#She knows me too well

[jt1674]

#the beach boys today! #beach boys #she knows me too well #brian wilson

[a-small-writer-in-a-big-world]

Not my friend telling me I need to make the mw2 boys in the sims and then make myself and out us all in a house because I have wicked whims

#she knows me too well

[sokkas-first-fangirl]

It’s my last day in work and my manager got me so many muffins 😭💕

#she knows me too well #storytime with sokka #mini update of sorts #rambling #indulge my bullshit

[leslutdepointedulac]

My mum just told me she recorded a documentary for me about Anne Rice from the 90s I think. Ngl, I'm wondering just how unhinged it's gunna be so I'll probably be watching that on my own lmao.

#she knows me too well #also my dad said something about iwtv but called it interviewing a vampire or something instead #and when i tell you i was fighting back the laughter like it was life or death #from now on i will be refering to iwtv as interviewing a vampire #interview with the vampire #iwtv #vampire chronicles #tvc #my vampire chronicles

[zombiesheartwaffles]

My mom just discovered Hazbin Hotel all by herself on Amazon and immediately recommended it to me.

#she knows me too well #Hazbin hotel

[superbattrash]

Friend: what’s your plans today

Me: just hanging with the boys

Friend: oh ok. When you say boys do you mean your brothers or Superman and Batman?

Me: w- well

#she knows me too well #I meant dan and a movie but yaknow. that’s basically superbatting teehee #misha rants

[ficklecat]

Mermaid Shitscram everyone

my friend absolutely exposed me today -

Me: Nah I really don’t like fruitcake.

Friend: What about Kakashi?

Me:

#unbelievable #like just let me live tf #she knows me too well #ax says stuff

[shit-sorry-fuck-mybad]

The fact that my therapist recommended me Baby Reindeer I—

#she knows me too well #she knew I would absolutely love it #and that it would destroy me #don’t come at her tho she’s great and I love her and she just knows I would love it #and I have reccomended her equally emotionally recking shows #baby reindeer #richard gadd

[amiracleilluminated]

not me being read for filth by my bestie for falling into aw2 pit so fast and so far down

#she knows me TOO well #she tortures me with ilkka pics #i started that conversation so i kinda deserve that

[peridotglimmer]

Me: I have a very varied taste in fandoms and blorbos. I don't think I have a type.

Wife: You sure about that?

My most recent blorbos:

#she knows me too well #belle talks sometimes

[bisexual-rebekah]

gods, I really love my coworkers sometimes. I was showing amber a pic of this glorious goddess at the golden globes and it went like this:

me: she's an avenging angel. she's ethereal. she's beauty, she's grace --

amber: --she can sit on your face?

#she knows me too well #work shenanigans #my posts

[emilyyyy-08]

My mom got me a Levi shirt and was like "isn't this the guy you're obsessed with" and yes, she watched the entire show with me (I don't shut up about him and I need anything Levi related)

#attack on titan #levi ackerman #shingeki no kyojin #my mom is the best #she knows me too well

[ddejavvu]

i just want him* to lie right on top of me full weight suffocating me literally making it impossible for me to move and i want to die right there underneath him

*referring to four different fictional men

my bsf watched tlou with me bc i was too scared to watch it alone and in ep1 where tess crawls into bed with joel and wraps her arm around his stomach i said 'that should be me' and she said I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA SAY THAT

#she's not an old man lover #but she supports my dilfy endeavors #i mentioned reading x reader fanfiction about an old man (first time i've confessed to going back to x reader) #(rather than character x character) #and she said 'oh hotch? and who else' #i was... #she knows me too well

[greeniery]

all the rest of the bridesmaids are going out to the bar and my cousin asked if I was coming and I said naw im gonna head home she said “I thought that about you” 🥲😭

#she knows me too well

[juniperhillpatient]

Oh, also I have to tell a hilarious story about how well my sister knows me. I was chatting with my family & I was like "you guys know that 'Jet's Pizza' place we always pass? I finally tried it. really good food." & my gram goes "oh, what made you try it?" & I was like "eh, I was just hungry & thinking of places that deliver &-" that's when my little sister - gremlin (affectionate) - that she is - interrupts & goes "you KNOW why you tried it, Rose. you're re-watching Avatar, aren't you? what episode were you on when you decided that's where you wanted to order? hm?"

and like damn. ok. seen.

#maybe this isn't actually THAT funny but it cracked me up #actually a lot of things cracked me up today my family is goofy #but this one is like. Fandom Tm & i just feel like mayhaps y'all will get a laugh too xD #rose.txt #she knows me TOO WELL

[phoenixwrites]

Me: do you mind if I record me singing this?

Opera teacher: that depends. Are you going to watch it a million times and hyper criticize every little thing?

Me:

Me: ...no...

#Phoenix personal #she knows me too well