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#Shey these go out to you
izams · 2 years
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Tour’98 Merveilles
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the-knife-consumer · 9 months
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"Yona was just added bc Nintendo wants people to stop shipping sidlink!" Literally what the hell are you talking about
#yes nintendo is homophobic. no they do not give a singular shit about what their fanbase does??? what are you talking abouuuutttt#they literally dont care what people do as long as they get money??? like what#listen im upset abt yona having so many unanswered questions. mainly she came from another zora's domain#meaning she came from outside of hyrule. so that leads to a lot of questions.#but howww do you come to the conclusion that she was just added as a 'no homo' indicator#dont even get me started on the people genuinely unironically calling this queerbaiting. what are you onnnnnnn#'and oh but sidon said he used to see her as a sister! so its gross and wrong!' sidon literally thought out loud to links face abt how#had things been different and link had gotten married to mipha he would be his BROTHER IN LAW. SAID THAT OUT LOUD TO HIS FACE. so shh#imo. yona was added for one 'ohh wow exciting new character look at this' and two. as a way for sidon's trauma to be acknowledged#bc it was veeery briefely shown in botw. for like. a singular second if you snuck up on him at mipha's statue#but yona's defining scene in totk was her forcing sidon to confront that he wasn't being himself because of that trauma. and that#he needed to let go of the fear around it. if only temporary. because his people needed him.#so tbh?? sheis very important to the plot. she new mipha. admired her. knows why sidon still struggles with this and#how difficult and frightening everything becomes when he views the world through the lens of 'what if i lose someone again'#like. they added yona for his struggles to be spelled out to the audience even further#so to just boil her down to 'ewww woman gets in the way of my gaybies 😡😡😡'. hello. did you play the game.#do you even know who these characters are. quick gimme ten facts about sidons character that you didnt make up for shipping purposes.pronto
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chussyracing · 3 months
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You say it like you're not literally also doing non-stop activities 😂
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let's not forget i do them all unwillingly tho, while he is enjoying the torture of others with his manic pixie behaviour thoroughly 😂
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spillthechlorine · 2 years
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just finished reading the mp100 manga and i just..
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he's laughing. He's Laughing AND I'M CRYING
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salaciousdoll · 1 year
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Taiju’s Giant Dereliction
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Pairings : Half! Giant/ Half! Vampire Taiju Shiba x Chubby! Fem! Reader
Encapsulation : Cyclopean City. The city of the abandoned and alive. City where you discover a lot of things that’s not supposed to be discovered
Warnings : smut, slight voyeurism, overstimulation, belly bulge( even if you’re plus size babes), oral( fem receiving), face sitting, cumming inside of mouth, breeding kink, magical au, riding, everything is big on Taiju, huge size kink, Taiju is 10’10( he’s a giant), guest appearances, cervix fucking, rough fucking, dirty talking, degrading/ praise, pet names( princess, doll, etc.), black coded reader, bl00d kink, bl00d sucking, vi******, and a surprise at the end
Word Count : 8.3k
18+ Spooky Barbies Allowed
Okay let’s see if this will work @festive. Thank you for letting me join your monster fuck collab
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Walking down the dark, hollow walkway of Cyclopean city was something you never thought you would do. It’s an abandoned city, yet you’re here with your friends after they convinced you to come along with them.
Cyclopean city consisted of giant statues, giant buildings, cars, and all. Everything was so much bigger compared to you all. You felt like a tiny person every time you passed an abandoned car or building.
Your friend hooked his arm around you scaring the shit out of you, “ Awe come on, you can’t be that scared? Look at it this way, everything is abandoned. Nothing will come to life if you touch it or walk past it. I think this city is actually cool.”
Your girl best friend knocked his arm off you just to put hers right there in replacement, “ Yeah, the stupid fuck is actually right about the last part. This shit is dope because we’re so used to things being normal size. Okay, you can’t count buildings because buildings are always taller than everyone but these are like skyscrapers, don’t even get me started on the tall, wide ass doors. Wonder what they need it for?”
You came with a group of friends and were glad because of this situation right here. They’re slowly easing your mind from the creeping instinct you’re getting everytime you take a step.
You turned your head to talk to your best friend's girlfriend, “ How did you find this city Yessica? I didn’t even know this existed and I don’t think these goofballs knew either.” You could tell she was the most fascinated out of everyone because she hadn't complained not once and just been staring at things you all passed on the way to the big mansion.
“ My brother used to live in this city before it got abandoned. We didn’t have a great relationship but he taught me the hearts and crescents about the city.”, Yessica says while walking hand in hand with your best friend. She was showing you all the way to the mansion she “discovered”.
“ I can’t help but notice you used past tense when describing your brother so what happened to him and I thought you had another brother.”, Miu says. Sheis Justin’s girlfriend.
Yessica smiled showing her little teeth, “ My other brother moved away as soon as he died but luckily he still kept contact with me. I told him that I was visiting this city today. He pleaded for me not to go by myself, so I asked you all to come with me.”, She said with glowing eyes.
Her eyes weren't the only thing you were suspicious about. You were also focused on the way she was looking at you was very interesting considering that she’s licking her lips nonstop. You were almost certain she gave you a wink at the end of that sentence so you hurried and turned your head.
She can’t be flirting with you while being your best friend's girlfriend, that’s a boundary you will not cross, ever.
“ Yeah y/n, so loosen up. It’s not like her brother will come alive if he hears us talking about him, isn’t that right baby?”, your best friend says before kissing Yessica on the cheek. Yessica said nothing but smiled at the group, nodding her pretty little head afterwards.
You felt like she was leading you all to a trap but ignored that feeling when Justin decided to tap your shoulder saying the last one to the mansion is a rotten egg and had to give them their candy when they go trick or treating in a few weeks. He only said that since you could see the mansion from where you all were standing and man was it big. You were the chubbiest out of the group and he wanted to play a running game. They always do this and it’s starting to frustrate you because it’s like they’re trying to tell you something but hey maybe you’re reading too much into it. He can fuck off is what you wanted to say it you just went along with it because you thought you were gonna get made fun of for not even giving yourself a chance to run. Like they did previously when you were on the track field with them at your best friend practice.
“ I’ll give you all a head start, yall know y’all can’t match my stamina so please go ahead.”, You say, smirking at all of them. They all laughed before taking off. Justin turned around to point at you, “ You better not be lying, l/n. I’m gonna kill you if you are.”
You knew he was joking so you just stuck up your middle finger at him. You watched as all of them ran only to notice one wasn’t running with them. You looked around and couldn’t find Yessica anywhere and you were almost certain she was standing right beside you all.
You heard a seductive voice beside your ear, “ looking for me?” Your skin felt like it jumped from your entire body. She saw your fear and laughed loudly while holding her stomach. You stood there for a moment tryna regain your consciousness before raising your eyebrow at her, “ It’s not that funny and why aren’t you with them?”
She stopped laughing as soon as you asked that question and that scared you even more than what she did earlier. She walked to stand in front of you, taking in your body from head to toe, her eyes traveled back to your eyes, almost seeing herself from how deep she was looking in them, “ Can I show you something? I promise it’s not gonna be scary or anything. I just want to show you the place I always go to whenever I get a chance to visit this city.”
You were so hesitant to go, so you decided to speak up but before you even got the chance to, she beat you to it, “ Don’t worry, it’s just 2 mins away and then I’ll run back with you to the mansion, sounds good?”
You didn’t even get a chance to object before she started walking in the opposite direction of the mansion. You followed her in silence until she spoke again, “ How come you don’t tell them how you feel?”
Your eyes widened at her because you didn’t know what exactly she was talking about , “ What do you mean? Tell who?” Yessica smiled back at you before holding her hand out for you to take, “ Come on y/n, are you acting stupid or just plain stupid, either way my brother would enjoy you.” She tried to mumble the last part but you heard some of it. Only the brother part.
You held her hand only because of the night fog casting around you as you two walked further, “ What am I supposed to say? Oh, hey, you all make me uncomfortable when you do certain things and how you drag me into them, including you this time.” Yessica stopped in front of you before turning around to face you, “ It’s important for you to be here today, y/n. That’s why I dragged you out here along with those little bitches you call your friends. They always find a way to put you down, subliminally too. You just don’t see it but he did tonight and he’s not happy. Neither am I.”
Your expression was so cute to her because it was laced in confusion, “ Who the hell is he and why are you not happy about it? It’s your girlfriend doing it so I’m confused.”
“ That doesn’t mean shit if she’s participating in harming you. I get it, you don’t care and you're confident. I could practically smell it radiating off you, yet that causes you to be a little dumb to their jokes and subliminals. We’re gonna fix that for you. My brother and I. Say hi to my brother Taiju shiba, babe.”, Yessica says before pulling off a black wig to reveal her strawberry blonde hair making you step back, right into the hand of a statue almost falling as you didn’t even notice it was there.
You were in shock because your suspicions are always right, yet you never act on it until it’s too late, “ I gotta go Yess-” she did nothing but smiled at you while tapping the giant statue next to her, taking a ring off her finger next, “ It’s Yuzuha babe, I think I want to keep you for myself but knowing that my brother just heard that, I don’t think I can. You’re so perfect too, what a shame you have to go to a dick like him.”
You watched as every word she spewed out her mouth, she got bigger in size. You were too stunned to speak because you thought she said her brother died and for two, She’s getting so tall almost like the giant and the beanstalk. You always read or saw that book when you were little, now seeing it in person is too much for your brain to handle.
She bent down to talk to you, “ You got nothing to say, my darling?” You almost wanted to scream but from the way she was speaking you couldn’t. Her voice was so smooth and it calmed you like a hypnotic ringer going in and out of your ear.
You gulped, looking down at the ground before looking up at her, “ You were a giant all along, but how did you get back normal fucking size and who is Taiju shiba and what does he want with me? What the hell do you want with me? And how tall are you?”
“ Didn’t know you could be so talkative, I like it. He won’t though. Anyways, to put it into the simplest form, I’m a giantess and my brothers are giants. We were born like this but found a cheat link to become normal size when we discovered a spell, you should know where I’m going with this right?” You nodded your head while standing next to her. Even if she had to squat or peer down, she thought you looked so adorable.
Yuzuha continued to say, “ Taiju shiba is my dead brother babe, he’s right over here. You’re literally next to him, actually you’re standing on his hand. You see he’s alive, but he’s a statue due to an problem he had with people he fucked with, he’ll explain on his own time. To answer the last two questions, isn’t it obvious we want you to be ours, our lover, our wife, everything. It doesn’t have to be that fast but tonight he wanted to show you why he wants you, isn’t that sweet?” You could tell she has a strong hatred and love for him because of the look in her yellow-orange eyes.
She then looked at you with pity and you knew something was off, especially when she whispered, “ I’m sorry but it’s the only way. I’m 9’0 by the way. Never heard that before have you?” You for sure didn’t hear that, neither did you see when she cut your neck. You only felt liquid dripping down your neck.
She was easing your mind from panicking and asking questions when she spoke or asked questions to you. You were starting to think she was a siren but no she just had you under compulsion. She will make it up to you when you get done with her brother.
You were about to touch your neck to see if it’s real and you’re not hallucinating but Yuzuha kicked a rock, causing you to be distracted, “ Let’s head to the mansion shall we?” You nodded your head without even paying attention to your blood she took on her hand when she grabbed the back of your neck scaring you into oblivion but when you saw she meant no harm you calmed down. She was now rubbing your blood that was on her hand on to the statue's face. You just wanted to leave and forget about everything that happened here.
You were about to run off when Yuzuha placed her ring back on her finger making her human size again, she stopped you from running away, “ Wait up, listen you have to keep this a secret okay, I’m not gonna use compulsion this time, I want your full promise to me, so please don’t tell anyone not even my girlfriend who’s your best friend.” You didn’t miss the irritation in her voice when she said the girl friend part, but you let it go considering that she could turn back and crush you as a giantess. You also didn’t acknowledge her usage of compulsion. You were taught not to ever pick a fight you know you can’t win. There was also another side of you that is saying to never be scared to fight anyone, no matter the size or height.
So in turn, you just nodded your head without noticing a set of eyes opening as you turned back to Yuzuha holding out your pinky, “ Okay, I pinky promise, not because of you but because you’re gonna tell my best friend yourself and I am tired from all this information so let’s not talk about it while we arrive at this giant mansion. I bet you all lived here too.” Yuzuha laughed at the last sentence because you’re right and yet you don’t even know you’re walking into a lion's den.
You and Yuzuha walked in complete silence to the mansion. When you both arrived there was a huge gate with a snake in the form of an S. She lifted the snake and the gates opened just like that. You wondered if your friends managed to think of that before taking the shortcut but knowing them, it’s not possible.
You walked to the front door and saw it slightly opened meaning that your friends were in there, so you had no problem walking inside. Everything was so fucking huge in there, it was honestly scary and the darkness just added the haunting part. You were about to reach for Yuzuha’s arm when you couldn’t feel anything.
You looked on the side only to find no one there, so you did what a smart person would do, walk right back out, but the door slammed closed. You banged on it and tried to yank it open. To no avail, nothing worked. You didn’t want to yell because who knows what’s in this house and what sense does that make to yell like that when nobody can hear you. After all, this city is abandoned.
You brought out your phone for the flashlight and turned your back to the door. Your flashlight showed you a lot of statues you didn’t even see due to the dark. Your neck was still bleeding for some reason so you had no choice but to hold it while you walked through the tall statues. Maybe you could find your friends or the back door. Maybe this was a prank from Yuzuha or the others. Yeah, that’s it. You kept telling yourself that to ease your mind.
It was like the statues were lined up for a battle considering that they were facing each other and some were balling up their fists. You felt a creepy vibe from them. Your suspicions were correct when you saw your best friend's scarf on a medium size statue. He was still larger than any human, just not bigger than anyone else. Four others matched his size so at least he wasn’t the one one. It also looked like his hair was half up and half down once you flashed the flashlight on his face.
He almost looked possessed from how wide his eyes were but nevertheless you took her scarf, well tried until a deep voice rumbled throughout the mansion scaring you, “ I wouldn’t do that if I were you, he doesn’t like his things being touched or taken without permission, little one?”
You looked around and couldn’t see anybody, so you thought your mind was playing tricks. You tried to take it again, which had a different voice but with a harsh tone, “ You don’t listen do you, we’re gonna have so much fun with you.” The laugh that disrupted after was atrocious and evil and you were getting irritated so you spoke up for yourself, “ This not even his and I don’t even know who I’m tal-”
Suddenly a tall man appeared in front of you, bending down to the level of your flashlight making you almost piss yourself but luckily you peed before you left, so you just jumped back making him howl in laughter, “ You’re talking to me, little one.” He suddenly stood up after his boisterous laugh and held out his hand towards you, “ I’m sure my sister introduced us before, but the only catch is I didn’t get your name, little one.” You heard someone snicker in the back of you and was about to turn around until the giant man caught your chin in between his index and thumb, “ come on, princess, I’m an impatient man and want to know who’s invading my house without my permission, time’s ticking.”
“ Well then I’ll be on my way, don’t have to tell you my name if I didn’t invade so let’s just forget this happened and that you exist, yeah? Yeah.”, You were about to turn around and walk but you got lifted up by your arms like a bride, your mind wondered how fucking tall was this giant, if Yuzuha is 9’ feet how tall is he?
He held you in his arms Cinderella style, “ Nope, I just can’t forget my pretty intruder besides we’re destined to be together, didn’t Yuzuha tell you that!” You sighed loudly, “ So you’re Taiju shiba.. the one she lied and said was dead, how come you’re not dead now?”
He looked down at you with a striking smirk showing his canines, “ I’ll show you why in a minute. You’re awfully calm about being held by a 10 feet 10 giant. Why is that princess?”
You hated the nickname when you were younger— now it sounded so perfect and fitting coming out his mouth. You’re actually glad he dropped the little one nickname because you were in no way little in weight but size compared to him and the other steel statues you were around.
You paid attention to his features, admiring them. He wasn’t steel like the others since he wasn’t a statue anymore. He was actually pretty and his nose was big along with everything else. It was like he was crafted with sugar, honey, etc. basically he was crafted with the good stuff. You also hated that when he mentioned his height, your pussy quivered from the excitement of being in his arms. This was the first time you were being held by a man without any worries of if you’re too heavy or if he’s gonna drop you. You had no doubt you would feel the same if he was his human size.
You honestly had another question in your mind but when you finally gained consciousness to who’s holding you it was too late considering he’s sitting down in a large chair with you on his lap and now you’re without your specific question in mind.
How did he move so fast and why didn’t you hear his steps like giant steps were supposed to be heard?That was your next question so you blurted it out while he peered down at you with yellow venom eyes that reminded you of a viper snake or some type of dangerous animal. They weren’t calm, they were full of madness and honestly you were scared when you didn’t get your answer right away.
Taiju blue hair fell down crowding his face a little as he peered down at you while holding onto your back with one hand, “ If I tell you that I would have to kill you and I already have that on my mind especially when you look so helpless right now with dried blood making a pattern down your neck, so don’t push it by asking questions that would get you killed.”
You were starting to think he had a blood kink from the way he threw his head back when he mentioned your predicament at hand.
“ Just one more question, if you were that statue by me and Yuzuha, how are you a human giant right now instead of a steel giant? What I’m trying to say is how did you ge-”, his finger pushed inside of your mouth making you gag from the impact and suddenness of a finger going to the back of your throat. You coughed loudly and tried to move your head back so you could breathe but his other hand was right there holding your head. He was prepping you while answering your questions, yet you didn��t need to know that now.
He watched with amusement at how much of his finger you took into your throat. He was two line veins down— the line veins on your finger to be exact. You were already gagging, he couldn’t wait for his dick to be lodged down your tiny little throat.
“ your blood is how I became what you call a''human ``. In fact, I’m not a human at all and that’s insulting to me that you would think that out of your pretty little head. Gotta say, doll, your blood smelled and tasted amazing and I’m sure the others can agree with me, only they didn’t get a chance to taste your blood, hell I didn’t get the full experience, so why don’t you let me get a taste of you; you would like that wouldn’t you?”, Taiju says, taking his finger out your mouth watching your saliva disconnect from his finger as you get your coughing fits out prior to tilting your neck at an acute Angle, baring his teeth at you with a hiss.
He was about to bite you but you had other plans, “ Before you kill me, can I ask you one more question and can I give you an answer to a question you asked me?” He raised an eyebrow at you and leaned back against his chair again, “ go on, pretty girl.”
You cleared your throat, “ you wanna know why I’m so calm? It’s because I expected this. I put the pieces together in my mind about Yuzuha and made the connection that she was using my best friend to lore me here. It’s a complicated assumption by the way. So, I decided to accept my fate because what can I do against a fucking giant? Absolutely nothing so why try to do it? Now on to the question, why does that last statue have my best friend’s scarf that was around her neck? What did you do to her?”
He put his hand on his heart with a fist, “ I’m wounded that you think we would do something to them. I have no intention of touching them. They’re not important, but I know where they shouldn’t be— Here. They shouldn’t be here because you are shifting way too much and you’re waking something down there, you mind helping me out, pretty doll.” You almost let out an audible moan when you felt his large erection under you. He was bigger than the norm and it was expected but not. You hope he doesn’t think it’s going inside of you.
“ I don’t think that’s gonna fit and besides you don’t even know my name.”, You say, trying to hold eye contact with him, failing miserably too. Taiju took your hand in his, “ What is your name, princess?”
The low vibrations of his voice was everything you needed to hear to open the floodgates below you. He was so sexy and you honestly wanted him from the moment he scared you. You like the thrill and spooks, just not too extreme. This wasn’t extreme, yet.
“ Y/n, L/N. Nice to meet you.”, You say with a little smile on your lips.
Taiju brought his head down to kiss you on your hand, “ Nice to meet you, y/n. Now we can have the fun you so badly desired since the moment you saw me or maybe even walked past the other statues. You like big things, hmm?” You almost wanted to hide in embarrassment because he was right, you just hoped that he doesn’t know you have a size kink. It’s not gonna be good for you when he does find out.
“ I, um, I really don’t. It gives me macrophobia.”you we’re trying to slide down but you just ended up making Taiju groan before holding you in place by your ass, “ Please for the love of God, stop moving or else I’m gonna fuck you and not give a damn about how you can’t take it.”
You shouldn’t have been turned on by that but you were and man did he smell it, you were confused on why he was peering down at you with nothing but hunger and lust in his dark yellow eyes, “ You and I both know that you have a size kink. Give me permission and it’s done. Satisfied. Fulfilled. Your word against mine princess, I’m a changed man so I’ll let you decide your fate; be killed, live happily knowing you are never going to be stastified, or fuck me until we both satisfied?”
You gasped up at him at the end because why would he say that out loud and so casual. Were you that good at reading since he found out about your size kink too? Some may say you’re childish but you’re not. It just caught you off guard and you liked it. So you choose the only option you could choose.
“ Good, good girl. Now sit on my face, baby doll. You won’t regret it.”, Taiju says, flashing his canines again. His pointy teeth were starting to grow every time he smiled and this only confirmed your suspicions about him being half vampire. You didn’t mind the giant part but vampire? You kinda did mind because he could kill you at any moment just by draining your blood. He could also kill you by stepping on you. Oh you would honestly love to be thrown around and stepped on by a man this size, this is what they call down bad. You were down bad for him just as he was with you.
Taiju made his way to his bed, a few inches from his chair, and laid down with his hands behind his head. You felt like a tinkerbell in human form since the man was 10’10. No matter how tall you were, he was taller. You lifted up your shirt exposing your pretty bra causing him to lick his lips at how pretty the outline of your titties were in your bra you wore.
“ Giving me a little strip tease before I deflower you, how sweet? Such a generous woman. Now speed it up, would you? I’m getting impatient.”, Taiju says while sitting up to take his black v neck shirt off letting his tattoos show and most importantly, his man-boobs to show. Fuck was he gorgeous to you. His blue hair was all the way down now and it added more to his beauty. You moved off of him to stand in front of his bed before hearing stuff move behind you. Before you could look, Taiju kissed you on your lips. How he got to you so fast was beyond you. You knew he was trying to distract you from something because of the way he suddenly kissed you. If he asked for permission to fuck you why would he kiss you without your permission now.
You opened your mouth when you felt his hand unbutton or slide down the rest of your clothes leaving you in your bra and panties. You felt so cold and felt even more cold now that your body is engulfed with him at the moment. His skin makes you feel like that. It was cold. Icy even. Taiju pushes his tongue in your mouth and in an instant you suck on it in desperation. Your hands were on his chest and he loved the feeling of your warm hands on him. This was the warm feeling he wanted for centuries. Inside and outside.
As you two continued kissing, Taiju couldn’t help his hand exploring your rolls and roundness that illustrated on your body. Your body was so perfect to him whether you had ass or not, too. He was addicted to the way you were shaped, the confidence you possessed, and the way your skin glowed . And it wasn’t an fetish, it was an obsession, only with you though. It first started when Yuzuha came talking about her girlfriend and her friends to Hakkai when they had their bi-weekly sibling dinner.
She should’ve never mentioned you or described how you look, showing a picture on top of that. He could tell she had a crush on you but he was determined to get you first, so he plotted even if he was still a statue. He was already mad he couldn’t eat with them since they were sitting down in front of him eating their favorite food and he got even madder once he realized Yuzuha was mocking and teasing him with a picture of you. At the time, he could only move his eyes and he was glad for that especially when he saw your face.
One day, he was glad he could move and feel his fingers. Some of the steel was breaking off. It’s been too long, way too long. He never lost his intelligence, so he came up with a plan. In the next two weeks, Yuzuha and Hakkai came to visit again and in coming to visit they saw his message against the wall next to him. It looked like it was a rock he used, however Yuzuha didn’t like his message about you being his, so she and Hakkai went on their merry way without sitting down and eating with him. They’ve been doing that ever since he’s been in steel, suddenly they stopped visiting for months after that incident of Yuzuha getting very angry at Taiju. He knew why and it made him laugh. Now he’s laughing and smiling on the inside because he finally got the girl. His girl.
Taiju unhooked your bra in a swift move, your hands immediately fled to cover your tits but he pulled them down and held your hands in his right hand while continuing his attack of kisses on your lips. He was pecking them over and over now. He adored you and you just didn’t know it. The stretch marks that paraded your boobs, he adored. The stretch marks across your stomach and thighs, he adored. He finally remembered the wide smile you possessed in the picture she showed him and he adored it ever since.
He then pulled back and looked you in your eyes, “ Now sit that pretty fat pussy on my face, princess. After all, It’s what a princess deserves right.” Your cheeks heated up and you hated that you smiled whenever they did that. You were blushing at the moment and he knew you were, which caused him to let out a little laugh. You climbed on the bed with your tits out, your nipples were hard due to the cold air but you digress because that’s the least of your worries.
You were now up to Taiju neck—both of your thighs caging him in on his shoulders, “ are you ready?” Taiju raised an eyebrow, “ Getting bold are we? The question is are you ready ?” He stuck his tongue out and man was it long like a snake, it curled too. You were so going to enjoy every minute of this. You got your knees on either side of his head now, since you moved up a bit. Your pussy hovered over his tongue teasing him and he was growing aggravated until you moved your panties to the side revealing your wet, slick pussy. You were so wet and he wanted to devour you and that’s exactly what he did once you plopped down on his face throwing your head back in the direction his tongue was going. Up and down.
His tongue was moving in a wavy motion when it entered your tight little pussy hole, you clamped down on his tongue as much as possible without causing his tongue any pain. Your moans were so hot to him, “ Aah fuck yes, keep doing that Tai, fuck!!” His nickname rolled off your tongue and he loved it. Just like he loved the smell and taste of your pussy, he wanted to drown in it, maybe even die in it. He always wanted to die a happy man and this was the chance.
You couldn’t help but to move your hips back and forth as soon as he took his tongue out of your hole to suck on your pussy. The slurps and other nasty lewd sounds he made filled the opening room of the mansion along with your moans bouncing off the walls of the mansion. Everytime you moved up, his nose bumped your clit over and over again making you move even faster. His tongue matched your pace in full figure 8.
You felt his quiet moans against your pussy making you even more feral, “ shit! I think I’m close, Tai— I’m fucking close. Ohh your tongue feels so good and you look so good with your face buried in my pussy right now.” Your words caught everyone off guard because they thought you were the quiet type, you felt like eyes were on you two but you didn’t dare bend your head back and take a peak. You wanted your orgasm and you were gonna get it especially at how Taiju was talking to your pussy while now flicking his tongue over your clit, “ This pussy is so fucking good, you’re getting this treatment every day from now on.” He was talking in between slurps and you absolutely adored the hell out of that shit.
You gripped his blue and white hair tightly in between your fingers and peered down into his eyes, “ Your eyes, they’re Augh! Fuck! Yes.” Taiju knew what his eyes were doing because he could feel it in his veins, they were turning red and his pupils were dilating.
Taiju saw that you were trying to raise your hips a little to the action of his tongue around your clit, biting it afterwards creating a hiss from your throat. He pulled back and shook his head— releasing a glob of spit on your already wet pussy making you squirm at the warm and icky feeling. He then reached up and held your love handles/ hips down prior to him stuffing his face in your pussy after slamming you onto his face without even caring if you broke his neck or not.
Your thick thighs were crowded around his head tightly as he licked around your pussy in a zigzag motion, you knew right then and there, you were about to cum.
“ Tai, I can’t hold on, ughh! I'm Cummin' your tongue. Your tongue. Your tong- holy shit!”, You spewed out nonsense as your body shook on top of his face, his chuckles only made you shake even more. Your ears were ringing and this was the first time this happened to you. You couldn’t even think as you came on his tongue and lips not giving any fucks about your cum getting on half of his face.
You didn’t even notice that you were torturing yourself when you kept moving your hips against his tongue without any of his help, yet you were blaming him, “ Taiju, please stop I can’t anymore. Mmgh!”
Taiju snapped his head back and you fell back on his large torso, he let out the loudest laugh you ever heard, “ What are you sayin’ princess? You’re the one who kept going even when my tongue wasn’t moving or hands were gripping at your wide ass hips. You were fuckign amazing now let’s see how amazing you are at taking my dick, yeah?”
You felt your panties slip back over your pussy, later getting yourself lifted into his arms again making sure to switch places with you. You were the one lying on the bed with a tired expression on your face while he stood before you peering down at your figure, “ You are one beautiful woman, the greatest I ever encountered. I want you to prove that to me, though. You don’t get that title without putting in any work my pretty little slut. Do you think you could take me?”
He pulled his pants and underwear down in one drop, your eyes widened at his size. It was almost insane how big he was. You couldn’t even count the inches but you knew it was past 9 inches that’s for sure. It was thick and laced with pretty veins scattered all over his dick. You felt like if you took his dick, you would break. Luckily for you, you always accepted a challenge . This was definitely gonna be a challenge.
If you were to describe his dick, it would be pretty but dangerous, kinda like you. It curved a little to the left and the little happy trail that trailed to his dick was the same color as his hair color, blue. And the tip was just as fat as the rest of his dick. How the fuck are you supposed to take this again?
“ Don’t worry, princess. I got you. Not gonna hurt you so ease up for me, can’t have you timid before I even get the chance to fuck that pretty fat pussy of yours.”, Taiju says before reaching to the side to get a bottle that has the words Lube Life on it. He knew you wouldn’t be able to take all of him so he was glad Yuzuha brought a bottle of lube for her to use on her strap when she gets the chance to fuck you.
The blue hair giant leaned down to kiss you on the lips with gentleness, the most he ever displayed within meeting you. You both forgot about the statues in the hallway connected to the room when you two connected with each other. Taiju loved the feeling of your lips on his, now. The kiss lasted as long as he was putting two squirts of lube on his cock, eager to enter you. You reached down and grabbed his hand that’s on his cock, “ Come on, big boy. Let me do it for you, please?”
Taiju smiled before nodding his head. You could say he was at a loss of words from your boldness. You kept surprising him and he was starting to love you even more. His elbows were on either side of your smaller body holding him up as you stroke him up and down. His head was in your neck muffling his own whimpers in embarrassment because of the way you were making him feel just off two strokes.
You unhook your hand from his cock and lifted yourself up to take off your panties, letting the air breeze by your clit earning a whimper from you. Taiju lifted his head to look at you, watching as you now held eye contact with him while laying back again, “ Are you ready, princess?” You gulped before nodding your head. He tapped his cock against your pussy three times and so thin the third time he slid his heavy cock over the slit of your pussy making you moan at the feeling. You were going to request a pussy job later because that felt too good.
Your eyes widen when you felt the head of his cock pushing inside, “ Holy fuck! It hurts. It hurts.” It felt like you were a virgin getting your virginity taken again. You were whining with your eyes shut tightly and mouth parted slightly at the impact of him going inside of your walls, not even taking the time to see the crave in Taiju’s eyes as he kept pushing in slowly, “ Come on, baby. You could take it. Relax for me, take a deep breath and the pain would be over in a quick second.”
You tried to relax but you couldn’t. He was too big for you, so you thought about the first thing that helps you relax, nothing. Absolutely nothing helped you relax, so you kept trying to move up while Taiju was tightly holding on to your hips disregarding your fupa covering his hand. Not like he cared in the first place, “ Y/n!”
The way his voice echoed throughout the room should be a sin. You could tell he was mad so you cracked open one eye seeing the most angriest face you ever seen, “ don’t make this hard for both of us, now relax or I’m gonna make you relax my own way, unless you want to stop completely.”
Your thoughts were complicated because on one hand you wanted to find out how he’s gonna calm you down but on the other you wanted to save yourself from the pain. Decisions. Decisions. Decisions.
“ Taiju, I want to do this but I’m just scared, that's all. Never had a dick that big inside of me so spare me the anger okay?!”, You yelled at him. You saw one of his eyes twitch and then he leaned down to whisper in your ear, “ Don’t ever raise your voice at me and now I’m pissed. Fuck angry, I’m pissed. Who the hell do you think you’re talking to?! Better not be me! ”
You always thought pissed came before you were angry but he seems to think otherwise. Your thoughts were interrupted when you felt teeth breaking into your skin. He was sucking your blood while bullying his cock into you. You tried to move his head but he grabbed your wrist, putting them in his right hand above your head and kept sucking blood from you. Both of your wrists could fit into one hand and that scared you. Nevertheless, it wasn’t more scary than Taiju sucking your blood. He wasn’t sucking a lot which was weird but you were still weirded out that he was a vampire and a giant. You bite your lips containing the screams erupting from your throat. Taiju thrusted back and forth inside of your pussy as he sucked on your neck.
“ Ahh, it’s too much, I don’t think you could fit anymore inside.”, You screamed out, finally giving in to him sucking your blood. You were surprised that he fit half of him inside of your gaping pussy now. Your walls were shaping for his cock and his cock only. They fluttered in excitement when he moved more inches inside of your pussy.
He suddenly snapped his neck back while his hips snapped forwards making your scream and drag your nails down his back creating blood, “ Fucking hell, baby. Your pussy is shaping for me so I couldn’t resist adding more of me inside of you where I rightfully belong. Aaah shit! Hang on for me a little longer princess, don’t want your first orgasm off my cock to be me just sitting inside of this beautiful pussy now. Keep fuckin’ scratchin’ me baby, mark your territory .”
You looked up with an open mouth and blurry eyesight due to your tears falling down your face. You could t believe you took almost all of him, “ Tai, I feel so full but can you please move, it’s burning and hurting. Please ease my pain again. Just not with that method, please.”
Your voice was low and he knew you were done for. His cock was gonna be the only name you could think of for now and forever.
Your blood dripped off Taiju’s lips and cock. This was something you never thought you’d be into as you gaze between him and the opening of your pussy while sitting up on your elbows, “ Please fuck me!” The pain was intense yet so was the pleasure. Taiju smiled before leaning a little of his body weight on you, crowding your body into his arms with his head on the other side of your neck, opposite of the bite he created, “ Kahhh, your pussy sucks me in so well, such a pretty good girl you are. Allowing me to corrupt you even if someone already beat me to the punch the first time. How naughty you are.”
He was moving in and out of your squelching, hot pussy slowly while kissing and sucking on your neck with his right hand now caressing your rolls as he held you in his arms on the bed. You felt like you were being used as a pillow from the way he held you tightly against him, almost like he didn’t want to let go in fear of you leaving.
Little whimpers and moans were coming from your mouth. You chanted his name like it was the only thing you knew from the beginning of time. His dick was pushing into your cervix and it hurts so good to you. You discovered that you must have some sort of pain kink in order to be enduring what you are right now, “ uuh! Taiju move a little bit faster, I think I’m close.”
Taiju obeyed your orders and he never obeys anyone orders so this was a surprise for him and them. The bed creaked underneath you two as he moved inside of your pussy faster than before. Your juices were coaxing his cock just right and he couldn’t do anything but moan into your neck. His body sweat was mixing with yours as he fucked your into dumbness.
Your legs tried to wrap all the way around Taiju’s hips but he was too big so one leg was attached to his hips and the other was falling down his hips. Taiju hair stuck to his forehead crowding his eyes making himself irritated because hair was getting in his eyes and he couldn’t see you take his cock. His moans were so pleasing to you because they were deep as hell for one, “ Fuck, just like that. A fucking vixen you are sucking me in like this while whispering too big over and over under your breathe. You like this, don’t you? You like my cock fucking you like this, hmm? Nngh, you can’t even fucking respond.”
Indeed you couldn’t because you’ve had your second orgasm for the day, “ nuhh, Tai— I’m cummin’, m’cummin”. Your body shook underneath him as your eyes rolled back into your head in pure exhilaration. You saw nothing but whiteness as you came onto his cock. Taiju wished he could've taken a picture of your face while you came. Taiju placed butterfly kisses all over your face before fucking you through your orgasm. He needed his release too and he was going to get it from the way he was drilling inside of your already fucked out pussy.
Your screams and his moans were combining and echoing off the walls as he tried not to push more into you than what you could handle while chasing his own orgasm. Your walls were fluttering around him as he rocked your body in sync with his own hips. You could feel something poking your belly and Taiju could too, you didn’t think it was possible until you looked down with blurry eyes. You took your hands to whip away at your tears while he continued to fuck you, just now with hos knees on the bed. He eyed your stomach everytime he went inside and it did nothing but set him off even further. You had a belly bulge, his cock did that. Your eyes widened when he took your hand to touch your lower stomach, “ Feel that shit,that’s me baby. All of me. You probably didn’t think it was possible for someone your size to get a belly bulge, huh? Now you know— Ooh fuck, I think I’m cummin’ baby.”
He thrusts his hips into you three times trying not to snap all of his dick inside at the same time. He didn’t know how he came inside of you like he did because whenever he fucked other women in the past they could barely take half of him and then he’ll have to put their needs first. Never got his orgasm until now. Yeah he’s keeping you.
You felt so warm and full because of his thick ropes of cum shooting inside of you. You felt like it was nonstop. Your body shook underneath his as his body shook above you before he hungrily kissed your lips, “ fucking on top of the world right now, can you do one more position for me?”
Your eyes snapped open from its hazy state as he lifted you up with his cock still throbbing inside of your abused pussy. He sat back down in his chair, this time with the other statues surrounding you both. You were too dick dumb to realize that the statues moved and they weren’t even statues anymore. They were alive and staring at you with lots of hunger even if they had blood bags in their hands, sucking on them.
You looked up into his face with wonder as he held you by the fat of your ass halfway down his cock with one hand, by your head with another. Something or someone was holding your hands behind your back, but Taiju wouldn’t let you see as he watched you squirm and struggle to take him, “ Only focus on me, princess. I’m the only one in this room with you.”
You felt all your nerves let loose when he said that because now you did think that you two were the only ones in this room. He compelled you and Draken, Mochi, Kakucho, and the others didn’t like that not once while they looked on.
“ You didn’t have to say that.”, Mikey says while staring at your little but voluptuous body moving up and down Taiju’s 13 inch cock trying to steady yourself even more than he’s holding you.
“ We had a no compelling rule with her, so why did you do it?”, South says from behind you. He was the one holding your wrist back as he watched you with hungry eyes. You were one beautiful magnet. Everyone in that room with you two were either his partners or friendly rivals in the battle prior to them turning into statues. They managed to accept their fate over the years and we’re gonna get back the descendants of the one who casted them as statues in their prime time. She was the peace and wreckoning upon Cyclopean City. That’s why you were here. Part of the reason is because you were beautiful, the other part is because you were the only descendant they could get their finger on.
“ Shut up, I’m trying to get my nut and you all are fucking ruining it. We’ll discuss later.”, Taiju was back angry now and didn’t notice that you passed out from exhaustion. He did notice that you finally took all of his inches and that may have been the reason you passed out against his chest, “ South you’re paying for this, so the next time you want to fuck someone. I’m ruining your orgasm.”
Taiju peered down at you before kissing your sweaty forehead, “ I’m sorry, sweetheart, but everything is for the best.” Taiju bit into his wrist, drawing blood from his wrist. He brought his wrist to your open mouth and let the blood flow inside of your mouth.
“ I have no choice but to turn you. You can’t find out that we were your enemy. Now you’re one of us, enjoy my princess.”, Taiju says before baring his teeth into the supple flesh on your neck, drinking all the blood away from your body. He would have snapped your neck, which would’ve been easier but he decided to drain you of your blood in order for you to complete your transition. You felt your body being squeezed of life and by the person you sitting on. He held your body so tightly against his while draining the life out of your body.
You felt yourself sinking into more darkness and soon darkness was the only name you know now. You should thank the Shiba siblings for that.
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Caitlyn and Vi reactions when reader wakes up from a nightmare and acidenatally slaps them on their face cause they were still little bit in the nightmare?
(Hey! Here ya go, Enjoy!)
Reader Slapping Caitlyn & Vi
Caitlyn
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She is familiar with nightmares
She had a bunch after the explosion in the town square by Jinx
So she gets that you have nightmares and get scared by them shitless
So when she woke up to you moving around in bed all crazy
She knew what was up
She quickly woke you up and was gobsmacked
You smacked the ever living shit out of her
When you registered it was your girlfriend you both just stared at each other
“...Was there really a need for that?”
You kept apologizing to the point she started laughing
You felt bad but she felt that it was sorta her fault for just shaking you awake
She’ll tell you that it’s okay and whatever
But she will sleep a little ways away from you
Sheis not taking anymore chances
Vi
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Vi has a lot of nightmares, not that she would openly admit
A lot of from when was in prison and a lot with Powder in them
They often get to be a lot so she knows how nightmares can affect someone
She knows something is up when she feels you thrashing around in bed
She’ll get up fast and get you to wake up
But turns out, you started fighting her out of fear and accidentally slapped her 
And hard
Vi kinda didn’t even notice it at first
She grabbed your arms and had to calm you down
After that was all did and done she finally felt the stinging in her cheek
“Wait, did you fucking slap me?”
Like Caitlyn, will bust out laughing so hard
You just have to join in as she is almost falling out of the bed
She will apologize for waking you up like that and startling you enough to slap her
But she will always keep mentioning it
“Can you hold this?”
“Vi, you're capable of doing it yourself.”
“Remember when you slapped me? For no apparent reason? Hmm?”
She will use it to her advantage
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Not a poll request (so don't worry if you don't want to answer on the blog) but - could we get each of the mods' top 10 horror movies? (: I'd be so interested in hearing them!
Long post!
Mod Z:
*long sigh* *opens letterboxd*
2. Beau is Afraid (2023)
K-12 (2019)
NOTE: Yk what imma just leave this here
NOTE: a masterpiece i probably won’t rewatch for a long time but since i’m an ari aster truther it deserved this spot
3. Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
NOTE: Yes
4. The Crow (1994)
NOTE: Awesome ass movie. Awesome ass soundtrack. An absolute classic. I have the graphic novel it was based on and it’s one of the best things I have in my library
5. Carrie (1976)
NOTE: Stephen King’s the best at writing real characters <3
6. The Craft (1996)
NOTE: As a wicca myself, accurately depicted teen witches are my jam and this film did the best job at it
7. Bodies Bodies Bodies (2022)
NOTE: The only reason this isn’t in the top 5 is because i haven’t seen it in a while. If u had asked me in early 2023 i would’ve put this in second place for sure
8. Cam (2017)
NOTE: So underrated. Go watch this on Netflix now while u don’t know anything about it
9. Frankenweenie/Nightmare before Christmas/Edward Scissorhands
NOTE: CHILDHOOD (lumping them together cuz i couldn’t decide which tim burton film to add)
10. Smile (2022)
NOTE: okay wait this scared me shitless at the theatre and i just convinced myself this movie was bad to stop myself freaking out but this is a genuinely good and scary movie i’ve made up my mind
These are subject to change and Invisible Man (2020) definitely deserves an honorable mention but I haven’t seen it in a while to check if it still holds up
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Mod L:
The Thing (1982)
Absolute masterpiece. Perfect marriage of cast, visuals, music, and script. They (audiences in 1982) hated Jesus (John Carpenter) because he told them the truth.
2. Ravenous (1999)
I love social horror more than life itself, and this is a pitch-perfect example. I recommend Atun-Shei Films' Overanalyzing Ravenous, if you haven't seen it yet.
3. Ju-on: The Grudge (2002)
See above re: social horror. I never stop thinking about how this series was inspired by rising incidents of domestic violence in Japan - how the contagion of violence in the home spreads to anyone who comes in contact with it.
4. Demon (2015)
This would pair amazingly well with my next pick, which is:
5. La Llorona (2019)
To quote a friend of mine after we watched Demon, "there is no society without memory."
6. Black Christmas (1976)
Truly ahead of its time as a slasher, as well as in its politics. Ladies, never date a Peter, and DON'T trust the Toronto Police.
7. The Devils (1971)
Nobody was doing it like Ken Russell, and nobody ever will again.
8. The Changeling (1980)
This movie understands the greatest horror of all: Joseph Kennedy Sr.
9. Us (2019)
My favourite Peele to date, no I will not be budged on this point.
10. Peeping Tom (1960)
An extremely prescient film about the male gaze and the medium of film.
(Mod Sus releases their own once they get the braincells rubbing for more than 5 movies)
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When ever I think about Rhys saying "Both sides did bad things." It just reminds me so much of Americans who like to wave away that the confederates in the Civil War were fighting to keep slavery and/or spew The Lost cause Mythology.
For those of you who are not American or maybe never learned this but the Lost Cause mythology is basically lies and rewriting of history that confederates did themselves starting soon after the end of the war to mask their true intentions of the war. Things like, "it was all about slave rights and taxes! The north was being aggressive; during Sherman's march they burned, pillaged, and raped! Slavery wasn't actually that bad and if anything black people needed it!" All of it lies. The real reason they succeeded from the Union was slavery; they wanted to keep slavery and expand it into future states. They wanted to keep it so bad they written it into the confederacy constitution. The fight over slavery started very soon after the revolution ended and then built and built with every compromise on which new states would be free states and which would be slave, the rise in abolitionism, and more laws making it harder for slaves to escape. It exploded when Lincoln was elected President. He wasn't even inaugurated and states had already succeeded. The founding fathers didn't do anything about it because a) some owned slaves b) they believed it would die out because it was expensive, it became super profitable once the cotton gin was invented.
And while the Union initially wasn't fighting for the end of slavery but to keep the union, it only turned to ending slavery because Lincoln recognized as the only way to keep the US together and the Union soldiers who marched through the South who had never been there before saw how awful slavery was and wanted to end it. Yes General Sherman lead a campaign in the South and burned things but the things he burned (from my understanding) were the plantations and a few cities. Slaves who had escaped followed the union army as they moved through the south. I even learned that some point some union soldiers killed the dogs of a plantation that the owner used to hunt down escaped slaves and let his slaves beat him. I'm not going to deny that there probably was stealing and rape happening but there was also reports of confederates stealing too.
The point I'm trying to make is that while the Union wasn't perfect you also can't ignore the fact that the other side was fighting for slavery. That's why it feels similar, both Rhys and some people say, "that side did bad things too." while completely ignoring the fact the other side was fighting to keep the right of enslaving human beings and keeping them like cattle. And in the case of the humans of ACOTAR they were fighting for their freedom as some black union soldiers were fighting for theirs and the rest who were still enslaved.
Feel free to correct me on my facts about the Civil War, it's really only in recent years that historians are trying to fight against the years of lies the Lost Cause created in the American public's conscience. Like it is so pervasive that in the 21st century media has 3 vampire characters that fought on the side of the confederacy and paint them as not that bad. Vampire Diaries in a later season had an episode explaining that Damon didn't want to fight in the confederacy he only did it because his dad forced him. And the only one who questions and confronts Bill in True Blood is Tera and her white friend tells her to stop being rude. Abraham Lincoln vampire hunter is the only one I have seen making wealthy plantation owners vampires and the bad guys. If you want know more about the American Civil war check out Atun-Shei Films and his series called checkmate, Lincolnists on YouTube. He goes through a lot of misconceptions and lies about the civil war while being very honest, down to earth, level headed, and not show favor towards the union or confederacy because he does also talk about each of their faults.
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SP characters as dads pt 4!
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Warning: None just fluff
Background: You and your husband are first-time parents. You and Jimmy, You and Ike, and you and Kevin try your best to be the best parents you can be.
Status: Request Open
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Jimmy
You put your baby in a walker as Jimmy comes backstage wearing his suit. You smile and kiss his lips softly.
"H-hey b-babe we have an-another segmen-segment can you come on st-stage with J-June?" He asked looking at you and June with a smile.
"Oh, sweetie of course. But are you sure? Do I look ok?" You ask smoothing out your hair.
"B-babe you l-l-look beautiful." He says taking your hand and leading you and June on stage.
Jimmy sits down in his seat and you take June out of her walker and place her on your lap as you sit next to Jimmy's desk. The cameras start rolling and the audience claps as Jimmy introduces you.
"S-so tonight we're h-here with my b-b-beautiful wife Y/N and m-my l-l-lovely daughter June," Jimmy says letting you speak.
"Hi everyone." You say with a bright smile and June looks around cooing.
"Wow, what a wonderful audience," Jimmy said making the audience clap.
"S-so b-babe I-I mean Y/N," Jimmy says making the audience awe. "Our p-producers are g-g-gonna ask you s-some q-questions."
You nod and let June hold onto your finger. June coos and reaches for Jimmy. Jimmy takes her from your hands and the producers start asking you questions. As you answer the questions you notice Jimmy playing with June happily.
"So how did you see Jimmy after you gave birth?" A producer asked you.
You look over seeing Jimmy holding June and looking at you. You smile and gently stroke June's cheek.
"Giving birth was one of the hardest things I ever had to do but hearing her take her first breath and being able to hold her was one of the best things in the world." You look at June lovingly and then look up at Jimmy. "And when I got to see Jimmy holding her I fell in love all over again. He spends every moment he can with her playing with her, feeding her, and shopping with her. I never knew I could love him more than I already did, but seeing him be a father to one of the most beautiful girls in the world."
You look at Jimmy and lean in kissing him softly. Jimmy kisses back and the audience applauses and June claps along with them. You pull back and June grabs Jimmy's tie.
"I was ready to marry him all over again." You finish looking over at the audience.
"C-couldn't have s-said it better m-my-myself."
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Ike
You and Ike had been living in Canada for a few years but after having Ivan you and Ike decided to move to his home town South Park Colorado. It took a month to finally get completely settled.
One afternoon you got a call from Kyle inviting you three down to his mom's house for dinner. You got yourself ready while Ike got Ivan ready.
"Ok buddy I think you're set." Ike says putting Ivan in a blue shirt and khaki shorts.
"This shade of blue good?" You ask Ike referring to your blouse that was the same color as his and Ivan's
"Perfect." He says kissing your forehead gently.
"You don't think it's a bit much we all match when we go out?" You ask adjusting your khaki pants.
Ike acts offended and pouts. "How dare you."
Ivan giggles making you smile and pick him up. You all head out and walk to Ike's parent's house as you were close by. You knock on the door and Shelia greets you.
"Oh Y/N! You look amazing can't even tell you had a baby." She says praising you. "Come in come in."
You laugh and step inside with the boys. Kyle comes up to you giving you a big hug.
"Nice to see you too Kyle." You say hugging back.
"You look great. God I can't imagine how it was giving birth to this chunky boy." Kyle says pulling away and picking Ivan's cheek.
"So how's parenthood?" Gerald asks.
"Amazing Considering I got Ike by my side." You say smiling at Ike.
He smiles and kisses your cheek softly. Ivan sees and pulls your head down and kisses your cheek.
"Oh how precious," Sheila says. "Let's talk about how cute our grandson is over dinner!"
You all sit at the table and eat. You all chat and laugh. You held Ike's hand after you finished. You could tell he was tired you all moved to the living room and continued the conversation you were having with Sheila.
When you look back at Ike you see him fast asleep with Ivan on his chest. Ivan was drooling all over Ike's shirt making you smile. You try to pick Ivan up but Ike's grip around him tightens.
"Oh, he used to do that all the time. It's best to let him sleep." Sheila said.
You smile and kiss both of their cheeks softly.
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Kevin
You come home and see Kevin and Kaz on the floor playing with his trucks. You place your shopping bags inside the bedroom and come back out in a different outfit.
"Hey, baby how was Kaz?" You ask sitting on the floor with them.
"He was a handful but I think I got him to calm down well." He says with a smile.
You pick Kaz up and see he was very sleepy. You frown and let out a sigh as Kaz was struggling to keep his eyes open.
"You didn't put him down for his nap did you?" You ask Kevin who quickly got up.
"I was going to.." Kevin says rubbing the back of his neck nervously.
"Or take him a shower?" You ask getting a bit frustrated.
"I.."
You let out a sigh and grab his hand taking him to the bathroom and putting the baby in the big sink.
"Bathe him I'll be right here." You say letting Kevin take reign.
Kevin tries to bathe Kaz but struggles as Kaz gets upset and starts crying. You watch him struggle to finish but after 10 minutes Kevin was able to finish. He lets out a sigh of relief and wraps the baby in a towel.
"Now put him to bed." You say getting up and heading to the kitchen.
You pour yourself a glass of wine as you hear Kaz crying and Kevin struggling to get him dressed and put to bed. You stand outside the nursery taking small sips of wine. After 30 minutes Kevin comes out exhausted. You look at him and smirk.
"How'd it go?" You ask.
Kevin took your wine glass and finished it making you laugh. Kevin pulls you into a hug and peppers kisses all over your face.
"I'm so sorry I don't appreciate you enough. God, I feel like a deadbeat." He mutters holding onto you tightly.
"Oh honey, I know you were trying your best. Maybe I shouldn't have left." You said rubbing his back.
"No, you shouldn't have to stay home all day with Kaz." He says pulling back. "I'll be better. Tomorrow is your day off so you're going to relax and I will handle everything for you and Kaz. I promise."
You smile and lead him to the bedroom. "I love you and I love when you take charge."
Kevin smiles and gets a sudden boost of energy when you both go into the bedroom.
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A/N: Hey guys I'm so sorry if this isn't as good I think I may be coming down with something. But I promise better work in a day or two. Anyways love you all thank you for reading 🩷🩷🩷
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thotsforvillainrights · 3 months
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so happy to see asks are open!! May I please request dating headcannons with Overhaul and a quirkless reader being by his side at the shei hassaikai base. What do the other members think of her? Obviously they can’t talk or even be near her unless they wanna be meat on the floor. Poor girl just wants to make friends but her hubby makes it so hard 😔😔😔
(I would've thought I did a quirkless reader for him before but I'm admittedly too lazy to check my HIGHLY OUTDATED masterlist so fuck it. Let's do it anyway! Also, I hope it's fine I'm leaving the reader kinda open ended as usual so everyone can kinda insert themselves into this better. Thank you for the request and the chance at writing more Kai content!)
(sidenote: I really need to update that masterlist but every time I try it's nearly impossible. I let it get too far behind, send help ahhhhhhh)
~Kai's Quirkless Reader & the Hassaikai~
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-Quirkless? Not that much of a shocker he'd fall for you. The boss being in a relationship? THAT is the shocker everyone hasn't managed to let go of just yet. In fact, most of his inner circle thinks he's holding you hostage while the other half wonders how you could've ever fallen for someone as rough as Overhaul in the first place. Did he even know how to date someone? Overhaul doing gentleman shit? Overhaul possibly kissing you one day or holding hands? Overhaul being in the same vicinity as someone else for longer than a few hours? There was a slew of gossiping he couldn't really shut down (or intimidate out of the men) for a very long time. He was trying to at least get it out of control before bringing you around to meet everyone for the first time.
-He took the time you introduce you considering he would have some of the members of the Hassaikai be your personal bodyguards or escorts when he couldn't join you out. Aside from this, he didn't really want you interacting with anyone else than himself. You were headstrong (or stubborn as he'd put it) and wanted on your own to develop meaningful relationships with his main group. Where he saw workers, you saw his friends despite him never calling them that. You wanted to be as important to them as he was. None of the men really complained since you were a breath of fresh air compared to Kai. With the help of Pops preventing Kai from killing the guys, you were able to try and get to know each of them.
-Hojo thought of you as a little sibling almost, no matter what your age is. You could literally be older than him and he'd still try to treat you like a little sister/brother/sibling. It was odd, but you didn't seem to mind how careful he was or protective nonetheless. Setsuno was a lot more careful with you since he didn't want to end up like mince meat. Had you not pushed hard for him to come out of his shell, you never would've learned all the wonderful parts of his personality aside from being a legitimate gang member. Tabe was more or less clingy to your kindness. This is especially true if you end up trying to greet him with something to eat. He adores you now.
-Rappa was actually pretty taken with you from the moment he met you. Someone brave enough to go against Overjerk's rules and do what they wanted regardless of the outcome? Oh yeah, he thinks that's fucking awesome of you. Tengai is more careful about guarding your feelings and still doesn't greet you by your first name even to this day. He also spends a lot of time scolding Rappa when he's around you since he's worried the big lug will offend you somehow.
-Nemoto has been and always will be the absolute most respectful with you. He greets you with the utmost proper manners and tries to make sure you have everything you might ever need whenever he's on duty for you. You've been trying for a long time to break down his walls and get him to chill out more but I doubt that'll happen anytime soon. Deidoro fucking loves you and loves even more the fact that he can be as crazy around you as he wants to be...well, as long as Nemoto isn't there to stop him from having that fun. You don't mind it. The man is a hoot!
-Chrono has become somewhat of a close friend to you. He knows when to let his guard down and relax ever now and then. Don't get me wrong, he still respects Overhaul very much as both a friend and a leader! It's just that when he's out with you, he's not gonna say no to putting a dollar in a prize machine and trying to win an IPAD with you. If you could chose anyone to hang out with for a day, it usually ends up being Chrono. It makes sense that Kai has gotten jealous a time or two of you relationship together. Mimic on the other hand...he doesn't worry as much with you two being together. In fact, your first impression of Mimic was that someone must've been pulling a prank on you. There's no way this beanie baby can turn into a full grown man on command. Mimic thought you weren't real when he met you too either. "How much did the boss pay for you to pretend to be his partner?"
-Katsukame was...a lot upon first meeting. He let a few inappropriate comments slip and you nervously laughed it off until Kai came out and killed the guy in front of you. Since then, Katsukame learned his place around you. Oh and Pops? That old man adored you since the very first moment. How could he not? You're giving his misguided boy a chance to experience real love for the first time! To him, you were considered family from the very first day you took Kai's heart.
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petitprincess1 · 2 months
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I don't know if I am being petty but I am honestly just really tired of seeing hazbin hotel character redesigns. Not only because I like and have no issue with the canon designs, but because I can't help but fell this vibe of smug "I can make a way better design that Viv" attitude around them. I know, logically, that isn't the intention with the majority of them, but I had seen enough that are that they just kind of spoiled them for me.
Like you said, a good bit of them aren't done for any bad reason. Just like @shey-pancake made some excellent redesigns that I can def see working in the show. However, I see where you're coming from. Just wanting people to enjoy the show as is.
Although, you have to understand that sometimes redesigns are done to test an artist's skill. I've also seen those do it, so that's easier for them to draw in their style. And while I do think you shouldn't have to use established characters to test that, I'm also not going to get heated over those who are doing it for fun.
That being said, I do hope the redesigning craze calms down as the show comes out. Because I do love the designs and I genuinely hope more ppl will draw them as they are, just like with Helluva.
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dual-fantasy · 2 months
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one of my friends joked about raj having a crush on chase instead of bowie but itsnot even a joke anymore. theyve infested my brain. chase is painfully clueless hes almost been kissed twice and still thinks raj is just clingy or whatever. eventually(like.. season 2 eventually) he realizes he Also has a crush on raj and he ''confides in" (talks at) julia sheis actually dumbfounded. probably fucks with him a bitlike Yeah No. Raj is Straight. Hes homophobic actually i heard him call bowie a slur last night. Stay away or he'll kill you actually. chraj(????) so real. they are not compatible at all and i think that makes it funny
your friend is so real. shipping two characters as a "joke" never stays as a joke. they're so funny to me. he has no fucking clue that Raj is flirting when he finds a broken hockey stick under his pillow and chase is actually the fucking worst ever at flirting. completely insane relationship. Julia is fucking shocked and she tells mk about it and they lose their mind. mkulia lies for recreation so they keep fucking with him. he hates gay people actually. if you even go near him he's going to start fighting. he's threatening you actually. look out. chraj (????) is sooo real and lovely you've also infested my brain. I love being a multishipper it's truly one of life's greatest joys. they're so terrible
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imagineanime2022 · 6 months
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The League Of Villains With An S/O Like Shego S/O
Shigaraki Tomura X Reader, Dabi X Reader, Mr Compress X Reader, Spinner X Reader Himiko Toga X Reader (Platonic)
Requested: Anon
Request: Hi I love your stories. They are amazing.😁
I had this thought about you know ‘Shego’ from Kim possible I was thinking what would happen if reader that has a quirk that works like ‘Shego’ and joins the league of villains but the guys are just falling in love with her.
plus toga got frustrated because she doesn’t know why reader only put black lipstick on her upper lip and not her bottom lip is the lipstick barely touches the bottom lip?😂 (like from the show Kim possible how they only put lipstick on their upper lip and not the bottom.)
Shigaraki Tomura
🖐 Tomura was not interested in you at first much like the rest of the league. You were a means to an end, that is until you showed considerable promise. 🖐 Your quirk was unique, it was nothing like what he had seen before and it’s uses were versatile. 🖐 You were one that he kept close, that being said he was still hard to get to know, but he lets you closer than anyone else and eventually you become someone that he really cares about. 🖐 You were his right hand, smart, independent and loyal, easily becoming so much more to him as time crawled on.
Shigaraki worried about you the moment that Kai demanded you were handed over as part of the agreement, even if you weren’t supposed to be alone, Twice and Toga were going with you. He knew that your quirk would keep you safe from most things that you’d come against but that didn’t stop him from worrying over what would happen. “You're sure that you’ll be okay?” He asked. You looked at him and smiled. “I appreciate the worry but they’ll start thinking you have favourites.” You teased and he grunted. “I do.” He admitted as he looked at you over “if anything happens give them a reason to be sorry.” “Oh sure.” You nodded. “Stop worrying so much I’ll be fine.” You winked as you turned to leave.
The weeks that you spent with Kai were tortured for both of you, however during the raid at the Shei Hassaikai hideout, you were separated from Toga and Twice, you easily took out one of the paramedics on the undercover ambulance, you changed clothes stayed there for the rest of fight and lucky for you Kai was put in your ambulance ready to leave, you smirked under the mask and lean down “I hope you’ve made peace with your loss, I’m not sure you’ll have much longer to do so.” You said softly and as you stood up and walked over to the other paramedic in the truck easily snapping her neck and watching her fall to the floor, you rolled your shoulders as you took off the disguise revealing your villain suit. “(Y/N)…” Kai wheezed out and you rolled your eyes. “You really are pathetic.” You rolled your eyes as the truck jolted, you created a protective field as you watch Kai and the mattress that he had been strapped to slide out the back, you climbed out of the back dusting yourself off as your eyes caught on Dabi’s who almost looked impressed. “Do you guys have a plan for him or is he just going to sit like that forever?” You asked. “There’s a plan my dear.” Mr Compress answered as he walked over, taking one of his arms, Shigaraki took the weapons that he had been making as well as his other arm. “Wow that was crueller than anything that I could have thought of.” “Backup is on the way we need to go now.” Spinner yelled from what you assumed to be the getaway vehicle, you smirked as you lifted your hand creating a field. “They won’t be getting far until we’ve gotten away.” You said as you walked towards the truck climbing in the back followed by the others. Shigaraki knows that he doesn’t need to ask you if you're okay or if you're sure that you quirk will hold, instead he climbs in after you as quiet as he always is showing you his trust in silence.
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Dabi
🔥 Dabi has never really been one to put stock in the people’s quirks or the way that they chose to use them. 🔥 I do believe that for him to really trust you he would have had to meet you before joining the league of villains, probably before he had established himself a villain even. 🔥 Dabi would trust you and your quirk if you were close enough to be more than friends, you likely don’t say more than a word to each other to relay a plan or attack. 🔥 Your ability allowed you to stand in his flames without getting hurt, you had even protected him from the damage his quirk caused to him.
You bounced on the balls of your feet as you waited for the others to arrive at the camp, swinging your hands back and forth as you looked down at the forest that all the kids were supposed to be in. “Are you really that excited to crush a bunch of teenagers?” Dabi asked, walking up and standing behind you. “I’m excited to see if the heroes are going to get anymore interesting, you know with All Might around it’s gotten a bit boring.” You explained. “Can’t argue with that.” He nodded as he glanced at the group that had gathered already. “Time to get started then.”
Dabi set the fire announcing that you were there, you made your way through the forest looking for the kid that Shigaraki had requested you bring back “is there anyone around here?” Dabi asked. “No, not yet.” You answered. “Mm,” He hummed as he looked around, quickly distracted by Twice who started talking about something, you all decided to head back to the meeting place, hoping that one of you would run into the target at some point, with the mist on one side and the fire on the other you were hoping he’d be pushed into our path at some point, instead you were given the order from Compress as he had the target and it was time to retreat.
Compress falling out of the sky was the only warning of the fight to come, you were quick to move Dabi out of the way “I know these kids! Who are they?” Twice said and you looked at them with a small smile on your face. “Are you guys going to give me something to look forward to?” You asked as you dove forward, knocking away two of them with your quirk and kicking the other off of Compress pulling him up and pushing him in the direction of the others. “Thank you my dear.” He said as he stumbled over to Dabi. “Do you have the target?” Dabi asked. “Of course.” Compress answered sorting through his pockets before realising that he didn’t have the target. “Hey Toga! Grab your boy.” You smirked as you dove towards the kid with the two toned hair, cutting down the ice that he was creating with beams of energy as you pushed him away from his friends. “Shoto, Midoriya we’re retreating!” The kid with the mask on called out holding the marbles you assumed were the result of Compress’ ability. “Good job Shoji!” They all called only to turn and be faced with you. “You should watch the magician more carefully.” You smirked. “No.” The green haired kid turned in time for Compress to explain everything as Kurogiri appeared behind you. You weren’t close enough to stop the beam of energy that his Compress all three of them ran towards Dabi and Compress to catch the now free falling marbles, you only managed to grab the two tones’ ankle Dabi grabbing the marble as he smirked down at the boy. Compress released the quirk to confirm that they had Bakugo before he looked at you. “Head back.” He ordered. “Yes sir.” You saluted before stepping back into the gate and back into the bar. You watched as they secured the prisoner and Dabi finally came over to you where you sat “you good?” “Mmm.” He hummed moving you over to sit down “good job.” “Thanks.” You said softly before pressing a kiss to his cheek and relaxing back to watch as Shigaraki tried to convince Bakugo to join you.
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Mr Compress/ Atsuhiro Sato
🔮 Compress probably knew you before the league, maybe you knew each other given the fact that your quirk was quite distracting and he worked best when there was a distraction, you were work partners and then you were more. 🔮 Compress probably doesn’t go anywhere without you, you're far better at fighting than him, he needs you. 🔮 Literally hides behind you when there is a fight, your quirk is offensive and defensive so he trusted that he was safe with you. Don’t worry he returns the favour where he can, patching you up or getting you out of a sticky situation where you could. 🔮 You're more likely to over use your quirk with him and he’d be the one that lets you lean against him or just straight up let you use him as a pillow.
It was after the fight with Re-Destros group and you had done your fair share of fighting before Shigaraki made his way to the tower and Gigantamachi got there, however the amount that you had used your quirk would have left you vulnerable if you hadn’t won the fight, they had all sat down to eat but all you could think about was sleeping as you settled next to Atsuhiro. “Are you okay my dear?” He asked. “Mmhm sleepy.” You explained as you leant against his arm. “Well I have to insist that you eat something first, then you can sleep for as long as you want.” He promised, you gave a groan of protest until a bite of food pressed against your lips. “Here let me help you.” He watched the smile stretch across your face, you opened your mouth accepting the food. “Ew you guys are cute.” Toga spoke from where she was lounging. “You got to find yourself a man that’ll care for you the way he cares for me, that’s my only message for you, anyone less than that, you should definitely make them bleed.” You winked. “Aww You flatter me Dear.” He said continuing to feed you. “You have to eat too.” You frowned, pushing the food towards him, he smiled softly and took the bite that you offered him before offering you another, this went on until he was sure that you had eaten enough. Atsushi settled back on the sofa, you settled next to him resting your head on his chest, he knew that it would be a few hours before you’d be ready to function properly again or use your quirk. “Don’t worry, you can rest here, I’ll wake you when we need you.” He promised but you both know that wasn’t true, he’d try his hardest not to wake you at all in fact he’d probably actively stop people from waking you but you loved him for that and wouldn’t have it any other way.
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Spinner/ Shuichi Iguchi
🦎 Spinner definitely knew you before the league and honestly I think that for the most part he keeps you separate from it, either because you don’t play well with others or because he likes something that’s his. 🦎 Always checking in on you, no matter what your plans are. Reminds you rest all the time and knows the signs of overuse with your quirk. 🦎 Easily the most attentive next to Compress, he’s always got your favourite thing on hand if you ever need it, be it food, a favoured weapon, outfit and no one ever knows from where either. 🦎 You guys trust each other to no end and keep each other close, you know that he’d never lead you into a fight that you couldn’t win and he knew that you’d never leave him. You guys didn’t have to see each other everyday but you talked all the time.
The league was running low on hard hitting members and Shigaraki needed firepower “I know someone that could help us.” Shuichi said as he looked at Shigaraki. “You do?” Shigaraki asked. “Mmm.” He hummed. “Who?” Shigaraki asked. “My girlfriend.” He answered. “I didn’t know that you had a girlfriend!” Toga cheered. “Why didn’t you bring her along?” “She doesn’t always play well with others.” Shuichi answered. “You have to stop telling people that I get along well with tons of people, I have permanent contracts all over the villain world.” Your voice sounded from where you had walked into the abandoned warehouse. “You already told her where we were?” Shigaraki asked. “Of course he didn’t, I’m just really good at finding people.” You shrugged. “You don’t look all that big of a power house.” Your eyes shifted to Dabi who was smirking from where he stood, no one saw you move but before they knew it you were in front of Dabi, you punched him in the face as you smirked down at him. “Neither do you.” You leaned over him as Shuichi moved to get you away from the arsonist, he wasn’t fast enough though, Dabi grabbed you around the ankle and blue flames engulfed you, Shuichi sighed as he stopped moving. “That was cosy.” The flames died down to reveal still in the same position completely unscathed. “Tch.” Dabi grunted as he stood from where he had been knocked down. “So how was that entrance interview?” You asked. “You're perfect.” Shigaraki smirked, “you’ll do nicely.” “Aww you flatter me, so who do you want me to kill first?” You asked waiting for your first mission briefing.
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Toga Himiko
🩸 You and Toga became friends when you joined the League, you were the only girls there so you connected quickly. 🩸 You guys became best friends by the end of the first mission, with Twice following the both of you around but you loved him as much as you loved her. 🩸 You taught Toga a lot about fighting and used your power to get her from one place to another since her quirk didn’t allow for any modified movement, and when Toga started being able to use other people’s quirks, you gave her some of your blood for whenever she was in a tight spot. 🩸 Toga loves a lot of things about you, your look and colour scheme. The only thing that she didn’t understand was the lipstick or rather the fact that you only put it on your top lip.
“(Y/N)?” Toga asked as she slid into the booth next to you, you glanced at her with a small smile on your face, you knew that she was up to something but you humoured her. “Yes Toga?” You asked taking a sip from your drink. “You know that I love you right?” She asked. “Mmm.” You hummed as you raised an eyebrow. “Why do you do that with your lipstick?” She asked. “Do what? Wear it?” You asked. “You only wear it on your lip! Do you hate me?” She asked. “I don’t hate you.” You answered “I just wear it like this because I know that it aggravates people, do you know how many of those heroes lose their mind over the same thing?” “Woah really?” She asked. “Yup.” You answered. Toga hadn’t thought about that, the possibility that even the choices of your fashion were geared towards annoying as many people as you could. “How do you keep it from going on your bottom lip? You're always rolling your lips.” She frowned and you winked at her. “There are some secrets I have to keep for myself.” You said taking another sip of your drink as you leaned back in your chair. “Now stop asking me questions.” “Aww you're no fun.” Toga whined and you rolled your eyes as you nudged her.
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djrizard · 17 days
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Lets Do This One More Time.
theres stages of denial. denial, When The Doc Shey_Pancakes Made First came out people where vary suspious about it anger, people when angry after finding out more of whats in the doc and what "Quinn" aparently did. bargaining, everyone talking everything out with eatch other and figuring out more of the Doc and understanding it depression, me and other people where depressed after looking through the document and reading everything over and coming to terms with things acceptance. for others people accepted that quinn did it and moved on and some even left the community as a hole, i never had a chance to accept it after relooking over the document and finding things. another thing i wanna add the way people switched up on quinn so fast after looking at abunch of art that looked like theres with out even going into it and editing it to see if there was any errors or mistakes that could prove quinns innocents, yall saw the drawings and believed it with no hesitation, i really wounder is this what you truely think of quinn? Shey_Strawberry Blocked me after i confronted them about the document i asked about the victim the art word being a little off and quinn herself , she denined ever knowing quinn personaly. relook over the Document Shey Says (This person was *apparently* friends with Quinn when the comic was being made, as the dates on these screenshots, and the artwork they've provided is clear evidence to this.) , the evidence does speak for itself as anyone with a working brain that has knolage of discord would know if you go into inspect element you can change text and make it look real. if i need to cover this again and just go over more stuff i will but until then look over my Document, Most of the people who looked at the Document took a look and diden't double check anything so really look at Everything https://docs.google.com/document/d/1wKOIbaZpYkJpRvJ2vAeqfAZZgGE_2ys015q_XsSYDKY anyways Thanks for making my life a living Hell Shey_PanCakes you really done yourself with this one even tho you're not the person who fully made the document as you had help from the "victim" i want the victim to take responsability since insted of going to a place like the FBI or Police to sent this stuff they decided , Hey Lets Post this on the internet and let abunch of people build it up to a point where we`ve come full circle The Same Reason Quinn left will be the Same Reason she Now Won't be Coming Back now She knows People will come after her Even when shes left the internet and nobody has contacts to her.
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ironwoman359 · 7 months
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A Thief's Gamble - Ch.1:
No Risk, No Reward
Next: Ch.2 - All Eyes on Us Fic Masterpost
Summary: Brynjolf is certain that the only way the Thieves Guild will return to its glory days is by bringing in new, talented members. Unfortunately, Mercer doesn't agree, and it's not like Brynjolf's latest attempts at recruiting have gone well. But when he meets a stranger in the marketplace one morning, he's willing to take the risk and bring her on board....only time will tell if his gamble pays off.
Content: Brynjolf POV, Thieves Guild quest spoilers, game typical violence
Ships: Brynjolf x Dragonborn OC (slowburn)
Word Count: 2,781
Check the reblogs for a link to read on AO3!
AN: I have nothing to say for myself other than that Brynjolf is one of my favorite Skyrim characters, and this is an excuse for me to flesh him out both as an individual and in relation to the player. Has this probably been done a thousand times? Yes. Do I care? Absolutely not. Thanks for reading! (and let me know if you want to be tagged in updates, I'll do so if you like!)
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Brynjolf had a headache.
He’d had a faint one building behind his eyes for most of the day, but after listening to Keerava complain- loudly- that the Guild was asking more than she could afford for protection and that if he knew what was good for him he’d jump of the pier…his head was well and truly pounding. 
“Want me to top that off for you, Bryn?” 
Brynjolf blinked, and looked up to see Vekel looking at him expectantly, a flagon in his hand. 
“Sorry lad, what was that?” 
Vekel chuckled, and filled Brynjolf’s tankard with ale. 
“You’ve been distracted lately, my friend. Better not let Mercer catch you staring off into space like that.” 
“Now there’s an earful I don’t need,” Brynjolf agreed, lifting his tankard in acknowledgement before taking a swig. 
“Well, go on then,” Vekel prodded. “Tell us what’s going on in that big brain of yours.” 
“It’s nothing lad, just a headache,” Brynjolf said, but Vekel shook his head.
“I’m not just talking about today, Bryn, you’ve been off ever since you pulled that job on Brand-Shei.” 
“Have I?” Brynolf asked, and Vekel nodded.
“You have. Which doesn’t track,” Dirge piped up, walking over to the bar. “Because you said that the job went off without a hitch.” 
“So if you’re not thinking about the job, what are you thinking about?” Vekel asked. 
A face came to Brynjolf’s mind unbidden, bright eyes and sharp features framed by dark hair, but he pushed the image away. 
“You know as well as I do that the Guild’s seen better days, lads,” he said, taking another sip. “Just trying to work out how to bring her back to her former glory.” 
“Aaaah, so that’s why you’ve been distracted these past few days,” Vekel said knowingly. “You think you’ve found another recruit, don’t you?” 
“So what if I have?” Brynjolf demanded, arching an eyebrow at the barkeep. “If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times: what this outfit needs is some fresh blood.”
“Except the last three recruits you tried to bring on board washed out before they could make any serious coin,” Dirge pointed out, and Brynjolf frowned.
“At least I’m actually trying to solve the problem,” he said. “If we ever want to get back on our feet, the Thieves Guild needs to actually employ some master thieves.” 
“Aaaand, the last few kids you pulled into this mess were ‘master thief’ material?” Dirge asked, and Vekel snickered. 
“Give it up, Brynjolf,” he said. “Those days are over.” 
Brynjolf sighed.
“I’m telling you, this one is different…” he began, but Dirge scoffed.
“We’ve all heard that one before, Bryn! Quit kidding yourself.” 
Brynjolf opened his mouth to reply, but paused. Beneath his friends’ ribbing and the quiet clinking of cups on tables and forks on plates from the Flagon’s few other patrons, there was another sound. The sound of boots on stone, the steps slow and cautious as they approached. 
“It’s time to face the truth, old friend,” Vekel said. “You, Vex, Mercer…you’re all part of a dying breed. Things are changing!” 
Brynjolf turned, saw exactly who he’d hoped he would, and a smile spread across his face. 
“Dying breed, eh?” he repeated. “Well what do you call that then!” 
The woman was slight, an Imperial by the looks of her, and she had a bow drawn, one arrow knocked loosely on the string.
“Well well, color me impressed, lass,” Brynjolf said, nodding to her. “I wasn’t certain I’d ever see you again.”
The woman’s eyes flitted around, lingering on Dirge for a moment before eventually slinging her bow over her shoulder.
“Getting here was easy,” she said, stowing her arrow in its quiver. 
Brynjolf chuckled.
“Reliable and headstrong? You’re proving to be quite the prize. The name’s Brynjolf, lass.” 
“Ariene,” said the Imperial.
“Pleasure to make your acquaintance,” Brynjolf said. “So... now that I've whetted your appetite with our little scheme at the market, how about handling a few deadbeats for me?"
Ariene frowned, shifting her weight.
“Deadbeats?” she asked. “What’d they do?” 
“They owe our organization some serious coin, and they’ve decided not to pay,” Brynjolf explained. “I want you to explain to them the error of their ways.” 
Ariene nodded thoughtfully.
“Sounds good…who are they?”
“Keerava,” Brynjolf said, ticking the marks off on his fingers, “Bersi Honey-Hand, and Haelga. Do this right, and I can promise you a permanent place in our organization.”
“And…how do you want me to handle it?” Ariene asked carefully.
Brynjolf sighed, his mind drifting back to the insults that Keerava had thrown at him that morning.
“Honestly? The debt is secondary here. What’s more important is that you get the message across that we are to be ignored.” He frowned, and looked pointedly at the bow strapped to Ariene’s back. “A word of warning though…I don’t want any of them killed. Bad for business.”
To his surprise, Ariene’s shoulders relaxed ever so slightly, and she nodded.
“Will I get a cut?” she asked, and Brynjolf laughed.
“Of course you’ll get a cut. We take care of our own.”
“Then consider it done.”
“Alright then lass, get going. I’ll be here when you’re done.”
The woman nodded and turned without another word, heading back into the ratways the way she came.
Brynjolf grinned, and turned back to Dirge and Vekel.
“Anything to say now, lads?”
“Sure, she made it down here,” Vekel said dismissively. “But that doesn’t make her a master thief. A hundred septims says she’ll turn out just like all the others.”
“I told you Vekel, this one is different,” Brynjolf insisted.
Still, as he sat back down at the bar, it was hard to ignore the facts. He’d been trying to breathe new life into the Guild, but Vekel and Dirge had a point. Previous recruits hadn’t stuck around long. Some didn’t keep up a high standard of work, others realized how poor the Guild’s standing really was and abandoned it. A few had even been caught and either killed or imprisoned. 
Brynjolf knew Mercer was running out of patience with his attempts, but he didn’t see any other options. They couldn’t rely solely on Maven forever, and the way Brynjolf saw it, their dwindling reputation and cash flow needed to be addressed, or the Guild, and everyone in it, would be history.
You’d better come through for me, lass, he thought, bringing his tankard to his lips. Because I’m putting my last bet on you.
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Despite his high hopes, part of Brynjolf was worried that the woman would simply take the money for herself and disappear after shaking down her three marks. After all, it’d taken her several days to reappear in the ratways after the job on Brand-Shei, and Brynjolf had been doing this for a long time. 
His gut told him that she would pull through, but having a contingency was just as important as having good instincts. He’d put the word out to his contacts within the city guard to alert him if an imperial woman fitting Ariene's description tried to skip town, and he had a few others keeping eyes on the docks and weak points in the city walls in case she tried to slip out that way. 
Mercer had given him the usual grief about wasting manpower, but Brynjolf knew that if the coin came through, he’d let the matter go. And as the day drew to a close and no runners came bursting into the Flagon to tell him that his recruit had killed one of the marks or vanished with his gold, the more sure he became that this had been a good call. 
“I still don’t know about this, Bryn,” Delvin grumbled. “Even if this new recruit of yours is as good as you say, that don’t mean that the curse ain’t gonna affect them, same as the rest of us.”  
Brynjolf rolled his eyes. 
“Mentioning the curse in every other conversation isn’t going to make more people believe you, old man. It’s just going to make them think you’re crazy.”
“You can call me what you like,” Delvin said, shrugging. “Don’t change the facts.” 
“Brynjolf,” Dirge called, and Brynjolf looked up to see Ariene walking towards them, a sack of gold in her hand. 
“Well well, look who’s back,” he said, shooting a smug look over his shoulder at Delvin, who just shook his head and took a sip of his ale. 
“So lass,” he said, getting to his feet. “Job’s done, and you even brought the gold.” He spotted movement behind her, and saw one of his runners slip into the Flagon. They flashed him a quick hand signal, and he smiled. “Best of all, you did it clean. I like that. Dumping bodies and keeping the guards quiet can be expensive.” 
Ariene nodded, and held out the coin purse. 
“Here’s what they owed us,” she said, and Brynjolf took it. 
“Well done, lass. And it would seem I owe you something in return.”
He turned and picked up a few potion bottles from the table behind him. 
“Here you go, I think you’ll find these quite useful.” 
Ariene took them, examined them for a moment, then nodded, slipping them into a satchel at her side. 
“What’s next, then?” she asked.
“Well,” Brynjolf said, hefting the bag of coin in his hand. “Judging from how well you handled those shopkeepers, I’d say you’ve done more than simply prove yourself.” 
He looked back at Delvin and raised an eyebrow. The man nodded, and Brynjolf smiled at Ariene. 
“We need people like you in our outfit.” 
Ariene looked around, and Brynjolf saw her eyes linger on the rickety tables, on the grime covering the tankards, and the empty seats covered in dust. She looked up at him, and after a moment of meeting his gaze, she nodded.
“If there’s more gold where that came from, then I’m in.” 
“That’s the spirit!” Brynjolf said, grinning. “Larceny’s in your blood…the telltale sign of a practiced thief. I think you’ll do more than just fit in around here.” 
Brynjolf turned to lead her to the cistern but she hesitated.
“Before we go, I have to ask…” she trailed off, and looked around the room again.
“What’s on your mind?” Brynjolf asked, raising an eyebrow.
“Word is your outfit isn’t doing…well.” One side of her mouth ticked up in a half smile, and she gestured vaguely around them. “True?”
Brynjolf chuckled. 
“You’re a sharp one, lass. Aye, we’ve run into a bit of a rough patch lately…but it’s nothing to be concerned about.” He let out a sigh, then flashed her a small smile. “Tell you what. You keep making us coin, and I’ll worry about everything else. Fair enough?” 
Ariene nodded slowly. 
“Fair enough.” 
“Now, if there are no more questions? How about you follow me, and I’ll show you what we’re all about.” 
Brynjolf led Ariene through the back room, sliding away the false panel in the storage cupboard and stepping through to the passageway beyond.
“So everyone in the tavern back there, they’re all members?” Ariene asked.
“Not everyone is,” Brynjolf explained. “Vekel owns the Ragged Flagon, and Dirge works for him. Tonilia, well, she’s got her own business. But they all work closely with us. We keep coin in each other's pockets and watch each other's backs.” 
“And you lead the Guild?” asked Ariene, and Brynjolf scoffed.
“Me? No, lass. I’m just a lieutenant. I keep things running as smooth as I can, but I’m no Guildmaster. Mercer is the one who makes the decisions around here. And speaking of…”
He led her into the cistern, where Mercer was waiting for them on the dais in the center of the room.
"Mercer?” he called. “This is the one I was talking about...our new recruit."
Mercer sighed and folded his arms.
"This better not be another waste of the Guild's resources, Brynjolf," he said. 
He turned to Ariene, and looked her up and down slowly. A frown spread across his face, and he folded his arms.
"Before we continue, I want to make one thing perfectly clear,” he said, addressing her. “If you play by the rules, you walk away rich. You break the rules and you lose your share. No debates, no discussions... you do what we say, when we say.”
Ariene raised an eyebrow and folded her arms, mirroring Mercer’s pose.
“Do I make myself clear?" Mercer demanded, and Ariene glanced over at Brynjolf. 
“Rules?” she asked, looking back to Mercer. “We’re thieves. What’s the point of rules?
Mercer took a slow step forward, stopping only when he was mere inches away from her face, and Brynjolf grimaced. 
“I'll let that comment go because you're new here,” Mercer growled. “Ask things out of turn again, and we have a problem. Now, are. We. Clear?" 
Ariene, to her credit, didn’t react beyond a slight tensing of her shoulders, and she nodded once. 
“Crystal,” she said evenly.
“Good,” Mercer said, stepping back. “Then I think it's time we put your expertise to the test."  
“Wait a moment,” Brynjolf said, frowning. There was only one job going on at the moment that Mercer was concerning himself with…a job that Brynjolf had not intended for a fresh recruit to try and take on all alone. “You’re not talking about Goldenglow, are you?” he asked, and Mercer nodded. “Even our little Vex couldn’t get in!”
Mercer just raised an eyebrow. 
“You claim this recruit possesses an aptitude for our line of work. If so, let her prove it.” 
“Goldenglow?” Ariene repeated, and Mercer turned back to her. 
“Goldenglow Estate is critically important to one of our largest clients,” he explained. “However, the owner has suddenly decided to take matters into his own hands and shut us out. He needs to be taught a lesson. Brynjolf will provide you with the details." 
He turned, clearly signaling that the conversation was over, and Brynjolf folded his arms. 
“Mercer. Aren’t you forgetting something?”
“Hmm?” he looked back at them, and Brynjolf looked pointedly at Ariene. “Oh, yes. Since Brynjolf assures me you'll be nothing but a benefit to us, then you're in. Welcome to the Thieves Guild.”
He turned and strode away, and Brynjolf blew out a breath before smiling at Ariene with what he hoped was a reassuring expression. 
“Well he’s cheerful,” Ariene said quietly, a grin playing at the edge of her mouth, and Brynjolf tilted his head.
“How much of that ignorance was on purpose?” he asked, and she shrugged. 
“I wanted to see how he’d respond to confrontation. Evidently, not well.” 
“Well, I could have told you that,” Brynjolf said with a quiet laugh. “But never mind that now. You’re in. Welcome to the family, lass. I'm expecting you to make us a lot of coin, so don't disappoint me."
Ariene nodded. 
“So how do I get my cut of the spoils?” she asked. 
“Simple,” Brynjolf replied. “Do as you're told and keep your blade clean. We can't turn a profit by killing.”
“Fine by me.” 
“You should talk with Delvin Mallory and Vex. They know their way around this place and they'll be able to kick some extra jobs your way. Oh, and talk to Tonilia in the Flagon... she'll set you up with your new armor.” 
“Speaking of the Flagon, I could use a drink,” Ariene said. “Let me buy you one too…as an apology for upsetting Mercer.”
Brynjolf shook his head. 
“I told you lass, you just worry about making us coin. I’ll worry about everything else, and that includes Mercer, alright?”
“Well then...consider it a thank you,” she suggested. 
“A thank you?” he repeated, and she actually looked a tad sheepish.
“I can tell you were taking a chance, bringing me in to all of this,” she said, her voice quiet. “It was a risk; a risk that you didn’t have to take. And I…appreciate that.” 
Brynjolf smiled.
“Well, I suppose I have time for a quick drink. A drink, and a toast to the newest member of the Guild.”  
Ariene brightened, and turned to head out of the cistern and back into the Flagon. Brynjolf went to follow, but glanced back over his shoulder. Mercer stood at his desk, leaning over a set of plans with a frown on his face. 
“Tell you what lass,” Brynjolf said slowly. “You go on ahead, introduce yourself to the others. I’ll join you in a moment, and we can discuss business.” 
Ariene nodded, and Brynjolf watched her go, waiting until the door to the Flagon closed behind her before turning and striding across the room.
“Mercer!” he said, and Mercer glared up at him. “We need to talk.”
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Next: Ch.2
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have a sneak peek at the first section of Seadhna's story. Under a cut and unrebloggable bc it's still pretty drafty, but I'm almost done with the thieves guild plotline, which takes place before the bulk of my skyrim story.
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Seadhna used to have this great scam running:
She steals a toy. She places it in the path of someone walking — some outsider, preferably, most natives of Riften know to keep a sharp eye on their surroundings. They step on it, and Aventus starts bawling.
(She never saw him cry for real, even though he had plenty of reasons, but that kid could turn the waterworks on at will. It was almost scary.)
Then in comes Seadhna, the angry 'big sister,' even though they looked nothing alike, her with her freckles and him with his dark-dash brows and olive skin— but the mark, the oblivious dumb-assed adult, sees first a crunched toy beneath their boot, second a ragged crying child, third a ragged furious one with arms crossed and eyes blazing, fourth the crows on the roof behind her croaking ominously. They want out of this bind quickly. They practically dump their whole purses out.
If the mark proved tight-fisted or hesitant, she would start crying, too— our father carved that, it’s all we had left — and they split whatever was left after buying a replacement toy at Brand-Shei’s stand. Aventus thought that they could get more money for the fancy articulated shalk made of real shell, but Seadhna argued that a cheap toy looks more pathetic, and pity coins often stack higher than those of restitution. She always prevailed, because she was older and wiser.
(Stupid Seadhna. He’s tough as nails but still little — probably wanted the fancy shalk toy just to have, for a while, even though it would only get broken. Maybe the tears weren’t so forced after all.)
It was good while it lasted. The best of her schemes so far, generating enough money that sometimes she had a coin or two left over at the end of the day, for the first time ever. Then Grelod caught him sneaking out and shirking his chores. She screamed at him right there in the street, beat him back into Honorhall with a broom in broad daylight for everyone to see, and all Seadhna did was hide in an alleyway and wince.
(It’s not like anyone else did anything about it, to be fair. Everyone in Riften knows what goes on in that orphanage.)
Grelod must have stopped letting Aventus do the outside chores, because he didn’t show up for days. Seadhna lurked around the back of the orphanage at night. One of her crows tapped the shutters until someone came to it, some other bleary-eyed grubby-faced kid that never sees the light of day, and fetched Aventus. She gave up all she saved so he could slip out and get on the next cart to Windhelm. There is no one waiting for him at the old house, he said, but it would be better than this shithole.
So she lost her partner. She is small for her age; she can pass for twelve if she stands right, holds her face a certain way. Still a little too old to turn into a puddle over a broken toy. Her fury, by itself, is not enough to part fools from their money.
Almost enough to make two silver pieces. That was how much she gave him. It has been two days since she passed the money through the window and she does not know how she is going to make it back.
She wanders aimlessly toward the market. Tries to shoo her crows away, because Grelka will start hollering if they get too near her goods, but when Brand-Shei sees her coming he scatters a handful of crushed beech nuts on the cobble to lure them over.
He leans across his stand and places a wooden figure down for her inspection. “They’re called nix hounds,” Brand-Shei beams. “For you, only two coppers.”
She runs a finger down the long toothy things coming from its mouth. Some sort of bug— everything in Morrowind is bugs, as far as she can tell— with a double-humped body and long, spindly legs. The wood is shiny and smooth as glass.
“It’s nice,” Seadhna says, “but I’d probably just break it.”
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