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incorrectbatfam · 3 days
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Dick: What’d you make for Selina?
Bruce, staring at the food he burned: Regret.
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gothamundernightlight · 14 hours
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Incorrect Batfam Quotes
Bruce: I think I’m going to marry Selina.
Alfred: …
Dick: …
Tim: …
Steph: …
Jason: …
Damian: …
Cass: …
Bruce: Any thoughts?
Tim: And prayers. You’re going to need them.
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dailydccomics · 3 days
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Catwoman by Pablo Villalobos
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shyjusticewarrior · 6 hours
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People who think Jason and Tim don't/can't care for each other because of their rocky start are gonna lose their minds when they learn what Selina and Ivy's relationship used to be like.
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platitudinalteen · 3 days
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For anyone who likes Jason (And also Duke) I offer you a line from my wip.
Duke walked in, clearly surprised to see them. "Whoa," he looked around. "What you guys doing in here?"
"What does it look like?" Jason asked closing the fridge and holding up the foul coffee creamer he'd be forced to drink in the absence of his favorite. He looked Duke dead in the eyes, pouring it into his Wonder Woman themed mug. "Suffering."
Duke paused, nodding slightly. "I meant more like in general," he clarified. "None of you are usually up at this hour."
"Oh, that," Jason fixed his answer. "Couldn't sleep."
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tired-teddybear · 18 hours
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au where selina adopts dick instead of bruce
- selina goes with bruce to the circus as a date
- when the Graysons fall, she knows bruce is reliving what happened to his parents
- she kisses bruce on the cheek and stealthily makes her way through the crowd to the youngest Grayson
- selina has always had motherly instincts, it’s why she has so many cats. she’s known for taking in strays, so what’s one more?
- she pulls dick into a hug and he melts into her, he just needs someone to hold him right now
- selina reminds dick of his mother- the same warm brown skin, the same tight embrace, both kissing the top of his head and whispering reassurances with a slightly accented voice
- she whisks him away from the police (she doesn’t trust them in general, let alone with a newly orphaned child) and lets bruce deal with the consequences. dick sits on her couch with a cat in his lap as selina introduces herself and explains everything to him
- dick is just glad he doesn’t have to go with the cops or social services (he knows not to trust them), and his gut is telling him he can trust selina. after all, animals are a great judge of character and all of the cats seem to love her
- bruce is aware selina took dick in, but considering how quickly the police give up looking for the boy, bruce doesn’t mind her essentially kidnapping him
(selina eventually becomes a foster parent and legally fosters dick, but it’s years later and the police/legal system don’t care enough to worry about a previously missing persons suddenly appearing as a foster kid. gotta love Gotham)
- dick is still young and angry and wants revenge on tony zucco. selina is honest about her identity as Catwoman, and he asks her to help him get back at the man who killed his parents
- together, they steal his most prized possessions, bankrupt him, and overall ruin his life, and then they hand him over to the cops with evidence of his crimes duct-taped to him
- dick is a natural at stealth, thanks to his acrobatic abilities, and he begs selina to train him. he wants to be like robin hood, stealing from the rich and giving to the poor, and who is selina to deny him that?
- selina will still steal jewels from museums and such for herself, but she does that solo. together, the two of them go after corrupt rich people and steal their money, distributing it to the poor
- dick teaches himself how to hack and is able to access bank accounts, making it much easier to steal large amounts of money. selina is extremely proud of him
- selina makes dick his own suit and he goes by Stray. he is typically the one to give out money to people on the streets, and he’s eventually known by most of Gotham. bruce carefully ignores this happening, because he recognizes that Stray is helping the people of Gotham in a way Batman can’t
- bruce still finds and adopts jason, but his costume and name are obviously not Robin. probably Batboy. anyway, dick hears about Batman’s new sidekick and immediately thinks “friend? potential friend?” so he follows them around and befriends jason
- jason knows about Stray, and has a slight hero worship of him ‘cuz he’s like robin hood!’ which dick (and selina) find adorable
(dick is about 10 when his parents die, 12 when he becomes Stray officially, and 16 when jason (13) becomes Batboy)
- tim, when he finds out about dick being fostered by selina kyle after being declared missing for years, of course goes to confront them. dick was (still is) his childhood hero, and he was so worried when the older boy was declared missing
- at least until he recognized dick as Stray, but he couldn’t exactly confront him then
- anyway so tim shows up at selina’s apartment and demands to see dick. selina is like “you are tiny, come inside” and calls for dick. it takes dick a moment but he recognizes tim and hugs him. tim clings to him and dick just accepts it
- tim gives him the photo they took together and some others he found in the newspaper of dick and his parents. dick cries and thanks him
- they get to talking and dick & selina are like “how did you get here? where are your parents?” and tim is just like “oh they’re in egypt. i rode my bike here :)”
- this of course leads to dick and selina stealing tim and leaving bruce to deal with the consequences once again
- it’s easily resolved, selina becomes tim’s emergency contact and they talk to his parents; whenever janet and jack are away, tim will stay at selina’s. blackmail might be involved but a deal’s a deal
(dick is officially fostered by selina right after jason is adopted by bruce, and about 6 months after that tim (10) confronts selina and reunites with dick)
~ time skip ~
- dick goes to Gotham University and lives on campus but stays with selina every weekend. his major is undecided and he eventually drops out to start paramedic training
- when bruce doesn’t believe jason (15) about Garzonas, he runs away to selina’s where dick (18) and tim (12) comfort him. he tells them about sheila haywood and they research her, but jason ends up deciding not to go after her
- selina has a Talk with bruce and he apologizes to jason, inviting him back as Batboy. jason agrees but visits selina’s apartment far more often. he is Batboy for a few more years before offering the mantle to tim and going off to college
- tim respectfully declines being Batboy, and since jason never dies and bruce never goes off the deep end, it isn’t necessary for him to take on that role
- babs is still Batgirl and then Oracle, and tim decides to train under her with computer stuff instead of going out in a mask. tim helps both Batman and Stray when they need it
(babs becomes Batgirl around the time dick becomes Stray, and becomes Oracle a year into jason’s run as Batboy. she views jason as a little brother, and has a sort of Batman/Catwoman relationship with Stray (aka dick flirts with her as Batgirl and she pretends to hate it. they don’t actually date but end up becoming good friends) dick goes after the joker when babs gets paralyzed and breaks both of his legs. he is Oracle’s #1 fan and is super happy when tim decides to train under her)
(babs is about 2 years older than dick, and balanced being a college student/graduate with being a vigilante. she’s a total badass and works more with the Birds of Prey than Batman, but always has time for dick jason and tim)
- babs becomes a lawyer. dick becomes a paramedic and gives Stray to tim, instead becoming Nightwing- a medic vigilante. tim takes on the mantle of Stray and does the robin hood gig. jason leaves the vigilante life behind and goes to college, majoring in english and minoring in education (he wants to become an english teacher and give Gotham kids good educations)
~ the end ~
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suzukiblu · 1 day
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BatCat, tsundere!Batman, and a baby for @tarheelwindrunner.
“It’s not like I like them or anything,” Bruce mutters. Selina gives him an absolutely pitying look. 
“Of course not,” she agrees mildly, like the man’s not currently holding a tiny baby girl curled up in his cape and sniffling into his body armor. It’s a vast improvement over thirty seconds ago, when she was the one holding said tiny baby girl and said tiny baby girl was trying to scream down this entire warehouse. 
But Bruce of course doesn’t like her. Couldn’t possibly. Ever. Certainly doesn’t have any weakness for children whatsoever, in fact. 
She is a sweet little kitten of a child, Selina has to admit. 
Well, when she isn’t screaming, anyway.
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timdrake-yumm · 13 hours
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I’m a problem
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morgangalaxy43 · 2 days
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I feel like all of Bruce’s partners would all go out to brunch together and they would gossip about Bruce and the bat kids
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punchedlines · 5 hours
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dailydccomics · 11 hours
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Poison Ivy vs Batman by Mikel Janín
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randombatcharts · 15 hours
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I actually figured a pose for the dragon, and it’s going pretty well. Not the best pose, but to make up for it there’s detail!
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platitudinalteen · 14 hours
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(Can we talk about the small intimacies in my wip please? I recently realized how much I love using tiny details of affection in my work and I need someone to care about this as much as I do, lol.)
"Jon ran his fingers through Damian's hair softly, letting him rest."
"Damian used Jon's shoulder as leverage while standing up."
"Jon ran his thumb over the small scar on Damian's neck as he sat down next to him."
"Damian closed his eyes, resting his head on Jon's shoulder for a moment."
"Jon interlocked their hands underneath the table."
"Damian held his thumb firmly over Jon's pulse, feeling the beat of his heart calm down."
"Jon breathed a sigh of relief, melting into Damian as they pressed their foreheads together."
"Damian brushed his fingertips along Jon's jaw line softly as he slept."
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brvceselinas · 2 days
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- on catwoman from batman: masterpieces (1998)
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sexyheroes · 3 days
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Bruce and Selina by Pachutorres
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