hey everyone remember these skyrim skits apparently the guy who made these just murdered his wife and her friend. okay.
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i keep getting ads for nord vpn. but where is imperial vpn? altmer vpn? khajiit have vpn if you have ad read
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Nothing like a nice, tall mug of bread
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Pictured: A Bristleback, as seen in Morrowind, Skyrim, and ESO.
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“A lie told often enough becomes the truth.”
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If Daft Punk were in TES they'd be dragon priests.
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The kids of Skyrim really love their bodies of water 🌊
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The Dragonborn: So it turns out the “bad vibes” I’ve been experiencing are actually “severe psychological distress”
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So I’m playing Skyrim for the first time and I thought y’all might appreciate the highlights so far:
- realised a room full of enemies was very strong - beat them by getting them all to fight each other then raising all the dead guys to help me fight the main strong one
- ate a dragon’s words then got chased down an Entire mountainside by a dragon, into a town, which it proceeded to attack - the guards helped me kill the dragon
Needless to say, i am impressed with the DnD level shenanigans i can get away with thus far
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Guide to troubled followers
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Tis the Spoopy Season! Haven't been very active recently, so have a full set of Sload heart lamps ;)
Designs done for Thras: the Coral Kingdom, a horror Skyrim mod! Follow development here: https://discord.gg/HJUaFdXSyT
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Saffron goes to Wizard College
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are we really still doing imperials vs stormcloaks discourse in 2021…..
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The Bannered Mare Inn: weekly special
All meals served with mashed or boiled potatoes, steamed vegetables
Venison chops with juniper gravy, served rare
Salmon and Nordic barnacle gratin, with dill and a rich cream sauce
Baked rabbit meatballs with snowberry jam and gravy
Seared slaughterfish a la Talviel, with a brown butter and lemon sauce
Hammerfell goat stew, with puffed wheat and local tomatoes
Mudcrab cakes, with apple coleslaw
Roast beef, chicken, or game of the day, served with drippings and a sauce of either Eidar cheese, juniper gravy, tarragon cream, or horseradish
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Me, desperately wIshing that ‘groovy’ was in the Tamriel lexicon because Juno would 100% say it all the time.
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Sheogorath: Onion rings are vegetable donuts.
Sanguine, used to Sheo being insane: Sure . . .
Sheogorath: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
Sheogorath: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.
Sheogorath: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio—
Sanguine: Dibella's saggy left breast, that one is a little-
Vaermina, taking notes for nightmare fuel: No, no, Sheo, keep going.
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Join my discord
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