ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh life
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The scene: you and your fiance have slipped into an empty room during the annual Malfoy yule ball to make out.
Your dad walks in.
With your mom.
It seems they were about to start making out in this same room.
They found you two instead.
Oh no.
Nott practically squeaked. Hands immediately flying off of her and up straight in the air in open submission. Before she could even ask him what in the bloody hell was wrong a very obvious throat cleared from just behind her. No.
She whirled around in time to see both of her parents standing before a now closed door. Her mother could hardly hold back her grin, eyes dancing between Delphini and her fiancé. Her Father.. Well, he certainly seemed significantly less amused.
"I'm sorry.. Were you looking for something?" She could hardly contain the spite in her tone, teeth grit and blood suddenly boiling. Did they follow her? Did they actually follow her?
Or.. No, why did mother suddenly look so guilty? And Father, he'd never chase her down like this.. at least, not now that they were engaged..
Does that mean?
"You're joking." She deadpanned, the only one seemingly able to fill the growing silence. Behind her she could feel Nott stuck somewhere between laughing and panicking. "Must you two continue to act like teenagers? Gods Father - you're practically an artifact at this point!"
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Kunsel: Quick, the floor is lava!
Angeal: *helps Sephiroth get to the kitchen counter*
Genesis: *kicks Zack off the couch*
Kunsel: As you can see there are two types of people-
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aka, Ominis losing brain cells because of Sebastian and MC’s discussion.
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the good thing abt dungeons is sometimes.....you find a little kittygirl in there :) :)
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realizing that all billy joel songs fall into one of 3 categories:
life is so hard augh why am i alive
i live in new york here are some places in new york it's where i live
NEED PUSSY
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Saw this shitpost today and obviously I had to edit it.
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