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#Shameless HoS
mickeygifs · 5 months
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astaraels · 5 months
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Tensions between Mickey and Ian come to a head in a way neither of the boys expect.
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m4ndysk4nkovich · 6 months
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gardenerian · 2 years
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And we're comin' back to the demon-killing work of love
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bearofohu · 7 months
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keep on going back to your ganon post about him being such a manwhore that if he doesnt serve cunt, he will die of sadness like a pathethic goldfish. the fandom needs to acknolwedge manwhore ganon way more istg
you are literally so right like. all fates fan say when they talk abt garon is how cartoonishly evil he is during conquest like.. ofc he became evil thats what happens when old man yaoi runs out of court maiden cock
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psalmsofpsychosis · 2 months
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if i had a nickel for everytime a Cameron Monaghan character made a cult and became a prominent religious figure i uhh
uhhhh
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moonrevolutions · 2 months
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"You gave me the courage to pursue my bestfriends dad even though he has someone already."
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❝That's fucked up. Good luck and tell me all about it. Happy dickings, I guess!❞
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victimized-martyr · 2 years
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love the idea of kyman rushing immediately to their bffs venting that “holy shit I got with Kyle/Cartman” but it plays out differently for them respectively like
Cartman’s all “KINNY! OH MY GAWD You’re not gonna believe the shit that went down, he [explicit] and [explicit] so I [explicit]” and Kenny’s just clutchin his pillow and eating snacks like it’s a middle school girl sleepover, occasionally chiming in with “did you [explicit] like I said to?” “hell yeah I did! and it totally worked cause he[explicit]” “eeeeee!” “eeeeeee!!”
and with stan and kyle it’s just. all they have to say is
“Dude?”
“Dude.”
“woah, dude”
“Yeah, man!”
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flamingbluepanda · 2 years
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Hot take: the Hall of Shame Kiss (purple robe Ian) is one of the best gallavich kisses and is seriously underrated
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astaraels · 5 months
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a man takes a drink. the drink takes a drink. then the drink takes a man. Lip Gallagher, six months after the finale. (ao3)
The Alibi is silent, still; completely the opposite of a usual night in the bar. No patrons sit in the cracked booths or on the worn-out bar stools. No one plays pool, or watches a game on the darkened TV sets. Lip stares at the figure behind the bar. Frank Gallagher, dead six months and looking healthier than Lip ever remembers seeing him.
“The fuck is going on here?” Lip says out loud. The words fall heavy from his mouth, almost landing with a dull thud on the sticky barroom floor. Frank looks up, his con artist smile and calculating gaze now turned bland and indifferent.
“Tell me, Mr. Gallagher,” Frank says, “what brings you here on a night like this?”
There’s a chip in Lip’s pocket that suddenly feels like a lead weight.
“...not sure, really,” he finally admits, slipping his hands into his pockets. “Why the fuck are you here?”
“I’m here to do my job, aren’t I?”
“What’s that, fuckin’...bartender to the afterlife or something?"
Frank says nothing, only pours a glass of amber liquid and slides it in front of Lip. “Bourbon. Neat. Or do you prefer it on the rocks?”
“No, I’m good. Thanks.” He swallows as he stares at the glass. Tightens his grip around the chip. Clever Lip, smart as a whip. Better hold on or you just might slip…
He reaches out and knocks the glass over, only flinching slightly when it shatters by his shoes.
“Apologies, Mr. Gallagher. I’ll get that cleaned up right away.” When Lip glances down he sees the glass is gone—dream world, right—but the bourbon is still there, sticking his feet to the floor.
“Don’t think I’ve ever heard you apologize for anything in your life, Frank.”
“I’m afraid you must have me confused with someone else, Mr. Gallagher. I’m just the bartender.”
Lip laughs humorlessly, because of course. It’s not Frank, not really. And bartenders only serve the drinks. They aren’t the ones who make you drink it. You put your hand out and you take the glass—your decision, not theirs. He reaches for it now, the glass back on the bar in front of him as Frank finishes pouring more bourbon. Like nothing had happened. Neat and tidy. Nothing between the drunk and the alcohol. Nothing but a man’s own self-control.
He takes the glass, brings it to his lips. Smells the alcohol, strong and unmistakable. Thinks of nights when he would watch Fiona, all of eight or nine years old and outside with a secondhand coat in the Chicago winter. How he’d seen her dragging Frank through the yard all on her own because she’d told Lip to keep an eye on Ian. He thinks of the blackouts, the hazy holes in his memories that he’ll never get back. Thinks of his siblings’ weddings and how he’d gotten shit-faced drunk at both, looking in a grimy bathroom mirror and seeing his father staring back. Hearing the fear in Debbie’s voice when she told him not to end up like Frank. Pleaded with him—it broke his heart, even then.
Lip looks up and sees his father there now. Sees him watching as Lip holds the glass, letting the bourbon slosh gently from side to side. Frank stands there, still. Unmoving. Smile bland and empty.
The glass makes a harsh clunk when Lip sets it back down. Pushes it back towards Frank.
“Man takes a drink,” Lip says. He’s seen this movie before. “The drink takes a drink. Then the drink takes the man.”
Frank chuckles, takes the glass. Takes a drink. “Ain’t that the way, Mr. Gallagher. Ain’t that the way.”
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pterodactylterrace · 1 year
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COME ON A LITTLE JOURNEY WITH ME!
Just imagine, if you will: it’s your anniversary. You have plans to spend the day together. Reservations and shows to see. A day out just in each other’s company.
And then the morning of, this is serving you breakfast:
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Idk about you, but forget them plans. I’m doing HIM all day now 🤤
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gardenerian · 1 year
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me: i am a little mel made of pure love today, the world is so gorgeous and i am so happy to be here.
me: *thinks about HOS in the year 2023*
me: nope. evil.
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angelzai · 4 months
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nsfw alphabet - osamu dazai . . . .ᐟ
MINORS DO NOT INTERACT!
wc: 2.1k
cw: gn!reader - no explicit anatomy mentioned, switch leaning sub!dazai, nicknames “pretty,” “honey,” and “babe” for reader, one instance of “daddy,” brief mentions of choking/spitting/slapping/marking/collaring/edging/dacryphilia, graphic mentions of cum, cum eating, CUM, degenerate!dazai my beloved
reid: no one asked for this i just be thinking uwu enjoy
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a = aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
it’s dazai - he’s lazy and kind of a princess. unless cleaning up is absolutely necessary (read: you both and the sheets are drenched in sweat and/or cum) he will just want to stay where you are and cuddle and be loved on
usually chatty afterward. loves to chit chat. if you’re too sleepy to hold a conversation, he’ll play with your hair and you can listen to him talk about the fall of the byzantine empire
b = body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
dazai is aware that he has attractive hands. there isn’t a single part of himself he’s not at least a little conscious of, but he knows his hands are both pretty and skilled, so he might as well try to be proud of them!
can’t pick a favorite body part on his partner. it changes by the day. one day it’s your waist, the next it’s your hair, wednesday it’s your thighs, most fridays he prefers your hands, sometimes it’s your stomach, other days it’s your ass. . .
c = cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
i know it tastes like sulfuric acid
cums so much. like an obscene amount.
he definitely has a thing for seeing you covered in his cum - whether it’s on your chest, face, back. . .
filthy nasty when it comes to cleanup. you made a mess on his fingers? he made a mess in your hands? your hole is dripping with his cum and yours? his mouth is on it. shameless
d = dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
less dirty and more just embarrassing for him - he usually cries after make-up sex.
if you argue and then fuck it out, tears will be rolling down his face while he cums - he loves you so much! he doesn’t want a petty argument to ever make you rethink your relationship with him
if you notice this, no you don’t. to him it’s a fucking secret okay
e = experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
while i do think he probably hoed around toward the end of/after his mafia days, i don’t think he’s as experienced as anyone expects him to be.
liked the feeling but hated the vulnerability. it was a tradeoff he wasn’t willing to make anymore at some point. eventually realized he needs to build up a level of trust with potential sexual partners
once that trust is built up though. hooo boy
that genius brain of his isn’t just for detective work
he’s intuitive and a quick learner. absolutely knows what he’s doing.
f = favorite position (this goes without saying)
spoons.
lazy man loves to wrap one arm around your neck and play with you with his free hand while he thrusts into you from behind <3
really partial to any position that lets him bite your neck and kiss your face and groan in your ear (hopes you do the same to him)
g = goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
can’t help the occasional one liner. he’s a natural comedian
dazai rather enjoys more playful sex where you both can laugh and talk throughout - sometimes it feels more intimate than serious, stone-faced sex
takes on a more serious air if he’s feeling jealous or insecure
h = hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
will adhere pretty firmly to whatever your preference is!
if you have no preference, he just trims when he’s unruly - maybe once every two weeks or so
i = intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
physically extremely sensual and aware of your body - little touches and breaths on your skin, lingering eyes, things that would get glossed over by anyone who isn’t a romantic at heart
tries (and succeeds) to swoon you verbally, too.
“need to feel you, please.”
“fuck- we fit s’ well together, don’t you think so?”
“‘m all yours, honey.”
“c’mon, pretty, fuck me like you own me.”
j = jack off (masturbation headcanon)
pillow humper.
he’s lazy! don’t get the idea that he’s above stroking himself because he’s not, but sometimes he just doesn’t feel like it
just imagine him in the first light of the morning waking up before his alarm with an unforgiving hard on. . .he was probably dreaming about you! and if you’re not there, what else is he supposed to do other than fold a pillow between his legs and grind on it until he cums in his boxers?
nnnnhhnmnmghshdhd pillow humper dazai <3
k = kink (one or more of their kinks)
choke. this. man.
whether he’s topping bottoming subbing domming whatever he cums 10x harder when your hands are anywhere near his neck
likes fingers in his mouth uwu since he’s confident in his hands, he’s definitely into you sucking on his fingers too
pry his jaw open and spit on his tongue. he will gladly return the favor, if you wish
slap him if you’re comfortable. he’s down for it. he usually hates pain, but if it’s supplemental to pleasure?
big fan of biting and scratching too, both ways if you’ll indulge him.
likes having matching marks <3
leash and collar this man while he’s on his knees and tell him it’s where he belongs. he’ll agree!
edges the hell out of you when he doms. maybe likes to see you cry a little bit <3
on the softer side, he adores being praised - bonus points if you can mix in some subtle and tasteful degradation. loves being told how good he feels, how good he’s letting you use him, how good of a boy he is. . .
l = location (favorite places to do the do)
he prefers the privacy of your bedroom so he can completely let go of his reservations
buuuuuut also gets excited about car sex uwu something about how the windows fog up, and how desperate and feral it can feel. . .
at the end of the day, he’s never met a flat surface he couldn’t fuck on. if he wants you, he’ll find somewhere to have you
m = motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
when you get intense about anything. discussing something you’re very passionate about? someone or something is visibly pissing you off? you’re road raging? dazai’s ready to drop ‘em
oh lord about to get the works cited page going. next bullet point references this post by user cqthqrtic (not tagging as to not surprise them with random nsfw content in their notifs, however if you see this, legend, and want tagged do let me know!), who pioneered my favorite degenerate!dazai and i think about him OFTEN
so with that, on a less wholesome note than the first one, i fully agree that calling him names like sicko, perv, freak, etc. gets him going like you would not fucking believe. he lives for your half-disgusted little reactions when he whispers filth in your ear in public or proposes some depraved shit like eating his own cum out of you. god forgive me
n = no (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
heavy, intense degradation. he’s already hyper-convinced that he’s a piece of shit. keep it to the classics; he likes being your dumb slut, your fucktoy, your brat, etc. and mix it up with praise. he does not like being called useless, bad, good for nothing else, etc.
o = oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
a real eater. a proud munch. so fucking smug about it too
his mouth + his hands? you’re seeing god
cannot however deny how much he loves your mouth on his cock. he’ll almost never ask for it, but he’ll also never say no to it.
might get carried away and fuck your throat a little - don’t worry, he’ll compensate you. ride his face til he can’t breathe
p = pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
almost always wants to take his time with you! he’s got a lot of self control and he uses that to his advantage
he can’t get over how tender it feels to bury his face in your neck, wrap his arms around you, and feel your nails in his back while he’s fucking you deep and unhurriedly
he loves slow, sleepy, lazy sex where his hands can just roam every inch of your body.
don’t get it twisted - dazai will absolutely fuck you fast and rough if you just say the word
want him to go faster and harder? give his hair a good tug <3
q = quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
not his favorite methodology, last letter considered.
won’t decline if it’s to get out of work <3 bring him lunch at the office and he might just bend you over the bathroom sink
r = risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
he’ll try just about anything once.
this man spent his most formative years in a front row seat to observe humanity at its filthiest - anything that happens with mutual consent and good intent between you two in the bedroom can’t be that horrible.
besides, he loves discovering new kinks of his with you <3
s = stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
only one or two rounds, maybe three on a good day, but he manages his time well.
spends anywhere from 15-30 minutes on foreplay on the first go around
will let you rest between rounds but continue kissing on you and teasing you lightly so it all just feels like one dreamy and continuous round
with his insane self control he could easily drag a couple rounds of sex out for hours. many hours.
however, he won’t usually keep you longer than three or so hours; on the flip side, he rarely spends less than 45 minutes on you.
t = toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
not opposed to you bringing toys to the table, but no, he doesn’t own any.
he can makeshift some handcuffs out of a belt so quick - what would he need to buy them for?
not a fan of having toys used on him, but he’ll go to town on you if you want <3
u = unfair (how much they like to tease)
oh brother
will hold off on cumming himself just so he can draw your orgasm out longer. sensing a theme here? when i tell you his self control is insane.
beg him all you want - he goes into it knowing exactly how long he’s going to edge you for <3
v = volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
he can hold himself back and be quiet. . .does not like to, though!
high quality triple x this-shit-rated-porn ass moans, sighs, grunts, and whines coming out of him regardless of his position. he was meant to be LOUD. he likes to let you know how good you make him feel!
cusses so much.
whatever he’s babbling gets so breathy and growly when he’s close
“thank you thank you thank you fuck thank you” while he cums <3
w = wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
wanna make him bust on the spot? call him daddy while he’s in you <3
x = x-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
average thickness but god he’s long
we’re talkin pushing eight inches
no curve, very few veins, blushy pink tip
sticks straight up and twitches when he’s hard <3
y = yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
contrary to popular (?) belief, i think his sex drive is average if not a little lower
mostly just up for it whenever you are! you bring it up? sure, he’s game <3
about who initiates sex: 60/40, you/him respectively.
if he’s not in the mood will say some really lame and uncomfortably silly shit like “i think mr. pinky’s asleep right now babe” 👎
z = zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
no he wants. to. CHAT
has enough trouble sleeping at night as it is! kind of just wants to go back to snuggling and hanging out when you’re done
again if it’s bedtime and you’re sleepy, he’ll just talk softly about whatever until he hears you snoring.
might pick up a book for an hour or so before joining you in the dream world <3
always smooches you goodnight whether you’re awake or not.
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