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keeperofdarkness22 · 6 months
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Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse | 2015
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th3d0nutl0rd · 1 year
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Bitches be like "I'm fighting monsters" and then the monsters are bisexuality. And zombies.
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jdeanmorgan · 2 years
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31 DAYS OF HORROR FILMS ➛ Day 8: Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse (2015)
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fanaticloser · 7 months
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Teenage Dirtbag of the Week
Ben Goudy - Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse (2015)
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ruewrote · 1 year
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𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑦.
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PAIRING: carter grant x fem!reader WARNINGS: strong language GENRE: idk SONG INSPIRATION: crank that by soulja boy WORD COUNT: 486
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of fucking course, the apocalypse happens as you actually go out for once.
shit, shit, shit. the thought pounds in your head as you peer around a wall towards the police station, crank that blaring from a car stereo in the near distance.
the sounds of groaning and shuffling feet make your skin crawl - noticing the glass doors were open and very much smashed. as you leant further out to get a better look, your shirt was pulled back and you were pushed up against the same wall you were looking over.
getting ready to scream but a hand quickly covered your mouth silencing most of noise, opening your eyes to be met with another pair - soon shutting up but your breathing was still heavy as the same boy checks if the coast is clear.
as you were in no apparent danger you licked the stranger's hand to get him away from you, soon regretting it and spitting out saliva.
“ew dude! what the fuck?” the brunette grimaced, whilst wiping his hand on his khaki shorts, realising there were three others, two boys and a woman, “yes cause jump scaring a person is definitely the best way to get someone's attention when there’s fucking zombies roaming around?”
your conversation - more like argument catches a couple of the creatures’ attention, you all ran back to the run-down car. they didn’t bother to discuss the situation and to just get out of their as fast as possible.
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as you made your way out of town, the sky had darkened and the stranger's friend who you had soon discovered his name was ben - had fallen asleep beside the two of you, whilst denise drove and augie sat in the passenger’s seat.
you and carter had sat in a comfortable silence, him looking out of the window and you were you were staring at your hands, still trying to wrap your head what was going on. 
“are you okay?” carter spoke quietly from beside you; you give him a tight lipped and nodded, “i guess as best as i can be after all this has happened.”
he looks away but you're still glancing over at him, eyes scanning over his features, one thing you’ve noticed from the beginning is that he has such pretty eyes, a deep hazel. 
you stayed like that for a couple of minutes. however, that was cut short since he had turned back over to you, you whipped your head back around to the front of the car. a deep blush spread across your cheeks.
you feel him lean more into your side and whisper into your ear, “you’re not so bad yourself babe.” you turned your head to disagree, but all you could do was splutter noises of outrage knowing you had gotten caught, he just laughed at your expression.
why did someone so annoying have to be so pretty? 
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tctmp · 10 months
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Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse: Directed by Christopher Landon. With Tye Sheridan, Logan Miller, Joey Morgan, Sarah Dumont. Three scouts, on the eve of their last camp-out, discover the true meaning of friendship when they attempt to save their town from a zombie outbreak.
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soaringcloud · 2 years
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I just re discovered one of my favourite comfort films- scouts guide to the zombie apocalypse :D
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rachel-rxth · 2 years
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does anyone know when scouts guide to the zombie apocalypse is set? i feel like summer but it could just be any slightly long break
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“Aber-blow-me-and-bitch” will always be my favorite insult
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bmovieasylum · 1 year
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neonleon22 · 4 months
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RWBY characters as things I have heard and/or said - pt. II
basically just incorrect quotes + stuff from my life
Ruby: I just wanna jump into the puddle—I’m water resistant
Weiss: I’m not
Ruby: This ain’t about you
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Yang: Zwei could you stop acting like a total goblin for five seconds
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Goodwitch: Who would you bring with you to the island
Ruby: I would bring Pyrrha’s boyfriend and then sacrifice him to the animals
Jaune: wAIT WHAT—
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Blake, about Yang and Ruby: Okay did I just drop acid or are they really singing Puns N’ Roses to an Apathy
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Ruby: The moment they added the alphabet to math I knew I was done for
Yang: I would make fun of you but I feel the same way
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Weiss: Ozpin told me I’m one of a kind
Ruby: Yes, and my mom once told my dad she was coming back
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Blake, reading to her child: “And then the fairy godmother whispered in her ear—”
Weiss: [barges in] SHE’S A LESBIAN!?
Blake: …actually “she’s a frog”
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Ruby: You went to the bathroom?
Weiss: Yes
Ruby: To use the bathroom?
Weiss: YES
Ruby: Sorry I’m just shocked whenever someone actually uses the school bathroom
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Weiss: There’s a force field? Why didn’t you tell me?!
Blake: Well, because I wanted us to fail
Weiss: …
Blake: OBVIOUSLY I DIDN’T KNOW
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ssj2hindudude · 1 year
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If Rudy was turned Heartless in Book 2:
*Rudy has them cornered*
*Brynne notices he's wearing a Britney Spears T-shirt*
Brynne: ♪Oh baby baby♪
♪How was I supposed to know?♪
♪That something wasn't right, yeah♪
♪Oh pretty baby♪
Mini: What are you doing?
*Brynne puts her hand out to show she knows what she's doing*
Brynne: ♪I shouldn't have let you go♪
♪And now you're out of sight yeah♪
*Rudy stops growling and starts smiling*
♪Show me♪
Aru *joining in*: ♪How you want it to be♪
Mini: Aru what-
Both: ♪Tell me baby♪
♪Cause I need to know now, oh because♪
*Rudy gets hyped*
Rudy: ♪RY RORINESS IR RIRRIN RE♪
Brynne: ♪And I♪
Rudy: ♪RI RUS RONRESS♪
♪RI RIR RIREEV♪
All: ♪When I'm not with you, I lose my mind♪
Aiden: Ok, did I just drop acid or are they seriously singing Britney Spears with my zombified cousin?
Mini: How did you get cured???
Rudy: ♪RIV RE RA RIIIIIIIIINE♪
All: ♪HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME♪-
*Mini knocks him unconscious with her Death Danda*
Mini: If anyone deserves a song about second chances from this jerk, it should be me!
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timeisacephalopod · 1 year
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It really strikes me that people treat fanfic authors as if they don't know anything about writing, which is weird because even before I wrote fic I cowrote a stage play I got an award for back in high school, poetry my teachers would frequently compliment, and my own original ideas in novel format- which structurally you learn in high school it's not some fucking Devine Knowledge no one knows about? If you didn't learn what an inciting incident is and the basic structure of a novel and tropes like The Heroes Journey by eleventh grade then fine but don't project that onto a format of writing you have some weird vendetta against. After that I went to uni and wrote dozens of academic essays for my degree, some of them quite extensive in length and obviously there's technical skill involved in that writing.
Besides that after I stopped writing fic I learned how to write screenplays and wrote like 3 episodes of TV shows in film school- which by the way used other showrunners ideas because writing an episode of an existing show is how you build a portfolio. That's right fanfic hating assholes, if you want a tv writing job pull out ur fuckin fanfic out so your ability to capture the voice of another show can be judged. I also wrote a movie script in school and I highly doubt I'm some Special Snowflake among fic authors, so where the hell does this idea that fic authors are all 13 year old yaoi obsessed morons who've never even seen a book their whole life and never learned even the most basics of writing like what an adjective is come from?
I know people who hold this idea don't seem to think they're misogynists but they treat fic identical to how people treat romance and erotica outside of Fic World and I highly doubt two areas in which women are the ones doing most of the writing would get targeted with the exact same rhetoric of "that's not real writing" for completely different reasons if the arguments against the fiction are basically the same. Because obviously Real Literature doesn't have romance, sex, or women writing it.
Regardless, it's utterly asinine to assume fic authors have no idea how to write because they're writing fic- like actually no, technically speaking I'm qualified to write all kinds of shit as far as what I know, so I don't much appreciate that my writing a single form of writing somehow means I have no skills or training just because Ive written that particular format according to some people. It's deeply insulting and I really do wonder if people think people who write as a hobby should even be allowed to have that hobby if theyre this obsessed with publish or don't ever even LOOK at a word. Like not only is it insulting to suggest that my hobby is somehow some particularly god awful drivel, but apparently those people don't know what a hobby is given that zero other hobbies get treated like this. No one walks around telling people if they aren't playing professional sports they can't play them at all- we just know that normal dudes playing football probably aren't Tom Brady and aren't looking to be either.
#winters ramblings#just because YOU dont know anything about writing doesnt mean everyone is in your boat#and ill tell you right now just because you know about writing doesnt make you good either#im fairly mediocre- raw talent in several areas but VERY diamond in the rough#granted i have more talent than the hacks shitting on fanfic im sure but ill bet im 1000X better an editor#than theyd ever be. editing isy strong suit im VERY good at looking others work over amd figuring out what to shimmy#around to make it better. sucks because i wish i was a better writer but like TECHNICALLY i can write several formats#so to suggest i dont know what im doing because i write FIC is absurd. im bad at writing because i cant plot for the life of me#story im good at worldbuilding im great at character voice im good at but plot? god help me i suck at it#still busdy WEIRD to make the assumption fic authors dont know how to write because they write fic#as if you cant learn how to write outside of fic and apply thay knowledge to the fic??#because im willing to bet of the talented authors people like they probably have experience writing#be it by themselves be it real writing jobs or training in a writing feild. theres outliers for sure but ill bet#of the REST they arent fucking morons and know how a fucking book works its not rocket science#being good at writing is almost less structure and more everything else mostly because you can get away with bad structure#assuming you have other stuff to offer but if you have the best structure in the world and BORING writing and characters well#no one will boher with that on account of reading is entertainment. you have to ENTERTAIN#by that metric dic authors do more than their hobbies on that and thats true of shite media too#like scouts guide to the zombie apocalypse isnt some Grand Amazing Oscar Winner but it doesnt need to be#like fuck if you insist on only watching oscar winners thats fine but lets not act like your Refined Taste makes you superior#like bitch ive seen oscar winners and ive read best sellers- winning awards doesnt make it Iron Clad Amazing#im sure people have lots to say about Green Books oscar win including me it should've gone to blackkklansman#point being 'good' media doesnt even escape criticism so lets not act as if only watching 'good' media#is like eating the fruits and veggies of media. you are not what you read write or watch lmao#spitting out takes that fucking dumb- as if only watching and reading Quality Content makes you lacking in anti intellectualism?#makes you sound dumber than what you paint fic authors as. media dont need to be good and hobbies arent meant to be oscar winners#or Pulitzer prize winners. fic is a fucking HOBBY and even if it wasnt that doesnt mean people who write it dont know how to write#you have no realiztic idea WHAT someones background is and book structure isnt something So Rare no one knows about it#im aure fic authors know how to ficking GOOGLE shit if they didnt go to high school you arent packing#you dont have Special Book Knowledge karen we all went to high school and if we didnt dont shit on that persons writing asshole??
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randomlittleimp · 9 days
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Watching A Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse. How bad could it be
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music-in-my-veins14 · 1 month
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skepsiss · 1 month
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Chapter 1, chapter 2, and chapter 3 are up now! (7,638 words)
All chapters are now up!!
Read it here on AO3: The Last Strange Thing
Rate: Explicit (violence, gore, and s*x)
Read tags under the cut for warnings, and details.
Welcome to the apocalypse. The demo-infection has taken hold of the world, and humans are a rare thing these days. Still, people hang on to civilization in pockets across North America and beyond. Hawkins is one such place.  Steve Harrington is a scout who runs missions for Hawkins, and on one of those missions, he becomes separated from his scouting partner, Robin. He has to find his way across Indianapolis in an infected world, meeting one very important individual on the way, Eddie. The two of them must trust one another in order to journey across Indiana, while perhaps finding something softer to nurture with one another along the way.
The journey is full of romance, death, action, and suspense. This is a "The Last of Us" alternate universe. This work is 100% completed, and I will be posting each chapter between now and April 7. Prepare yourself for approximately 52k of action, horror, romance, supernatural happenings, and love.
@llamalpaca will be posting some VERY COOL accompanying art that inspired this WHOLE PIECE! So be sure to give them a follow and check out that art piece when it drops in April. Look at it here!!!
Big thank you to @knormalizeknitting for being my beta reader!
Link to the Monster Reference Guide, here.
Censoring the word s*x so tumblr doesn't get mad at me. Please don't tag with NSFW or other such tags. The post itself is not inappropriate, but I want people who are going to read the fic to be aware of what is there.
Additional Tags: action, romance, hurt/comfort, alternate universe, The Last of Us AU, canon divergence, apocalypse, apocalypse au, body horror, gore, blood, animal and human death, excessive force (weapons), level of violence and graphic nature of imagery that aligns with Stranger Things, dead dove don’t read, dead dove don’t eat, smut, nsfw, frotting, handjob, happy ending, zombies, zombie apocalypse, steddie, stobin, platonic stobin, Steve and Robin are best friends, Steve and Robin are platonic soulmates, slow burn, emotional hurt/comfort, angst, miscommunication, misunderstanding, Steve Harrington loves Eddie Munson, Eddie Munson loves Steve Harrington, Bisexual Steve Harrington, Bisexual Eddie Munson, betrayal.
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