Is your child texting about SATANISM?
LOL - Love Of Lucifer
ACAB - All Cherubs Are Bastards
DM - Demonic Magic
IRC - I Renounce Christianity
ROFL - Realm Of Father Lucifer
STFU - Satan The Father Underground
OMG - Opposing My God
Feel free to add on to raise consciousnes!
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i sat down to draw some smut for the smut war and found this poor wip that has been sitting in my "to draw" pile since october
it seemed like an awfully fitting way to start 👁️👁️
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Had this Meme in my head all day and needed this
Blank template under the cut if anyone wants to mess with it
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Satan: *quietly entering Mc's room in the middle of the night*
Mc: *sleeping like a log while hugging a stuffed animal of their own size*
Satan: …
Satan: *with a murderous face picks up the stuffed animal and throws it angrily against the wall*
Mc: *frowning at the lack of the stuffed animal*
Satan: *crawling into their bed and taking the stuffed animal's place*
Mc: *hugging him and smiling*
Satan: *happy angry demon noises*
In the morning
Asmo finds Satan and Mc cuddling while sleeping peacefully in an adorable position.
Asmo: … *taking out his phone and taking a picture* I found Satan, Lucifer!!! He's in Mc's room again!!!!
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Mammon, up to his shit again: Are you religious? I'd like to introduce you to my religion
Lucifer: What are you-
Mammon, showing a picture of MC: this is my religion
Lucifer: .....I'm interested.
The brothers: we are interested
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Mc: What are you doing Luci?
Lucifer: Reviewing the souls going to hell this week
Mc: Ah, yes, sometimes I forget that this site is that kind of site…. Can I take a look?
Lucifer: Sure.
Mc looking at the papers when they suddenly opens their eyes wide.
Mc: Is that my religious aunt???!
Lucifer: *concerned* It seems to be…
Mc: Ha!!! Who were you saying would end up in hell for being bi? I'm in hell too but... Didn't you say you were God's favorite? Suck it!
Lucifer: Was she...?
Mc: A bad bastard, made my existence impossible until I was able to flee from that house.
Lucifer: Oh? *grinning ghoulishly*, let me write that down.
Mc: :D
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