born to be a mediocre gamer forced to participate in society
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Erotophobia
I’m learning new words. My man has been afflicted for 12 years and I was finally arsed enough to investigate. Not a surprise really after decades of pinpointed glossophobia and 12 sexless years.
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I find this Dracula Daily hiatus particularly amusing because so much of this book to this point has been narrated by Mina and Jonathan. Suddenly they are both quiet and it's conspicuous.
But unlike Jonathan's earlier hiatuses, this one isn't ominous. We know they just got married. They're too busy doing what married people do on their honeymoon to tell us about it.
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did something a little different: i ANIMATED a commission!!
funny story... i was actually just spitballing pose ideas for spot with, and instead of sending my client five different sketch files i just lumped them all into a quick, messy gif for the sake of convenience. turns out the client LOVED it and was willing to pay extra to animate it!! maybe i should do this more often...
since this is a spiritual successor to one of my most popular posts, i'm glad i sprung for that extra work >:3
commission info - patreon - redbubble
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current panic at the disco is like if your favorite band had its members replaced by government operatives to start pumping out bland radio hits that accomplished the same thing albert kellogg was trying to do with cornflakes
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Me: *realizing I'm aroace*
Me: I am going to be single for life...
Me: *realizing I won't fulfill the espectations of society and the idealization of romance and sex*
Me: *sadly* I am going to be single for life...
Me: *then realizing what an actual relief it is not to have to get into a romantic or sexual relationship*
Me: *happily* I am going to be single for life!!
Me:
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for science again what's your favourite description of aziraphale's gender
I'm procrastinating lunch for this the brainrot is INSANE what did you do to your mascot good omens fandom WHAT DID YOU DO anyway have this maggots:
god i love that little shit so much
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are transwomen lying and they dont actually trick straight men into sex because that is a flex to them
or are those men bisexual in denial
or are straight men really so misogynistic and uneducated about female anatomy they think an inverted penis is the same as a vulva and vagine
or have straight men rotten their brains with porn to the point they are attracted to femininity more than women
edit: not about victimblaming - it is not okay to lie about your sex to a sexual partner ever. im just wondering about the how
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i hope these dont get taken down but more tarnished doodles i never posted
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