#Sir Stupid Idiot

[justaz]

lancelot and leon share the braincell. they occasionally give it to the others and let them take turns using it. elyan gets it most often, merlin gets it second often. percival gets it here and there but doesn’t know what to do with it so leon and lancelot only give it to him on slow days and when they’re bored and wanna have fun. arthur only gets it when merlin isn’t around bc if merlin is around then his mere presence is enough to cancel it out. gwaine refuses to take it.

#mordred packed his own braincell #its just always focused on emrys. emrys is tempted to steal it and eat it. mordred thinks thats awesome. #shared custody of the braincell #idiots of the round table #knights of the round table #merlin emrys #arthur pendragon #sir lancelot #sir leon #leon the long suffering #sir percival #sir elyan #sir gwaine #sir mordred #gwen has two (2) braincells. morgana has half of one and it only works on even days. #bbc merlin #merthur #theyre all so goddamn stupid

[batcavescolony]

The King his Knights and Merlin are out on a minor quest but on the way they help a wise old lady and as thanks she let's them all ask one question. Arthur asks if he will be a good King, that's easy she says it's prophesized he will bring the golden age of Albion. The others go asking about the future, how their lives will be, she answers. Until one asks "who is the most powerful of Arthur's Round Table?" Everyone is interested now, is it Arthur himself he is King after all? Percival, he is strong maybe that makes him powerful? Gaius, after all he is the oldest and knowledge is power? But she just smiles "to be powerful is to be influential, or to have great power. Now all of you are influential but to also have great power, to be able to influence all of you and have the power to make sure that influence is fulfilled. Would go to one" everyone's surprised she points to Merlin.

#bbc merlin #merlin #arthur pendragon #sir leon #sir gwaine #sir elyan #sir lancelot #sir percival #gwenevere #bbc #leon #gwaine #elyan #lancelot du lac #percival #merlin: ignore her are you going to trust a old lady in the woods? you know im an idiot! come on be real #stupid drabble ignore this #im on a Merlin kick rn #Lancelots ghost: yes he is

[darkwood-sleddog]

Me seeing somebody call a malamute with one of the most overly coarse, flewy and exaggerated heads I’ve seen in a long time a “straight wedge”

#dogblr #alaskan malamute #AND the stupid assumption that show breeders are making the dogs smaller ? lmao #they must be a giant lines idiot for SURE #it’s head was like a fucking Bernese #I did not say anything directly to them #bc the post was of somebody’s pet of Reddit #but man. I hope I seriously hope these sort of malamutes do not become common #it is…scary to see to be frank #ITS NOT A WEDGE WHEN IT HAS A STOP LIKE A GOLDEN RETRIEVER SIR

[the-20th-century-girl]

#Six Idiots #Bill The Film #Bill 2015 #Laurence Rickard #Larry Rickard #Sir Francis Walsingham #Francis Walsingham #Stupid Sexy Walsingham #Bill #Film #My Gifs

[whatisbraincells]

Honestly how fucking hilarious would it be if Elon Musk reacted to Glass Onion the same way Logan Paul reacted to Nope

#glass onion #nope #elon musk #logan paul #sir this about u #ur the idiot #vyas stupid hyper specific rants

[gold-snek-hoe]

For the record, book 3 Marak doesn't exist in my head. If I got to him in book 1, he'd never be allowed near a human child under the age of 12, so none of this would've happened. Who let this man help raise not one, but two human girls from infancy? No sir. Absolutely not. You don't know shit about human child psychology.

#the hollow kingdom #marak sixfinger #goblin king #clare b dunkle #blorbo posting #self ship #seriously tho this man psychologically ruined two out of the three kids he raised #sir please #with all due respect you're an idiot #miranda girl you deserved betted #so did til #*looks at the mess of generational trauma in his wake* that's a lot of damage #seylin is left holding the flex tape trying to piece this shit back together #rant post #not while i’m around #not on my watch #i am bonking book 3 marak repeatedly on his old stupid head with a steel bat

[t4tbedehopmar]

OH MY GOD GUYS what if i wally themed........

#BEE. BEE WHAT ARE U EVEN SAYING U STUPID IDIOT #WHAT ABT U AND MARNIE THEME....... I RLLY LIKE IT 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 me and the bestie forever sniffles and cries #i didn't say anything i won't retheme no sir! goodbye

[unrivaledmeteoranger]

alignment chart but koga made it

#ensemble stars #enstars #tag yourself im stupid idiot #changed chiakis from 'guy' to 'bastard' #cuz i didnt wanna use arashis bastard title #for obvious reasons #sir that is a SLUR

[life-is-rutile]

Maybe it's just my anxiety brain, but the plot point of person a doesn't come to important agreed upon meeting/event and person b immediately jumping to the conclusion that they have been abandoned by person a instead of going "oh no, something terrible must have happened to them" is so not relatable to me. It makes for delicious angst and conflict of course, so I'm not complaining, but I'm also yelling at some blorbos in my brain for being so dumb.

#ofmd #edward teach #but also #penumbra podcast #lord arum #probably more blorbos #getting kidnapped by villains and shit #our flag means death #at least arum would rightly assume #that damien is competent #but stede???? #how do you not think he got into some stupid trouble? #sir #you are dating an idiot #you have to take that into consideration

[cleverclove]

“Never before seen photos of Queen Elizabeth riding a bike” okay uh people are dying

#queen elizabeth #they’re featuring charles and his stupid pens like sir 😭 pakistan is flooded surely there is something more important than pampered idiots #who have no idea how the world works

[pointsfortrying]

sometimes self love is crunching leaves on the ground sometimes self love is glaring @ self to shut up from saying shit

#rye rambles #rye rants #trying so hard to be nice to myself fr!!! #me: 'oh god people hate me/think im immature/think im stupid---' #me: sir that is very presumptuous and even a bit rude of you to assume when they only ever showed support #if the roles were reserved you wouldn't be thinking any of that it aint that deep!! #its okay and normal to be anxious but if you let it control you it'll only make things worse #it aint that deep chief i prommy you #you're not a horrible person you're not an idiot #you're a lil silly and you don't feel the need to change yourself for other's approval (even if you seek it) and that's okay #if people have issue with that it says more ab them than you #shakes myself like a rat internalize this already--- #head in hands #it is so god damn hard to be kind to yourself dskljsdlk #but its easier than it was years ago and i'll take it from my past self cold dead body

[silverspleen]

Every time I think I’m over it I am forcibly reminded that I am unreasonably attracted to Halo cosplayers.

#its a magnetic force drawing me to oogle at them and dither in their general direction #I become Stupid Idiot with a crush like UUUUH h-hello s-sir #cosplay #Halo #The Dragoon Diaries #Halo cosplay is quite possibly the sexiest thing you can cosplay to me personally

[moonstrider9904]

Why is messaging pretty men painful

#i'm the only idiot in the library blushing at her computer #asdjalsjflaskfnas do u think he'll reply? #this man has had my heart for MONTHS NOW MONTHS I TELLS YA #y'all have no idea the things he does to me #stupid pretty blue eyes and pretty beard and pretty voice and pretty hair #sir can we get married pls #moonstrider speaks #personal

[spiderispunk]

Friar Laurence should be in prison

#sir why the FUCK are you helping a 13 year old fake her death ????? #why the FUCK are you helping to stupid teenage idiots get married #‘I want to end the feud’ YEAH YEAH #get some friends your age #LEAVE THOSE CHILDREN ALONE #sorry I’m screening the play so I can show it to my students #romeo and juliet

[russieraholic]

Please sir please it is six in the morning I haven’t slept yet get oUT OF MY BRAIN YOU ARE NOT WELcome hERE

GET OUT GER out

#hitting with stick #scraaape scraaape #sir please I am homosexual #stupid stupid dumb idiot stupud sexy piece of plastic

[biqueuerious]

you @ zero:

#akkajdjdkakaks i’d lay my body starfish style in front of him he can steamroll me into the floor i Do Not Care i just want his stupid idiot #hands on me #anYWAY #yes sir i’ll take my gay coded villain up the ass