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alybur635 · 6 months

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About Shipp headcanon meme (NejiNaru ver. Cuz OTP) . Im very curious with the next questions; 3, 4, 5, 12, 14, 19, 23, 24 and 30

Ship Headcanon meme: *NejiNaru* edition

3. "Who is the most romantic?" Naruto would do a lot of small yet meaningful gestures (gift giving, flowers, embracing) but Neji would be the one to take Naruto to places like nicer restaurants or movies. So I guess in terms of more romantic Naruto would be winning as he does all of his loving gestures more frequently and always leaves Neji a flushing mess.

4. "Who can't keep their hands to themselves?" Naruto. Naruto is a big time PDA person and likes bombarding Neji with affection whenever he can! Not that Neji really complains~

5. "Who says 'I love you' first?" That would be Neji. Both of them would be in their own heads, don't get me wrong (Both worry they might be too different and not someone the other would even want). But I think Neji would be the one to just say it hoping for the best, and ultimately getting surprised by Naruto feeling the same towards him.

12. "What first changes when it starts getting serious?" They open up more to one another; growing more comfortable just being vulnerable with each other, they trust each other more than anything of course. Oh and Neji ditches the Hyuga compound more to hang out with his boyfriend (sometime before the Last era is when he officially moves in cause fuck that compound + branch hyuga lifestyle)

14. "When one has a cold, what does the other do?" Neji had Hizashi for a father, so he's pretty much set here. He knows the whole sickness routine and makes sure Naruto is as comfortable as possible while also getting plentiful rest. Naruto usually bounces back within a day thanks to Neji. Now when Neji gets sick Naruto calls on Sakura and asks her for advice/instruction. It's totally not because he doesn't have the greatest idea on what to do. Nope, he just wants to make sure Neji gets professional care, after all!

19. "Where do they go on their first date?" Unironically, Ichiraku's. But it would be Neji's idea cause he knows how much Naruto loves that place and he picked it to demonstrate he pays attention to Naruto (not that Naruto ever doubted that)

23. "Where is their favorite place to be together?" Naruto's apartment: Naruto finds even more comfort with the presence of his lover and Neji likes that he's away from the Hyuga compound, away from ever-watching eyes.

24. "Where do they first have sex?" What is this 'sex' you're speaking of? This does not sound edible >:/

30. "Why does it work (or not work) between them?" It works between them because they just... understand each other. They both get the loneliness, hurt, and struggles their marks gave to them, and are okay with finding comfort in one another. They balance each other's energy well, even with the playful jabs they pass between each other. They have a strong trust between each other and know the other will be there no matter what.

After all, Naruto was the one who helped open Neji's eyes to possibilities; that his life, his destiny doesn't have to be set in stone like what the Hyuga clan tells him. Neji found a sense of freedom, even if it was small, because of Naruto. He just feels in debt to the one who brought him out of his darkness; he wants to support him, be there, believe in him. Neji just wants more than anything to be a loving presence for Naruto: the boy who shines too brightly to be never deserving of the loneliness he had, who was always true to his word. For the boy judged for a mark like he.

#nejinaru #hell yea anon gets it #ship headcanon meme #alybur thoughts #if none of this makes sense then oops #it made sense in my head and that's what counts #ty for asking anon

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writcraft · 2 years

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snarry 3&7

Thank you for the ask, Anon! <3

My headcanon below the cut for Snarry for '3 - who is the most romantic?'. I have received another ask for Snarry and 7 so I will answer that separately.

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3. Who is the most romantic? Harry thinks he is. He is supremely confident about it in fact. Severus is very clear that he considers romance a nonsense indulged only by fools and Gryffindors and suggests the two things are interchangeable, which isn't very romantic at all. Severus believes gifts should be functional, he describes Valentine's Day as "an atrocious waste of money" and thinks the best thing about a wedding is returning home.

One night, Severus shows Harry the potion he's been working on for a month. Harry laughs at the idea that one of the most powerful wizards in the world has spent that much time brewing massage oil and points out there's a shop in Soho for that. Severus calls him an impertinent brat, tells him to take off his t-shirt and begins to get to work. The oil gets warm under Severus's fingers, and it smells amazing - like the posh cologne Harry sometimes picks up in Madam Malkin's and sniffs before putting it back.

Severus observes how Harry's neck has been troubling him, no doubt because of reckless flying and a stubborn refusal to slow down at work. As Severus grumbles, he proceeds to give Harry the kind of neck, shoulder and back rub that turns Harry into a puddle of goo. It unwinds the knots and soothes the aches and it feels so damn good that Harry makes a breathless suggestion. Severus curtly reminds him it's not that sort of massage oil. Although it turns out that maybe it is.

After, Harry curls up close to Severus. Blissfully relaxed, he looks at the little glass bottle with 'Oil for Harry' written in cursive script on the label. Harry has to admit that perhaps he isn't the most romantic one after all.

#snarry #severus snape x harry potter #severus x harry #ship headcanon meme

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mysillyside · 4 months

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#death note #light yagami #💬 katposts #🤪 sillygoofy #EDIT: I thought it was obv but lemme clarify- this is NOT an attack on women who ship themselves w him it's just a a popular meme format-#ppl use for characters who are commonly interpreted/headcanoned as not into women. It's a shitpost!#I needed to clarify bc I saw some saw ppl got upset. I am sorry if the post felt antagonistic I rly have no beef with anyone.#Girlies ship yourself with Light to your heart's content I support you!#homecooked memes

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shadebloopnik · 7 days

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Imagine, Husk would be one of the BIGGEST fans of Radioapple(at least the domestic/soft radioapple)

He would support it like hell, absolutely do everything in his power to ensure it happens by marriage counseling the shit out of it even tho the thought of his boss doing anything sweet makes him wanna barf.

Bc listen, LISTEN, Alastor is an asshole to him. But with Al in a RELATIONSHIP??? Al being INFLUENCED by someone he RESPECTS and LOVES??? It might just make things easier for Husk. And Lucifer's def a whole lot easier to talk to about sht and is more likely to listen to him and not torture just bc he feels like it.

Its basically getting like, a new dad/co-owner to hide behind like "Luci, Al was bein mean". And Alastor can't do jack sht against the Morningstar puppy eyes so he resorts to glaring at the cat, who's giving him the most shit eating grin over the King of Hell's shoulder.

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romavitae · 7 months

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fanby-fckry · 6 months

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*Arackniss comes out as aroace*

Henroin: So I’ve got one son who likes men and one who likes nobody. Does anyone in this family like women?

Molly: *slowly raises her hand*

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harringroveera · 11 months

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AU where Billy found out about the dead Demodog at the Byers

(somewhat inspired by my Harringrove fic)

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khepiari · 27 days

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LawLu: “Trafalgar D Water Law is Morosexual.” Edition

#one piece #lawlu #lulaw #lawluffy #one piece lawlu #law x luffy #lawlu fanfic #op lawlu #lawlu headcanon #lawlu fanart #lulawlu #trafalgar law #monkey d. luffy #luffy #trafalgar d water law #one piece meme #one piece ships #luffy x law #one piece shitpost

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silly-stings · 1 month

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dude you cant hold it like that stop

#not a ship #🪳#regretevator #regretevator art #regretevator fanart #regretevator game #regretevator headcanon #regretevator meme #regretevator npc #regretevator pest #regretevator prototype #regretevator roblox #my art #march 2024 #200 notes

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espresso-ships · 17 days

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Self ship games!

Another oneeee!!

I'm obsessed with making these LMAO

Hope this one makes sense! But basically, pick a color for you and your f/o fill the dot at the alternative that fits the best. (Lmk if I made some spelling/grammar mistake in the template!)

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kings-highway · 2 months

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absolutely dumbass behaviour I think haikyuu ships would exhibit on days when there's no braincell to share

Daisuga: Daichi forgets the word for something and stands there snapping his fingers and thinking up synonyms and "sounds like" and various prompts to try and remember and Suga's guesses just keep getting more inaccurate and unhelpful

Iwaoi: Oikawa falls down icy steps in the winter and in his excitement to go make fun of him Iwaizumi falls down the same steps and ends up right beside him.

Ushiten: Tendou and Ushijima decided to cook dinner together and are not able explain how they got from point A to point "the oven is on fire."

Asanoya: They both forget to bring money when they go out to eat. They offer to work it off and the restaurant manager has to explain to them thats absolutely not how it works outside of TV.

Tsukkiyama: Tsukishima makes a statement that someone else fact checks and finds out is incorrect - both Tsukki and Yamaguchi then double down with 100% conviction that no, actually, Tsukki is right.

I was going to include Kagehina in this but honestly theyve never had even one braincell between them so everything I wrote just sounded like descriptions of canon.

#theres hardly a braincell to go around #haikyuu #haikyuu memes #haikyuu ships #daisuga #iwaoi #ushiten #asanoya #tsukkiyama #haikyuu headcanons

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alybur635 · 6 months

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For the nejinaru ship

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Ship Headcanon meme: *NejiNaru* edition

18. "When they fight, how do they make up?" Naruto is the one to verbally apologize first, and with him Neji can always tell he means it; Naruto was always true to his words and at least with him the apologies are genuine. Naruto leaves a small gift with a note inside to make sure Neji truly understands how much he still loves him. Neji doesn't verbally apologize right away, he was taught words meant nothing without action but still. He does have a conversation of why the fight went about because he knows Naruto doesn't just hear him, he listens. He actually cares about what Neji wants to say and he loves Naruto for that. They give each other space they feel they need for the moment. But when the space is no longer needed, Neji's the first to embrace Naruto from behind, both silently vowing they'll do better for one another.

#nejinaru #alybur thoughts #ship headcanon meme #ty for the ask!#this one was a bit harder to answer so apologies if it's unclear!

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writcraft · 2 years

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For the ship headcanon meme: 6, 11 and 25 for Draco and Harry :) 26 too if you like, that ties nicely with 25 I’d say!

Thank you so much for the ask! <3

Answers below the cut to my Drarry headcanons for 6 - 'Who do they ask if they ever have a threesome?' and '25 - Why do they fight?' - I am still pondering 11 and will come back to that.

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6. Who do they ask if they ever have a threesome? My brain wants it to be Severus, my OT3. However I think somebody uncomplicated. Enter Charlie Weasley, stage left. Charlie loves his dragons, travelling and having fun with people he has an easy, flirty relationship with. He has zero interest in monogamy or anything long term. That's not to say he doesn't see the benefit in having casual, no-strings options and when he finds out Harry and Draco are both curious and interested, he's more than willing to join them for a night. It’s fun, light hearted and hot as hell. It's not a regular thing, but Christmas at The Burrow is interesting after that to say the least. Particularly when Harry and Charlie make plans for giving Draco the kind of present you don’t open with company. Draco never knew that "pass the stuffing" or "more roast potatoes, please" could sound so erotic, but with Harry and Charlie pressed on either side of him it's all he can do to finish his turkey before dragging them somewhere more private. It's not every year, or every Christmas, but now and then when the stars align it happens, it works and it's something that always draws Harry and Draco closer together instead of pulling them apart.

25. Why do they fight? On the surface it seems like they fight about everything from Draco's inability to tidy up after himself to Harry buying that awful excuse for brie from the local Tesco. In truth, they rarely have fights that matter. When those fights come they are swift, brutal things that seep into their bones. For Draco, those fights make him feel small and petulant. For Harry, they make him restless and he flies to a point where the air is cold and thin enough to hurt before he drops back down to earth. Lately, it's about Harry's job. Draco pretends to hate the Ministry and everything it stands for because he refuses to admit that the thought of Harry putting himself in danger terrifies him. Harry defends a place he doesn't believe in anymore, even though he's tired and disillusioned. He's not quite ready to confront the fact that after years of building his career he needs to build something new.

#ship headcanon meme #drarry #charlie x harry x draco

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tsignpro · 1 month

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Fandom: Where are Sakura and Kakashi? They haven’t been seen in the Boruto Manga in ages.

My thought process:

#like4like #art #drawing #sakura haruno #sakura #comedy #kakashi sensei #kakashi hatake #naruto headcanons #naruto #naruto fanart #anti boruto #shit post #not a ship #funny #memes #haruno sakura

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floofle-universe · 1 year

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This is their dynamic Shion told me

#inside job #jrand #erm I don’t ship them I just agree with the universal headcanon that they fucked at least once in college #tamiko ridley #what do you mean this isn’t what happened??#rand ridley #jr scheimpough #meme redraw #meme draw over #ot3 #otp 3rd wheel memes #ah yes me my girlfriend and her 500 dollar four foot tall mareep #my art #my edit #my meme #Floofle art

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upagainstthesunset · 3 months

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Character HC Asks For Any Relationship

Friends? Family? Enemies? Lovers? Canon characters? OCs? These asks fit all relationship types! Send at least two characters and a number to receive someone's headcanon answer. Optionally include what kind of relationship type you want to hear about, otherwise it's answerer's choice!

And as always, consider sending an ask to whoever you reblogged from to brighten their day!

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1. How did they meet and what were their first impressions of each other?

2. What kind of dynamic do they have with each other?

3. What do others think of them?

4. Do they have the same love language as each other?

5. Is their joint future bright or bleak?

6. How close are they physically?

7. Do they have a desire to protect each other?

8. Do they prefer being alone, together, or with others?

9. Do they laugh at each other?

10. Who would win in a fight?

11. Who is a better liar?

12. Who is a better caregiver?

13. Who is a better dancer?

14. Who is a better cook?

15. Who has better fashion sense?

16. Who loses their temper fastest?

17. Who would bring home a stray animal?

18. Who would hold onto a grudge longer?

19. Who is quickest to throw money at a problem?

20. What's the worst thing about them teaming up?

21. What's the best thing about them teaming up

22. What's something they both love?

23. What's something they both hate?

24. What's something that one of them loves, but the other hates?

25. Would they ever be jealous of each other?

26. Would they ever be jealous over each other?

27. How would they solve the trolley problem together?

28. What's a conversation they'd get overly invested in that nobody else would care about?

29. Would they ever get matching tattoos?

30. What's something one thinks the other should improve upon?

31. What's a false conclusion one might jump to about the other?

32. What's a book, movie or song one would recommend to the other?

33. What's something they'd find surprising about each other?

34. What's something that makes them proud of each other?

35. What is a point of gossip other people might say about them?

36. What is a gift one would give to the other?

37. What would it take for them to betray each other?

38. What do they find embarrassing about each other?

39. What's an inside joke they'd have together?

40. What's a secret one would never tell the other?

41. If they had to spend a month apart, how would they fare?

42. If someone else assumes they are romantic partners, how do they react?

43. If someone else assumes they are blood relatives, how do they react?

44. If they had to squeeze together in a cramped space, what would happen?

45. If one of them was in trouble, what would the other do?

46. If they could each have one wish related to the other, what would it be?

47. If they had to solve a complex puzzle together, how would it go?

48. If they swapped bodies, how would they handle it?

49. If one of them wanted to split up, how would the other react?

50. If they had to write their future selves a note, what would it say?

#ask games #otp asks #oc asks #character asks #ask memes #ot3 asks #ship asks #headcanon asks

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