#Shepard: what is the most straight laced rules loving goober I know doing running a gang on omega

[baejax-the-great]

ME1 Garrus is like, "Oh wow, I can't believe we stole a space ship. That's a crime. Shepard, we did a crime together. My heart has never beat this fast in my life. Can hearts even go this fast? Wait, am I sexy now? I feel like I'm suddenly incredibly sexy. Does crime always feel like this?"

But Shepard had walked off halfway through his monologue and missed it and that's why finding him on Omega was a surprise to no one but Shepard

#the man got one hit of crime and he was hooked #thought he would be safe by getting off the normandy and trying to go straight #but he could only think of that first thrill #that first rush of his first crime #garrus vakarian #Shepard: what is the most straight laced rules loving goober I know doing running a gang on omega #Shepard: anyway wanna join a terrorist org #Garrus: I h ave never been more turned on in my life