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Garrus: Shepard, I have a question Shepard: Ask away Garrus: I will warn that it does feel... strange Shepard: Just fucking ask, bud Garrus: Remember when we were walking through Chora's Den and asking those dancers about that merc we were after? Shepard: ...Yes? Garrus: Well when I got back to my bunk that night I found a note in my armor with information on how to contact her Shepard: So what, she has more answers for us? We should call her. Garrus: Shut up, I'm not finished. After her information, she wrote, "call me at night and read me the phone book, baby" Shepard: Garrus: Shepard: Garrus: What the fuck does that mean? Shepard:...You should read me the phone book one night and we'll find out Garrus: Shepard this isn't funny Shepard: Kinda funny Garrus: What is a phone book? Why would I read it? Shepard, giggling too hard: Garrus: Shepard! I'm serious! Shepard, struggling to breathe: I bet the food deliveries section would get particularly spicy Garrus: You know what, fuck you Shepard: I'm sure that's something the dancer would love to hear that Garrus: Shepard: Garrus: She was hitting on me Shepard: Yes. Yes she was
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kassyeh · 1 day
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I would love to see Grunt wearing a t-shirt with this phrase on it
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germanich · 1 year
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Mass Effect Medieval AU
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anna-antoshchenkova · 1 month
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Rannoch selfie
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stormcallart · 4 months
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Beach day and date night 💙❤️
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legionofpotatoes · 6 months
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Wanted to share this on my own too - so incredibly honored and proud to have made this cover for Mezzo, a new story from @swaps55. A fitting reveal for N7 Day, and one of my favorite things I've done to date!
The fic, by the way, rocks.
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mentoskova · 1 year
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Take Earth Back
check out my patreon for psd, step by step, print resolution
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psin-314 · 8 months
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silly meme redraw with my shep once again.
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mosartandjunk · 1 month
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guess who's playing mass effect again
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thatwildwolfart · 9 days
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I will sometimes draw memes of my own fics.
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Very often, in fact.
(this is from my fanfic Edge of Yesterday [AO3])
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ridd-strayder · 6 months
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The TLDR of Garrus and Shepard's "Romantic" talk...
Shepard: Wanna bang? Garrus: You are my best friend and I think I actually would like to bang. Yes. Shepard: Cool. We're staying best friends tho, right? Garrus: Oh absolutely, of course. That's the most important part Shepard: Oh thank god, that's exactly what I was thinking Garrus: Cool Shepard: Cool Garrus: .... Shepard:... Garrus: So like, I still got guns to calibrate... Shepard: Right! See you later, then ... *Five minutes later* ... Shepard: ...That went really well, right? Joker: Why did you come here to tell me this? I didn't want to know about this Shepard: But what do you think??? Joker, with an exasperated sigh: I would say that went fucking weird, but you two are so fucking weird. So I don't know Shepard: ...Cool
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milkybishop · 10 months
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not the best thing to say to someone who lost their parents, but understandable when your dad is Castis Vakarian
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fukiana · 1 month
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MASS EFFECT 3 (2012) dev. Bioware "Come on, Kaidan. I'm getting you out of here."
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Mah goddess
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margariemargarita · 16 days
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when do we do this?
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