*Court of owls is back and the batfam is trying to get inside to know what they're doing now*
Tim: Dick, you had history with the court, do you have anything that give us any connection to them?
Dick: sure let's see *open wallet and start picking up cards* I'm an Elk, a Mason, a communist, I'm the president of the gay and lesbian alliance...
...for some reason, ah here it is! Court of owls member.
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Lisa Simpson's sideshow presentation: "Video games as online-only live services are destroying every ounce of fun and creativity this medium is capable of."
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COLUMBO IN:
"Now let me get this straight Skinner, you call hamburgers Steamed Hams?"
"It's a reigonal dialect lieutenant, Steamed Hams is what we used to call hamburgers in upstate New York"
"Now that's strange because my wife's from Utica and i've never heard her use the phrase 'Steamed Hams' before"
"Well it must be some sort of Albany expression then"
"Albany huh I'll have to look into that. Now you call them steamed hams, despite the fact they are obviously grilled?"
"Could we get going Columbo, I've had a busy day and I have no more time for your pointless small talk"
"One more thing Seymour, what is happening over there?"
"Um, Aurora Boreali"
"Aurora Borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within this parking lot?"
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Made this meme a while back and have found a use for it literally every day.
May it serve you, and may you stop browsing forums for your favorite shows for your health's sake.
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“July 1st, you say? Well, we’ve done our bit” - every company ever
Credit: Simpsons Bortposting on Facebook
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Simpsons Crab Juice tumbler available on Etsy!
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Move over Corey, Link's here!
Why, yes, I did spend too long on a joke that only my brother and I will find funny!
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