#Shoot me now pls

[knockknockmf]

This qualifying is giving me a headache

#mexico gp 2023 #f1 #formula 1 #alex out in q2 #Lando out in q1 #shoot me now pls

[evansbby]

I wish I was her I wish I was her I wish I was her I wish I was her I wish I was her

#she got to kiss him when he looked like THAT #now imagine all the girls he hooked up with when shooting this movie #god how I wish that was me #Alexa okay I wish by one direction pls #Ari levinson

[theoryofwhatnow]

nigel colbie and alex forbes are homophobic despite being raging faggots.

#they’ll see a m|m couple on tv and be like ‘that’s a sin’ as if they weren’t just sucking face not even ten minutes ago #‘he is NOT my boyfriend’ now watch me go tenderly stroke his hair while he falls asleep and i tell him stories of knights and bravery #internalized homophobia born directly of catholic guilt #to them they’re not even ‘gay’ #they’re just romantically united by god in the name of their cause which roughly translates to TWINK AS FUCK in the normal world #no offense to my fellow queers #pls don’t shoot me it’s just my opinion #like minds #nigel colbie #alex forbes #murderous intent

[kiingbiing]

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#talks #just finished disco elysium #I fuckin loved it #damn Kim go easy on me PLEASE #but I also did not fuck Kim 🥲 #I was too busy grinding #Kim pls pls I will court u I’m so sorry I’m too cop brain to pay attention #I will love you right pls #I thought I get to fill in all of my slots #honestly wouldn’t mind replaying again #I NEED to dance with Kim #I was too busy helping the kids #Kim ur my bff i love u #I think I killed him during the shootings #and I was about to be paired by fuckin cuno #FUCK THAT #CUNO DOESNT FUCKIN CARE #I WANT KIM #the way I ignore relationships to grind to the fullest will always be my downfall #Kim kitsuragi pls I’ll do better #spoilers #if u care #now I know what to do and now I’m ready to do it all over again #now excuse me while I try to find a vid analysis on these 2

[hoaxghost]

Any followers know asl? Got a few questions cause I want to make sure somethings accurate

#cant find the same motions i was referencing now #pls shoot me a dm

[cinna-bunnie]

ppl who seem to always rotate through having specific kinds of trans girls to proclaim their hate for and implicitly putting themselves above them for not being into the same things make me so uncomfies, like... they r not hurting u in any way, yes people can be extra cringe sometimes but why are u like this.

#I am specifically talking about completely harmless - embarrassing at most - behavior! #like sharing those cutesy subby memes like. u don't have 2 be into it and I'm not either 4/5 of the time #but u don't have to be Like That to the ppl who fw them. it's just some fun... we should all be holding hands.. #idk. as a very drama free girlie I see other girlies on here with big followings get kinda big headed about stuff sometimes #like .. chill out pls.. there is no need to make ur trans sisters catch strays like this. #they ain't even strays y'all just coming here to shoot like :/ that was an unnecessary putdown #tgirls with big internet followings be normal about average transwomen challenge level god #actually idk if she'll see this but I think Josie is the most Normal About Trans Women tgirl with a big following i can think of on here #thank u for being such a sweety pie queen I love u #i always forget she follows me back and every time she likes/reblogs from me it's like getting kissed by an angel like HELLO?? #anyways i'm thinking of that one post now that's something along the lines of #I'd rather be cringe than be mean - and that's REAL. STOP BEING SO MEAN??

[voids-colourful-creations]

Read "Please Don't Lie to Me" the other day by @achillesmonochrome and couldn't get the last scene out of my head, so I drew this based on it!

Give it a read Here and go support the author!!

#op if you dont want me making art of ur fic or using quotes from it in the art #pls shoot me a message and lemme know ill take it down right away! #pokemon #pokemon scarlet and violet #pokemon sv #pokemon scarvi #trainer nemona #rival nemona #nemopen #nemona pokemon #pkmn sv #fanart #pokemon fanart #voids art #someone remind me to add alt text i gotta got to sleep now

[crastlefolke]

art for all the 3rd lifers + things i associate them with

#3rd life smp #click for quality tumblr i hate you #i have been working on this on and off for um. almost 3 months now #shout out 2 everyone who helped me w the characters i didnt know so much abt i owe u guys my life #if anyone has any questions abt why somethings there pls shoot me an ask i love 2 talk abt my art

[stinkrascal]

every time i see tang i think about the fact that he would hate me if he existed in real life like he’d actively plot my death. but id love him so bad 🧘

#pls. hes so fine #do our morals align at all probably not #do i care absolutely not #lovingly smacks his bald head #id bake him a tray of cookies and he’d shoot me dead and i’d say 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 bc he noticed me #sorry for posting jaiden x tang fanfiction on main but that was the first pic i saw waking up now im UNWELL #kicks tang in the back of the knee not strong enough to hurt him but enough so he loses his balance and falls #btw big ups to olli for making that guy LIKE WOW you did that

[basaltbutch]

CNSERVATION CORPS YO U WANTME SO BAD C'MOON JUST CONTAC T ME BACK LETS SKIP THE FOREPLAY. C'MON LET ME IN

#SHAKING THE BARSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS #I KEEP PACING BECAUSE ILL GET IN THE MENTALITY TO PACK BUT I CAN'T DO THAT UNTIL IT'S A GUARANTEED THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #just shoot me now pls #it speaks

[seekingthestars]

@january-summers replied to your post “@january-summers replied to your post “the depths...”:

they look like they'd just bend over and swallow you in their hidden mouths if you walked too close, but also feathers pretty and I kinda want one? 🤭

​they kinda do HAHAHAHA some of the trees are actually monsters and when you get close they come alive and chase after you and try to squish you LOL

but very much agree that the feathers are pretty and i also kinda want one!! 😆

also, just out of curiosity, Link's right arm... is that a glove or a prosthetic?

not a glove, closer to a prosthetic!! his arm gets uhhh destroyed in the first like 10 minutes of this game and is completely replaced by this ✨fancy new one✨! so like it's just his magical arm now lol it used to be the first king of hyrule's arm and is the source of all the new powers bc magic ✨✨

#january-summers #replies #if anyone else reads this pls feel free to correct me if i'm wrong re: arm #but that's my understanding with what i've played of this game so far hahahaha #basically link loses arm and then past king gives link new arm (that was once his) (hand-me-down arm) #so now link has one fancy magical zonai limb lol #totk spoilers #sarah plays totk #also i appreciate tulin trying to help and shooting at the tree enemy in that clip but buddy the goal was not to kill it HAHA #just wanted it to try to smoosh me and then i ran off to collect poes and explore a little #was not interested in wasting weapons on it hahaha

[kickassfu]

you do something and then you second guess yourself into an early grave

#why am i like this #seriously #i can go back on it #but now i'm overthinking it #like should i go ahead with it? #should i change my mind? #do i really want it? #will i regret it? #pls someone shoot me #mine

[jinx-blackout-84]

Yall ain't no way this crush has me listening to Lover boy by A-Wall

#For refrence #Fuck #I hate this #I hate him so much #He's so #I fucking hate him guys #BUT HE PLAYS THE DRUMS #AND I LIKED HIM WHEN HE WAS A LOSER #WITH BRACES AND GLASSES AND STUPID HAIR #and now he's popular #And it sucks #Anyways yeah there's my little y/n moment ig #I hate this shit #Someone shoot me slash jay pls don't shoot me I'm allergic #I should not be allowed to like people #Or develop crushes #Or like his stupid ass face #Or his stupid fucking smile after he plays that song on the drums #Like I'm going to eat fiberglass

[non-un-topo]

Been working on this essay literally all day and I don’t think I’ve gotten any further than where I was at with it this morning

#i have no idea why some essays are just this complicated #honestly i'd just like to write fanfiction or finish my library book right now pls #my whole family is still in limbo right now just waiting. and waiting. and waiting for the phone call. #everything has been so chaotic lately. no peace. no concentration. no motivation. #and apparently there was a shooting at my uni last night in one of the dorms. ssoooo i am on edge #like i could compile a list of all the crazy shit that has happened in my life in the last two weeks but who wants to hear me complain yikes #i need a holiday or a cake or something

[dobaara]

goooood morning

#um... im sitting down now #in the morning i walked extra time on yhe treadmill and when I walked out #my legs were wobblinh #literally #is this how the morning after feels #kidding kidding #then i went to the clothing designer and finalised her clothes for my shoot #tom i have to meet the jewellery designer #and day after I have to travel two hours to go to this one carpet shop #god pls gib me strength 💪

[ontherihm]

hi, im here now

twitter was never an amazing place to be but lately it's become completely insufferable, and people there have really made tumblr sound like the least awful place left on the internet. so ive finally given in and made an account here.

and god damn, i already like it a lot more than i thought i would. so far ive lost an entire day and a half here on accident, except instead of spending it doomscrolling and blocking people till my fingers hurt like on twitter, i spent it grinning at memes and making my blogs look neat (i havent had access to customization like this in so long. and with no paywall!! imagine!!)

i am so ready to get comfy here. frienemy-ship ended with twitter, now tumblr is my new best friend.

#twitter #twitter refugees #new to tumblr #hi #pls dont shoot me for being from twitter i was only there bc everyone else was #and now everyones here so lol