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#Shithead guy: you wont :(
bangarangdarling · 11 months
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blame the “hitting on your mom as a punishment” tiktok i just saw that literally blew my brain up. established because they’re disgustingly in love and because i say so
Eddie would normally consider himself pretty immune to the roar of arguing teenagers. Chaos surrounds their little Party. They’re not a quiet bunch when all together. It’s all shoving and yelling, giggling and roughhousing. Carpet-burned battle scars from the floor of Steve’s living room.
Lord knows Eddie himself wasn’t an inside-voice kind of person. He was certainly wont to standing on coffee tables and screeching demands for the remote when it was unjustly stolen away by villainous hands.
Eddie loved these people to death, and they were a lot of fucking fun to hang out with, it’s just this...this was an unreal level of noise. A normal sleepover night turned a little too rowdy, the adolescents celebrating the start of Summer with a bang.
Steve had already asked them to keep it down four times this evening. Nothing seemed to calm them. Not requests. Not threats of being sent home. Usually their Dungeon Master threatening their characters’ souls did the trick, but no go. 
Getting teenagers to listen? A feat more impossible than defeating creatures from an alternate universe. 
Dustin and Erica were in a bitching match about the best D&D class. Lucas and Mike had been fighting over movie choices for the last half hour. Eddie’s money was on the VHS player breaking before that, the constant mishandling and shoving of tapes had the poor thing practically smoking.
Will, ever the diplomat, was trying to be an impartial party when asked his movie opinions. Which, of course, caused more yelling. 
Max and El had been the only ones being semi-quiet, but that quickly ended when they followed through on their surprise attack pillow fight, pummeling the boys senseless and causing the already unbearable volume to kick into overdrive. Eddie could practically feel Steve’s migraine building, even from where the dude had retreated to the kitchen. Dinner had been pizza. Quick. Easy. Clean. Or, it would have been if it hadn’t had been for the food fight. Steve was still in there scrubbing cheese out of his parents’ tiled backsplash. Dishes clattered in the distance when the cacophony hit its crescendo. 
It was the proverbial straw. 
“Alright, that’s it! Hey. Come on, guys. Knock it off,”
Nothing. 
“HEY!”
He maybe overdid it that time, but the absolute ear-splitting boom of a yell he let out stopped the ruckus dead. 
Silence rang for a beat.
Huh. Maybe Eddie should try out incorporating that into his music. He honestly hadn’t known he could get to that range. 
The teenagers in the room stared at him, not cowed in the slightest, but curious enough to know what the hell Eddie’s problem was. Max was the first one to quirk an eyebrow at him.  “Geez, need attention much?” 
Eddie folded his arms to show he meant business. “Steve has asked you guys to tone it down. You’re waking the fucking dead. Why don’t you guys, like, actually go be good human beings and help him clean up your mess you all made in the kitchen, huh?” 
Lucas snorted. “Yeah, okay, mom. Why don’t you go help him, you guys will probably just make out in there, anyway.” 
It was a teasing comment. Meant to jokingly rib before getting back to doing whatever the hell they wanted to do.
But, see. That just gave him an idea. 
Never let it be said Eddie couldn’t be creative with his punishments. He was a DM after all. 
“Alllllllright. New plan. Listen up or suffer, ankle biters,” 
He really didn’t appreciate the snickers that brought about when he was trying to be intimidating. Rude. 
“You going to send us to our room or something? I’m real scared,” Erica’s scathing, dry wit was unparalleled, truly. 
“Nope. Better. It’s a new rule: You little shitheads give me attitude and don’t listen, I hit on your babysitter.”
It was silent for a minute, brains audibly computing that statement and coming up ERROR. Will hesitantly spoke up. 
“Uh, Eddie, I really don’t think that’s--”
“Yeah, what the fuck?” Mike interrupted. “Why would you beating up Steve hurt us? I mean, like, I guess it would emotionally, but that’s fucked up, man.” 
Eddie rolled his eyes, still smirking wickedly as his plan solidified.  “Oh, I don’t mean that kind of hitting, young Wheeler. Though, it may yet get physical--Hey, Steve?” He called out. The sink in the kitchen shut off after a second.
“Yeah?” 
“Can you come here?” 
The kids shuffled around on the floor warily as the other man walked into the living room. The energy had obviously shifted, it was probably an odd vibe to walk in to, but Eddie cut Steve off before he could ask any questions.
“You tired?”
“Uh, no. I’m fine--”
“It’s just you just keep on runnin’ through my mind constantly. I figured you’d be exhausted, sweetheart,” Eddie purred, the words cloyingly sweet and full of exaggerated charm. 
There was a countdown, three, two, one...
A collective groan let out. A few uncomfortable laughs.  “Dude, what the hell?” 
“You guys agreed not to be gross in front of us!”
“Oh, my god, can I actually get sick from how cheesy that was?” 
Eddie had to work at keeping in character when his very first line had pulled the intended reaction. He was already reaching forward to curl an arm around Steve, pulling him in in a slow, sultry attempt at being smooth. 
“What? Can’t I be sweet on my guy? You all will understand when you’re in love one day. Right, sugar?” 
Fake gags and retching sounds, too dramatic to be real protests, but still indignant and annoyed. Eddie was pretty sure Dustin slapped a hand over his eyes.
“Uh...yes?” Steve, who had previously looked like a car accident had happened directly in front of him, was catching on to the play. He eyed the disgruntled floor-children with a growing grin and let Eddie snuggle up to him.
God, his baby was so clever. He always knew what Eddie was thinking. 
Too busy having a non-verbal conversation with Steve on how to best annoy the kids, Eddie didn’t see Mike turning his attention back to the tv. He did, however, hear him telling the others to “Just ignore them, they’ll get all gushy and leave us alone.” 
Oh, Michael, Michael. Wrong move. 
“How you doing, babygirl?” Steve flushed, deep and red and--huh. Okay. Revisiting that one in the future. “You good? You need anything? Your head hurting, sweet thing? I can kiss it better,”  Eddie ducked forward to kiss Steve’s cheek. It was chaste, a sweet little thing...that Eddie made infinitely worse by the smacking, obnoxious kissy sounds he emulated there. The chorus of groans and protests started up again. He didn’t even pull his face away to call over to them. 
“I’m sorry, is that attitude? Am I hearing more attitude?”
“Dude, Eddie, noooo!” 
“Jesus, it’s like watching your parents make out, oh my god.” 
“You guys, let’s just go already,” 
“Yeah, I’ll take washing dishes over this,” 
The grossed out teenagers whooshed past them. Grumbling and glaring--except Eleven, who smiled up at them sweetly--leaving Steve and Eddie standing in the living room, still wrapped up together. 
It was too tempting then, with the kids safely out of range, for Eddie to resist the temptation to drop his kisses a little lower down Steve’s neck. To let them get a little less chaste. Just a little.
What can he say? He’s a weak man. 
“That was evil,” Steve hummed. His shoulders dropped, though, relaxing into Eddie’s hold, the closest thing they’ve had to quiet all night settling in. 
“Hey, I accomplished two things. Got them to chill out and I get the perk of feeling you up in the middle of sleepover night. It’s a win-win.” 
A crash and a muffled argument broke out in the kitchen before Steve could respond to that. 
The audible scuffling was cut off by Eddie calling out “Your ass looks great in these jeans tonight, Harrington!” 
The fierce whispers and shushing were enough to get both of the older boys cackling loudly. 
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dreamland03 · 11 months
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WARNING: MDNI 18+
warnings include: sexual theme, talking about moaning, Past bad sexual experience with an ex, bad thoughts about self, mention of being the h- word :)
(Any warnings that I missed and should be included please let me know.)
yall this is the first time i'm doing something like this. So any mistake please forgive me. Keep Dreaming 💤 ☁️ 🫧
Thinking about bakugo wanting to hear you moan. Y’all have had sex a couple times before and he’s noticed you’re not really loud.
He’s tried everything to get a sound out of you. He’s tried going harder, faster, slower, softer, talked more, talked less, the list goes on. He tries to read you, but he just can’t.
Then his mind starts to wonder. Is it him. Are you not attracted to him? what is he doing wrong? Fed up with the anxious thoughts, he decides to finally talk to you about it.
Bridgeton playing on the TV and both of your eyes are glued. Until moaning and panting come from the TV. Katsuki shifting uncomfortably on the couch. He thinks this might be the moment. He leans forward takes the remote and pauses the show.
"You good?" you look at Katsuki with a confused face. The room falls silent as he is collecting his thoughts. Thinking about how he should go about this. You turn your body fully towards him.
"Hey, what's wrong?" worry fills you.
"Are you not attracted to me?" Katsuki embarrassingly blurs out.
"Huh?? Where is this coming from?" Usually Katsuki is a pretty confident guy, not that he couldn't have his moments, but this took you by surprise.
"Of course I'm attracted to you. Why would you ask that?"
"Whenever we're fucking you're quiet. Do you not like it? Are you not into it or into me?" Katsuki is embarrassed to ask these questions, but he just has to know. He didn't want to be the boyfriend that doesn't know how to please his girl.
You took a deep breath, readying yourself to tell him the truth. "Oh baby, it's not like that." Heart melting at the thought that your big strong man is doubting his skills.
"Truth is that I'm kind of scared to make noises. My ex told me that the noises I make are ugly. One time he ended up covering my mouth while we were doing it. Ever since then I've been scared to make any noises. I just don't want you to hear me incase my moans are ugly. I'm sorry." The memories of what your ex did to you made you feel ugly, disgusting, and embarrassed. After this you didn't even want to look at Katsuki in the eyes.
Silents fall in the room again. Katsuki was shocked, confused, and most of all angry. How could that shithead do something that to you? His head couldn't wrap around the idea of someone not wanting to hear you?
Katsuki finally spoke "but i'm not him." He moved closer to you on the couch. Touching your chin so he can look at your eyes.
"Im sorry that happened to you, baby. That motherfucker is fucking dumb. I'm far from him. I want to hear you, I want to hear how good I make you feel. You can trust me, angel." Him looking into your eyes made what he was saying feel real. He was being genuine and you could feel it. It made you feel safe and very horny. You didn't realized how close he was to your face until now.
You look at him in his eyes with lips inches away from each other, your guard falls and you whisper "Okay."
Katsuki smiles, he goes in and kisses you softly. He pulls back a little. "promise me you wont hold back."
"I promise I wont hold back."
"good girl." His lips crashing into yours. God, you wanted to moan from how wet your pussy was right now.
This was the moment you fully trusted Katsuki. He officially had your life, love, and trust in his hands. This was also the start of many noise complaints from neighbors.
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Im sorry if this is shitty. This is the first time I'm writing something like this. I really wanted to write smut scene, but I 1000000% know it would be cringe and bad. So if anyone wants add a smut scene feel free to. Also please let me know if i missed any tags I should put and any warnings. Dont be shy please tell me. If you have read the whole thing I want to say thank you 😭
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im-yn-suckers · 5 months
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virgin mary?
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delinquent niki x student reader
warnings-high school bullies, mention of inappropriate things (sex, lingerie, gangs,) underage drinking, and crying
you were a good student, good grades, good looks, and you were a virgin, surprise. you were known for not having any bodies, while the people bullied you, well, weren't virgins. you dressed much more modestly than the others, who wore tube tops and shorts that exposed their behind.
but why?
oh, the reason in simple. you were bullied for your body, nothing was wrong with it, it was beautiful, but Yuna and her gang gaslighted you into thinking you were ugly when you were freshmen. it went from wearing crop tops and short ish skirts to jeans and long sleeved tops that covered your entire body. up until senior year.
now niki was a trouble maker but only sometimes. in school, he was a straight A student and got in trouble often but not enough that he got suspended or expelled. one day, he got called to the principals office
'so, the janitors found this in your locker last night. Yunho said you and some others were drinking after school hours' he placed 4 beer bottles on his desk and sighed. 'you wont be suspended or expelled, but you have to clean between classes and tutor on saturday mornings at 8 am here at school.' he scoffed at the principal and left.
saturday morning comes and the bus picks him up, ten minutes later, you get on the bus. he watched in admiration as you picked up a book. he talks to you and you become friends.
over time, you trust him more and you know he wont pressure you to anything. one day at lunch, Yuna's friend, Yujin, talks to you/
'you know, youd be so much prettier if you bought makeup, but in he nicest way possible. youre just so cute and.... innocent. eat lunch with me!'
she grabbed your wrist, forcing you to follow. you get there and everyone stares at you, gasping and whispering. Haechan and Minji are making out, like always and they come up to you, staring.
you look at the paper in Yujins hand and tear fill your eyes. they edited a picture of you. they cut out the face of a lingerie model, wearing a hot pink set of lingerie, posing in a way that shows her cleavage and behind, replacing it with yours.
the picture said 'virgin mary? maybe not!' you backed up and ran, bumping into nikis chest as he pulls you into a hug.
'hey, hey, shh its okay im here' he reassures you its alright without even knowing whats happening. he walks to Yujin and snatches the paper.
'no wonder you guys have been so close these days, youve got little virgin mary give it up to you and send you nude photos.' Haechan scoffs and goes back to making out with his girlfriend.
niki punches him in the face and runs away with you, taking you to his car.
'hey, hey, look, its okay. theyre just a bunch of shitheads who are insecure'
you sobbed into his shoulder and he placed a kiss on your forehead.
'i love you, riki' you let out a sob almost immediately.
'i love you too'
a few moments of silence go by and he speaks up
'hey, theres stil three hours until we go home, wanna drive around?'
you nod slowly and get in the car. you drive around the neighborhood and get some lunch, due to not being able to eat because of the whole fiasco.
he confesses his true feelings, not daring to make eye contact. you reciprocate and kiss him, cleaning up your food. he drove you home and you flopped on you bed thinking, 'the worst and best day of my life'
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wheatnoodle · 1 year
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welcome to part 4 besties of deaf!steve/steddie
part 1 | part 2 | part 3
she lets him play his show. she doesn’t want to ruin it for the other guys, though with the way eddie’s playing, he seems to be doing that himself.
robin cannot look away from him.
her jaw is clenched, thin arms crossed over her chest. while the rest of the bar vibes along to the music, she is stock still. the party tries to pretend they’re enjoying themselves but the awkward glances and forced smiles tell otherwise.
she sees red. and she doesn’t even have a ride to go to her best friend. her other half. she can feel him. her heart is in her stomach, her chest is empty. an aching cavity. she can barely focus.
eddie’s fumbling on stage. he keeps his head down, hair curtaining his face. he wont look at any of them, he can’t look at them. his fingers shake as he stares at his fretboard, fucking up what should be easy progressions. his face is on fire. he knows he needs to get his head in it, but he can’t stop thinking about steve. the way he crumbled right in front of him and, like he seemed to do quite often, scooped up his broken pieces to bring home by himself. every time eddie blinks, there’s teary doe eyes clouding his vision.
so, robin lets him play his show. it doesn’t last long, gareth being the one to shake his head and cut their set short. they pack their gear and step off the stage and robin has her fingers around eddie’s wrist. he has no time to protest as she drags him away. down a back hallway with one light hanging from the ceiling and graffiti on the walls.
“rob-“
she shoves him against the wall, grabbing fistfuls of his shirt and tugging him down to her eye level.
“what the fuck is your problem, eddie? what the fuck is your problem?” she hisses into his face, her brows drawn. eddie’s eyes are wide as he stares at her, mouth gaping like a fish. robin wants to smack the look off his features. seconds pass before he’s glaring at her in return.
“my problem? what, so me not wanting to be friends with someone who doesn’t give a shit about me is a problem?” he scoffs, knocking her hands off his shirt.
“what are you talking about?!” robin feels hysterical. she doesn’t know whether she should laugh or scream or cry or all of the above at the same time. “since when does steve not give a shit about you?!”
“since always! since high school!” he throws his arms out. he might be reaching robin’s hysteria, he thinks. “im the freak to him.”
“i cant believe you would say something like that. after everything? really? what happened to you being so totally lovesick you just had to go and start writing your music about it?”
eddie barks out a laugh, tilting his head back to the ceiling, to the one flickering light. “as if it even fucking matters. you know he’s said no every single time ive invited him here? or to a band practice? every time! i don’t even care if he likes it, i just want him to fucking show up!” he’s raising his voice. he knows he is.
“he’s deaf! you shithead!” robin tops his volume. her voice cracks as she puts her hands on eddie’s chest, shoving him again. her cheeks are ruddy, her own eyes glossing over at the intensity of her emotions.
“what?” eddie whispers and he stops. right there. he stops moving, stops blinking, stops breathing. his jaw is dropped. he has that stupid fish look on his face again. every thought leaves his brain, only robin’s words bouncing around in his head. he’s deaf. he’s deaf. he’s deaf.
“he’s deaf. from all of his stupid head injuries. he can’t hear your music at a show, eddie! there’s too much going on!” she’s crying now. angry tears rolling down her cheeks. she wipes them away furiously.
“what do you mean…”
“i mean he doesn’t want you to look at him different or like he’s weird. because he can’t hear. because king steve being deaf just doesn’t make sense and there go proving it,” she shakes her head, her fingers going into her hair to tug at the strands.
“i didn’t…i didn’t know,” eddie gulps thickly. his heart is pounding in his chest. steve is deaf. steve the hair harrington is deaf. steve the babysitter is deaf. steve the monster hunter is deaf. his stevie can’t hear.
“no shit. he doesn’t want any of you to.” eddie’s hands find her wrists and ease her fingers from her hair, pulling her against him. she slumps into his chest, crying in his shirt (if she makes sure to make it extra gross, that’s between her and the lord).
they stand there till she calms down. until she pulls back and tucks her hair behind her ears, wiping her eyes again for good measure.
“i…i need to go see him,” eddie says, nodding along like he’s trying to convince himself it’s what he should be doing. he pats his jeans pockets, finishing out the keys to his van.
“you need to fix this. i’ll get the others to start trying to get in contact with him,” robin sighs, resting the back of her head against the wall. eddie nods again, turning on his heel and sprinting down the hall.
he makes it to the door, gets his hand on the push bar. “eddie?” he turns back around when robin calls his name.
she hesitates a second before closing her eyes and sighing yet again. “don’t break his heart.”
his brow furrows briefly. “i won’t.”
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@madcapromantic @youarenotgonnafindme @samcoxramblings @depressed-gays-of-marvel @zombiefang
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mugentakeda · 2 months
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Do you have any fic recs similar to your take on iroh? Treating him as an actual character with some fucked up issues is SO much more fun!! I love him and I am chewing on your art
YES!!!!!!!! everytime i post about shithead iroh moments i get nervous someones gonna think i dont like him or im anti iroh or whatever but i genuinely honest to god think his less than savory past and personality traits ON TOP of the things about him that make him so beloved by the fandom makes him better. like yeah i love all parent characters that are just big softies but big softie parents that also are kinda (very much ) fucked up are even better. to ME. and i dont usually judge how good characters are on the basis of how good of a parent they are which is oddly something that a Lot of people do but. U wont find any of that on this blog which is also why i loveeeee ursa.
BUT I DIGRESS! here is my absolute favorite. its unfinished but what is there is still very loaded. digs in deep to iroh. gets pretty nitty gritty with it too. it changed how i see iroh and specifically season 1 iroh. it balances his b1 behavior with his later revealed status as a grand lotus MASTERFULLY, and puts his manipulative and cunning side on full display. might even make you mad at him a little bit
this one is less of a take on iroh as like. a general and a grand lotus and the war side of him and more of him as a father. its short and sad and i adore all of this authors fics involving iroh. it still shines a good light on the consequences of irohs own actions though because lu ten dying was literally his fault. the selfishness and the manic desperation that bleeds through this monologue is kind of scary but also is tragically beautiful.
ALSO these specific parts near the end of salvage were REALLY good. i feel like iroh is definitely the kind of guy that does a whole lot of backhanded comments as a way of patronizing without probably even realizing he does it?? i think a lot of people forget that what makes iroh being “changed” different from zuko is that zuko is still a child, and iroh is like. in his fifties or something. a whole LIFETIME of probably doing everything zuko did pre-redemption but far worse, and plenty times over. take how young azula is when ozai let her loose into the world into account. take the fact that iroh was already a general by the time he was sieging bss into account. im not gonna compare and contrast crimes here but i am trying to put weight onto how long iroh has been in the game. nasty shit like this is bound to still creep in the shadows of irohs mind and will definitely slip out sometimes.
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and i know i keep bringing up that one unfinished super gnarly au fic that features azulon putting zuko into irohs care following irohs return to ba sing se (after ozai disgraced himself in requesting azulon give ozai the throne since iroh lost his only heir). hopefully one day ill find it because i hate to think the author deleted it or whatever . but out of all the fics that dig into irohs crimes id say this one does it the deepest while also SOMEHOW managing to make iroh sympathetic just by how sheerly pathetic and miserable he is the whole time. ONE DAY THOUGH. i pray that i will find it. because i have like over 200 pages of history on ao3 and i cant remember when exactly i read the fic so . searching for it has been kind of difficult but if i find it trust i will post it lol
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sbk-zgvlt · 10 months
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Do you have any Neigi and Sebek friendship Hc?
I got u bro
These guys have actually met before: when Neige was just a young kid trying to get to a photoshoot in Briar Valley. He was already dropped off at the front of the forest with Vil, but Vil gave him the wrong directions
This was during Vil beginning to realize that he'll never be able to get the role of protagonist no matter how hard he tries lol
Picture Snow White running into the forest after the hunter tells her to run away as far as she can lest the queen find her. Yeah. That's what Neige is going thru rn
He ends up being found by Sebek with the help of some forest animals. He is so grateful that someone is here
Sebek is TIRED of these fucking kids that are like. a Year or two older than him bro STOP GETTING LOST IN THE FOREST SHITHEADS he had to help this guy who STOLE HIS APPLE just last week what the hell
Neige tells him that he needs to get to a photoshoot or sumn. Sebek knows about it already because the whole town's been steering clear of a part of the forest. Despite their strong dislike and higher power over humans, these guys r celebrities and have higher authority than them
He begrudgingly brings him to that side of the forest, but the con is that he has to go through TOWN to reach it because the part of the forest theyre in is hard to navigate through. Which means the town sees him leading a HUMAN boy
They jeer at him and mock him, making Neige look up at him in concern but at best Sebek keeps a neutral face on, eyes tearing up a bit
They reach the general vicinity of the photoshoot. Sebek isnt allowed into the place anyway so he just bids Neige farewell. But Neige wont let him go just yet.
"My n-name's Neige! What's yours?" "...I have to go."
Sebek leaves. Neige continues the photoshoot. Life goes on
And then they meet each other again
okay this isnt actually hcs this is just one whole hc in different parts errrrr ill make another post
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mintys-musings · 8 months
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i NEED to hear more about rinne phone sex omg
thank you for asking. tbh even if no one had i wouldve just put down a whole ass ramble out into the void at some point purely out of my own pathetic love for this shithead
NSFW under cut~
where do i even begin. i hate this guy. he's such a big tease already, but when he's really wanting to rile you up, he will. something about making you weak with just the sounds of his voice and the suggestion of what he could do makes blood rush straight to his dick.
realistically, this will be how he gets around his "no kisses/etc before marriage" thing. honestly, he's also torturing himself with this, but you don't need to know that.
he has a filthy mouth and imagination, and you will hear every single detail of what he wants to do to you. Halfway through, his breathing will get heavy and that's when you catch he's probably jacking off to this.
Much more vocal over than phone than in person imo. im more confident with writing now. i can truly write how i see him during sex if i wanted rn... ANYWAY. You will hear this man moan. He will make sure of it. if you're brave and turn the volume up, you might hear the sounds of him fucking up into his fist too.
he'll encourage you to touch yourself as well. if you're shy, he'll walk you through it, teasing you for how "oh my honey is being so naughty for me. so obedient~" he'd ask you how you're feeling or if this is just making you miss him more.
eventually the call will just devolve into the two of you panting and moaning into the phone, but his moans are so mesmerising... he will let you know when he's close and will as you to come with him and imagine him painting your thighs in cum. if you come before him, he'd order you to keep touching yourself until he finishes too.
after he'd remind you to drink some water and chuckle very softly. he would ask if you enjoyed that and kiss you through the reciever. he gets so soft, but he wont keep it up if you point it out
yeah... rinne amagi phone sex....
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who-dat-homeless · 9 months
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Thoughts on a coffee theory
Okay let’s get it out of the way -- it’s not a “debunking theory” post. I do believe that coffee theory based, it got a lot of arguments and evidence, and at the very end its interesting and entertaining.
Yet still I don’t like it  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
1. It’s just destroying any conflict
Aziraphale and Crowley at the end of the season got a very interesting conflict of ideologies. They both don’t like heaven/hell, they both understand that it’s a very toxic “organizations” that hurt people in the same manner the only difference is in the wrapping. They both want to live on earth amongst humans, they want their little lives left alone to do their little human things, sleep, going out, listen to Shostakovich. Yet they can’t be left alone as long as heaven and hell exists and they both know it. 
 BUT.
They have different solution to this problem. Aziraphale truly believes he can change the system on the inside, that just one angel with good intentions can change everything. Crowley truly believes that he can always run away, pretend he didn’t see big scary monster so it wont touch him.
And I’d say they both wrong. As one single person could never change non material force of “system”, this person can’t just pretend that everything is fine. They’ll be haunted, they’ll be lonely, never finding a place to stay, afraid of intimacy as any other moment can make them run again. 
And how interesting( and good from a writing point) it would be to look for them both to realize they’re wrong and go looking for the third secret thing that finally can put their fears at ease?
And if Aziraphale is just “hypnotized” then it’s all for nothing, Crowley just needs to walk to him, take him by the hand and un-hypnotize him. Idk how about you but for me is a tad bit boring. You can put this plot in one 45 minutes and be done. But ideological differences... Yeah baby, give me some heart wrecking fighting of their sole beings. 
2. Juicy religious trauma gone
Religious imagery and religious traumas are gorgeous on their own. Are you fearful of the higher power? Or are you feeling less lonely knowing that there’s someone who’ll always be by your side? Do you like to know that you’re life goes according to plan? Do you feel satisfaction from knowing that your moral codex is “holy”? (insert any themes about cults and systems in here)
It’s so nice to see explorations of these themes in media. AND NOW IMAGING EXPLORING THEM ON THE EXAMPLE OF THE ANGELES THEMSELVES - BEINGS WHO ARE _THE RELIGION_ WHO CAN’T JUST GO AWAY FROM IT, WHO CAN’T JUST BE A NORMAL “PEOPLE” WITH THEIR LIVES WITHOUT IT   And again. If it’s just the coffee -- one session of un-hypnotizing and everything is resolved on it’s own. 
3. It’s striping away impact of characters decisions
If its not even a character’s decision - why care? Again, un-hypnotize him and everything is good again, I’m more than sure that if Aziraphale is really drugged Crowley would not hold any grudge and welcome him back as easy as it possibly can. If it inevitably leads to no conflict at all, no arcs, no realizations, no growth, why would I care?
4. LET AZIRAPHALE BE BASTARD 
LET HIM BE SHITHEAD, LET HIM BE EVIL, LET HIM BEEEE FOCKEN BITCHHHHHHH
We have soooo many kind moments with Crowley and so little of Aziraphale being absolutely the worst. I can only remember him wanting to kill a kid, but let’s be honest, in that particular situation it was more morally grey. 
They supposed to be neither, human like, making mistakes, fixing them. But with the coffee theory it’s almost like “Aziraphale did nothing wrong! Ever! In his life!”  Nah, let him be a lil bit messy, it would bring a fine flavor to this whole mess of situationship 
And I saw someone made a point that “Oh Aziraphale WOULD NEVER tell Crowley that he’s the bad guy!!!!” 
Yeah but there’s exists thins little thing, y’know, called “EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION”. Aziraphale have being abused by heaven and sadly he took over some of this behavior. For me in this moment he tries to shame Crowley AS HE KNOWS HE LOVES HIM. he wants Crowley to defend himself to say that _he_ is not the bad guy, so Aziraphale can further more prove that Crowley has to come to heaven with him, he want’s him to feel guilty for the feeling Aziraphale has, SO CROWLEY WOULD STAY WITH HIM, SO CROWLEY WOULD BACK OFF AND TRY TO GO BACK TO WHERE THEY WERE AND AZIRAPHALE WOULD NEVER EVER HAS TO CONFRONT THOSE FEELINGS AGAIN. 
“Nothing lasts forever” HE DOSEN’T CARE (he does but not in the context of this analysis) ABOUT HIS SHOP HE JUST WANTS TO BE WITH CROWLEY AND HE THREATENS HIM. He says him in the face “We can end at any moment. I can end US at any moment. And you can’t do anything about it” He bluffs and so he shoots himself in the leg
HE LOVES CROWLEY BUT BECAUSE HE STILL IS IN THE POSSESION OF HEAVEN THE ONLY LOVE HE KNOWS IS THREAT AND VIOLENCE
And he even did this kind of the manipulating before!!In the first episode when he tells Crowley that he can leave if won’t going to help him. And he even admits that he said it because he wanted Crowley to help him. So the thing at the ending of the 6th episode is in character!! 
And again. Coffee theory would strip this all away. All of this juicy internal/external conflict. Aziraphale is once again just a damsel in distress waiting for her prince to save her.   IN CONCLUSION 
I like coffee theory as a bandage to my broken heart. I like it as an idea that would hold my broken spirit after the mess I’ve witnessed. I like it as an entertaining, seeing how people play with this idea in fics. 
I don’t like it as a plot possibility  
P.S. also this theory means there’s no possibility for us to see Aziraphale’s apology dance AND I NEED TO SEE IT
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Blorbo bingo for the blorbo of your choice :]
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i cheated, you get three blorbos :3
prisoner no.03 fuuta kajiyama, prison warden es, and prisoner no.09 mikoto kayano from the milgram project. aka shithead (endearing), diversity win, and two guys in a trenchcoat.
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HYPERFIX BLAST!!!
i tend to not interact with the wider milgram fandom outside the people i follow on here, so i don't have a bigger range of reference as to what the popular takes are and thus cannot say if they're incorrect (except for mikoto. i saw what happened on tiktok. everyone say what happened. the fucking source material commented on it.)
all of them need to get out of the fucking supernatural prison!!! get them all therapists!!!!!!
i love to hate and hate to love fuuta. the dipshit ever. i love to make fun of him. if i was a writer i would put him through bigger agonies. personal headcanons: trans beam blast ( just look at this ), autism beam blast, and secret third shinonome sibling
es is just like me fr fr (for reasons i wont cite). i already translated 2 es-centric fics i feel that should attest to my feelings. also diversity win because canonically es is nonbinary!! wahoo persona headcanons: autism beam blast
(because you're unfamiliar, just know mikoto is a system with 2 alters confirmed so far) grey hairs at the age of 23 get this guy out of his job!!!!! while im not usually one for deep analysis, i love to theorize about their crime in particular (personally believer of the "mikoto did it, john took the memories and is trying to take the blame" theory.) personal headcanons: autism beam blast, mikoto thinks corel is better than indesign for no reason, and if they could sit their ass down for 2 seconds without worrying about not being productive, i think john would enjoy knitting/making origami
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adhdwerewolfgf · 2 months
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do you still play tf2? do you make friends in it and if yes, how?? i tried it but it felt so lonely in there and noone talked to me except some guy who got mad and it sucked
i do still play tf2! ngl, i haven't really made "friends" in it but i have met some cool people that have added me on steam and i've added back, but nothing ever really comes of it aside from seeing them and say hi every now and then.
unfortunately popular online fps games like tf2 are a pretty hostile place. i'm not sure how it is outside of aus servers, but my experience is the people playing on pubs (honestly most servers) are either right-wing cunts or friendly lgbt people. often even when people seem cool or funny they usually end up spouting a slur or something and then youre like oh. i see.
i really do think the best way to play is with existing friends. if you can't, try emoting at people or kill binding and if someone else responds to that it's generally a good sign. play along with peoples silly bits. just try to have fun with it. people are usually seeking social interaction and if they get a positive response theyre gonna want to continue to engage with you. and when you happen across the right people it's so fun.
if you have to be alone, just don't bother arguing with people. if you do though, just never give assholes the time of day. a great method to deal with shitheads is just say things like "hey man, are you okay? is everything okay at home?" or just respond with dumb shit like "yeah well you're a poopoo head" or other childish/silly shit because then they look like an idiot for arguing with you. you would also be surprised how many people hate the dude spouting slurs just as much as you, so attempting a vote kick is usually worth. worst case scenario they kick you back and you can find a server with better people.
also if someone wont leave you the fuck alone mute them! best to not let them get to you. the number one thing these people hate is being ignored so if you do that theyll lost their shit and embarrass themselves.
anyway. good luck anon, hope your games are better
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the-distortion-prince · 2 months
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Alright. Obligatory pinned post.
just gonna. copy some shit from. my pluralkit page. so.
⪼ Name. uh. Cyrus. Cyrus Stone.
⪼ 30 years old. a normal not old age to be.
⪼ pronouns He/Him. Bisexual and Trans.
⪼ my source is a uh. Pokemon AU. so yknow feel free to ask. about. my fucked up family tree.
⪼ system Co-Host. only functional member. of said system. others might show up from time to time though. we use emoji codes. but i'll explain whose who. when needed.
⪼ system host wont promo his blog here. but will also show up occasionally.
⪼ Favourite Pokemon. No particular order: Murkrow/Honchkrow, Sneasel/Weavile, Hisuian Zorua, Zubat/Golbat/Crobat, Spritzee, Litten, Giratina, Camerupt, Cufant, Golisopod, Gible, Dartrix, Espurr.
⪼ Dark and Flying type trainer.
⪼ boundaries are just. uh. warnings for. posting about. Nihilego. Rayquaza. Volo, that whore. the Sinnoh Elite Four. no weird shit about Cynthia either. general rule is no. weird fucking comments. about any of the people i post about.
⪼ DNIs dont do anything, but. i'll block freely if i come across anyone meeting the criteria i have. do you get to know it? nah.
⪼ although. our system is mixed in origin. but we support endos wholeheartedly. so fuck off anti endos.
Tag directory.
alot of my tags. will store things related to people. pokemon that remind me of them. general images. posts. you get it. i dont owe anyone an explanation. i just talk too much.
Tags for People I Know:
➬ anything tagged with. any of these emojis
#🐕🕸️🐇🎨🐝🌒🔥🎒☁🧸
followed by - roommate means. im talking about someone else. in the system. or they're posting to my account. no im not gonna tell you who they are. im hoping most of them know their fucking place (Light hearted).
➬ #zoroark in the cave (Susie) < Susie.
➬ #the pokemagical girl (pom) < Clover.
➬ #the spiteful and adorable fox pokemon (Akari) < Kari
➬ #the contest queen of Hoenn (Lisia) < Lissi
➬ tags for other people. will be added. as necessary.
General Tags:
➬ #gender hoard. < for my genders.
➬#saying shit recreationally. as a sport < ramblings.
➬ #brothers across time. < posting about my brothers.
➬ #my dumb gay dads. < posting about my dads.
➬ #cicis tag. < posting about Cynthia, my sister.
➬ #short queen. < posting about my girlfriend.
➬ #this isnt yaoi. < posting about my. yeah.
➬ #the kiddos. < posting about my kids. i have. a fucking few.
➬ #bird bird bird bird. < murkrow. and honchkrow.
➬ #little guys. big guys. just guys. < posting about my other favourite pokemon.
➬ #tina that whore. < about Giratina.
➬ #evil shitheads < general posts. about the evil team leaders.
➬ #kinnie shit. < for my. kins or whatever.
➬ #yep. that sure is me. < guess who this tags for. (Light Hearted).
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toadstool32 · 10 months
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tiny i really have to ask you what you see in the anime Beatles dudes. why are you so hot for them (this is lighthearted, you do you)
this was the funniest thing i could wake up to, ty anon
as for the question..."what do i see in them " hmmmm well i come from the homestuck background so im sure i could find a rock hot if u gave it enough personality tbh
Which the sextuplets have a lot of! (incredibly so!)
also the way the question is framed implies that i wanna get it on with all six of them, which is also funny, but im only gunning for the one, i swear.
why am i so hot for this guy..... thats a good question..... im not sure...
ok well one hes so fail he tries so hard to be "the cool one" and constantly fucks it up, hes self proclaimed "a sinful man, a guilt guy" what the fuck does that mean hes so stupid i want him so bad, one of his brothers told him he was painful (read cringe as fuck) and his response was that he didnt want to hurt anyone bc he loved them all 8RRRRAAAUAGHHHH)
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TWO hes like, blue, i like blue guys :3
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^^^what the fuck is he doin
also the oso merch is like, they REALLY want you to choose one of them to love forever and ever and they keep putting out cute designs to make u want to hold them and its.working, sadly
listen every brother is kind of a shithead and awful in theyr own right if they were real guys i would (thinks about the live action movie) sorry i cant say suddenly, anyway, i suffer from karamatsu girls and boys disease which was caused by the fact that he was the punching bag in S1 and i NEVER recovered.
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^^^the face of someone who just realized his brothers care more about pears than saving him from dying at sea/burned at a stake
by season 2 they started bullying totty instead of karamatsu and the way they made it up to him was that he suddenly is like, more silly??? you could say painful but the skits (THIS IS A SKITS ANIME WHY AM SO INTO THAT) make it like, haha remember the whole bullying karamatsu joke, hes on it now, and hes making it yr problem, he lears to fucking be more cringe n shit so ppl leave him alone, by season 3 they make hi even more of a bitch its GREAT
hes feral he bites he scratches but he wont bc hes kind of a pushover, no joke karamatsu would be so cute wait not cute im delusional he would be so cool if he stoped trying so hard but he puts his own face on his shirts and that kinda makes him a loser
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i was gonna lookin for another picture but what the fuck is this,
what the fuck where was i , hes a bitch he does not care about shit unless its funny theres a bit of infor where when asked about osomatsu (the oldest) hes like hes shitty at being the eldest when he fails irrevocably then i will have to step up i love, shitty eldests bickering <3 theres this running gag where choromatsu trips n falls and karamatsu goes like CHOROMATSU ILL SAVE YOUUUUUU BUT HE JUST???KEEPS RUNNING AWAY???? FAKE ASS,now that i realize this karamatsu is the fakest around choro lolmao like that bit where choromatsu was like hey what do u think i should in the future and that bitch did Not Wanna be involved and yet he went all "follow ur dreams i support u!!!" and then left dead faced i love his mean girls and fake bitches.
coughs also he gives me the stronges vibes of someone who could have a gender/sexuality crisis and i could be the one who makes him realise <losing touch with reality by the second,
anyway i got distracted look i made a mspaint thing
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TL;DR: I JUST LIKE THE ONE DUDE
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mikiruma · 2 years
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actually wtf is going on in the replies of the breaking bad post we reblogged earlier???? do people think breaking bad is a show about our good buddy walter white who was thrust into an unfair situation and was rewarded for killing people????? sorry to drop spoilers for a show that ended 9 years ago but
heres just a short list of things i can remember he did off the top of my head
rejected payment for his treatment out of pride/resentment for the old friend offering (who was a BILLIONAIRE)
got into meth without really any prompting (yes he was desperate but you could argue he could have done literally anything else in his position instead of stew quietly and fuck around in the desert)
kills/severely injures 2 people the second time cooking ever
(throughout the show) manipulating/gaslighting his wife, his lab partner, anyone he thinks he has an inkling of power over
when his meth empire as he knows it crumbles he starts working with actual white supremacists
one of which shoots/kills a child in front of him, which he defends
literally nearly every scene of him and jesse interacting
indirectly caused the universe's "9/11 two" (by watching/letting the daughter of the air traffic controller who took responsibility die) (the daughter happening to be jesse's gf at the time)
at a school assembly addressing this he essentially told the student body & faculty (many of which were directly affected by the tragedy ie property damage via plane/body parts or severe emotional trauma from witnessing) to "get over it"
poison's jesse's new gf's son to manipulate jesse into killing their boss, who they don't like admittedly but jesse isn't an overzealous idiot
literally every scene where he tells skyler "you dont know WHAT ive done for this family... to protect us..." literally nobody asked you to start cooking meth and terrorizing people
ok on god this show is designed to make you sympathize with him early on bc hes sad and desperate and trying to be a strong brave man but he gets so gradually unlikeable and is continuously punished and doesnt understand WHY bc he was BADASS and BUSINESS IS BOOMING and honestly i cant give you a specific point when i personally stopped rooting for walt bc i've been rewatching slowly and just always knew he was a shithead but i WILL say it is extremely apparent when, in the beginning, he cries abt how he does it to secure a future for his family & keep them out of medical debt and even originally has a set dollar amount goal! but in early s5 he calls $5mil 'pennies' and even before then its extremely obvious it hasnt been about the family for a long ass time, hes no longer interested in securing a future, hes trying to flex his wealth (NOT EVEN BOTHERING WITH MONEY LAUNDERING UNTIL S4?????) and "prove" how much of a hero he can be to his family who never asked him to do any of this.
this show is awesome bc you get to watch a guys joker arc set in over the course of a year or so and he sucks SO BAD. it literally shows how the nightmare medical industry drives people to desperate measures. it shows toxic masculinity and the problems with the nuclear family mindset/image and a wonderfully awful demonstration of how pride can rot you. seeing ppl say they wont watch the show because it touches on those themes at all, being completely dismissive of how theyre examined or what the point in all of it is, is really fucking weird. i dont mean to sound like a married middle-class white man in a mid-life crisis who thinks he's walter white and would kin him if i knew what that meant (and was simultaneously too cool for comic books so i cant relate to the joker at all) but this show is fucking cool and i have just witnessed the other side of the fanbase revival, which is 'people who have never seen it who think they know what its about posting their opinions online and it hurts my little autistic brain'
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thebisexualtomb · 1 year
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Another round of please let me maul customers legally.
So a middle aged guy walks into the bookstore, through a long ass talk with my colleague he now needs to go to the second floor where I am. Like this guy was deadass older then me and not by just a smidgen and couldn't bear to ask if we sell horny sex boardgames.
But through trial and error we arrive at that and motherfucker seriously asks me, after i told him repeatedly we dont sell that we can't order them, how they work. And like starts fucking asking me if i have any persinal experience with it. Like My dude WHAT THE FUCK. THAT IS SO NOT THE PLACE. But its toats okay bc he doesn't want to make me uncomfortable and apologises and immediately asks the question again. LIKE WHAT? Do you not know how that fucking works?
I like my job but it seriously makes me boil bc of stupid shitheads like this guy oh my god. I just said to the guy "I wont answer this question as i informed you we don't sell that here" 🗡️😌🔪
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fictionkinfessions · 2 years
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it feels so gross to me that 'chrissy wake up' is a meme on tiktok and stuff. its not funny at all and it shouldnt be a joke and definitely not the most popular one in the fandom rn.,, can you guys stop maybe??? (they wont) -will
party note: Hi. I hardblocked one person and softblocked two for being shitheads to op. Don't be a dick to other people on their confessions. Or else.
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sweetluxe · 2 years
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keeping up with journey james... *WARNING* she had to beat a bih up💢 “Episode 1″
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Journey decided to do back massages today. She was tired of touching people’s feet hence why she is wearing gloves now.
Journey: Are you comfortable Mrs. Johnson? I could turn on some music.
Mrs. Johnson: Oh no baby, I love the quiet.
*police sirens wail in the background*
Mrs. Johnson: Mmm....peaceful. I’ll be sure to tell your mother you do amazing work.
Journey: *chuckles*
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Journey’s man, Kasey, came over after her sessions. They haven’t seen each other is days due to an argument. Journey believes he’s cheating, possibly with someone close to her.
Kasey: Hey babe *kisses forehead*
Journey: Hey...
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Journey cooked beef ramen for the two of them. Surprisingly, she’s actually a level 10 cook.🤐
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....then this robbing ass broke bih broke in💀 just when they was about eat some good ass food. 
BTW, Kasey was so scared he ended running away after seeing her. Safe to say Journey’s got to find a new sigga or commit to her sidepiece.👀
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Journey: Oh, you got me f*****  up.
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she took her bed😣
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Journey got her ass beat😐...
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....snuck her with a right piece tho
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Journey left that bih limping 
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Journey called her neighbor Danny and police after the robbery.
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Police Officer 1: Ms. James, can you give us a description of all the items stolen?
Journey: Well, firstly my bed, and um... oh and my washing machine.... am I going to get them back?
Police Officer 2: * clears throat* Uhh well, were gonna need a description of the suspect before any thing can be returned. What did the robber loo-
Danny: ARE YOU GUYS DONE ASKING QUESTIONS?! clearly she is in distress and has been in a fight....  did one of you shitheads even call a ambulance? 
Journey: Danny...
Danny: I'm sorry Journey, I just think we need actual professionals here. You were robbed and assaulted for Christ sake. 
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Journey: Thanks for coming over Danny, I just need someone after all that.
Danny: You know I got you. Hey, why don’t you stay at my place tonight. You can cuddle with Cairo all night long I wont be offended.
Journey: * chuckles* I would love that but I need to get out of his city for the night.
Danny: C’mon, you’ve found comfort in my bed more than once before.
Journey: *blushes a bit* I’m staying with my parents tonight but ill make sure to facetime you in the morning. 
Danny: You better...
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Journey arrives in Willow Creek at 2:30 am
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Journey: Mom, you wouldn't believe it we were actually fighting each other, I think I broke her nose. 
Beatriz: Oh lord have mercy, and you were alone? What happened to all those men you were seeing.... someone should of been there to protect you. 
Journey: *rolls eyes and sighs* Mom...
Beatriz: What happened to Trey. I thought ya’ll were back together again. I knew I didn’t like him. I always thought he had too much hair for a guy. Oh and what about that tall basketball player, Kasey- 
Journey: ….mom?
Beatriz: You can never trust those basketball boys. Except your brother. He was a good boy such a sweet boy. Oh I remember meeting an Asian boy wher-
Journey: MOM!?
Beatriz: Yes?
Journey: How many cups of coffee did you have today?
Beatriz: Well you know me honey, I need about 10 to start my day *she laughs*
Journey: I’m going to bed mom...
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Lamont: She's a young women living on her own. She should know to keep her windows and door locked up. 
Beatriz: Something like that can happened to anyone honey. It’s not her fault. 
Lamont: I didn’t say it was. I’m just saying this could of been avoided.
Beatriz: Don’t let her hear you say that... *sips coffee*
Lamont: Well, she should hear what I have to say I'm her father.
(Lamont checks his pocket for his cigars)
Beatriz: I put them on the dresser. I almost washed them with your jeans. 
Lamont: Thank you my love.... ( Lamont kisses Beatriz on the cheek and heads upstairs)
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