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#Shut Your Mouth
hypewinter · 1 year
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Danny was running through the forest, not daring to look back. He could hear the shouts behind him. The whirring of ecto powered guns charging and taking aim. His body hurt. Everything hurt so bad. And he was beyond exhausted. It wouldn't be long until they caught up. He had to get out of here. He had to get away.
Suddenly a green dot appeared in the distance. Slowly the dot grew bigger and bigger until it was a swirling vortex. Danny didn't even stop to wander where the portal would take him, it was he only escape. With that in mind, he stumbled through.
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The injured halfa fell face first onto the ground.
"What the hell?" He heard someone say.
"Is he alive?" Another voice piped up.
He let out a weak groan in reply.
"Does that answer your question Impulse?" A third voice deadpanned.
"How'd he get in here?" Was that a fourth voice!?How many people were surrounding him? Did he just portal into a worse situation? Danny tried to get up and into a fighting position, but his body had finally given out and refused to move. All he could manage was a slight squirm.
"Superboy can you help him up?" The third voice asked.
Before Danny could react a hand was picking him up by the scruff of his shirt and he saw who surrounded him for the first time. To his left was a boy with an ungodly amount of hair, dressed in a red and white costume. Next to him was another boy dressed in a red and green fit with yellow accents and a black cape. Finally to his right was a girl. She wore a black top with two golden stacked w's on it accompanied by red pants with white stars. Danny couldn't see who was holding him from behind.
Confusion took over the fear and panic he was experiencing just a second ago. He had expected to portal to the ghost zone and see Clockwork or Wulf. Maybe even Frostbite ready with medical equipment. He never thought he'd end up in a weird base surrounded by 4 cosplaying teens.
Danny opened his mouth to ask where he was, but instead of words coming out of his mouth he coughed up blood. Well that wasn't supposed to happen.
Panic was immediately evident on everyone's faces. Including the middle kid wearing a mask.
"Questions can wait for later," he barked. "For now let's get him to the watchtower infirmary!"
The boy wanted to protest. He'd seen enough crime documentaries to know being taken to a secondary location was a bad idea. Add the fact that this secondary location was apparently an infirmary and that took a 'no way' to an 'absolutely not'. Once again though, his body had other plans. As he was switched from dangling by his neck to a princess carry, the pain overwhelmed him and black began taking over his vision. Guess this was happening whether he wanted it to or not. He just prayed that when he woke up, he wouldn't be strapped to another table.
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gifs-of-puppets · 5 months
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Fraggle Rock (1983-1987)
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myownparadise96 · 3 months
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doodlechance · 4 months
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Y’all ever think another reason John Dory took in Rhonda (sounds like Honda) was because he wanted someone to look after??? Y’know because no more brothers????? Just me???? Okay 😔
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jeffskinnerswh0re · 7 months
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freddie and his girlfriend in denmark!!!
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emilynightshade89 · 1 year
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No one:
No one at all:
Jack Russell: :)
Me:
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cxcewg · 8 months
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listen up bitches
you all seem to love to hate on our boy norris so here are some reasons as to why you should shut your mouth
(like right now idiots)
1. it was an ACCIDENT.
i dont even know how to make it more clear. if you look at videos, lando with his champagne bottle hit FAR away from the trophy.
the trophy fell because of the podium shaking not because of lando purposefully breaking it
this could have happened if lando walked over the podium or if a freaking bird fell on it
what do you want him to do? turn back time?
2. max doesn’t care + lando and max are best friends
like legit couldn’t care less. they joke about it. he’s got plenty of trophies. max has repeatedly referred to lando as his best friend on the track and he adores lando. they legit couldnt care less.
max and lando are just joking around about it which brings me to my next point…
3. get a fucking sense of humor
lando is joking around in his interviews. hes probably extremely uncomfortable about constantly being asked about it.
and if you cant understand humor and sarcasm you must be real fun at parties and tbh you might as well just gtfo cuz 😌
4. if you’re hating on him for doing well or for having money (what do you want him to do, not be born???)
heres the door 🚪
okay have a great day :)) 🧡
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stuffymcstuffsworld · 5 months
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Me skinny as a stick.
My partner the curvaceous, cuddly, and perfect individual they are.
People assume things when they see us together. For example, they think I don't like food for some reason.
So we're at a bar and my partner being the babe they are orders me a plate of nachos. The big kind on a large platter. Some asshole assumes it's for my partner, and has the nerve to say, and I quote.
"Woah, try and save some for your friend, buddy. I'm sure they'd like a chip or two."
Now my partner cares little about what people say but me being a vindicated bitch waits till the nachos arrives.
The plate gets to our booth and I make eye contact with the jerk. And in less than 5mins I have devoured that platter as he watches in what I assume is shock and disgust.
I turn to my wonderful partner and what do they say to me?
My partner looking up from their phone: You want dessert Angel?
Me smiles brightly and takes a sip of my green tea whiskey: Yeah, babe. Wanna split it with me?
Never, ever try to fat shame my babe. I will show you the true face of a freaking gluttonous black hole that has a bottomless stomach.
Lucky me, I know beating them up won't get guys like that to shut their mouths.
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thewitchesfortune · 10 months
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Hi how do I preform a cord cutting ritual for a toxic person in my life?
Disclaimer this may have some triggering things in it,if they do trigger you you don’t have to respond. I do apologize in advance if anything does trigger you.
to specify what I mean is that this person almost sent me to the hospital last week or could have took my being with hand sanitizer that had 75% rubbing alcohol, made jokes about it when someone confronted them about it saying “yay they can get “silly” now (I censored the word)” and thought they were the victim because they got suspended for Half a day. I have to admit I have done something to them that hurt them, and at the time I didn’t know it would we used to be friends and they said something I made a comment. It made them insecure, hours later they made an inappropriate joke so I smacked them upside the head in a way I thought was gentle. After this I got suspended for a whole week, and apologized to this person.
Alright, so first and foremost fuck the people who suspended you for that long, especially since they only suspended him for half a day for sending you to the HOSPITAL
But for real, if you have a pic of his face, make some copies. There's a LOT you can do, cause the cord cutting probably won't be enough if you are forced to occupy the same space for long periods of time
Let's start with a "shut your mouth" working. Take a lemon, a large needle, thread of your choice, black pepper, cayenne, chili powder, salt, jalapeño seeds, and any other spicy pepper you have on hand (you can also add hot sauce if you have it), and your targets photo (or a name paper if you can't get a pic)
Cut a slit into the lemon to represent his mouth, and speak as such over it. Shove is picture inside the "mouth" and add your ingredients one by one, stating what you want to happen if he speaks to OR about you in any type of way. Ask them to cause his mouth to burn, for him to start choking, for him to stutter and be unable to finish what he was saying ANY time your name is on his tongue
Use the needle and thread to sew this shut, and you can also add thorns and pins if you'd like.
You can either turn this into a jar spell by adding it to a jar and filling it with vinegar, and then praying over the whole jar and keeping it somewhere it won't be easily found by others, or you could go hang this in a tree and ask that as it rots, so too does his mouth and any words he has about you die on his lips
After this is done, you can go to a busy road and grab some dirt, bring it home with you, and add the ashes of his photo to it, black pepper (to banish), black salt (or regular if you don't have black salt)(also to banish), cayenne (to speed things up and cause discomfort), any other hot peppers (for the same reason), you can also set all of this in a cross candle set up with 5 tealights (set them in this order: top, bottom, right, left, center) and pray over the whole thing for him to leave your life and never come back to bother you. Once the candles burn out, take the mixture back to the road, and make sure upu throw it on the side that specifically leads AWAY from town, and then don't look back when you leave
I would wait to do a regular cord cutting till he's actually gone, personally, but you could take some twine and 2 candles, you can soak the twine in lemon juice, carve your name in one candle and one in his and tie the string around both candles. Light the candles, and then as you pray for the cord to be cut, literally cut the cord with some scissors, and let the candles burn
The other method is to just let the flame take the cord out, but that doesn't always work. It can show you how hard the other person is holding on though, it's a good way to divine how difficult it will be to get rid of someone
After all of this though I definitely recommend cleansing yourself, and your space, and then doing some blessing spells on yourself and space as well. You can make a blessed oil by praying psalm 23 over it, like a bottle of olive oil or something, and you can do a solid cleansing by making some instant coffee and praying over it for it to clear away any unwanted energies, anything that could still be tying you to him, and anything that may have tried to attach itself to you through this process (not likely, but better to do this asap just in case) and then take a shower normally, and after you are clean, pour the cooled coffee over your head and try to make sure it hits every part of you, or at least all of your head and shoulders
If you can, let yourself air dry after this, but if you can't just pat yourself dry instead of rubbing, and use a blow dryer. IMEDIATELY use the blessed oil to annoint yourself asking for blessings once you're dry (forehead, crown, back of head, shoulders, palms, and bottoms of feet)
Good luck! And if you'd like to tip me, it would be appreciated! 😁
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hhemeraa · 6 months
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Idk if the quality is gonna be any good cause Im doing it all janky style with my finger, but uhhhhh yeah! There’s a trend here! Tagged by @skxrbrand
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chatteisbuzzing · 5 months
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“Free isra—“ i’m gonna pull your stomach out and tear it open to slurp out your guts and shove my hands through your ears before i tear apart your eardrums as i crush your brain into nothing hut chunks of meat.
Bitch if i hear another retarded asshole say all that israel shit i’m gonna kms istg i’ll drag all your asses down to hell.
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hypewinter · 7 months
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The moment the last of his loved ones died, Danny left Earth. After all there was no more reason to stay. No one left to protect. Instead he went deep deep into space. Allowing himself to get lost in his obsession. Far away from his grief, Danny passed the years by exploring all that the cosmos had to offer (which was a lot).
Occasionally Clockwork would appear next to him. He'd tell him about all that was happening on Earth. The changes that were being made. But Danny simply couldn't bring himself to care. After all, what meaning did change have to a being who would live forever? That's what he thought until he came face to face with said change. In the form of a green clad hero hailing from the very planet that had become such a distant yet painful memory.
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scribblersobia · 1 year
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Those people who ask too personal questions to others like; when you are getting married; when will you have kids; when will you have a job; how much you earn; making comments on someone's appearance and weight; I want to ask you, what you gain out of this? Are you paying for someone's bill? NO! then why do you want to know so much about them? There are better questions to ask people, like are you happy; how are you; you can also give them compliments. If you are not helping someone with their trauma or problems, don't give them additional stress because you don't know what someone is going through and what they want out of life.
In the end, I want to ask these people, how do you sleep at night peacefully when you make others nights sleepless? How devils? How do you do that?💀
@scribblersobia
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bunniespocket · 22 days
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tulou · 6 months
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2023.09.30
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Somewhere, UT.
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saltqueer · 8 months
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the urge to block someone over their opinions on the east coast
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