Garrus: Shepard, I have a question
Shepard: Ask away
Garrus: I will warn that it does feel... strange
Shepard: Just fucking ask, bud
Garrus: Remember when we were walking through Chora's Den and asking those dancers about that merc we were after?
Shepard: ...Yes?
Garrus: Well when I got back to my bunk that night I found a note in my armor with information on how to contact her
Shepard: So what, she has more answers for us? We should call her.
Garrus: Shut up, I'm not finished. After her information, she wrote, "call me at night and read me the phone book, baby"
Shepard:
Garrus:
Shepard:
Garrus: What the fuck does that mean?
Shepard:...You should read me the phone book one night and we'll find out
Garrus: Shepard this isn't funny
Shepard: Kinda funny
Garrus: What is a phone book? Why would I read it?
Shepard, giggling too hard:
Garrus: Shepard! I'm serious!
Shepard, struggling to breathe: I bet the food deliveries section would get particularly spicy
Garrus: You know what, fuck you
Shepard: I'm sure that's something the dancer would love to hear that
Garrus:
Shepard:
Garrus: She was hitting on me
Shepard: Yes. Yes she was
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I would love to see Grunt wearing a t-shirt with this phrase on it
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Wanted to share this on my own too - so incredibly honored and proud to have made this cover for Mezzo, a new story from @swaps55. A fitting reveal for N7 Day, and one of my favorite things I've done to date!
The fic, by the way, rocks.
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Take Earth Back
check out my patreon for psd, step by step, print resolution
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silly meme redraw with my shep once again.
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guess who's playing mass effect again
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I will sometimes draw memes of my own fics.
Very often, in fact.
(this is from my fanfic Edge of Yesterday [AO3])
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The TLDR of Garrus and Shepard's "Romantic" talk...
Shepard: Wanna bang?
Garrus: You are my best friend and I think I actually would like to bang. Yes.
Shepard: Cool. We're staying best friends tho, right?
Garrus: Oh absolutely, of course. That's the most important part
Shepard: Oh thank god, that's exactly what I was thinking
Garrus: Cool
Shepard: Cool
Garrus: ....
Shepard:...
Garrus: So like, I still got guns to calibrate...
Shepard: Right! See you later, then
...
*Five minutes later*
...
Shepard: ...That went really well, right?
Joker: Why did you come here to tell me this? I didn't want to know about this
Shepard: But what do you think???
Joker, with an exasperated sigh: I would say that went fucking weird, but you two are so fucking weird. So I don't know
Shepard: ...Cool
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not the best thing to say to someone who lost their parents, but understandable when your dad is Castis Vakarian
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MASS EFFECT 3 (2012) dev. Bioware
"Come on, Kaidan. I'm getting you out of here."
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