#Skull Boss Guzma
Guzma: I'm an adult! I do grown-up things! Independence!
Guzma, moments later: Plumes, what’re taxes --
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So! I’ve spent the last few weeks making these! :D
What if, instead of Team bosses, the villains - and Piers - were all regular trainers?
I picked a trainer class for each of them and worked around their design for it! ^^ Also, worthy of noticing, in these versions they are all normal and nice citizens (which is why Ghetsis’ Hydreigon is so happy! Finally he’s being treated properly! XD).
Another thing: I had first picked Scientist for Colress, but decided to change it when I realized he was gonna look identical. So I chose a teacher for him, even though this is usually a female-only trainer class.
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some guzma and cyrus custom sprites I made for @idonthaveacleverquip 's fic "Adventures of Guzma and the "Cave Troll""
"Awkward Couple Cyrus & Guzma would like to battle!"
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Guzma: *Being boiled alive in a witches soup*
Witch: (smacking him with her broom) stop *smack* eating *smack* all *smack* the *smack* potatoes *smacksmacksmack*
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Being The 'Lil Sibling' Of Team Skull
You would be an admin just like Plumeria but, instead of being the big sister, you are the youngest member of Team Skull.
You not only have the respect of every grunt but you are also endlessly smothered with love and admiration.
Just like the grunts see Plumeria as a figure to be respected and feared, they see you as a figure needing to be protected.
They'll try and have battles for you just so you and your pokemon won't get hurt. They can't have their little sibling crying!
Plumeria is, just like with all the other Team Skull members, your big sister.
She is less protective and wants to see your true strength in battles and only joins if someone is going too hard on you.
She'll probably stick with you after Team Skull disbands. You pretty much are her little sibling and she'll be there to pick you up whenever you're down.
Guzma is the one who sees potential in you. He failed the island challenge but he knows you might have a chance.
He'd find this very hard to accept whilst Team Skull is still running but will be more supportive afterwards.
He's the one that made you an admin, seeing how literally every member of Team Skull loved you.
If, one day, you become the champion of Alola, every member of Team Skull will be there to cheer you on and praise your skill.
Like a family.
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→「Yᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴄʜᴀʟʟᴇɴɢᴇᴅ ʙʏ TEAM SKULL!」
Team Skull, requested by @agentedaprovidencia!
I’d appreciate a like/reblog if you use them!
✖ no kin tags, please
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I spent,,,,,,alot of time on this ahaaaaha aaaa ;;v;;
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guzma speaking fondly of plumeria is my aesthetic
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Pokemon villains are either mlm (affectionate, men loving men) or mlm (derogatory, multi-level-marketing)
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Guzma: So what’s the tea?
Giovanni: Well, apparently, Cyrus got lost again, Maxie is chasing Archie because he called him ‘a workaholic’, and Lysandre is crying to the rhythm of an opera song again.
Guzma: ... I meant what flavor is your tea, but I think you need some alcohol.
Giovanni, lifting teacup: Loose-leaf green with some whiskey.
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Hala nearly committed manslaughter when Guzma told him about his father.
There is nothing worse for him than adults who would lay their hands on children, as it isn't just cowardly, but also completely despicable.
Especially since he remembers how Guzma used to be when he was a child and on his journey. What a bright but very shy child he used to be.
Instead, he went to Nanu to get that man behind bars. child abuse is a very serious thing in the Pokémon world, that can be reason for prisontime, even decades after it happened.
There were a lot of evidence, from the scares on Guzmas back to the weapons (the golfcupes), so it wasn't hard.
Guzma himself does not know how to feel about it. Nobody (except team skull) has ever cared about him this much and he does feel a bit better, now that his abuser can't reach him anymore, but the whole time he is just: chill Hala, chill.
Also, Hala kind of adopts team skull as his grandchildren, after Guzma became his apprentice.
They are all young adults, some of them are still children, without a home and a place to stay. Guzma is their boss, their 'parent 'and Hala knows better than to' throw them away '. (what is honestly how Mos of them would have felt)
So, he decided to' play grandpa ' and after some time, the grunts accepted it, especially after he started to go after their parents who failed /hurt them
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Now we gettin’ it shine, sequin
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Giovanni: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you’ll be fined.
Giovanni: You’re on thin fucking ice
Giovanni: Oh no
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2 in the evening
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Soo, Death Stranding Guzma anyone? I just had to draw this.
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𝐑𝐞𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐰 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐨𝐲 𝐆𝐮𝐳𝐦𝐚
𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐟 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞
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Starting off the guzma appreciation phase right 👏
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"Wanna see what destruction looks like? Here it is in human form—it's your boy Guzma!"
I'm very proud of this to say the least! I love Guzma with all my heart and i hope he’s having a great day (click for better quality)
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