however it works
orochimaru tries to summon the the previous hokage to fight hiruzen and everyone is completely baffled when instead of god of shinobi hashirama stepping out of the coffin naruto falls out wondering where the fuck that weirdo from suna he was about to throw hands with went
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I love your most recent redesigns, they also look so much more like ninja, still kids but more equipped for the job they have, especially Sakura. I also love how with team 7 they all wear the forehead protector on their foreheads. Then with the beginning of the chunnin exams they look a little older and even more prepared than at wave. This is weird, but I love how disheveled team 7 looks after the exams, it really shows how dangerous the exams are and how taxing it was on them both physically and mentally, also Sakura wearing Naruto’s jacket by the end of it really drills in how much they all care for each other. It’s just so good.
Ooh thank you for noticing those details✨️
I really like the idea that they have to wear the protectors on the forehead! At least as genin! Hinata wearing it over her eyes is close enough and as a member of a famous clan their superiors can just let it slide
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i don’t even like this boy but here we are (ft. 2 ugly ass ducks)
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raising a child would crack naruto like a walnut.
with how shitty his childhood was and how many barriers i headcanon that it created for him, i think being in the place of a parent would destroy the final doubts about how bad naruto's childhood was.
something about about the breaking of cycles: something about naruto having a child and that child not having to budget at four or starve, about that child not being *alone*, about that child being so so loved by their huge family. something about that child growing taller than naruto, because naruto was malnourished and they are not. something about naruto having his kid come up to him asking for help and be knocked on his ass by the trust he has been given: how this child has no doubts about naruto's care and love. something about how this child will never ever truly understand the sheer... emptiness that sometimes lingers on naruto, how they will never get why simple things like ramen together or shikamaru's hand on his shoulder or sasuke silently picking out the tomatoes out of naruto's take out makes naruto tear up.
how naruto will watch his child not understand and be so so glad. (some things are not meant to be known. this is one of them.)
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Naruto: Hey Teme, Sakura, did you know that anyone who can raise one eyebrow is a brat tamer?
Sasuke: Dobe what the hell?
Sakura: *unknowingly raising one eyebrow as it's too early in morning for this*
Sasuke: *realizes Sakura has done this to him before. Proceeds to have another extensional crisis as he shifts through his past lives' memories to see Shachi and Haruka raising one eyebrow at their husbands*
Sakura: *groans because it's too early in the morning for this*
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Legit some of the best characterizations I've seen are when a character is basically a human (or half-human) shaped cat.
Cloud, Sephiroth, and Genesis
Ardyn and Noctis
The Sparda Boys
The Elric Brothers
Most of the cast of Katekyo Hitman Reborn
Sasuke... when he's not being a total cunt
I'm sure there are plenty of others floating around in my head but DMC and FFs VII and XV have eaten my brain recently so these are the examples that have managed to stay stuck in my head.
Honorable Mention goes to Toothless, who while not human, is definitely cat-coded.
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