Sir John Franklin
Educate this creature as to the dominion of the empire
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Is no one going to be not normal with me about the fact that this guy:
YES. THIS MAN:
WROTE THESE?!
OR DO I HAVE TO BE NOT NORMAL ABOUT IT ALL BY MYSELF?!?!!?
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sir john plot: i need to find the northwest passage to restore my reputation as an explorer
crozier plot: i must overcome my alcoholism to save this arctic expedition
hickey subplot:
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in the evil hell dimension everything is the same except the terror was released in 2016 and there is an intense subsection of the fan community that create the worst highschool aus you’ve ever seen (all 114k words) and they’re obsessed with shoehorning silna and sophia cracroft into a hashtag girlboss relationship to make room for their slash oh also jopson is a cinnamon roll and franklin is always the principal who jfj was adopted by because of mangled tragic backstory and this is his first year in a real school and he’s soooo nervous. also someone needs to be obsessed with a random object or animal that becomes their fandom personality after they mentioned it once in the show i’m thinking goodsir and crabs but i’m open to suggestions. anyways that’s just a peek into my dark and twisted mind. this room will self destruct in
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