#Sergeant Shadwell

[brainwormcity]

Shadwell really said:

#good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #aziraphale x crowley #book omens #sergeant shadwell

[athousandyearstime]

You foul fiend! In league with the forces of darkness!

GOOD OMENS 1.04 ✧ Saturday Morning Funtime

#the stern bewildered look he gives him is so fucking funny #goodomensedit #goedit #good omens #aziraphale #michael sheen #sergeant shadwell #goodomenssource #goodomensgifs #tvedit #cinematv #lgbtedit #televisongifs #filmtvcentral #dailyflicks #tusermyra #ughmerlin #arthurpendragonns #userstream #mygifs

[tartanthermos]

good omens as random posts i dug up from my camera roll (2/?)

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens s2 #good omens memes #good omemes #good omens gifs #crowley #anthony j crowley #shax #good omens shax #shadwell #sergeant shadwell #good omens shadwell #good omens nina #go as text posts

[mischieviem]

More of my labyrinth au

DO NOT REPOST

#good omens #good omens 2 #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #ineffable partners #ineffable spouses #anthony j crowley #aziracrow #aziraphale #aziraphale x crowley #ineffable wives #labyrinth #good omens x labyrinth #mischieviem #muriel #sergeant shadwell #shax good omens #crowley x aziraphale #azirowley #azicrow #muriel is ludo #aziraphale is sarah #crowley is jareth #crowley is the goblin king #aziraphale is a bamf #shadwell is hoggle #because of course he is #oh how my own au has consumed me completely

[theswedishpajas]

😇💀🪓👻😈

#my art stuff #digital art #undertale #horrortale #sans #mars #beetlejuice #cartoon #toonjuice #axe #scene redraw #good omens #good omens season 1 #THIS HAS BEEN WORMING AROUND IN MY BRAIN FOR A WEEK #I AM SO HAPPY TO FINALLY HAVE IT DOWN ON PAPER #Nobody will be able to tell that I had to edit Lydia out of the BG and idk if that makes me happy or upset #cus it takes skill to do that but me doing it well so nobody can tell also means I did a really good job- #OTL #sergeant shadwell #madame tracy #roachmallow

[phantomstatistician]

Fandom: Good Omens

Sample Size: 56,282 stories

Source: AO3

#aziraphale #crowley #beelzebub #gabriel #anathema device #newton pulsifer #hastur #ligur #maggie #nina #sergeant shadwell #madame tracy #good omens #fanfiction #ao3 #statistics #phantom statistician #ineffable husbands #aziraphale x crowley #crowley x aziraphale

[windsweptinred]

London, The headquarters of the Witchfinder Army. Witchfinder Sergeant Shadwell is currently inducting his newest trainee, Newton Pulsifer.

Shadwell: Have I told you of my greatest foe laddie? They call him the Witch Knight. The most dread and fearsome beast to walk these hallowed isles. Lord of Satan's floosies his is! I've been hunting him since the 60's, but he's always managed to stay one step ahead. But mark me, I'll get him one day! They say he makes the most abominable trades of worldy riches with beings beyond our comprehension... For powers unimaginable! It doesn't doesn't bear thinking of!

The lair of said dread Witch Knight... Who proceeds to trip over his own feet and spill coffee down himself.

Hob: Oh for fuc....Dream, Dream! Can you do the magic hand wavy cleany stain thing? I need to be in work in 15 minutes!

(Mumbles from the bedroom)

Hob: No I can't just put on another jumper.

(More mumbles)

Hob: Yes, where are all my other jumpers? Excellent question. You wouldn't happen to know would you?

(Sheepish mumbles)

Hob: No I'm not asking Destiny!... We both know they're piled up on your throne in a Shetland wool, Dream King shaped nest.

(Affronted mumbles)

Hob: Yes I do dare... Sod it I'll wear a shirt.

(Further mumbles)

Hob: Oh, you'll do it for a cup of tea will you!

#dreamling #hob x dream #hob gadling #dream of the endless #the sandman #good omens #sergeant shadwell

[ineffablyruined]

Good Omens + Text Posts

Bonus: The Earth is a Libra

#good omens #good omens text posts #good omens text post #gomens text post #gomens memes #go text post #good omens memes #incorrect omens #good omens incorrect quotes #anathema device #anathema #newton pulsifer #newt pulsifer #newt #adam young #good omens adam #good omens antichrist #antichrist #madame tracy #sergeant shadwell #shadwell #good omens pepper #pepper #beelzebub #good omens beelzebub #good omens earth #the earth is a libra

[kristen-rollens]

Good Omens if it included Muppets: A Thread (Part 2)🧵

-Janice and Floyd as Anathema and Newt: Again it just feels so right

-Miss Piggy as Shax/Madame Tracy: I can just picture it😭

-Kermit as Shadwell: just hear me out ok😮‍💨

-Fozzie as the Metatron: IT WOULD BE PERFECT

Last Part coming up next🐍🪽

@neil-gaiman

#good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable idiots #ineffable husbands #ineffable fandom #the muppets #anathema device #newton pulsifer #madame tracy #shax #sergeant shadwell #the metatron #good omens metatron #fozzie bear #kermit the frog #miss piggy #the electric mayhem #david tennant #michael sheen #neil gaiman #i’m mentally ill #terry pratchett

[chaoticamelay]

Good Omens characters as things my friends have said

Crowley: Gender is a joke and I'm the punch line.

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Aziraphale: I just want to eat spaghetti and read my book and experience no horrors, please.

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Maggie: I don't drink alcohol but I do self medicate my ADHD with three daily energy drinks, so who is the real winner here?

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Anathema: Physically I am a person but spiritually I'm a Ouija board screaming "AHHHHHHHH"

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Newt: Computers hate me, probably because i'm nonbinary and they're mad since that's the only language they speak.

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Madam Tracy: For personal reasons, I will be dropping out to become a stripper in a lesbian bar.

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Nina: When I was in high school our teacher had us read a book where the male villain was apparently attractive and I was the only girl in the class who didn't forgive him at least a little. And then the teacher wrote a comment on my essay that she was proud of me for sticking to my morals but actually I'm just a lesbian, and if it was a hot female character i would probably just try to fix her

(this one is a bit of a paraphrase bc it was while ago and a long quote)

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Shadwell: I have learned that there's only so long people can listen to me talk about my obsessions, and I have ignored that completely which is why I have no friends.

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Adam: I am too young and too sad for this.

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Muriel: Have you considered that the question is geese and the answer must always be no?

#incorrect good omens quotes #incorrect good omens #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #maggie good omens #nina good omens #madam tracy #sergeant shadwell #newt pulsifer #anathema device #muriel good omens #should i make a part 2

[fellthemarvelous]

What if we get to Good Omens 3 and realize that Good Omens 2 just deadass happened in the middle of the Second Coming and everyone has been waiting for Aziraphale and Crowley to catch up with the program?

And just when they think they might actually be getting somewhere, Az and Crowley hurt each others' feelings and go their separate ways while everyone is facepalming in the background because these two lovesick dumbasses still aren't paying attention.

The Them and Adam are just standing there pacing or tapping and Anathema and Newt and Madame Tracy and Shadwell are all like "well someone is going to have to personally drag them over here kicking and screaming and it's not going to be me" and Jesus is like "can someone please explain the zombies to me?!?" 😱

#good omens #i have no idea what this is #i'm really high right now lol #aziraphale #crowley #good omens 3 #the them #adam young #newton pulsifer #anathema device #madame tracy #sergeant shadwell #jesus christ

[thebookshoparoundthecorner]

Tv Moments My Computer Paused On That Could Be Memes: Good Omens Edition

Found these in a folder on my computer and couldn't resist! Might do another later based on when my computer decides to freeze next, only time will tell. Enjoy, friends!

#good omens #good omens 2 #crowley #aziraphale #good omens screencaps #good omens memes #crowley x aziraphale #sergeant shadwell #jim good omens

[ineffablelvrs]

#idk im curious !!! #personally i like anathema a lot :) #good omens #anathema device #newt pulsifer #sergeant shadwell #madame tracy #adam young #aziraphale #crowley #anthony j crowley #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #good omens 2 #good omens season 2

[takeme-totheworld]

I know the question of who was responsible for almost killing Adam is a contentious one around these parts, but I think it bears pointing out that at the end of the day, despite all the arguing back and forth about it Crowley and Aziraphale were both on the same page about going through with it regardless of which of them was holding the gun, and it was the humans who actually prevented it from happening.

Even Shadwell, who has almost zero redeeming qualities throughout this entire story, immediately balked at being told to shoot a child, and then Madame Tracy forcibly prevented Aziraphale from going through with it. They both knew that they were on their way to kill the Antichrist, and Shadwell at least had enough information to have possibly pieced together that it was the child Newt had gone to Tadfield to find—but when push came to shove, Aziraphale and Crowley were prepared to go through with it despite their misgivings and the humans weren't.

I don't know that I'm saying this makes A&C bad, or the humans better (again, Shadwell is overwhelmingly a terrible person apart from this one moment), but it's certainly one of those moments that highlights how different they are. Despite six thousand years of living among humanity, their perspective is still fundamentally non-human.

#good omens #good omens rewatch #good omens thoughts #good omens aziraphale #good omens crowley #good omens adam #good omens madame tracy #good omens shadwell #aziraphale #crowley #adam young #madame tracy #sergeant shadwell

[9ndreus]

Shadwell: [pointing] You are posessed by a demon and I will-

Aziraphale: [sweating] How do you know about that.

#aziraphale #good omens #incorrect good omens quotes #good omens incorrect quotes #sergeant shadwell

[brainwormcity]

"Aziraphale doesn't actually care about humans." Are we looking at the same character? We're talking about the angel who literally got discorporated trying to stop a human (who was trying to vanquish him, might I add) from dying by moronically entering a Heavenly portal. He's a bit single-minded, sure, but he loves humanity so much that he literally died, just to save a single human.

#good omens #aziraphale #sergeant shadwell