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daenerys-targaryen · 3 months
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adorned with smoke on my clothes… lovelorn and nobody knows
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zipadeea · 5 days
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also, when Nell sees that the theatre troupe woman's water broke and she's like "lol we gotta peace out" and it jumps to Nell literally delivering the baby is peak comedy and also an absolute representation of Nell's character
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Aww! Baby's first war crime!!
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Judy's joining the 'unethical use of speedster powers' list for phasing the brain out of a man's head.
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musicncomics · 6 months
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Everyone makes fun of Linebeck for his crate. And I will agree, it's a ridiculous concept at first- a grown man hiding away in a crate to get away from his crazy ex-lover, while a random kid fights her.
But what if we're thinking about the crate all wrong. What if the original purpose of the crate is not for Jolene, but for miniblins?
Ok, so- in game there are only 8 ships piloted by hylians. We have imposter wind-waker (1), brother of the imposter wind-waker (2), Beedle (3), Jolene (4), the old wayfarer (5), the merchants in the SE sea (6), the Man of Smiles (7), and the SS Linebeck (8). Everything else is pirate ships piloted by hordes of miniblins.
Most people will first see Linebeck use the crate as a hiding spot when you fight Jolene. And this is probably where the seed gets planted that the crate is solely for Jolene's visits comes from. But, he uses that exact same crate when the miniblins board your ship.
Now, you can beat the entire game (not at 100%, but still beat it) without ever once having the miniblins board your vessel, so I don't blame people for forgetting that this is a thing they can do- especially when you have to try to even get them to board your ship.
But I think even more telling evidence is what happens when you encounter a vessel that's been overrun by the monsters.
The most common vessel to see this happen is in the 2nd vessel mentioned. On this vessel, you board the ship to see miniblins abound, and the ship's captain face-down on the floor. After you defeat all the miniblins, you talk to the guy and find out he's-thankfully- still alive, and he may just give you a treasure or two for your troubles.
You leave, and forget about it- but if you ever sail back to that ship, you'll find it overrun again. And this dude is, once again, face down on the floor.
The point being- I think playing dead is a legitimate strategy that most of the people still sailing use to fool the miniblins into leaving them alone. Linebeck, however, has found a way to avoid the threat of pitchforks being jabbed at him if he accidentally moves, and has just started hiding in a crate.
This is in character for him as, even when you first start sailing with him, there is no offensive capabilities on the vessel, whatsoever. He just has a jump mechanic too help him run away more effectively. If Linebeck truly is more of a runner than a fighter, I 100% believe he would use the "play dead" method over fighting the things any day.
Now, most people think Linebeck is a coward who lets Link do all his fighting- and while the fighting part is true, I would like to remind everyone of the fact that only 8 vessels are still in the water, and his ship is one of them. He would not be one of the only ones left if he was just a coward and dumb. And I don't believe he's alone in the "play dead" method either.
I actually believe the only person actively fighting the miniblins is Jolene- everyone else either plays dead, has attack crows that stop any miniblins wearing anything shiny from boarding, or keeps them locked in a cellar for gods know what reason.
But, when it comes to Jolene boarding the ship- well, he already has a crate good for hiding in during most other pirate attacks, why wouldn't it work on his ex? You know, the girl who likes to dress up like a pirate.
And, I mean, it technically does work. It stops her from attacking him right away, and allows the player to distract her until she gets bored enough to leave. We only find out she caught on because she outright tells us she knows where he's hiding during the last encounter.
But this is just another thought on a growing pile of "Linebeck wasn't really cowardly, he was just a normal guy- if not smarter than average- who we were constantly told was cowardly by the literal Spirit of Courage, who was traveling along with the former holder of the Triforce of Courage. There could not have been a more skewed judge of his character."
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d3epfriedangels · 2 years
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So this is how liberty dies?
@plussizefandomevent <3
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m4rs-ex3 · 8 months
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rayla was basically wholly disgraced by everyone who ever loved her yet yet everyone who loves her now would unconditionally do anything for her (at least one of them anyway) and i am not okay
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cherriiramen · 1 year
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so.
I entirely forgot those two got married, and now that I remembered-
I’m fangirling hard
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Idk what caused this sudden urge to draw them but I forgot how pretty their designs were + I realised how similar the two behave to Arthur and John, (arthur as applejack, John as rainbow dash) and honestly… I cant stop fantasising now :D
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phlurrii · 6 months
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This is my three legged rescue, her name is Phoenix. I saw her curled up like this with her other front leg hidden away and immediately thought of Decamark and it warmed my heart so I couldn’t help but share aha
TRIPOD!!! TRIPOD TRIPOD TRIPOD PUBBY,,,
Hello, such a fren, she’s so sweet,,, look at her sweet face,,, she had her lil leg, just plopped up right there!!! Oh my goodness thank you for sharing she’s precious,,,
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yourdeepestfathoms · 10 months
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Daniil and Artemy having a peaceful night together, cuddling in bed, and then Clara appears out of nowhere and is like “i had a nightmare, can i sleep with you guys tonight”
and just
wedges herself in between the two of them
Artemy shrugs and then conks out
meanwhile Daniil is fuming
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peachypril · 2 years
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happy birthday amy!!! 28 years making this world a better place and a buch of people a bit happier <3
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schnuffel-danny · 16 days
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me: Thank god at least .TIFF is a normal guinea pig, since .Jpeg turned out to be such a little weirdo (affectionate) .TIFF: I need to sleep in the wettest spot of the entire cage, right under the dripping water bottle, because if I am not suspiciously moist the whole day I'll get grumpy me: Ah. Right.
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Shad and Deaths relationship is just Death going "I WAS BROUGHT OUT OF RETIREMENT FOR THIS!" And then Death deciding to fuck up the man's day.
Shad overseeing a fight: Soon I'll have more soldiers for my war.
Death "Double Tap" Death: *Crushing the skulls and limbs of the knights* I grant a man power, I pass the torch onto him but noooooo! He chooses to disrespect the sanctity of Death and now- *skull crush* I have to make ugly corpses. That bas-
Shad: *Bewildered*
Death, Shad and Avra: the ‘wow that’s a way to die’ trio.
Your three options are: Total Annihilation, not as permanent as you would like, consumed.
Shad just has his day mildly ruined by Death and Avra bc his SKs keep perma-dying and he can’t stop those two from doing it, so he just has to sit back and watch his armies get ever smaller as they’re either crushed or eaten. Unfortunately, some of them are crushed and then eaten, but Death has given up on trying to stop Avra from scavenging
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intriga-hounds · 2 years
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i love her, ur honor
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cloudymistedskies · 6 months
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donut
Bagel
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This is honestly the worst thing I drew today
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brenshor · 1 year
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ava trying to convince bea that she didn't mean to halo blast that girl at the bar
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bookspls1815 · 1 month
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one of my irl friends casually mentioned that she was rewatching BBC Sherlock and then asked me why I looked like a bomb had just gone off
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