#She just HAS to make noise

[iwasbored777]

If your parents don't intentionally make a lot of noise while you're asleep, are they really your parents?

#Parents stuff #My mom LOVES this one #I can never sleep in morning if she's home #She just HAS to make noise #It's like she doesn't know what else to do #So she makes a lot of noise instead #And she's not even surprised when I wake up #Cuz she just KNOWS that will wake me up #WHY #Parents

[thiscatiscreepy]

[ID: a digital drawing of Dr. Carmilla holding a bloody knife, with hands forming a broken halo around her head. Dr. Carmilla is a vampire, a woman of color with short red hair, wearing a white kimono with pink flowers, and a black vest. She is looking at the viewer with intense glare, and half her face is dark. In one hand she holds a bloodied tantō knife, defensively, and in the other hand she holds a silver cane. Around her head there is a broken golden halo, held by the Mechanisms' hands. Clockwise, the hands are: Ivy Alexandria, Ashes O'Reilly, the Toy Soldier, Nastya Rasputina, and Drumbot Brian. Some hands hold the halo with a flat palm, while others appear to be reaching to Carmilla. There is another hand grasping Carmilla by the sleeve of her kimono, Jonny D'Ville's. The grasp is aggressive, but there is golden light of the halo shining from his fist. The background is dark, the halo casts golden light on Carmilla. End ID]

Dr. Carmilla the love of my life <3

Wanted to finish this for the last day of @drcarmillaappreciationweek but alas I was struck by the demons. This piece was originally part of the "mechs with swords" series that never saw the light of day, but this one specifically I loved a lot, so I'm happy I had an excuse to finish it.

#the mechanisms #dr carmilla #doctor carmilla #im not tagging the hands #dr carmilla appreciation week #some of these hands turned out so big. idk whats up with that #also visual noise my friend visual noise you make art like 10% sexier #she has no mouth cause mouth just doesnt look right here no matter how much i tried #cat talks #cat draws #blood #scopophobia

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

wormie wormie wormie wormi-

#tiny little guy!!! teeny thing!!! #i imagine that wormie acts kinda like a cat mixed with a crow #also she Violently wiggles her whole body when she sees barnaby. thank you for coming to my ted talk #fully convulsing. acting as though she's jello in a centrifuge #and she Does Not Stop until she is held so barnaby has to figure out how to pick her up w/o hurting her #its very amusing in my mind... hes laughing his ass off as she flops all over the place #she doesnt make noise except for very brief quiet squeaks!! #also wormie is not technically female. no one knows what the fuck she is if anything #but barnaby started referring to her with feminine terms and it Stuck #kinda like finding a cool object and going 'oh she's neat' #yeah like that! #wormie lore hidden in the fantasy au... #scribble salad #wh fantasy au #im melting picturing barnaby holding her by the 'handle' #he commissioned the harness himself... made out of the same leather as his gloves! & the same etched design as his boots! #guys im so soft thinking about them.... barnaby and his little pet worm... #i imagine he teaches her tricks... carries her on his hat.... baby talks her cause she's just that tiny how could he not.... #im picturing a Scenario where barnaby full speed full force bodyslams eddie who was just walkin along #like Full Force. eddie flies back ten feet and leaves a groove in the dirt when he lands - everyone goes Hey What The Fuck Barn?! #but as soon as he does it barnaby is rushing over like 'omfg im so sorry but i had to - you were about to step on wormie'

[hedgehog-moss]

#crawling along #just realised as i sorted through my 385486 cow pics that there's just one cow that has a bell #it makes so much noise but i guess she just shakes her head a lot #she takes her responsibilities as bell ringer seriously #also sorry i promised a pirlouit post but it had to be postponed for this v important announcement #cows!!

[molagboop]

Noise game.

#winging it #raven beak #samus aran #samus #metroid dread #metroid #chozo #metroid comic #Chozo have a habit of just making noise. it's fun! #Samus does it too (picked it up during childhood) though her smaller human throat doesn't allow her quite as much range. #make no mistake: her mimicry is very impressive. she just can't flawlessly imitate an oncoming 16-wheeler. #She can do other Things though. As Raven Beak displays his mastery over the ringtone. so too does she have this power. #she has the upper hand in some places: lips and teeth allow her more tools with which to execute the finer points of complex noises #but her elders have tricks of their own. #Raven Beak can imitate human kissy noises in his throat using the very back of his tongue #making noises at each other is honestly one of their best bonding activities so far. #though they're usually sitting across the room from each other when they come out with the ear blast-tier moves #they don't need to talk to each other. don't even need to look at each other. they can just sit in the living room and go back and forth #with noises. they get competitive sometimes. that's typically when the loud stuff comes into play. #sometimes they have these wordless competitions of who can make the most intricate noises or the loudest noises or the weirdest noises #or they try to see who can make the most outlandish sound that flesh can feasibly make. like heavy machinery. stuff that you wouldn't expec #someone to be able to make on their own without the help of equipment.

[legendary-defender-of-fandoms]

Does it say anything that my 2-year-old niece, who has never seen Voltron a day in her life & has no idea what Klance is, will take my Keith & Lance Funko Pops or action figures & have them kiss?

#voltron #voltron legendary defender #VLD #keith kogane #lance mcclain #klance #I don’t even have them posed in a way to suggest kissing #or lead her to the kissing conclusion #she just picks them up & has them smush faces while she makes kissy noises #legend of Voltron #Klance nation is still winning! #there is hope for the next generation #for the record I also have an Allura Funko Pop #but she gets no kisses

[butch-with-a-deep-voice]

In today's adventures of stone4stone healing: The fact that I prefer back scratches, massage, and fingers ran through my hair over being touched in a classically sexual way is good and desirable actually

#she actively wants to do to that over anything else and its just 🥰🥰🥰 #the number of previous partners who instilled so much shame with sarcastic “why cant i get you to make these noises during sex?” #dont ever make shame-inducing jokes to how your partner enjoys intimacy y'all #our society has enough shame around sex #bite me #stone4stone #stone top #stone lesbian #stone butch #butch #lesbian #sapphic

[ineed-to-sleep]

Watching the machine do the thing is kinda cool actually

#idk if I should put any trigger warnings in this?? if anyone needs me to tag this let me know!! #I like the noise it makes too but I didn't manage to record much of it 😔 #sleep.txt #sleep.png #every time I think this tattoo can't hurt any worse it hurts much worse fjfjjfkdkfk BUT #we're almost finished 🙏🏻 #I'll just need one more session now and it'll be complete #also the machine is pink jdjdjdjd her gloves are pink she has a whole pink thing going #also I was mesmerized when I saw it but the little packets her needles come in have like. little cat ears on them #it's the cutest thing

[mayajadeart]

Between Miorine and Suletta, which one gets drunk, asks if the other is single, and then cries when they say no?

Actually scratch that it’s obviously Miorine.

#g_witch #sulemio #suletta x miorine #gundam the witch from mercury #g witch #this now has me wracking my brain about what drunk Suletta would do. #Suletta probably has really high alcohol tolerance come to think of it #she toll and she fit #Miorine can handle two drinks at max #and even that’s being generous. you give her half a shot and she has to be carried back home that night. #Chuchu is actually more of a lightweight than Suletta but she handles being drunk better so you can’t tell. #Suletta is probably… she’s a sleepy drunk I think #she just kinda goes ‘ehhe…’ makes weird mouth noises #and then at some point she just buried herself in Miorine’s chest and doesn’t leave for the rest of the night. #Chuchu actually gets really heartfelt. she’s an ‘a luv you man yer me best mate’ kind of drunk #she will threaten to fight anyone for you but she won’t actually do it until she’s sober #Nika is the designated driver because she doesn’t drink

[sapphosboy]

Does anyone else sometimes see art of Yasha and all they can think is just… Make that girl Bigger. 

#I know there are a lot of you that agree with me. I just need to hear people make noise for fat and muscular Yasha. #I know her in canon art she is fairly slim and her muscles are HUGE #but I disagree with canon #Jester is fat and Yasha is fat and so is Fjord #You can rip that from my cold dead hands #also I’m a big believer in fat Imogen #my girl has Hella curves #Get some meat on that girls bones for god sake #critical role #yasha nydoorin

[yourpaceangel]

OH I meant to make a post about this yesterday and then I forgot but I went over to my sister’s house to bring my niece her birthday presents and of course my niece wanted to show me all her new toys and play with them with me. I don’t mind doing this, in fact I actively enjoy playing with her because she’s a good storyteller and I know she loves having someone that will listen to her. Anyway, she brought out some slime and my stomach just straight up DROPPED. Yall I can’t STAND touching slime, like it makes every part of my body want to crawl up inside of itself, I just can’t do it. So I told her I couldn’t touch it and why and she stopped for a second and goes “you can’t touch it?” And I was like “no I can’t touch it, I don’t like the way it feels and it makes me upset to be touched with it.” And she nodded and set down her little jar for a second and was like “hold on” and dug under her bed and pulled out a little plastic horse and handed it to me and says “you can touch it with this!” It kind of rocked me because I mean of course that was a solution, and it was a fantastic one, I just didn’t expect her to understand and offer an alternative way to play so quickly! And it worked great! I didn’t have to touch the slime, and using the little horse was fun to roll and poke it with. We didn’t have to stop playing just because I didn’t like something, she figured out a way to let me play with her anyway. So I guess my thing is like, tell kids exactly why you do or don’t want to do something. You may need to explain it a couple of times, or in a different way, but they get it. And they will find a solution.

#personal #im working on noises with her now too #and she’s doing really good #so like don’t worry if you’re being childish by plugging your ears against a bad noise #because if they see an adult responding to stimuli in a similar way as them it actually helps them figure out what’s wrong faster #example that my niece also has a karaoke machine and she likes the feedback noise the microphone makes #so she did that yesterday and she stopped the second she saw me clap my hands over my ears #before my sister could even tell her to stop #she was like ‘is that a bad sound?’ and i said ‘yeah i don’t like loud noises it makes my ears hurt’ and she just turned the thing off #it was really sweet

[hephaestuscrew]

Sometimes I think there are certain parts of Wolf 359 that feel so familiar to me that I almost forget what they are like the first time round.

Like, I've just been thinking about how in the finale, after Minkowski gets shot, we don't hear any noise from her all through Cutter's gloating speech. We hear her gasp as the bullet hits and the show immediately cuts away to a different scene. Then when we rejoin the confrontation with Cutter, we don't hear Minkowski make any noise - not even a groan of pain or a laboured breath - for over a minute. And because it's an audio drama, this means that we don't have any direct indication of just how injured she is, of whether she's fully conscious, of whether she's even still alive. Lovelace's reactions can't tell us much while she's struggling against Cutter's control. And I wouldn't put it past Cutter to gloat to someone unconscious.

The first noise we do hear Minkowski make after being shot in the stomach - the first proof we have that she's still with us - is her gathering her strength and declaring "Renée Minkowski... and that is more than enough to kick your ass!", before punching Cutter. Which is always an incredibly powerful moment. But there's a particular power to it when it also serves as the reveal that Minkowski is still conscious and able to put up resistance. The moment when she asserts her ownership of her own identity feels almost like a moment of rising from the potentially-dead.

#Wolf 359 #w359 #I think it's an intentional choice as well #The sound design in this show is always intentional #and realistically a person who has just been shot could well make a lot of pained noises #It's a kind of restraint that they don't do that #I'm banging my 'unique power of audio drama' drum again and always #You can't really do things like this in other mediums in the same way #Of course the camera can avoid showing a character or you can avoid describing what state they are in #but that's conspicuous in a way that this isn't #In those cases you feel like something is being deliberately kept from you #but in this kind of scene it feels more like the information you're after just isn't accessible to you #so the uncertainty has a different feel to it #Anyway. I can't fully remember #but I think when I first heard that gunshot I did think she might be dead #The moment of 'Isabel. Shoot her' . gunshot. Minkowski's gasp. cut to another scene. is so brutal in the best way #renee minkowski #wolf 359 spoilers #w359 spoilers #renée minkowski #the empty man posteth

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

have i mentioned how great cats are. there's a lil guy in my house and when i lay my head on her side she starts purring so hard <3 and ten seconds later she will try to open my wrist with her teeth <3 truly the best <3

#shes just a silly goofy little guy..... #miss war crimes.... mister menace... bastard... her royal highness <3 #she holds all of these titles And More #no ones doing it like her!!! #she eats spiders & makes funny noises that instantly Boosts my criminally low happy chemicals #sorry i looked at her for too long and was once more overcome by a strange emotion i believe some call love #affection? delight?? all three.... #and i Had to publicly post about her #i am very proud of my tiny fluffy friend & her general Existence. i must flaunt her #oh how horrible! a couple of tendons in my neck just rubbed together in a very terrible way #what the Fuck. i wish i could reach in there and pluck on em a lil. make sure theyre in the right places #felt that in my Ear.... #absolutely unprompted #oh speaking of weird things cause yall know i love to ramble and overshare #i think! i Hypothesize! that there's a slight.... Disconnect between my eyes #my depth perception is fine and i can See #but theres somethin fucky w my vision and focus #nothing is blurry! but it looks like it should be! i dont know how to explain it! #its like my quality of vision has dwindled but not in a way i can describe or really point out #but it Is slightly harder to read and like... See things? #its almost as if i have a few tiny blind spots. #i first noticed this happening after my terrible no good double-decker-migraine weekend #it very slowly got slightly better but then i had Another migraine the other day (ugh and a left brain one at that) #and im back to square one! my visions all fucky again! my peripherals suck! #in other news my house is. so warm. its 2 am. my shirt is toasty enough to keep tortillas warm #i hope everyone is having a good week #and if youre not! theres always the next one! and little delights sprinkled throughout! get yourself a tasty treat you deserve it!

[fuck-kirk]

My cat: *breathing heavily and making skrunkly noises*

Vet: oh, did you bring her in because she has a little cold?

Me: no, she’s just like that

Vet: oh

#mott txt #she has a smooshed face. I took her to the vet for it years ago concerned and many tests later there’s nothing wrong with her #it’s just from how her face is shaped my last vet thought #but all vet techs and new vets comment on it #it’s always so funny tho. she really makes the most disgusting noises #I mostly tune it out and I don’t notice but it’s ALWAYS the first thing ppl comment on #she’s very healthy and active otherwise and she’s an old lady (15)

[savage-rhi]

You don't know how happy I was to see them and how happy they were to see me.

#I've been holed up in my apartment for 2 weeks cause of covid haven't had the strength to go outside #and i hadn't seen my flock in a long while cause hunters have been shooting up the woods #i assumed the worst tbh for these guys #i went out back to get some air and i saw one in the distance #she made this curious click click soune and i did it back #then suddenly here comes the calvary #and they start making these rapid fire pewpew sounds but with an extra squeak #i think that noise is code for “this person is safe” or “safe human” #cause they ran right up to me and were checking me out as if they had been worried #I'm not trying to anthropomorphize them just explaining turkeys are very social creatures #and if you pay attention to their tics and the way they communicate things each flock has its own system #these guys are way different than the tribe at my grams place #and they have their own unique little clicks and sounds that signal different things #if you're friendly to them give them space and entice them with some bird seed every once in a while they enjoy seeing you #that big one with the bread in his beak took a slice from a neighbor and was showing it off #like “lookie lookie i stole this!” #lmao

[randomwriteronline]

Problem of thinking too far into the Kopaka And Pohatu Get Fucking Fleshed AU is that writing wise they have yet to figure out how to speak without having to curse twelve times in a sentence to get a phoneme right, but mentally i have gotten to an arc which can only be described as "Pohatu quietly stands around as he discovers the Great Beings want to punch Velika just as hard as he does but unfortunately theyre too freaked out by the fact he can form thoughts to even just approach him without shaking uncontrollably let alone join forces with him to beat Velika to death"

#bionicle #random talks #velika #pohatu #he is on his best fucking behavior and seething like theres no tomorrow and velika is having the time of his life #the great beings' general reaction to the two of them are respectively WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN and WHAT THE HELL IS THAT #followed by (back @ velika) WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO??????? #the gb who coded the matoran language has a stroke when pohatu introduces himself in normal words #shes shaking and crying explaining how she literally programmed them to say just 1 and 0 #not even enough info to make a pidgin #and now this fucking thing is here expressing complex thought with a fairly large vocabulary AND a language made of machinery noises???? #next youll tell her theyve developed dialects!!!!!!!!! (they do tell her they developed dialects) (she is having a nervous breakdown)