Tumblr Top Ships Bracket - Round 1 Side 2
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Kaz : it’s not right
Inej laughing: it was funny
Kaz: it was not, Matthias beat me at Monopoly…MATTHIAS!
Inej: If it helps, it wasn’t a lot of ability, he was mostly lucky, he got good cards and the dice fell a lot in his favor, other things were pretty much adviced like Nina. Also you kind of deserved that for being an asshole last time when you put him on jail the whole game and then mocked him
Kaz: But how was he so lucky? I certainly know how to cheat in Monopoly but him? He didn’t even took out the ga…
Kaz: oh that motherfuc-
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Kaz in the darkness with a candle:It was you
Wylan waking up : AAAAAH!
Jesper: WHAT THE FUCK,KAZ?!
Kaz kneeling on the bed over Wylan : you were the one that set up the game,you put the cards on the perfect order for Matthias to get the good ones
Wylan: that’s absurd! How do you think i could ever be capable of that?
Kaz: you are a math genius
Wylan:…
Wylan: i want to take the compliment but I’ll fall in the trap. Anyway, Kaz,Matthias beat you,get over it. Also, even if I did somehow did the cards thing,there’s no way that’s the only thing that made him win.
Kaz: it’s true,that’s why you had the dice be manipulated…BY HIM! (points the light at Jesper) Jesper moved the dice by your request , probably you whored yourself out for that
Wylan: Kaz, this is just…
Jesper: i am so sorry,Kaz! I didn’t want to, but he seduced me!
Wylan: what seduction? I only said “please”
Jesper: duh! That’s what i mean!
Kaz: I don’t blame you,Jesper. Also realized that Nina was on it , she had been telling jokes the whole game,which would make Inej laugh and it will distract me to put two and two until it was too late..
Jesper: way too late,it’s 1 am
Wylan: you are not exactly right,Nina didn’t knew the whole plan or even that Matthias was supposed to win,just that she had to keep Inej laughing
Kaz: how much did you pay her?
Wylan : well, i said “want to make Kaz suffer?” And she said “yes” before I could even finish. I tried to give her some kruge when the plan worked but she gave them back and said “Kaz’s loser face was everything that i could have asked in this word”
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Wylan: *Through gritted teeth* I love being out of my comfort zone, its necessary for my “personal development”
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ok but like in the “stay in ketterdam” chapel scene in the show i think the most fucking heartbreaking part is when inej ends her sentence (“so our lips never touch”) and kaz flinches back from her and pulls his hand away, the very same hand that he had reached out to her to begin with. you can see how much it hurts and the shame all over his face
anyway they make me insane :)
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sometimes I headcanon inej as bi but sometimes… but sometimes I think she’s that straight girl you think is a lesbian for so long, until you finally meet her boyfriend who’s just a weird little guy.
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